Your cell phone rings. You answer it -- it's the Donald. What do you do?
Scream "AWOOOOOOOOOOO" into the phone
>>76275575
Ask that he make it legal to hunt and kill illegals.
>>76275575
Ask him if he intends to Make Europe Great Again after America.
He's dead Jim.
1-800-DED-GUMP
>>76275575
Tell him I liked him best on Celebrity Apprentice, I don't get this new POTUS storyline they're creating.
Ask for $200 to 500k so I can get my life together thanks.
Just Hang up because you're wasting time that can be used for more important shit
>>76275979
>Just Hang up because you're wasting time that can be used for more important shit
But what if he was calling to ask if you'd be his VP?
Talk to him and try to gain some insight about real estate.
>>76276038
>Trump random-dialing American citizens to be his VP
He's not that desperate yet but give him two or three months.
>>76275575
fist me daddy
>>76275728
this
>>76275575
Tell him he's a hero, that my hopes and prayers are with his campaign.
Tell him to take back Constantinople
allahu akbar
