Can't make this shit up
>>76265676
da da da - you dont love me and i dont love you
does Facebook let you have a password shorter than 8 characters? That sounds like bullshit
>>76265676
thread theme
https://youtu.be/lNYcviXK4rg
>>76265741
Yes, my current nassword is nigro
>>76265676
((( hacker )))
You have to have at least one number in the password people believe anything though.
>>76265880
that's incorrect.
source: my password is poopoopeepee
>>76265769
HAHAHHAHAHHA
i could picture zuckerjew listening to this on his headphones with a big smile while accepting all his hundreds of friend requests every second
>>76265821
found your facebook page faggot
profile.php?=743264506
going to hack in 20 seconds!
>>76266019
And I found yours as well
/profile.php?=73322363
hacking in 20 seconds!
>>76266062
>profile.php?=743264506
TANKS IN 20
I hate how some websites get all anal about the password you use
>minimum of 8 characters
>has to have letters and numbers
>has to have at least one capital
>has to have at least a special character like a dash or underscore
>has to be different than the past 24 passwords you used
>cannot include your own name
Just leave me, if some hacker really has his eye on me he's going to crack it anyway so just let me use "teapot" as a password for god's sake.
>>76265676
>normie jew lucks out and ends up with gorillion dollars
>literally can't into the first lesson in IT security
I'm honestly not surprised
>>76266292
>teapot
How do you even know that word?
>>76268321
Dutch are the second best English speakers in the world for not having it as an official language. (After Sweden).
>>76266292
Pretty much the only way a "hacker" can gain access to your account through your password is by bruteforcing or by dictionary attack.
"teapot" would take about 3 seconds to brute force on your standard desktop pc
"Teapot" would take about 3 minutes
"Tea_Pot" about 3 days
"Tea_Pot3" about 2 years
"Tea_Pot3000" about 20 million years
The password is the only part of a website's security that you can personally influence. It's not trivial.
>>76270393
Thanks i'm changing all my passwords to "Tea_Pot3000"
must be some guvmit level shit
>>76265769
>german band
>german song
>'that video is not available in your country because it could contain music from'
WJOA nation
>>76269709
Yes but how does he even know that word?
>can I ring you on that ring Sweden number, Sven?
>Sexy Swedish Sven
>Sexy, Slutty, Swedish Sven.
The best passwords are ones that can't be easily guessed and can't be guessed by a bot.
A good example, my laptop password is
pokemon123
>>76265716
Jesus that's an old one
>>76272260
Hacking into ur face book as we speak. We are anonymous. We do not forget. We do not. Forever. Except us.
>>76272260
I see you've been using the same password for 10 years now
>>76272260
Found your computer on 127.0.0.1, deleting your system32 folder now hahaha
>>76272260
Mine is
Big_Black_Cuck_1992
>>76265880
Old password from back in time didn't have stipulations and no one has forced to change.
>>76269709
but aren't the swedes the second best at swedish as well?
should have changed the S's to dollar signs
>>76272574
kek
you just know that there are some weirdos or memesters out there who have had some super awkward password resets with the helpdesk after getting locked out of their work accounts
>>76270393
What if you use a space in your password?
My password on most sites is "The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog"
>>76265676
Are weak passwords degenerate?
>>76265769
One more version to the set
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X8_6M5tCuA
>>76265676
He was waiting for somebody to hack him, since he knew Americans are bunch of pussies, as well as Facebook users, who believe like little babies everything you serve them on propaganda plate of how excellent Facebook is.
>>76272729
It's only awkward for the person on the other end of the phone
They make it weird
>>76272783
>/pol/ - Computer Security
>>76272260
PoKeMon 321 would be more secure
>>76265769
>implying it's not this
https://youtu.be/7v2GDbEmjGE
>>76272783
yes, you might as well be spreading your cheeks for Sergei's Adidas brand dick or Ming Ling's moonroon tattooed micropenis
>>76265676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdRZVuOwWbg
>dadadaaah suffers from performance anxiety, sorry there's no english subs to the video.
You niggers need to read the bastard operator from hell.
shits pretty good
http://bofh.bjash.com/
>>76272532
Kekked
da da da
https://youtu.be/rjXog-TNkis?t=55
