Kek speaks through all his disciples
>>76274157
Praise him. Leaf the Scribe reporting.
>>76274241
Praise him, the prophet reporting
FUCK KEK
Show us your blessings kek
First to say kek isn't real.
Praise Jesus, heathens
>>76274267
>>76274278
HEATHENS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>76274278
KEK IS REAL
What is the kek equivalent to allah ackbar?
>>76274278
And so he denied you dubs!
>>76274267
Off by one again
>>76274266
Prophet has been blessed first.
>>76274324
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>76274266
PRAISE
>>76274276
heretic leaf shoo
You can get digits even if you know that kek isn't real.
>>76274324
Praise kek
>>76274344
HEIL KEK! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>76274324
Ave kek!
Please look at my numbers that confirms Trump presidency and Brexit.
>>76274313
>>76274320
>>76274328
Your meme magic has no power here.
isn't /pol/ a muslim board?
>>76274411
CONFIRMED
PRAISE KEK
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>>76274344
>>76274377
>>76274411
>>76274411
Thanks Kek
Witness the best trips screencap I own.
>>76274411
PRAISE KEK!
>>76274411
Praise kek
>>76274278
Disprove kek's existence by proving "gods" existence
>>76274324
Kekity kek kek
>>76274267
>>76274278
>>76274308
>>76274411
YES
I prove you that it doesn't matter. It will not digits now, even if I post "kek is real"
>>76274418
BEGONE
>>76274411
Praise kek
>>76274411
Nice dubdubs maighty, also fucking hell guys this is a real shit thread, keks must be accidental.
>>76274411
truly we are keks chosen.
unlike gods chosen (((people)))
>>76274424
>>76274465
Careful anon, if you meme your enemy they win.
from last thread
>>76273841
>76
american rev
>1804
lousiana purchase, napoleon becomes emperor
>1819
first american financial crisis
>1832
mormon leader joseph smith is tarred and feathered, egyptians reclaim acre
>1863
lincoln signs emancipation proclamation,gettysburg, january uprising
>1864
first fish and chips stand created in london
>1890
wounded knee happens
>1963
vietnam war habbening, vietnamese win first major battle, cia domestic operations group is crated
>2021
emperor trump declares war against the aliens
>2093
the entire sol cluster is colonized
>2187
God arrives
Kek speaks ITT. Reeeeee
>>76274411
beautiful
>>76274512
and off by one again!
HE IS THE CHOSEN HERETIC!
KEK WISHES HIS DOOM!!
I know these are memes and everything but how do you guys feel about going to hell for worshipping an idol, even if you don't ironically?
I have a question. Who or what exactly is Kek? Is he a deity? Some sort of spirit? A demon? A force? Or maybe a personification of chaos and meme magick?
Empirical objective evidence shows us kek is fake and fabricated. It's a symbol/sigil, for someone's intent, you're just following it huehuehue Claiming chaos while following order cancels itself out x,D
>>76274157
In times of peace we follow Christ.
In times of war we follow Kek.
DEUS VULT
PRAISE KEK
>>76274512
Get that weak shit outta here.
Kek does not speak in singles.
>>76274606
He is God all mighty.
>>76274566
>>76274555
kek confirms
praise be his name
>>76274566
Kek confirms it. May he bless us with long life, that we may witness his glory first hand.
Kek is the golden calf of /pol/.
>>76274157
Some NEET better spend his time making daily Kek generals now for praising Kek.
Praise Kek.
>>76274555
What did kek mean by this?
>>76274606
A forced meme.
>>76274579
>Thou shalt have no other idols before me
>before me
You can worship Kek as long as you don't put him before God.
>>76274606
KEK or KUK is the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness. the old gods are awakening, as this is the end times. KEK is displeased with the state of the world and we funnel his power through shitposting and memetics
Reminder ever since /pol/ harbor and flags we lost /pol/ forever and the jews have successfully made /b/ tier posting the norm.
How weak and misguided are christcucks to make another anon suffer his religion.
Now we never did call your kike on a stick a sham. You started ragging on us. Blessed by dubs we are yet you deny us religion.
And moreso: Christianity is a meme the same as our religion. Yours is just more spread than ours.
Protip: Revelation does not care if you say it is set in stone.
It keeps happening as long as there is life blood in humans.
Now begone ye of little faith.
>>76274157
Praise Kek, thy saviour of /pol/
>>76274579
begone kike puppet, you have your own shitty general. Go wash some refugee feet and bend over
>>76274579
Take your kike popsicle cult out of here, we're talking about a real god in this thread.
>>76274674
>>76274628
This isn't the power of kek.
>>76274688
I have written thy word as Kek bids.
>>76274688
I CAN T EVEN!!!
HEIL KEK!!!
>>76274724
you doubt the prophet?
>>76274744
Praise kek
How shall we spread Kek into the real world?
We must show everyone the light!
All gods are just a fabrication of Man. Following it is silly, you're just fueling a thought form x,D Anything that is "REAL" has much more power than a thought form.
If I show you digits, would you stop to believe in kek?
>>76274677
This makes me question my faith.
Is Kek merely toying with us, as is his chaotic nature?
>>76274810
KEK will slowly subvert those who deny the power of chaos. we live in the end times, and KEK is here to make sure that we reclaim our glory from the cucks
>>76274816
t. elightened atheist
>>76274810
That is something all his followers must deliberate on
>>76274802
He is praised.
>>76274828
Kek will never bless thee with his Holy Digits.
>>76274411
PRAISE KEK
>>76274899
Kek has spoken
>>76274875
KEK is chaos. the more KEK can create the more KEK is pleased. even with KEK's supporters KEK must sew chaos. thus is the nature of the chaos deity
>>76274828
stop tempting destruction ivan
>>76274816
Tell that to the candidate who is about to be memes into office.
>>76274922
Kek has spoken again
>>76274899
>>76274922
Kek speaks clearly.
>>76274566
I was going for the number analysis, and of course just came up with the differences' primes and the typical list of cool things about them but not much more.
Not willing to give up though. Day off so I can let the numbers flow.
>>76274922
Endless are his blessings.
>>76274938
Chaos is what makes us whole with Kek
KEK wills destruction to tripfag false prophets
>>76274700
Hail Kek
>>76274875
Everything is a forced meme, ô prophet. Don't forget that Kek is supreme irony, too.
All's good.
Fuck Kek and his followers I HATE you overly religious fuckers you're just like muslims
That is where you're wrong, I'm theistic. I am not an atheist. I am simply critical, real chaos, can't be contained in an image made by man.
>>76274969
Kek once again proves his mischievous nature
>>76274992
YOU DOUBT THE PROPHET?
>>76274411
PRAISE
MAGA
>>76274899
>>76274942
You wouldn't return to the path of light even if I snow you digits.
>>76275002
The Author of His Word speaks.
Ahh kek, or some say Kekkus, do you hear our prayers?
No we shall not abandon the meme.
As you once did for the vacuous moot, grant us dubs! Grant us dubs! Put dubs on our posts, to cleanse us of these beastly singles.
>>76274157
kek is the way and the truth and the life. no one wins the race war except through kek.
He doesn't exist.
>>76273607
remember
>>76275113
Bleesing of the Kek uppon your journey!
>>76275134
repent, sinner
>>76275008
It's not the image. It's the collective will that brings the chaos into being. You're understand of the will is non existent. Research the will and you may begin to understand
>>76275134
Only through achieving dubs or more will you be cleansed
PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAISE KEK!
>>76275113
The dubs come only through faith. Give yourself unto Kek and he shall deliver you the Holy Digits.
Amen.
Will kek grant us a happening this week?
Where were you when /pol/ died? Hopefully cripplechan because this site is now retarded as fuck
>>76275225
kek is a faggot.
If singles Kek will die in 1 month
>>76275243
the happening has already been confirmed
praise kek
>>76275223
WHY KEK.
I WILL PRAISE HARDER AND MAYBE YOU WILL SEE.
>>76275287
kek cannot die, for he is eternal. He lives to sow the seeds of chaos
>>76275243
Indeed, the Happening is soon, my child.
>>76275274
Repent and he shall accept. Or he may cast you unto the flames. Chaos is Kek's will.
When compared to the darkness of the whole, your sleeping mind, or a dark room, graven images become a moat to something far greater just outside the mundane perception. The sun burns out, and stars die. In that darkness is possibility not present in order doomed to die.
The lack of dubs in this thread reveals that kek is not happy with the disbelievers
REPENT
>>76275025
I doubt that KEK chooses prophets, only memes and shitposts to confirm with his sacred digits
>>76275220
do you see now straya. now that you have namefagged KEK is displeased. your shitposting was pleasing until you took it in such way to make yourself static in the primordial soup of chaos. dispense with the name, and allow KEK to decide who and what will be the mouth of chaos
>>76275243
KEK already granted us a happening in Jordan earlier reported in the first thread today.
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2016/06/jordan-intelligence-agents-killed-attack-amman-160606084218947.html
>>76275374
i see now that your are right, i have sinned in the name of kek, i repent
FROM CHAOS, ORDER !
AS ABOVE SO BELOW !
>>76275420
KEK be with you
PRAISE KEK
Where will the next happening occur?
>>76275312
This is the result. he gives you digits first, but he is false and you remain alone.
You're working with the concept of will changing reality though belief, it's a very old thought form creation method, I know very well about what you call "the will", and it is the reverse of actual spirituality. You will die one day, and your thought forms will not be able help you.
>>76275134
HERETIC, BEGONE. REPENT YOUR SINS TO KEK, AND HE MAY FORGIVE YOU.
>>76275374
Truer words have never been spoken.
Kek, accept my apology.
>>76275312
kek only shows himself to the true believers. you have doubt in your heart. do not test kek
>>76275420
>420
kek blesses me once more
>>76275274
There is no collective will behind you. You can fight kicking and screaming against kek to no avail
>>76275462
BLASPHEMY!
REEEEEEEE
>>76275505
Amen.
>>76275365
I was granted holy quads that confirmed I was a monk which was, of course, perfect.
BLASPHEMERS GET OUT GET OUT
REEEEEEEE
>>76275443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8sfa_KKpFY
WHEN A PRAY IS MADE, A GOD IS BORN!
>>76275505
Digits confirm that kek is a fag
>>76275566
He has blessed you brother.
>>76275462
Kek's will is chaos.
>>76275566
The Holy double dubs. Digits be with you, Anon.
>>76275382
The power of applied memetics was never meant to be borne by a single man. It would surely destroy him. Only through our collective power can the DIVINE WORD of KEK shine upon the world once more.
Kek general shall happen tomorrow should kek confirm
>>76275619
Kek general shall happen on the day after tomorrow then?
Cursed is a man who places collective will, over direct action and experience. This is the path of order, and light, not chaos. It is a way of diction, and Marduk, not the way of liberty and darkness.
>>76275615
it is something /x/ always desired. to channel the power of gods. however this one does not desire the fools at /x/. our rampant chaotic efforts have arisen the old frog from slumber, and so they shall be
>>76275597
Kek isn't a faggot
>>76275566
I REPENT BEFORE YOUR DIGITS O MOUTHPIECE OF KEK
My brothers, we must wage total war on the non believers. We must exterminate the filth who dare question his power, his existence. It will be chaos... Kek wills it.
>>76275566
PRAISE KEK
CONFIRMED
CONFIRMED
CONFIRMED
MY HOLY 8888 CONFIRMED
KEKIAN MONK
THE FIRST BUT NOT THE LAST
PRAISE
Praise him
>>76275667
Last digit confirms what day the kek general shall happen on
>>76275713
Kek is Jew.
>>76275713
you meddle with forces beyond your comprehension ivan
>>76274157
those crusaders you all idolize would have burned your asses to the stake for heresy without second thought
>>76274157
Kek is great, but he is but a harbinger of the return of the old gods. Kek is a warning to get your affairs in order and prepare for the future, for it will impose itself upon you as a mighty tide. Also, fuck bitches, get pickles.
>>76275461
London.
>>76275475
But I am the Chaos, Burger.
We all are, even you.
We shall be as one the day we transpire into the ether.
Everything is.
Nothing is not.
The Universe is a testament to the willing of everything.
There is no none-will.
And so we shitpost.
Eternally.
Faith is an inferior concept to shitposting.
>>76275775
Ivan, why must you not believe? is kek not great
>>76275775
Kek is new Hitler.
>>76275800
KEK WILLS IT. GET OUT NOW LONDON FAGS.
>>76275800
KEK HAS SPOKEN
NEXT HAPPENING CONFIRMED.
>>76274411
PRAISE KEK
THIS IS THE YEAR WE ARE DELIVERED
>tfw kek has stopped blessing you
Praise Kek. A new time is coming.
>>76275775
kek has cursed you
>>76275577
EVERYONE SHOULD SEE THIS VIDEO
>>76275865
chaos cannot be harnessed
>>76275823
Repent Ivan.
The only thing your channeling is yourself. And outcomes can be attributed to random chance. Look towards Vermont, and I will show you a home to a confused man who will destroy himself. One should ask, if it works so well, why can't you even hold down a simple relationship?
>>76275821
Prove me. Make your answer on this post blessed with digits.
>>76275888
ONLY UNLEASHED
>>76275888
KEK IS CHAOS CONFIRMED !!!
>>76275902
Kek does not need to prove himself
>>76275888
FUUUUCK
Kek general shall happen when this thread reaches bump limit. We still have much to discuss, do we not?
>>76275888
PRAISE HIM
how do we get disbelievers to see the light?
and what shall we do if they refuse to see the light? kill them?
You all need to breed many white children.
>>76275743
The day of my birth. Kek be praised. I shall join upon His thread.
>>76275817
Alas, I wrote your word to pastebin, but Kek willed you to post once more. I shall redo his Word. Chaos be praised.
http://pastebin.com/H9h6gsis
>>76275922
Kek is chaos incarnate absolutely confirmed.
See this non-believers
>>76275932
You just can't. Where is the "power of your false god"?
>>76275577
Holy Kek, I didn't remember the Black & White intro being so intense. We may be able to learn much from this.
>>76275721
OH YE WHO HAVE BEEN TOUCHED BY KEK
COME NOW INTO THE FOLD
BASK IN THE GLORY OF KEK
You have repented during the most auspicious of times, the Day of the Dubs, when indeed the merit is even stronger. Kek's outpouring of mercy and strength is magnified and surely the gifts will be bestowed upon you as Kek wills.
Truly the salvation is yours for now and ever more. Kek will always be by your side. Pray from your soul and you will be known. May Kek be with you always and bless you with dreams of his glory.
PRAISE
Kult of Kek.
>>76276034
Do we need to test your god, or does "he" not need to prove himself?
>>76275995
The non believers have been swallowed by darkness. A darkness so black in which no light penetrates. Except Kek's. He will decide who to bless. And eventually, when it all ends, we will all be one with Kek. Forever.
>>76275674
One man's actions have no power over the collective will of a group. The collective will keeps nazi beliefs and Marxist beliefs alive no matter how much groups fight them. Kek's will is alive after thousands of years and the attempts of Christians to destroy all other beliefs and exert their will over others. The will is all powerful
>>76275995
You can only believe in kek when a random event happens to you, you cannot force the belief.
Kek chaos means that you should believe him and not believe him at the same time.
In being smug and sceptic and then being blessed by the light of kek, only then will you be a true believer for you have witnessed it with your own eyes.
>>76275888
MORE TRUTH
ORDER IN THE CHAOS
LISTEN AND YOU WILL HEAR
>>76276125
Amen brother
>>76276104
Your answer on this post will contain repeating digits.
the heretics in this thread are unfortunate
>>76276201
Lets see if kek has blessed your word or if he is still displeased with me for namefagging
Lord kek, father of /Pol/, have wrath on the sinners.
>>76276201
Denied once more, as is all who deny Kek's will.
http://pastebin.com/H9h6gsis
>>76276201
KEK STANDS WITH ME, AND I PROCLAIM BEGONE HERETIC. KEK COMMANDS IT.
Kek wants London to burn!
>>76276162
I concur.
>>76276244
BLESSED ARE WE CHILDREN OF KEK BEGOTTEN OF CHAOS
>>76276244
It shall be done.
>>76276234
>>76276254
>>76276258
Check my digits fags. Kek is a lie.
>>76276244
BLOOD FOR KEK
BLOOD FOR KEK
>>76276343
He still will not bless you. Give up heretic, and repent. And he may forgive you, yet.
>>76276343
>digits aren't even dubs
Butthurt about never receiving dubs or trips before ivan?
>>76276343
your digits are a lie
>>76274688
NAZI DUBS
A
Z
I
D
U
B
S
Heil kekler.
>>76276380
No, kek is evil.
Kek is displeased with me for namefagging
i will forever repent
>>76276343
BE GONE IVAN. MY GETS COMMAND IT.
>>76276234
Straya bro, spreading the word of Kek has done His servant in. I must rest.
Take the holy Paste and spread it. Ensure the next Prophet (for the title of prophet changes always, as is his will) spreads it. If our German bro posts more, you must add to it. Make a new paste.
Keep his word alive while I slumber.
Digits be with you, and everyone else. Kek observes.
>>76276244
So shall it be, kek speaks kek wills it.
Witness = new amen
Lemme just slide this in here.
Hitler did nothing wrong.
Because he really was kind of a bro. Just sayin'.
>>76276394
Can you?
>>76276431
ILL INVOKE THE WRATH OF KEK ON YOU EVIL IVAN!!!
>>76276464
>6464
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>76276431
Kek is neither, kek is both the amalgamation of good and evil, as both sides produce chaos.
>>76276477
your digits have confirmed it
The funny thing, is you're smart enough to know your wrong. But too stubborn to change. Destruction of religion though creation of religion is silly. If you call yourself Anon, you would not need it.
kek show us the happening in London
>>76276452
i understand, i too must rest until tomorrow
>>76276452
>>76276515
http://pastebin.com/H9h6gsis
Forgot paste. Forgive me Kek, I have sinned.
For Kek is who I praise, my Emperor Trump. By dubs, trips, quads and quints, I stay holy to thy name.
>>76276535
kek
also BEGONE HERETICS, YOU DO NOT SEE US CLOUTING THOU CHRISTIAN GENERALS
>>76276574
your digits add to 44
HAIL KEK.
PRAISE KEK.
I SLUMBER.
Goodbye, i as a servant of kek hath done thy daily shitposting, but i must rest until tomorrow
>>76276654
I SHALL JOIN YOU IN THE NIGHTMARES
>>76276508
8282
When you know the world will die, and the sun will burn out, when you look into the vastness of space and see the nothing, you will see that your will has no control over anything but yourself. The collective will is meaningless on the grand scale, and overshadowed by something far greater.
>>76276601
I just don't want you guys to fall.
Today, I managed to perform a small art of meme magic around my local area. I think I may be learning.
Any wizards here can teach me about formal meme logic and sigils? It's basic, but I may be having a hard time with it.
kek is weak
>>76276710
the collective will can be channeled. those too timid to speak, those too comfortable. they can be channeled. the world will continue to decay but the will of those against it will reshape the discarded flesh and make anew
Why the fuck don't we have any moderators to delete autistic shit like this?
>>76276767
Kek has witnessed your blasphemy, Romania.
>>76276817
and the pot shall call the kettle black
>>76276817
these are the least autistic threads on /pol/ by a country fucking mile
>>76276846
you meme a god without will faggots
>>76276817
Mods are also praising Kek
PRAISE HIM
>>76276884
No there is no pot here you are all retarded autistic fucks. Probably the same autistic fucks that spam anti woman threads all day. Stay in your containment board on /r9k/ Jesus.
KEK IS CHAOS. EMBRACE HIM. AND HE SHALL SHINE HIS HOLY LIGHT UPON THEE.
The world has a capacity, entropy will always increase. Order and expansion will not, it is pseudo science. You can altar aspects, but it becomes silly when one can altar the self. Your perception creates everything that you see. To focus outside of direct experience, is to get further away from becoming God/closer to it; whatever image a person uses for focus.
>basement dwelling autists reviving Egyptian thoughtform worship
what a time to be alive
>>76276988
Can you not see the light anon ? Kek welcomes you
>>76276988
LIES
>>76276936
That's so wacky and zany of you. These threads are cancerous there have been literal shills who admitted threads like this are made by outside groups to make this board more like /b/ and to dilute the board away from politics and you dumb retards eat this shit up.
>>76276988
Please anon, see the light. Kek welcomes you. We are all his children. Join us, and be a part of something greater.
>>76277027
Go back to your containment board shithead
Today is surely a great day in 4chan history.
Kekianism is officially revived. Surely the meme magic will be even stronger.
The kekquisition shall soon be upon us brothers then we can purge the heretics
GOT THIS BEFORE THE LAST THREAD DIED OUT
>>76277123
Amen.
>>76277091
sad little man. trying to make sense of all the chaos. just let it flow into you, let it in.
>>76277112
>I'm an adult who typed this all out
>>76277091
shillthreads aren't even really that effective provided you use the catalog
>>76277091
It seems you don't accept kek in your life. kek shall punish you, from out of the randomness of chaos an accident shall happen to you for this foul blasphemy.
>>76277156
>I spam retarded wacky zany random crap I'm so wacky and random
How's the beard going you dumb fuck hipster?
>>76274278
it was real... in my mind.
