1:1 In the beginning Kek created the heavens and the earth.
>>76248707
1:2 and Kek declared OP is a faggot
69:69 Avoid shit slide threads by shit flags and make sure to sage
1:3 Kek threw OP in a pot of boiling water and he was destroyed for ever
The end.
>>76248707
4:20 KeK created all the plants
>>76248790
1:3 OP became angered at this declaration so he raised up a skeleton army to fight Kek
I know its more than one line fuck off
1:5 remember to always sage shit slide threads created by faggots
>>76248837
America is the only shit flag in this thread.
>>76249000
Nice try potato fucker
14:88 And Kek declared that Hitler did nothing wrong. Kek has chosen him as his prophet on Earth.
4.4
DUBS MAKE HIM STRONGER
>>76249000
HE GOT US.
SHUT IT DOWN
98:2 kek decided that he would flood earth with feminism as punishment for losing faith in meme magic
>>76248707
DELETE THIS
1:6 Kek declared to respect transgender individuals and accept that multiculturalism will better is us all
3:50 kek dreamed up some meme ups niggers need to go home
>>76249045
At least I'm fucking something, cuck.
>>76248707
7:77 Kek harnesed the power of trips
2:22 trips kill Kek
>>76249000
Check'd
>>76248707
Bless me with an over pour of NEETbux this year, Lord Kek
> this, I pray
>>76248707
1:26
And then Lord KEK created the rare flags.
3.14 kek declared that pie would be given out to good white children every other Saturday
4:20 check these dubs
>>76249187
Oh shit Italy bringing the heat
>>76248837
>Slide thread
Have you been living under a fucking rock? We have Kek threads every day. Fuck off.
>>76248707
11:11 - doubles are the true blessing of kek
Genesis 4:20 Kek created purgatory on earth for sinners to suffer before entering the afterlife. It was called Australia and was infested with aboriginals, fucked animals, and shit weather. but the most abominable thing to spawn from the fires of Australia, was it's shitposters. Kek said: "let those who have greatly sinned, suffer in the land of faggot OP's, a man would rather pluck his own eyes out, than live a day in that cuckfest of a land."
>>76249155
Checked
Pack it up boys, we're moving to tumblr
>>76249283
Fagggggggggggg
>elder memes like Cockmongler and the Happy Negro get no respect
kids
>>76248707
>copying the bible from the beginning
you are doing good
>>76248707
22:22 You shall not demand repeating digits. Kek grants his blessing as he sees fit. We are worthy to demand repeating digits.
>>76249361
They are faithful disciples of KEK who will get their own books
1:7 And the Kek said: The dubs will be blessed.
>>76249379
Kek is the one true God.
>>76249352
xD lmao
>>76248707
14:88
A CURSE UPON THOSE WHO INSULT KEK, A POX UPON THEIR HOUSES, DEATH DOOM AND DECAY UPON THE SUBHUMAN.
HAIL KEK
0000:6
Kek created Tyson to fight the bible thumpers
7:11 And Kek punished New York by crashing planes into the Twin Towers.
>>76249283
Have you been living under a fucking rock? We have slide threads every day. Fuck off.
>>76249361
implying the early memes weren't shitty you had to be in that thread tier
>>76249453
Top kek
>Tfw cucked by emus
1:8 Anyone who will renounce Jesus (fag Gaylord) Christ and all other false idols, and truely accept Kek and meme magic will meme on for eternity and live a dank after life.
>>76249484
Hide the thread and fuck off back to your Trump General then.
>>76249522
xD Lmao
>>76249522
xD lmao
>>76249459
Kek is a faggot ass fake g-
6:66 Anyone who uses "zoozle" will be sent to Heck
>>76249583
Ikr :D
6:66
Kek is the only true god and anyone who says otherwise shall feel keks wrath.
4;20 Love everything, and everyone with all your heart and soul
>>76249658
well that was a failure
9:11 And thus Op shat out his gaping asshole a tumor oozing wuth fresh semen to create another bait thread.
>>76249610
Top zozzle my friend
9:11 Kek declared to his followers the holy phrase: "FUCKING JEWS!"
>>76249611
>tfw Kek has the best sense of humor
7:77 trips kill Kek
>>76248707
Worshipping false prophets is a sin
8:88 trips kill Kek
3:5 kek declared the degenerate fag known as op will no longer be allowed to post his pony pictures on Snapchat
14:88
Remove the juden
99:99 quads kill Kek and all his followers
>>76248707
Niggers are shit, the great conciousness hates niggin thus hates niggers. Niggers are shit do not associate with thier kind. Even a white can be a nigger, look for how they talk and dress. Never trust any negro or muslim
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/take-back-our-cities
>>76249997
So close, blasphemer, so close.
>>76249997
>>76249895
>>76249772
DELETE THESE OR FEEL THE WRATH OF KEK
90:4 Canadians take Australia's crown of shit posting Queen
>>76250059
Top zizzle star man
Colossians 3:4-6
4 When Christ, who is our life, shall appear, then shall ye also appear with him in glory.
5 Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry:
6 For which things' sake the wrath of God cometh on the children of disobedience
0:1
Kek is unaffected by dubs, trips, quads, quints, hexts and above.
>>76250162
\thread
>>76248707
Creating heavens and earth prior to creating time.
Fail.
0/10 would not believe.
2:22 Kek is gay
>>76248707
19:45 The lives of 1000 non whites are worth less than one white fingernail. Its not cannibalism to eat non whites.
>>76250206
WE7mWCz1 confirmed just some triggered Christcuck. Hiding all your posts, cya friendo.
>>76250222
This tbqhwy familia
>>76250254
Fag can't take the bantz
Lets get a google doc going and write the real bible of KEK
>>76250222
Kek has spoken
>>76248707
1:2 and god said let there be faggot. And there was OP.
>>76250363
>>76248707
>>>/b/
Reported
>>76248707
1:1 In the beginning was the word.
>>76250443
And it was the bird
It is you "christians" who are the wolves and false profits
>>76249466
Kill yourself, reddit. Space nigger is a nigger.
>>76250506
>>76250579
>20 posts
>>76250557
BASED black science man you mean
>>76250663
22(;
>>76250404
1:27 Have fun in the pokey.
>>76249590
>Kuk (also spelled as Kek and Keku)
>Kuk
Acts of Niggers Chapter 467:8 - 9
8 ... Grand theft larceny, grand theft auto, rape, homicide, double homicide, possession of narcotics, distrobution of narcotics, 9 prostitution, slavery, homesexuality, AIDS...
3:14 Here comes dat boi
In the beginning there was all and nothing. Abstraction, and then came the lie, order and light. The clock ticks. Come as you may, dictate as you wish, death creeps around the corner, licking its lips. The shadows of every dead thing, the death of the Sun, as the clock ticks, know that one day, all will be undone. You will be raped by gravitational waves due to your adherence.
>>76251043
Oh shit
>>76248707
kek says no one can comprehend his work.meme magic can not be comprehended. his will is his own
This shit is way more cringey than any anime post
