Caligula was the most redpilled Roman Emperor, prove me wrong /pol/
protip: you can't
Also redpilled Roman Emperors general.
>>76278354
he wasn't redpilled
>>76278644
Not an argument.
>>76278759
it is an argument, prove me wrong.
>>76278790
NOT
O
T
>>76278354
>Redpilled
>Made his horse a consul
Claudius, he was a cuck, but he was also redpilled.
>>76279012
How is that not redpilled?
>>76279012
>>76279073
He was horse pilled.
>>76279126
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
>>76279073
The fuck was he trying to achieve by doing that? Way to make the normies turn on him
>>76279328
It was a big fuck you to the power-hungry bureaucrats that took over the Empire, hence it was one of the most redpilled things he could have done.
Ceasar is the one true redpilled emperor. Even the Jews worshipped this guy
>>76279505
He wasn't an Emperor, Augustus was the first one.
>>76278354
Marcus Aurelius
Just read meditations.
Or Julius and Augustus.
>>76280282
Julius wasn't Emperor
>>76278354
Hadrian was redpilled as fuck. He even built a wall to keep savages out.
>>76278354
Caligula was a sexual deviant degenerate who wanted to fuck his sister and other sick shit.
>>76282154
exactly, so he was red pilled.
>>76278354
Vespasian.
Domitian.
Aurelius.
Caligula was white pill
Nero was black pill
Marcus Aurelius was the GOAT emperor.
>>76278354
>Hey /pol/!
>*does little edgy dance with dead kittens*
>Evil things are good! Prove me wrong!
Go to school, Jimmy and stop acting like a nigger. This is exactly why your parents don't love you.
>>76280246
Typical illiterate anglo-french bullcrap, Caesar was the first emperor type ruler. The very fucking titles of Kaiser and Czar derive from his last name.
>>76283010
You're an idiot.
>>76279450
I actually agree with this. Just translating it to my time, I would absolutely prefer that a horse be President than Barrack Obama.
Marcus Aurelius was redpilled af
>>76283010
But Augustus carried the name Caesar too, and ruled for much longer, and was way more emperory.
>>76283423
That doesn't mean he was the first, amerilard.
>HURR, CLINTON WAS PRESIDENT BEFORE BUSH SR WAS BECAUSE HE SERVED LONGER
American education, I swear...
HAIL CALIGULA
HAIL CALIGULA
HAIL CALIGULA
HAIL CALIGULA
HAIL CALIGULA
Nero was cool
>>76278354
Nero is the hero /pol/ deserves.
>>76283631
No that is like saying that the King of England was the first president of the US.
Augustus was emperor, Julius Caesar was not.
>>76284047
Caesar became emperor before he died? How can people not know that. Augustus became emperor in a more outright capacity, but Caesar was the first officially known emperor.
>>76284158
>australians posting lies on the internet
At least read a book before you go spouting bullshit you don't know. Caesar was dictator, Augustus was the first to be called "First Citizen" or Princeps Civitatis. The actual title of the Roman Emperors.
>>76284158
Julius Caesar was never "Emperor".
He was dictator.
>>76279151
>>>IMPLYING
>>76278354
>ctrl F "Lucius Cornelius Sulla"
>Zero results
disdainforplebs.jpg
He may not have been de iure emperor, but he crushed leftists like no other.
>>76278354
All the information about Caligula may be incorrect because most of the sources were writers from the equivalent of modern day tabloids. People wrote outlandish things to insult officials they didn't like.
>>76282481
>Caligula
>Evil
>>76284158
He was a de-facto emperor, but he's most commonly referred to as a dictator.
>>76278354
We made our horse a senator too
>>76278354
Caligula was a mentally-unstable idiot that got got himself assassinated. Just because he was incredibly paranoid ( And for good reason, I wouldn't want him as my emperor) doesn't make him red-pilled.
>>76279505
he was literally a cuck, left his empire to adopted son
>>76286724
Adopted son that made Rome great again. Best choice of his life.
>>76282154
>believing power-hungry bureocrats propaganda
and thats why even a horse could be better than some people
>>76284158
Under Roman law he was classified as a "tyrant" which is not an emperor.
>>76279505
>Even the Jews worshipped this guy
>Even the Jews
>the Jews
>mfw Caesar was a puppet of the Jews
>>76286724
Aye I would of much preferred his child with Cleopatra to be the ruler, but he was killed too early to secure that childs passage through life.
>>76286724
Kek. Romes greatest era was when all the emperors were adopted.
See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerva%E2%80%93Antonine_dynasty
>>76279073
He was mocking the oligarchs in the senate by appointing his horse.
>>76278354
That's not Marcus Aurelius nigga
>>76282479
This.
It's not even a contest
>>76287229
>Literally the Angela Merkel of the Roman Empire
>His philosophy set the stage for the decadent society of the Roman Empire in the early 3rd century
>Hippies and Liberals admire him and follow his degenerative "virtues"
Nah.
>>76287586
>stoicism
>degenerate
This is the current state of /pol/
>>76279012
>>76279126
>>76279012
He did not have blue eyes.
>>76278354
romans are nothing more than faggot kid diddlers. fuck you and your jewish shilling.
>>76287749
top kek nice American education.
All Roman elites had blue eyes.
>>76287586
what are you on about
>>76283010
he is simply not an emperor you mangeur de choucroute, his title was dictator
>b-but, but, muh emperor-like power
ok so if you want to talk of the first one taht governed in this fashion, the first would be the roman kings, or hell even Sulla
>having sex with twelve year olds in Tyberius' dungeons
>>76280246
>>76280386
>>76284326
>>76284331
He was emperor in the plebs and many other peoples hearts
>>76278354
one true Emperor
WE
>>76288186
>believing the Senate's lie
Basically believing Marxist propaganda about Hitler tqbh.
>>76288139
Caesar had the title dictator for life "Dictator perpetuo" Sulla didn't get that title
>>76288278
Tru, he was pretty fucking based.
>rapes his men's women
>opens a brothel in the palace
>names his horse consort
>has a pleasure boat constructed
>murdered by his own guard for being a cunt
Yeah not a degenerate loser at all. He even looks like Joffrey from GoT.
>>76278354
Diocletian, Hadrian, Trajan, Tiberius, Marko Aurelije, Constantine
>>76279505
This. based Caesar. fuck the Roman backstabbers.
>As Caesar’s army entered Rome, Pompey and the Roman Senate fled for their lives. Caesar declared himself Emperor and pursued Pompey all the way to Egypt. Once there, he committed a rare tactical blunder and found himself besieged in Alexandria by Pompey’s army and its allies. Sorely in need of friends, he looked for any help that would extricate him from his dangerous situation.
>Until that time, Hyrcanus had been an official ally of Pompey. However, he shrewdly switched sides and declared his allegiance to Caesar. He then committed over 3,000 Jewish soldiers to an expeditionary force that invaded Egypt and helped raise the siege of Alexandria.
>Thus, when the Roman civil war ended in Julius Caesar’s complete victory Hyrcanus was in a fortuitous position. Indeed, Caesar showed the Jews his gratitude for their help. He revoked the harsh decrees and burdensome taxation imposed by Pompey. He also allowed the walls and fortifications of Jerusalem to be rebuilt and restored Jaffa as well as a number of other coastal cities to Jewish rule.
>>76288219
Seriously Caesar was a great military leader but was a cunt that put an end to the Roman republic. You should read what Cicero thought of him.
Wasn't it Titus that went to kick some hebrew ass?
Should have genocided the yids but oh well
Hes my favorite
>>76288791
I mean the Republic was a shadow of it's former self by that time. It was disgustingly corrupt and ineffective. Not to mention the bloody power struggles by Sulla and co.
>>76288791
The republic was tearing itself apart. Caesar did what had to be done. Cicero may have had problems with Caesars brutish methods and the triumvirate but the end of the republic was almost inevitable long before that
>>76278354
He burned his fucking kingdom to get a hardon.
>>76288573
>something is an argument to why he wasn't good
>IT'S A LIE DONT BELIEVE IT! THE JOOS! THE JOOS! THE JOOS
Nice logic.
Also, I'm tired of this fucking "redpill" meme, what does that even mean? There isn't any redpill , nor bluepill, nor X-pill. It's always the same pill in a differently colored package.
>>76289302
>>>/reddit/
>>76278354
>2016
>People still falling for the "Caligula was mad" meme
More upsetting than anything else in this thread desu
>>76278354
Dude was GoT Joffrey irl. The sadistic cunt can only dream to be like his ancestors
Also Augustus is GOAT. Dude lived a hell of a life.
Marcus Aurellius is also pretty close. Trajan too but maybe a little iffy since info about is pretty little
As for redpilled, maybe Aurellius is probably my pick
>>76289457
>Le game of thrones blonde madman meme XDDDDDDDD
Shouldn't you be reading Romance of the Three Kingdoms gook?
>>76288981
Titus the Whale we called him because he grew fat few years after he gained power. People loved him anyway because he gave them what they wanted and yes, he kicked some hebrew ass. He laid siege to Jerusalem for many months.
>>76289350
That's not an argument
>>76278354
>in 2000 years from now people will shitpost about who was the most redpilled American emperor
>>76289595
>Not believing in the redpill
>Believing the Roman senate
>>76287229
MISQUOTE FUCK OFF WITH THE FEDORA PROPAGANDA.
>>76289721
What does "redpill" mean anyway? It's been used so much it has become an empy word, so I'm asking: what do you mean when you say "redpill"?
>>76289839
>Being this new
>>76285710
>He was a de-facto emperor
No, he was not. The role of princeps entailed a very specific set of legal powers that Julius Caesar did not possess.
>>76287730
Go right to the source and ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to Mister Ed.
>>76287916
>>76289887
>being so idiot that you cant understand it was a rhetorical question
go back to your jungle
>>76289887
I'm trying to have a discussion with you, but it appears that the monkey helping you with your thoughts can't do much more than pick random memes from the speking cards its trainer gave you.
>>76289994
He looks like a 'special' version of Mark Zuckerberg
>>76290056
>>76290058
>Moor and Turk not understanding a redpill
>>76288278
What a shit beard
Emperor Elegabalus... pure fucking insanity from cradle to the grave...
>>76290938
Your average tranny: The Emperor.
>>76280396
I always like to notice how these statues and statues on them
>Marcus Aurelius
>Reads 'Meditations' once
Plebs. Also, Caracalla and Caligula were edgelords. I hail to the one true emperor.
>Pic related
>>76290938
Insanity is not red pilled.
Come on people, we all know Nero was the best emperor.
>>76278354
Caligula didn't do anything wrong.
>>76293359
He was purging Roma of all the senators that succesfully wiped out his family. Including his based father Germanicus who everybody mourned, even the Germans and Parthians, and all the plebs, and yet Tiberias wouldn't even mourn as the story goes, and tiberias raised Caligula as seutonius records and made his life a living hell. and Caligula acted like a perfect child. And when he finally became imperator he killed all those bastards. Making his horse consul and making roman soldiers collect seashells were insults/punishments
Caligula didn't do anything wrong.
>>76292654
stop watching milo
>>76293594
The written records record rumors of the wives of the Claudian family such as Augustus wife as to blame, even their own full blooded heirs. But the sentators had much more to gain, so rumors were spread. They had every reason to wipe out all the Octavians, Caesars, and Claudians so they could secretly rule Rome with a puppet imperator.
Although Nero and Tiberias very well may have been puppets to the senate, it's safer to just kill off their progeny.
>>76278354
BUILD WALL
>>76293888
trips of truth faggots
It was the senate all along and Caligula did nothing wrong.
>>76292654
Was also pretty based
