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GOAT STATE THREAD: Where are the FL memes??
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GET IN HERE FLORIDIANS!

What does pol think about The Sunshine State?
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321 reporting.
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>>76239567
Florida is Indiana with a coastline, a shithole.
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Too fucking humid.
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>>76239567
407 master race checking in
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941 checking in. I live in hells waiting room
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>>76240144
What part?
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>>76240216
SRQ. It's actually not bad desu senpai. Looking forward to this hurricane tho. I always root for them
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>>76240389
Yeah, we're getting the tropical storm here too
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>>76240389
we haven't had a good one in a long time
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>>76240615
Last hurricane in Whorelando was in 2004. Can't wait till the next one comes through and purges our population of negroids, spics, and poor white trash.
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>>76240775
That hurricane season was nuts we got ouT of school for so long, it was sick
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>>76239567

Boca here. Too many jews but theyre better than niggers. I live by office depot hq and they employ a TON of those tech visa dotheads so all the apartments near there are full up with indians.
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>>76239567
>wake up
>Florida has not been nuke yet

Why is this allowed?
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561 here
I wish i was dead
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>>76240958
The shiny silver building?
I work in town center mall at magianos
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>>76240831
Yup. Good days of kiteboarding with skateboards and skimming in puddles
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>>76240615
fuck yeah. I hope shit gets biblical here. C'mon hurricanechan!
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>>76241092
Bring it on. I'm drying out here. Need a light shower already.
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It's fucking hot, but the antics of Florida man is always a hoot
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813 reporting. Leaving for Bongistan on Thursday. Hopefully the airport won't be destroyed.
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>>76241060

thats the one. i used to go there all the time when i lived in the gables on st andrews.

honestly f a m, stay away from non gables apartments here. bella vista was a fucking nightmare and the place im at now is awful.
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305 mothafuckas

Anything else is shitty swampland
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Lousy drivers
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>>76239567
331 here I hate my life
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>>76240958

Boca was great like 5-10 years ago. So many niggers and plebs from Ft Lauderdale being pushed North into our cozy ritzy community. Wish the rich people would start gentrifying it.
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>>76239567
Florida is ours Whiteys.
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>>76242469
Stfu you shitty boriqua faggot
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>>76239567
Duuuvvvvaaaallll checking in
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>>76241299
Hurricane soon fellow stalker! 813 currently in St.Hgts. Michigan with one of the carnival outfits from Gibtown. Drink a Cigar City for me. I miss home. It's cold here.
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Florida thread? fuck yeah florida thread
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economy in this state sucks

>>76242469
t. Faggot who hangs his shitty flag from his honda civic's rear view mirror

>>76243147
It's not going to be a hurricane is it? I thougth it was just a tropical storm?

>>76240974
I can't wait to move back to 561, Tampa blows
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>>76239567
>90
any other 904?
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>>76239762
Space Coast Master Race
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>>76243419
this
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>>76239567
863 here my dudes
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305 went by the Everglades today.. had some frog legs and gators bites.
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>>76239567
is it worth moving to downtown miami? (coming from out of state, i want to go FL)
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>>76243419
eating a publix chicken tendie buffalo mild sub for dinner, they were on sale this weekend!
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>>76244234
>>76244234
live in central florida, south florida is a shithole full of degenerates, unless you're a mix breed mexi mix or something
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>>76239567
Just flew in to Miami for work. Holy fuck this place is a shithole. I have to fix a guys machine in Wynwood and I'm not leaving my fucking hotel room until the sun comes up.
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>>76242469
Cubans outnumber you 5 to 1 you dumb banana. Go try that shit in New York

386 reporting in, literally the least important part of Florida outside of redneck races and shit
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>>76244234
Fuck no, spics and coons galore. I used to live there, it was hell. If you want a city, go to orlando, still plenty of spics and nigs, but at least civilised.
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I live in rich ass Boca Raton but I'm not rich

wtf am I doing anon?
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To the last American leaving Florida, bring the flag with you.
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>>76244234
Tropical storms aren't shit. True Floridians don't worry unless it's a cat 3
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>>76244500
If you're not a college student at FAU or possibly in high school then might I suggest considering suicide?
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>>76242334

the only nigs im aware of live in dixie manor off of dixie and glades. but yea, pleb city now
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>>76244344
>>76244428
gotcha, yea i never actually stayed in miami only drove through it once

orlando seems pretty based
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>>76244234
Economy in Florida sucks man. Don't move here. Whites literally make up like 10% of Broward and Dade County. Only industry here is the service industry and healthcare. If you are in any other industry you are going to need like 8-10 years experience and you're going to take a significant paycut. Almost every single rich person you see in South Florida driving around in luxury cars is either a trust fund baby or an old person who inherited our founded a business. Almost all of them made their fortune out of state. Trust me.
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>>76244234
I fucking hate Miami and I've lived in this shithole my whole life. Downtown is the worst, homeless and bums everywhere piled on the sidewalks, the roads are full of sinkholes and potholes, and there's a beggar at all four sides of an intersection at every section in the suburbs

and everyfuckingbody speaks spanish, even 2nd/3rd generation.

The beaches are okay, tho. Expect no more than a week or two of weather that isn't fucking awful in the wintertime.
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>>76244689
If you aren't AT LEAST upper middle class, Orlando is actually pretty shit. Don't fall for the memes
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>>76244362
> Wynwood
> partially gentrified ghetto

You bought the lie
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>>76244718
>Only industry here is the service industry and healthcare.
>He's not doing construction work

Fucking kek ayy lmao m8, it might be hard work but you will LITERALLY always have steady work because something is always being built somewhere in Florida and the pay is actually fucking good.
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>>76244403
Not anymore.

Orlando is slowing becoming Puerto Rico 2.0, just give us 2-5 years and we will out number Cubans. Jew York is Dominican now.
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>>76244718
so it's just a retirement state?

I know a lot of the multi millionaires from NY fly down to miami just to the spend the weekend

do they just go for the weather?
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>>76244500
>>76244636

I love Boca. I'm a pleb too but I try my best to blend in. Word is out on our cushy hideaway though. When I was living in Boca 5+ years ago every other car was either a Bentley, Mercedes, or BMW. Now it's like mostly average people.

I don't have anything against my fellow plebs but god dammit I like living around these rich folk. They keep the city clean and peaceful. Saw a video on Facebook the other day of some ghetto niggers fighting at Town Center. Damn black people ruin everything.
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>>76244403
Until Seabreeze gets shot up. Just wait.
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>>76244582

I graduated high school and never left.

I'm a college drop out. Why didn't I leave? Is suicide the only way now? I work to basically pay rent. I'm retarded.
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Who 954 here?
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>>76244930

>construction industry

If you have a degree in construction business or civil engineering I suppose?

When I was in college I looked into trying to get my foot in the door with construction and they only hire through temp-contract agencies for the projects they need then the contract expires and they don't have to pay unemployment. I asked around.
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>>76244930
this guy knows. i work in construction and get job offers every month
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386 reporting in.
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>>76244636

They've been there for years and years. If we're lucky they'll do that they did to the niggers in Delray and start buying up all the land to build 300k+ townhouses and shit.
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>>76245062

Its the Haitians

The Haitians ruin everything
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/local/delray-fire-rescue-several-injured-in-2-car-crash-/nq6dj/
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>>76245261
you could go to a trade school or get work as an apprentice, its really not that hard to find work down here
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>>76245039
Yes, sort of.

South Florida is retirement/trust-fund baby area for rich people. They are called snowbirds. A lot of them have two to three houses.

The rest of Florida is pretty miserable. It's just kind of a dead and unfulfilling place to live.
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>>76239965
Fuck off ya crazy Mormon Cunt!
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>>76245528
I have my CDL but I don't want to drive anymore. I'm in my 20's. I'm currently doing welding, Computer Science, and working on some computer certifications. It's hard to pay for this stuff starting from zilch.
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Polk reporting in.

Listened to Bad Moon Rising during the afternoon thunderstorms today. Was oddly calming.
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>>76240144
Ayy same senpai. Parrish master race. Have fun with your flooding and all.
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>>76245746
>CDL
>welding experience
>complains about muh no job

Nigga how the FUCK? What bumfuck ass place do you live where you can't get any decent work with those kinds of basic certifications?
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Fucking disgusting. Humid as a steamroom, shit terrain, literally latin america south of West Palm. Roads filled with uninsured spics and old people. This state needs to go under the Atlantic already
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>>76245589
>South Florida is retirement/trust-fund baby area for rich people. They are called snowbirds.
I want to become this very badly
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>>76245928
Like I said I hate driving. I did it for 2 years. I'm done. I just started welding and I'm only going to have really basic certification with it.

I need to be making more than like 40-50k a year.
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>>76245973
>shit terrain

If you want hills go out to St. Leo's. Probably the most hilly part of Florida around.
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>>76245973
At least it's an easy drive here. Smooth, straight roads makes night driving a fucking joy.
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>>76239762
Melbourne reporting in. Le save the lagoon
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>>76245973
>Humid as a steamroom
It's always funny to see people move here from places like Texas and Arizone and brag about their 100°+ weather and then end up nearly dehydrating.

They never fucking believe me when I tell them it's literally like getting boiled alive like a lobster. THEY NEVER FUCKING BELIEVE ME THAT'S HOW HUMIDITY BASICALLY WORKS GUYS
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>>76242469
Are you cuban?
THEN DON'T TALK TO MEEEEE
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>>76239567
850 fag here
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Reminder that Parrish is the best town in the 941

Reminder that we make the best god damn oranges

Reminder that Lakewood Ranch blows

Reminder that downtown Bradenton blows
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352 checking in. Don't let the sun set on your shit skin ass in these woods.
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>>76246354
>850
Oh shit a swamp nigga, what's up senpai
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407/Orlando

Not bad where I'm at. Hipsters everywhere but it's better than living in south Orlando where it was spics everywhere. And WAY better than west Orlando with niggers everywhere
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Anyone else /comfyasfuck/ not having to board up their windows and sandbag everything, but getting the tail end of the tropical storm?

Feels good, especially since I just planted another avocado tree and a peach tree.
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Anybody got dank FL memes? pls dump
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>>76239567

How does it feel being America's dick?
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904 here right in the middle of Collin. Im fucking ready.
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>>76240144
941, can confirm the skies turned black and it rained the entire day
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>>76240389
Same anon.
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>>76247060
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>>76243738
Rofl same. What part? Hopefully not Lakeland lmao
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>>76246492
Same shit different day
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>>76247206
I'm up north in farmland, so we got the tail end of Collin. Feels good though твн because I just planted some new fruit trees.
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>>76247060
It ain't gonna suck itself bb
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>>76247206
941 as well anon. Getting /comfy/ for tropical storm tomorrow. Low winds but guarenteed a rainy day.
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West Palm 561!!!
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Everyone keeps talking about this tropical storm like it's a Category 3 hurricane, what is so significant about it? We have them all the time.
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>>76247597
Sheeit, what city?
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>>76245180
ayyy
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Heya, Florida Sailing is best sailing.
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954, master cuck race
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>>76247890
>>76245180
ma niggas
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>>76245180
Hey bb
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>>76247729
SNOWBIRDS
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>>76239567
Only thing I know about Florida is that it is coal burner central.

Take a wild guess on my opinion of that.
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239ers, where ya @?
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561 reporting in please end my suffering I see nothing but leftists here
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>>76248149
You're half-right. It gets worse the more south you go.
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>>76242810
>>76243624
>>76247082
Sup Jax bros
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>>76244403

holy shit, someone else in my area code
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Who /Knights/ here?
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>>76244718
>Be white
>Live in Broward
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>>76248781
same bruh
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>>76239567
>Jew York Boomers who can't drive
>Frogniggers and Commie Cubans everywhere
>Spring break brings a bunch of Chads breaking shit and starting riots
>Insufferable redneck cunts up north
>Sticky-ass humidity
>Oppressive sun
>Random storms
>Tourists clogging up every inch of space to go to overrated theme parks
>Sunny place for shady people
>Yeb Bush as the Governor.
>Little Marco as a Senator.
>Gators
>Burmese pythons
>Mosquitos

Florida is the worst state in the Union.
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>>76248449
I thought I was the only 904 on 4chan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIxsHyo12AM
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>>76248774

UCF pls go
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>>76248861
Publix makes up for it desu
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>>76248774
/FutureKnight/ counts r-right

I start next semester
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>>76248870
t. Califaggian
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>>76248950
t. USF bull prepper
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>>76248987
dem subs are the shit
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>>76248931

post more FL memes pls
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>>76249062
Hey man, we're the bulls here \m/
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Homestead reporting in

I am the only white person within 5 miles of my house
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>>76249165
>yfw the USF pep band literally preps the bulls before each football game
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>>76249062

Nice bantz f4m
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>>76239965
>Tfw Ocoee
>Tfw live on slight Hill and can see this thing
Fucking crazy ass Mormons.
>>76245027
>Puerto Rican doesn't even know that more of his filthy island people live in Kissimmee than his island
Fuck off mate. You are worse than damn new yorkers. But then agian you all for some reason move there than to Florida for some reason.
>>76246509
You mean hunters Creek? All that is just Hispanics. My friend lives in winter garden and all it is based Colombians.


But I've been stuck in Kentucky in bumfuck nowhere. I miss Florida so much thank god I'm going back for a week.
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>>76241224
>Mfw I created this meme
Feels good
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>>76239567
561 reporting. Why do so many old liberal bastards insist on retiring here?
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>>76249083
>FL memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyLgZ65CrUQ
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If you are from Jew York or Jew Jersey please kys
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Testing the new flags
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>>76249427
Honestly there's really no feeling like coming home. Whenever I fly out of state, it feels good to come back to Florida. Whenever I fly international, it always feels fantastic to put my feet on good American soil again. I fucking love oranges and baseball and Publix and all that American shit we Americans have.

I gotta stop watching Trump montages. They make me feel so damn patriotic.
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>>76249428
Nice man

Captcha: palm trees
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>>76249691
Florida is cozy. Other countries are shit t b h
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Who else 305 here?
I Fucking hate this city
Its more humid outside than a finish sauna
And I found another brown recluse in my car for the 25th time
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>>76239762
Fuck yea. Titusville represent.
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>>76249621

Sure are a lot of 561 people

Is it the Jews that push us here in such high numbers?
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>>76249665

New yorker here my parents are making me vacation with them in Florida. Will i get beat up for being a twink? what places should i avoid?
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>>76249985
>what places should i avoid?
Gay bars
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>>76249691
Yeah I'm surrounded by corn fields and the nearest chic-fil-a is in Indiana. Kentucky, hell this whole tristate area fucking sucks. What's even worse is Im in fucking Cruz country.
But hey it would only get worse if the niggers I'm surrounded by start a fucking race riot agian. Feels safer being in Paramore than here.
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>>76243624
Who St augustine here?
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>>76249648

>Father BTFO's a pedo
>who has been doing this shit for a while
>He faces justice
>Father walks away scot-free
>and no SocMedia backlash towards the father

Based Florida at it again.
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>>76250031
>chic-fil-a
Mandela effect takes another one.
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850 here, literally in southeast Alabama
Tons of Christian rightists but it's not nearly as bad as the boonies of north florida
Also hoping to go to FSU or UF for college
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>>76250013


yeah obviously im on HRT and gay bays are for masculine gay guys. id wouldn't fit in.
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>>76249985
NEW YORKERS GET OUT OF MY STATE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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There was Flora, but now there is the ocean, there where memes, but now there is nothing. There was order, but now there is chaos. You where alive, but now you are dead. Ordo ent ZepdustagsjdfgnhalijdghasodjkhaslkghpoSHh
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>>76241299
>tfw storms a brewing
It's gonna be comfy with the power out
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>>76250031
The only state I really like visiting outside of Florida is North Carolina, and that's only because I have family up there. Beautiful place, great people. Most of the chimps here don't give a fuck about muh race riots, they just complain on Twitter and Facebook.

>>76249985
Enjoy your stay, New York is probably shit compared to this place. Visit Clearwater Beach and also West Palm Beach.
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>>76250440
>too dark to read
>no power to shitpost
>too hot to sleep
>too rainy to go outside
wew lad fun times ahead
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786 here. It's not a bad place if you're an autist.
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>>76250263
I don't give a shit, I was telling you to stay away from them because they're fucking weird. I got dragged off into one by this hot blonde I was wanting to muzzle-load and she brought her shitty friends, and I had to sit there and watch some fat guy in drag sing the Circle of Life out of tune on a stage in a room that smelled like farts and black-and-milds. I got to bang her and one of her friends in the back of her shitty rusted Miata near a naval station, but felt so disgusted with myself afterward I went vegetarian for a month and saw a priest even though I'm not Catholic.

So don't go to gay bars.
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Has anyone else noticed how fucking far up the tide has gone? Particularly in Palm Beach County, when I first moved here the water line was wayyy out there. Now it's like 20ft of beach.

>inb4 high tide and low tide
It's not that
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Coral Sprangs in this mug
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>>76250263

go back to lgbt faggot, this is /pol/
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>>76250469
>Visit Clearwater Beach and also West Palm Beach.
>West Palm Beach
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>>76249427
Nah senpai, I lived in Hunters Creek for awhile and it wasn't bad. It's neighborhoods in Kissimmee and Meadow Woods that decided to use our streets for racing. I just moved out from there and haven't looked back since. The tourist traffic was getting bad anyways
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>>76244267
Same here, in Orlando. But the bagging cunt somehow discarded my extra sides of ranch and buff sauce. My tendies sub was -20% enjoyable and I spent the full amount of GBP.
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Got you senpai
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>>76241299
813 as well it's a tropical storm nigga nothings going to happen
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>>76250811
>This Fucking story
Just another day
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>>76250669
Hype for tomorrow's storm. Going to give the laptop a full charge tonight and have a second battery ready. Nothing but shitposting, writing, and rain for me tomorrow. If it rains here.

>>76250819
>obama.jpg
>"climate change"
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>>76244267
>>76250961
the chicken tendie subs are meme-tier. kys
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>>76250880

Clematis Street is not too bad. but apart from that, yeah, west palm is shit-tier
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>>76240964
Because the country would lose about 1/5 of all it's crops as well as it's third busiest port
Get rest faggot we are top 3 best state in the country hole you're some yankee fuck living in a liberal shithole
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>>76250199
Not Sain Augustine but Saint Johns. Just ate at Aunt Kate's this afternoon. Also saw someone campaigning for Trump on my way back feelsgood.jpg

>>76248902
Honestly I'm surprised this whole thread isn't filled with people from the 904. Jax is pretty right wing due to having to be in close proximity to the dindu's.
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>>76246354
>>76246492


what up boys 850 here
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>>76243532
>economy in this state sucks
Actually we are in the top five best economies and the only one with a more stable economy than us is Commiefornia due to its insane amount of exports(we aren't far behind but they still have more)
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>>76251090
West Palm Beach is the only place I've carried while walking around. And I don't mean just a pistol, I had my AR and four mags in the truck.
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>>76251236
tfw no storm for us
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>>76241299
813 boyyyyyyy TIA best airport
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>>76251056

ayyy they still got that vegan section tho. that's God-tier in my book
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>>76251236
tfw no storm in central time zone
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>>76244234
Miami is the shithole of shitholes
A city built by Jews, given to Cubans, and destroyed by illegal shitskins from every corner of the Caribbean and cubans
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>>76251236
>>76251282
>all we'll get is a few hours of hard rain, maybe a brief power outage at worst
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>>76241299
813 here, why are cuban girls so whorey?
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>>76240974
grew up in lake worth during the 90s. my family decided to move after crackheads broke into our house for the 4th time.
561 is a complete shithole
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>>76251282
>>76251397
you guys FSU as well?
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>>76251166
EVERY fucking body has Trump signs in their front yard. Trump showed up and did a speech the same day as the big Navy airshow. Whoever planned that was a genius. The only Beanie Sandals stickers I've seen has been in this one bookstore downtown where all the bisexual vegans go, and they're steadily disappearing
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>>76249648
based
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>>76251348
>implying

It's been raining nonstop the past five days on the Texas coast.
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>>76251416
Probably because of all the ghetto projects along MLK or Nebraska and along the Hillsborough River. The nigger culture has infected everyone
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>>76245973
Our roads are only shitty because it's filled to the gills with faggots from other states who decided they wanted to live here
You faggots literally ruined our roads and shit up our state, not even the tax money we get from you makes up for it
Literally everything out of state cunts complain about exists specifically because of people from their own fucking States moving here and never learning our customs or adapting
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>>76251281

You were just itching to use your guns on some nog ZimZam style. It's ok Anon, It IS tempting, specially given FL's lax laws :)

Again, The only good part of West Palm is the nightclubs in Clematis Street. and by that I mean

>good
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>>76251540
nah, pensacola
might go to fsu for college though, but I'm looking at uf more
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>>76246021
The villages has the largest concentration of STD's in America
>>76246162
Brooksville has more
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>>76251602
Fucking hate it here. Hope this hurricane decides to tear this place up.

Also fuck the shit plant on sheldon. Live near there and holy shit, does it smell like death.
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>>76251540
Nah, UCF. Home for the summer right now. Trying to pick up this cute girl at work but our schedules pretty much cross only once a week for a few hours.
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>>76251792
tfw bro

>>76251692
word. tallahassee sucks anyway don't bother
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>>76251306
Voted best in the US last year IIRC
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>>76251416

Cuban-American here. Cuba is an interesting culture for youngsters. Children are literally unsupervised and they commonly drink at the age of 13. However, they work the fields at a very young age too. In a sense, I think Cubans mature extremely early. There's really not much to do there except party and drink. Children are given one toy per year by the federal government and there's only one channel on television.
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>Hurricanes are now a tale we tell our children and no longer a reality.

Lack of electricity in 05 thanks to Wilma gave me some fantastic childhood memories.
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>>76239762
Satellite Beach checking in.
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Any 772 here?
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>>76251905
yep I easily remember walking out and there being coconuts all over the street I hammered for what seemed like hours.

i forget which hurricane it was but there was 1 where when u walked outside after it was really cold outside
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>>76251905
i want a big one. i want to have to evacuate.
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>>76239965

My 407 Mormon bro.
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Who /727/ here?
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>>76251905

same. heating up soup and making toast with a blow torch, eating beef jerky and peanuts for 2 weeks, check points at night, a nigger cop telling me he was going to beat my ass for driving around.
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>>76251736
At least you don't have to live in Tampa where they have fucking pride parades in Ybor. I've actually met Bob Buckhorn a couple of times, I had to try so hard to conceal my power level.
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>>76252131
Yo
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I am looking for any pollacks close to the 813 Area (Tampa), I got these tix and they expire like this week. Let me know.
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>>76251905
I miss mass effect
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>>76245088
move up north. it's cheaper in tallahassee metro, pick a city of choice
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>>76252167
The worst I remember was 05, maybe 06, when it just rained a lot and you could go outside when the eye of the storm hit. It was calm but windy; as I kid I really liked being outside during hurricanes. Made me feel dangerous and edgy.

We haven't had a good one since Charlie, have we
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>>76252290
You'll remember why that statement isn't true when #4 comes out early next year
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>>76252221
They expire June 15, my next off will be Friday.
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>>76251905
>Anon! we've got the generator going! Let's play smash!

We had a tournament, everyone participated.

It must have been a fucking awful time for my parents but god damn was it a fucking adventure up there.
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>>76251905
Nigga I literally whittled and built a 3ft x 4ft ship in '05 because of how often the power went out. Was cozy as fuck
Fuck you Francis
>Tfw Francis took down 2 60ft Douglasfurs that had been planted on my lawn 20 years before I lived there
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South Carolina native living in New Smyrna Beach (Venetian Bay) checking in. Sorry for not being native, but I love this fucking state.
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>>76246252
>TFW there's someone from the same city as me browsing /pol/ right now
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>>76252445
Fuck that
I miss 2012, such a good year
In fact, things didn't start to get shitty until 2015
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>>76252400
I was in Orlando for Charlie. Ever seen one of those big heavy billboards twisted up like a screw? Absolutely bonkers storm. I think that was Peak Florida for me, because everyone went outside at 1am and started BBQing and shooting fireworks. Tornado took out the Dairy Queen though :(
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>>76251583
I did a good amount ((((Bernie Sanders)))) stickers at UNF but I've also noticed that they're slowly going away. What bookstore are you talking about, is it Chamblins?
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>>76252221
Lastly it will be either Sea world Orlando or Busch Garden Tampa, the rest no thank you.
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>>76243643
>>76246252
>>76249892
>>76251925
>>76239762
>>76252580
Tfw we may all actually know eachother in real life
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>>76252221
Sorry man I can't go back to SeaWorld
Last time I was there I heard so many retards talking shit about the place and how they were "evil monsters" for "how they treat the killer whales". I almost decked a hipster faggot holding a sign that said this place hates whales.
I don't think I could handle going back there again
MAGA btw
>>76252290
There is only 1 Mass Effect game sir
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>>76252631
Of course it was Chamblins.

I absolutely hate the people who work there, but they also had a leather-bound copy of Marcus Aurelius' Meditations. I go there to buy stuff and keep my contact with the natives to a minimum.
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>>76252722
I know two people in the 813 who are /pol/lacks so probably
Who here going to hurricane party?
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>>76252722
>tfw at least 3 /pol/acks are near me
Shoutout to you 8xx niggas in the Polk area
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>>76251905
>tfw we haven't been affected by a Hurricane since George.

Feeels goodman.
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Do you guys remember the library shooting at UCF like 2 months ago? It was hilarious how everything closed down on campus and people were getting real angry they couldn't get their chick-fil-meme. Also what are the new restaurants aramark is bringing into the Student Union? I only know Chili's is in.
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Kissimmee here.
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>>76252841
Mein neigger
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>>76252748
What about Busch Gardens?
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>>76253013
J?
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Thid thread is so cozy
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>>76253121
I've been banned since 2009 and it's life time
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305 here

Fuck I hate this place

Also have you noticed there's so little to do in this damn state that hurricanes become an event?
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>spics are releasing dangerous exotic wildlife into the everglades again

http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/21/us/nile-crocodiles-florida-irpt/

fuggin dipshits are trying to make the memes a reality
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>>76253121
Busch Gardens? Shit, anyone ITT remember Cyprus Gardens in Winter Haven?
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>>76253189
Lmao why? We've been drunk and rowdy at Disney but never banned or anything
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>>76253121

why don't you pick up a tinder date or something with em?
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>>76253214
>Also have you noticed there's so little to do in this damn state
You're either poor (and even then there's tons of free shit to do) or never lived outside of Florida.
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>>76253225
this is how i imagine the everglades at this point
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>>76253214
Thats because you're in 305
Head to Tampa or Orlando, maybe Jacksonville if you like football or like making fun of football. West coast is best coast
>>76253225
Too bad for them the fish and wildlife service is permitting more and more hints to deal with the problems.
Mid month(or maybe it'd July) they gave the greenlight to take out a fuckton of black bears after only being in debate for 3 months
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>>76253225
>Nile crocodiles
Fuck
Quick save the gators
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>>76253214
>305
>nothing to do

Stop being boring son
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>>76253367
Ive never lived outside of Florida true

But damn man at least Miami is such a shitty city

Everyone that lives here agrees
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>>76253245
I beat the shit out of the bumper car attendant when he grabbed my gf's ass and tried to stick his finger up her pussy and called him a nigger the entire time I was doing it so they didn't believe me when I old hem why I did it.
>>76253333
I second this motion, all in favor?
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>>76253432
Nile crocks ant take the big fuck you gators twords the interior but they're eating the fuck out of the pythons and smaller gators so eventually they'll be big enough to take them
God I hate niggers
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New York refugee in 813 reporting in.
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>>76239567
Northern part of Sarasota here.

Fucking rain sucks.
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I swear I saw a 12 foot allegator around here. It was alive and it was huge.
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>>76252841
Fucking Riverside hipsters. If you want some good used books go to black sheep books. It's run by some middle aged guy.
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>>76253496
If you say so man

It's just clubs and fishing all there is to do
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>>76253653

Go back to the decrepit hole from whence you came, Italian scum.
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>>76253794
Not even Italian,I'm an American you faggot.
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>>76253653
CLEAR
WATER
BEACH
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>>76251509
Lake worth is such a shit hole now literally all illegals there and they all get pissy when you don't speak Spanish god damn I want that wall
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>>76253903
Jew York is not part of America, please kill yourself or at least go back up to Dagoland where you belong.
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