HAPPENING THREAD - RAMADAN EDITION
>ALRIGHT LADS, WE'VE HAD A HAPPENING IN JORDAN TODAY - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-36459495
>YESTERDAY, KAZAKHSTAN WAS HIT - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Aktobe_shootings
>AS WAS A FRENCH BUS IN DRÔME - http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-france-bus-idUKKCN0YR0K4
>>76295244
Jordan is hardly a happening. Nothing is going to go down this week. You always say "it's happening" but it never really is.
Exactly 1 hour left till the groundhog day anon's prediction in east coast time
>>76295735
Been off the boards for a couple days, whats the latest habbenings guess? Terrorist attack or what?
>>76295735
>>76295244
>shit blowing up in mudslime land
who fucking cares? tell me when white people are effected
>>76296867
>>76296907
Dis guy's pic related apparently
>>76296907
Working and living in Boston... Should I splitsville in 30?
>>76296907
Kek
>>76296907
41 minutes and counting.
Nothing's going to happen.
Nothing ever happens.
>>76297350
This... Just this one time, i want zombieland. Total anarchy. Worldwide power outtage for atleast 2 months.
>>76297192
Your call
38 minutes left until happening.
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e056R97svz8
Should i take my lunch at 11 or 12?
>>76295244
>>76297579
Real thread theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY
>>76297628
Lunch is the last of your concerns where we're headed.
It's not a Habbening unless it's in the US or a European country(Russiastan I'd not European for you Russiboos out there)
They aren't mentally retarded so they won't attack Nippon and asia really has no bearing on what Europe or America does
>>76297628
>he didn't take the afternoon off
>>76295244
literally scrapping the bottom of the happening barrel. When will you fucking jewish cabalists learn, numbers and dates have no significant meaning
>>76297628
12, less people out and about
>>76297809
I get off at 3
Nothing is going to happen at 1:50 EST, it's just a post made to be "creepy xD"
>>76297192
Same here. I'm staying, don't give enough fucks anymore to believe stupid shit like this.
Hey, if it's true and I die that's cool too.
>>76297820
Try saying that to a New Yorker on 9/11 or to a Londoner in 1666.
>>76296907
spooky
>>76297886
We have a lot of /x/ tards crossposting.
happy ramadan to everyone
>>76296907
That sure is one shitty made up story
>>76297665
Better thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LY3ftiLqmE
>>76298331
>>76297886
>/x/tards
No. It's romanians. They've been shitposting all week. I'm fed up with them. Is it possible to hide all posts from a certain flag?
>30 bings
I WANT TO BELIEVE!!!
>19 minutes
>>76297579
>>76297665
>>76298647
>not posting the original happening theme
Plebs
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WHYdVT6dUAs
>>76299103
>cant count to 30
no wonder people think americans are tards
>>76299179
Don't get me wrong, i love Metroid but its not fitting for happening.
>>76295244
12 minutes to dissapointment
>>76299198
It's 1:50, not 2:00
It was 1:31 when I posted that, 1 minutes before the destined time.
STOP WANTING THE HAPPENING YOU FAGS.
THE ONLY HAPPENING THAT SHOULD HAPPEN IS TRUMP BEING ELECTED
>20 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhSHXGM7kgE
>>76295244
>RAMADAN
Can you stupid faggots stop acknowledging those dirty sandnigger holidays?
tl;dr Fuck off, Muhammad.
>>76298462
That picture is so dumb.
How can you even enjoy wrapped candy?
No wonder they have a month called ramadan without appreciating it when someone beats them to a pulp.
>>76299766
if a big happening happens in Europe it will wake Europe pretty well if the muzzies do enough damage.
>>76299274
But that's like that song's name could literaly be "happening in sector 3"
Fine, what about this one then?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sEXMFRkdjrE
>>76299745
oh my bad fellow burger, i thought it was 2
im gonna go eat some ice cream for apology
>>76296907
8 minutes...made sure I was awake and rested for this.
I'M READY FUCKING BRING IT FUCKING BRING IT DAMNIT
>>76299820
>>76298982
why can you guys not count? are you 10 minutes ahead of the UK or something?
It clearly says 1:50
>>76300065
No problem, enjoy your ice cream, I might just have one too
>>76298462
sounds more like a anti-condom thing to me senpai
r8 my anglo flag while we wait, i tried to simplify it as far as possible.
5 pointed star for the 5 nations, red white and blue.
5 Mississippi
>>76296907
4 minutes till impact ! BRACE
4 mississippi
>>76300016
Its better fitting than Metroid was but it seems a bit actiony imo.
3 M I N U T E S
M
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safe travels anons
>>76300395
Don't worry, if they attack Toronto, we win. Checkmate amerifriends.
>>76300332
Shite I'm afraid mate; two simplistic and a Bicolour is fucking disgusting.
>>76300499
Pray up you have 2 minutes to get right with the lord
So, two minutes left
>>76300332
Not bad but not ideal, maybe try for five individual stars in a circle or something and then we can look at any further changes.
>2 minutes
>nothing happens
>this summer is safest on record
>muslims continue to invade
>western civilization ends
>500 years of sand niggers ruling the world
Thanks a lot /pol/
1 M I N U T E
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ONE MINUTE.
EVERYONE TO HAPPENING STATIONS.
>>76300560
AND one FAGGOT IN OP TREE!?!!??!!
One minute.
Literally seconds
HOLY SHIT
...
NOTHING'S HAPPENING
DEFKEK 1
anything happen?
>>76300475
>Canada can never lose
Trudeau found the secret to always win
ITS HAPPENING
I must confess before we die, I hate you guys
HERE WE GO GUYS HOLY SHIT IT'S GONNA HAPPEN HOLY FREAKING SHIT
Anyone else taking a shit ? With a gun nearby?
>>76300718
No /pol/ is never right
>>76295244
ITS TIME !!!!!
>>76296907
It will not happen.
If I'd live 4 years in one year I would make it clear as much as possible and not put it on a /pol/ baord.
Shitty story, not going to happen.
ITS TIME BOYS? HAPPENING ALERTS WHERE?
>>76296907
>It's exactly 1:50 as I read this
Literally peed a little
IT'S TIME
PLEASE BE LONDON
HAPPENING
captcha: AUTOBUS SOTIE
Aannnnddd nothing.....
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>pol btfo
Sirens confirmed
Tanks in 30
>>76300440
Yeah, maybr it's better suited for those who don't want the happening to happen.
>>76300677
KEK is with us brothers!
Praise KEK!
Fuck I was in Toronto, was hoping for a boom
>>76295244
The Antichrist was born today
Incomiiing!
I can smell burning outside...
>>76300911
>911 get
You guys are faggots, give it at least 20 minutes for some news to leak out from London
Looks like groundhog save us
KEK willed it
>>76300944
KEK wills it!
>Woke up at 1:45
>Remember happening
>Get on 4chan
>Nothing
>>76301020
In london right now, no signs
HOLY FUCK GUYS
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>76301020
this
>>76296907
BRACED
>>76295244
FUCK TURN ON THE NEWS. ANY CHANNEL WILL DO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJU
>>76301089
>Tries to rickroll
>The Embed image shows Ricks face
>>76301089
>>>9gag
PRAISE KEK
If nothing happens I am going to be so salty.
>Happening fags fall for another made up story once again
>>76296907
1:55 already and nothing
>>76296907
And another shit post that never came true
>>76296907
>Nothing happened.
Wow color me surprised!
Two magpies on my fence making a fuckton of noise.
Omen?
CONFIRMED NOT HAPPENING
ANOTHER DAY OF YOUR LIFE TICKS AWAY
>>76301200
checked
PRAISE KEK
ONE MORE HOUR
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>>76296907
this guy deserves to be institutionalized
Happening drill concluded. Return to life.
>>76301399
lol, I was ahead an hour. Fuckin' daylight savings time.
>>76301399
checked
Give it some time, the are some suposed satanic rituals going on today in L.A.
>>76301399
but anon
i live in EST
it's 1:57
>there will inevitably be a happening during ramadan
>but the mudslime fags won't make it happen on a cool date like 666
2 minutes left!
>>76301399
No more vodka kurwa
>>76301480
Daylight savings homie.... east coast is on EDT now, not EST.
>>76301399
Kek
>>76301480
>There are people who don't live in EST
what's even the point? We're literally the center of the universe
>>76301511
>>76301530
Just give up nothing is gonna happen get your head checked.
>>76301399
checked
Kek has blessed you as his prophet
>>76301399
Dubs have confirmed it to be true
>>76301530
You fucking daft nigger
>>76301615
Erm... pointing out we're on EDT means I need to get my head checked?
Eat shit faggot. Of course nothing is going to happen.
>>76301656
Damn, you're dumber then a Pole, how does that feel?
>>76301759
>then
>>76295735
one(1) hour and 12 minutes ago
>>76296907
56 minutes ago
>>76301691
Rude.
>>76301800
>grammarfaggot
you're still fuckin retarded.
If singles: nothing will happen
Um guys.....
WHAT THE POOP?!?!
Obama making unscheduled flights accompanied by a SAM C-32 along with extremely unusual air traffic.
"The number and variety of strategic aircraft is continuing to increase. Nightwatch, TACAMO, ASW and recon aircraft- including all three COBRA BALL airframes, both COMBAT SENT airframes and now starting yesterday, CONSTANT PHOENIX nuclear detection and assessment aircraft. V model RIVET JOINT flights are also increasing, with multiple sorties per day detected from RAF Mildenhall, Stuttgart, Elmendorf, and Kadena. On Thursday night one of Elmendorf's RJs limped back home after suffering electronics 'damage' significant enough to require a fire truck scramble, inspection and towing. The same airframe began flying again yesterday. First for a midday 45 minute to an hour local shakedown flight, then a departure to the southwest in the late afternoon.
One thing I noticed yesterday is that the RJ flights from Mildenhall eastwards seemed to ignore the BALTOPS flight traffic entirely- flying straight through using its normal routes to Kalingrad and St Petersburg while the increased military traffic seemed to be routed away from it. Other items of note are increased NATO and US ASW activity despite the fact that only a single NATO submarine is listed as participating in the exercises. NATO AWACs activity has also been moved forward in southeast Sweden and Eastern Poland; their detection ranges now able to see well into Russian air defense areas. I list these as additional activities likely seen as provocations by Russia. The cherries on top of the proverbial sundae of multiple exercises moved closer to Russia's borders than has really ever been done before. Make no mistake- they WILL ramp things up."
http://www.defconwarningsystem.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=32&t=5272
https://twitter.com/DInikhaton
>>76300763
dat loading pic suspense tho
>>76301826
You're retarded. It's 2:04 EDT right now.
>>76301399
dumb pole is actually (technically) correct
>>76300765
>AND VERTICALLY
Lost it
>>76301966
Nice cropping the time out, probably happened hours ago
>>76301800
KEK confirms you are right
>>76302049
Google says EST is 2:05 now
>>76302044
http://www.timeanddate.com/time/zones/est
>>76302044
So, you've come around to the idea we're on EDT not EST?
People can change after all.
>>76302170
no it doesn't.
>>76296907
top keks
>>76295244
so uh
original prognostication did not specify daylight savings time... EDT is not the same as EST!
still 44 mins guys no worries
>>76302231
Holy fuck, no one knows how daylight savings works.
This is amazing, I love it.
>mfw ISIS is full of shit
All I wanted was 1000+ deaths in the name of kek. Why is God so cruel?
>>76302170
If you put in EST time into google you get ET
>>76296907
I knew it was bollocks yet I'm still disappointed
>>76296907
>I would be institutionalized like I almost was last time.
Only /pol/ would that this seriously
IS IT HAPPENING?
>>76302255
>>76302367
Oh shit yeah, apologies
>>76302414
I bet this smug motherfucker is really happy with himself right now.
>>76302414
what is that?
>>76302414
Tы чe пидop?
>>76302414
Translate that shit.
>>76302414
I DONT KNOW BECAUSE I DONT FUCKIN SPEAK COMMUNIST
>>76302414
Don't know yet.
If the happening were large enough, then all major telecom would be shut down.
Who knows. The guy could mean west coast time.
>>76295244
TURN ON CNN!!!!!
OH SHIT MOD STICKY WHEN???
>>76302255
Yes yes, sorry anon-kun, i forgot my differences
BUT GUYS HOLY FUCK LOOK
>>76301976
PAY ATTENTION TO HIS POST
THEY DELETED THE TWITTER ACCOUNT OF THE GUY FOLLOWING THE PLANES ON RADAR???
https://twitter.com/DInikhaton
Damn.
![1465235288902[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/OKImC8h.png "1465235288902[1].png")
>>76302414
Rashka - vcye
Meer - vcye
tretiya - meerovaya
what does it mean
>>76302414
FUCKING MOON RUNES
So, the twitter of the guy following the unusual air traffic just got deleted...? He was monitoring movements of radiation and missile detection airframes along with airforce 1 and the accompanying SAM C-32.
Something very strange is going on..
https://twitter.com/DInikhaton
>>76302414
No comprendo
>mfw the /happening general/ will be sticky for the whole summer
>>76302414
>June 4, 2016
>>76302570
No, because nothing is there
Does anyone believe this was real?
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jun/06/ukraine-detained-french-citizen-plotting-euro-2016-attacks
Breviks knights of justiciar or false flag lies to paint anti migrant sentiment as dangerous?
>>76302231
>http://www.timeanddate.com/time/zones/est
this is wrong?
>>76302637
Just renamed
https://mobile.twitter.com/DWSAviation
>>76302590
No, he changed his handle.
https://twitter.com/DWSAviation
>>76302669
Exactly, this is bullcrap
>>76296907
you still got west coast, its 11:12 here
>>76302637
Yeah his twitter got deleted
He's also the one that brought up that Obama is doing some unscheduled FLEEING
I was supposed to be outside the city today.
But I delayed my trip.
Did I seal my fate?
>>76302414
SOON JUST 40 MINS FUCK
>>76302630
Moon runes = Japanese
Saint runes = Russian
sand runes = Arabic
>>76302522
>>76302542
>>76302547
>>76302559
>>76302560
>>76302566
Just check the fucking date dumbasses
>>76302704
I don't know man.
Hohols will try anything to gain attention from the West.
Like shooting planes for example.
>>76296907
>>76302607
he stopped it this time
OUR MEMORIES ARE SAVED!!!
>>76295244
Remember, Ramadan is a month long
Only retards into numerology are excited about today.
Just look at all the autists on 4chan that get excited over numbers that occur every ten posts.
>>76302794
what abotu greek?
χαχα μαλαkα
>>76302667
Happening make waking up worthwhile. If mass and energy are conserved then every time I get out of bed and watch TV in my underdoos there should be at least 20 people annihilated to equal the strength it takes to live this way
>>76302570
Fuck you I turned it on only to hear the shill panel debating the Trump/Mexican judge media salt of the week
>>76302607
You know it is face because he could have proven it a million times by predicting all the major events of [current year], instantly becoming a famous and rich wonder of the world. Also, stop believing in magic.
>>76302570
Fuck off, faggot, I'm already watching CNN
>>76302865
*fake
>>76296907
wrong again /pol/
BTFO 875987598759785987569785697859757597865 TIMES AND COUNTING
big fart sounding data transmissions on 8992
>>76302865
>everything is different each redux with the exception of one event
>predict stuff anon!
>>76302839
Debnt runes
>>76300332
alright guys, i've taken on board your criticism and made some adjustments.... what about this one?
>>76302839
>not writing k as u.
Where is your kαλλιγραφία bitch?
anyone got a good news stream link?
>>76302865
>Home Depot to sponsor Trump's wall
>Stop believing in magic
CHOOSE ONE
>>76302839
Apologies.
Guess it has to be Debt Runes. Parthenon Runes just doesn't work as well.
>>76302839
Debt runes
>>76302865
He shielded himself from that by mentioning that events change in his narrative.
And we fall for it every time.
>>76302619
Russia, all of it?
The world, all of it.
Ww3
>>76296907
It's a fake. Here's the real one
http://www.infowars.com/6-6-16-satanists-in-los-angeles-will-construct-a-giant-pentagram-to-raise-awareness-for-satanism/
>>76302856
Hello newfriend
>>76302988
I should pay attention to what I read.
>>76302856
It's funny they even state he's a member of la raza. Look away goy.,pure coincidence.
>>76302984
That is static interference, they're masking the frequency.
Guys I'm using Denbt Time Standard, when is the happening happening?
Waiting for a happening.... And nothing. Good job, guys.
>>76302977
It hasn't been 1:50 EST yet dipshit
guys nothing is happening until tomorrow when hillary wins CA by 1% and gets the nomination
>>76303076
Fake and gay
>>76303183
30 mins
>>76296907
>>76303076
so wait it might be fucking pasta, ehhh ill still wait for today and the 9th
>>76303183
We fell for pasta.
>>76302667
at least until we get a good one comrade, best happenings are russian happenings
>>76303183
30 minutes
>>76303219
Nigger its 2:19 est
GUYS IT HAPPENED, IT REALLY HAPPENED, NO JOKE.
>>76303224
I have been looking for this image for over a year
>>76303076
What's the difference?
>>76302977
We're on DST now.
You'd think Mr. Groundhog Man would know about that though.
>>76303309
jesus fuck its 219 edt /119 est
>>76302984
A big one
A grat one
WHAT A FACK MAN
>>76303309
http://www.timeanddate.com/time/zones/est
>>76303340
>decvice
>>76303340
>Anonymous (I
nice html edting
>>76303309
It's 2:20 EDT, 1:20 EST
We've been over this
It's 2:20 est in Connecticut. Happening is not happened
>>76303340
>decvice
>>76303154
Can you elaborate? I'm a total radio noob and don't fully understand. Does the receiver have some kind of reverse noise mask (like ssh pub/privkeys) to reveal the transmission?
>>76303340
No joke, but shop
>>76303340
I wonder how would media pages look like during the total happening
>>76303340
>DECVICE
>>76296907
>>76303076
It was originally from /x/
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/search/text/groundhog%20day%20full%20year/
Looks like a copypasta
>>76303340
>Garry's Mod
kill yourself tonight
>>76303373
wait... what?!
>>76303421
2:20 in mass. No habbening.
>>76303423
Nigger it's 222 EDT
>>76303423
it could still happen in the west coast aka me nevada and california, you still got 2 hours and 28 minutes
>>76303453
fuk
>>76303340
What is with retards posting death tolls?
>>76303340
I feel I should let you know, I'm in the blast zone of a London Nuke.
So yes, it happened, and I'm posting this from beyond the grave.
>>76303536
see, this is why we need to get rid of daylight savings.
i'm getting so triggered, lol
