>GERMANY HAPPENING!
>GERMANY HAPPENING!
It is 3 am here and I'm scared as shit!!! I'm checking the local news but nothing sofar!! My friends and family are still asleep I'm trying to reach them through Facebook. What the fuck is happening here?
Based in north Germany Kiel. What should I do now? I don't want to go out. Fuck!
Made this video as soon as I heard the siren!!
https://youtu.be/1h2GDOZ5YZM
>>76238529
WTF
>>76238529
Hol fuk bummmpppp
>>76238529
wut?
pls be real
>>76238529
wat
>>76238529
Just a sexual emergency, go back to bed.
>>76238529
timestamp quick m88 before you get shanked by a muzzie
>>76238529
no way
>>76238669
What the fuck
First Romania and now this
>>76238529
>>76238529
This is even scarier than that one time it rained hail
it's the alarm for the running of the bulls
go prep em
GOODBYE HANS
>>76238529
Fake and gay
K...
Have we started the fire?
happened in Romania yesterday too, funny thing is its the day of ramadan a islamic holiday, if that is a drill or something is happening tell people its the holiday month, so they wake up.
Threadly reminder
It's not time yet
it's a fucking siren calm down
>>76238529
Load ur mags and put on body armor bro, get ur go bags ready and check your 6 month food supply room.
Then check your weapons for function.
Oh wait... Not American... OP is kill.
Why were you filming yourself browsing the web?
Video is fake. I'm in ISIS and cam confirm we're not doing anything until next week.
NOTHING
>>76238529
what is happening?
>if anything
This is real im from Kiel as well! Me and my family is getting rdy.
shhh no dreams germoney, only allah now
Holy shit dude
>>76238882
This
It's probably a fire, and the siren means you should close your windows because of dangerous smoke
Another shitpost?
Fucking Germany.
Sad to see you only have to write "HAPPENING" to get, at least, 100 replies.
>>76238669
>Jurgen? Sound the alarm, we've got another horny migrant in need of ficki ficki.
You are just fucking with us... r,right?
Stay calm OP
Everything is fine
Because it's fake
>>76238529
Fake. Barely gets louder when you get inside. Also why are you speaking in English and not German?
HAPPENING
WW3 CONFIRMED
That siren sounds strangely wolf-like.
Sounds like sirens. We get those here too sometimes. My dog likes to howl at them, it's fun.
Boogie time?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WBupia9oidU
>>76238873
>catched
>>76238970
It's fucking happening you idiot
>>76238923
so?
>>76238529
>it actually got louder as he went outside
this is either real or an edited fake fuck
>first Romanian shitposting
>now German shitposting
I bet Spain is next. Those fucking shitlords.
Were none of you in that Romanian thread an hour ago? Fucking sage.
>yfw its actually happening
>>76238529
MEMES HAVE GONE TOO FAR TO STOP NOW
>>76238923
>a whole month of happening threads
>>76238529
anon, doesn't your city test the air raid sirens often? mine does. that's probably what is happening.
>>76239018
>>76238970
>>76238958
shut the fuck up, explain Romania yesterday, and the military vehicle photos.
>>76238529
That's a herd of sick cows Hans
Thread theme
Goodbye eurobros. Had a great time here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=78&v=pO8kTRv4l3o
>>76239080
nope. a fucking leaf
>>76235126
is this real or what..
>>76239078
>either real or fake
thanks for clarifying
>>76238529
Hold onto your butt DeutscheBros, Russia gonna rain that hellfire down on you HARD today.
RIPIP Germoney.
>>76238529
Sorry, but, are you gay?
>>76238529
Fake until I see something from my Reuters feed.
>>76238873
Best bait ever. How many predictions did you have to save in order to get one that was accurate?
>>76239080
I'm staying awake.
Will report
this is a new meme isn't it?
>>76239134
What is there to explain?
And what does that have to do with Germany?
Toronto here, sketchy line 2 repairs last week, something nasty coming up for sure. Don't take the subway tomorrow anon.
>>76238529
ITS FUCKING HABBING AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MUSLIMS DEATH SQUADS ARE ON THE LOSE
ALSO YOU SOUND LIKE A FAGGOT
INSHALLAH
>>76238529
>Nothing on Twitter
>No breaking news
This is fake.
>>76238873
Please nuke the GTA
>>76238529
It was good knowing you, Germany.
RIP / press F to pay respects
>>76238928
>Canada
It checks out
>>76239134
What the fuck does OP's video has to do with Romania?
Get a tin foil hat, buddy. You might feel safer.
can we do cummy mummy thread here?
>>76239078
yea, it's a real siren, what's your point?
HAHAHAHAHAH ATTACKS TONIGHT
CHECK'EM
Reminder that if Muslims pull mass shit in our countries we'll shoot them all and then go stand guard in the Middle East with our full force seeing if anyone wants to try something funny.
All of Germany now off internet.
>>76239222
checked
Is this a parody of the Romania "happening" threads? If so, well done.
they keep delete the mummy threads
Do you remember?
remember what it was like in september?
>people seriously believe this
>>76239134
training exercises you twit....and the "explosion" was a minor one. Do some of you retards think if WW3 was starting they would be able to hide it?
>>76239222
Good lookin out. Stay safe leaf bro.
>>76238529
It'd fucking BETTER be happening, Hans. I'm fucking tired of getting blueballed.
>>76239222
Trips of truth
>>76239292
similar situation in romania, sirens and shit for no reason
also khazakstan had some shit go down, not at likely to be a happening , still sirens
sirens are the new prank trend sweeping the globe
>>76239344
nah if an attack happens we will nuke the middle east, the president may not approve but i know a general will veto and nuke it anyway. thats if we get the fucking football
>>>/int/60419554
Go ask them
>>76238858
Yes, the fire rises!
>>76238928
>every single person in ISIS know about all the plans, even the ones in other continents, so when they are caught, they know what to say to the ones who tortures them
>>76238529
HOLY FUGG ITS REAL LOOK AT GOGGLE MAPS NOW GAME OVER I REPEAT GAME OVER
>>76239222
This is the way its always done.
Happened here too, m-11 in Atocha train station.
NATO "exercise" the day before
Obviosly they put the explosives on the tracks
>>76238529
>YOU CANT STOP THE HAPPENING TRAIN
So is this happening or what? I've gotta study for finals.
>>76238529
that voice, are u a trany?
>>76238928
FBI tip submitted.
>>76239503
post screens not stale memes
>>76238873
>Like I almost was last time
>tfw eventually a big attack will happen in Europe
>thousands will die
>sirens and gunshots will fill the night
>some /pol/tard from Europe will try to inform everyone's what's going on
>and no one will believe him because of the 2938572908375923875923875 Happening threads that turned out to be bullshit
Is NATO preparing for the Russia War happenings?
I cant hear any sirens over my shower fan whilst I smoke this fine weed.
Let me know when it starts here Ameribros.
>>76239395
I hate you
>>76238529
Fake and gay(OP)
>>76239466
What does this mean?
wow OP you got to germany from romania really quickly. meme magic is very powerful
>>76238529
>hmm, really makes you think
>>76239131
>Testing sirens at 3 in the morning
>>76239635
at least post mummys heels faggot
>>76238529
Are the English bombing again?
>>76239439
Dude we had sirens going off just last month, because the police wanted the citizens to stay indoors while they fought a fire which produced dangerous smoke.
>>76239666
uh oh. guys? GUYS!?
H-have we started the fire?
>>76239666
Checking those trips satanas
mummy make my willy stiff!
I bet nothing happens.
Reminder that both the squeaky wheel and buzzer frequencies broadcasted morse code today and yesterday. It is a rare thing
>>76239679
ok yeah, you're right
>>76239652
Papa Johns locations.
>>76238529
What did he mean for this?
>>76239395
That's sad, i like mummie.
>inb4 putin has began : OPERATION LIBERATION
>germany and rest of europe say nothing in first hours of the invasion to not panic the population
>>76238928
you can go to jail for shitposting now newleaf
>>76239760
kek
Oh god
>NYC
>in subway with friend
>sirens go off
>see police with assault rifles
>panic
>me and friend try to finish our pack of cigarettes
>everyone running to the exit
>start chain smoking before death
>turns out there was just a big rain storm and people were being pussy about it
But there was a big pro israel parade today and the governor said he will boycott companies who boycott israel
what's happening?
>>76238529
THE MOOSLIMS ARE COMING!!
>>76238529
THE MOOSLIMS ARE COMING!!
>>76238529
THE MOOSLIMS ARE COMING!!
>>76239666
HOLY SHIT 666, KEK SAVE US!!! SAVE US!!!
>>76239652
It's a close-up from the RAPEFUGEE CRIME MAP:
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1_rNT3k2ZXB-f9z-2nSFMIBQKXCs
>>76239743
Quick question.
I'm in San Diego and last night I was listening to a public radio station and around 2 am I heard Morse code through the radio during a song
WTF was it?
>>76238873
Why doesn't he just not go to sleep on new years?
>>76239405
>hey guys its siren time at this day and time in romaina
> hey lets make it germany too and lets make a practice explosion in romaina just for a uppity
dude your dumb
>>76239743
what frequencies are those?
>>76239569
i believe he urinated himself in this photo
>>76239547
Snitches get stitches anon. Hope they nuke California.
Apparently it's 3 trash containers which burned.
NOT HAPPENING FUCK OP AND GOODNIGHT
> NOT HAPPENING FUCK OP AND GOODNIGHT
NOT HAPPENING FUCK OP AND GOODNIGHT
> NOT HAPPENING FUCK OP AND GOODNIGHT
NOT HAPPENING FUCK OP AND GOODNIGHT
> NOT HAPPENING FUCK OP AND GOODNIGHT
OH FUCK IT REALLY IS HAPPENING
Good thing I relocated to the Kaiser era basement 2 hours ago
>dat voice in the video
I see that the estrogen in the water supply of Germany isn't just a meme.
Someone get this fucking BRITISH WEIRDO out of the thread!!!!!!!!!!
>>76239981
sauce dwarf fucker
>>76239866
Fuck if I know. If it was of importance, no layman could decrypt it. We can only infer importance from the relative rarity of such occurrences on certain stable military waves
want to mount mummie
WEW LADS
>>76239930
Yeah whatever this is it's not fucking normal.
Fucking sirens dont go off in the middle of the night
In Romania there were three consecutive exposions
Everything is quiet here in Moscow, so no WW3 yet.
>>76239943
I won't google that for you buddy, easy to find out by yourself. Search WebSDR if you want to listen in though
IT'S TIME.
EVERYONE GRAB SOME GRENADES AND CHECK YOUR OLD MP40 ON JAMMING.
WE'RE GONNA PUSH THOSE FROGS BACK!
FRANK I'LL MEET YOU AND THE GUYS AT THE MARKET. REFUELING MY OLD JAGDPANZER WILL TAKE A WHILE.
does anyone know any cool minecraft mods
>>76239866
Please don't question this activity.
Thank You,
GS
>>76239222
I wouldn't take the Toronto subway on a good day
>>76239948
That's a good possibility.
>>76240056
WAS
>>76239679
Best time to test them. Gotta make sure they work at waking people the fuck up.
>>76239666
>>76239666
>>76239666
>>76239666
OH SHIT MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>>76238529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJU
It's happening, but there's no need to be afraid. It will be peaceful.
>>76240143
SIRENZ
>>76239937
Nice, any moar casual mummie?
>>76239949
Fuck Canadians
>>76238873
>4 more hours to go BABY
those sirens do have different sound patterns.
a pre-warning (eg used a few minutes before air-raids) goes like 1 minute straight without altering the tone.
the warning of an imminent danger to the local people is like what you can hear in the video and is this altering howling.
another pattern is used for the fire brigades and is like 3 times 15 seconds each a straight tone without alternation.
so this is something unusual indeed - its not the common situation we have several times a day everywhere when the fire brigades are getting alarmed for a fire or something like that.
maybe its because of a flooding or something like that in southern germany?
cant imagine what it could be in northern germany though...
>>76238928
Hello, you have just accepted the NSA watchlist. To get vanned, press 3.
>>76240009
it really is - you're really that close to outside
>>76239791
That would be too amazing.
Fake accent. Gay voice.
>>76238529
oh no! uh oh! oh whoa! oh no! uh oh! oh whoa! oh no! uh oh! oh whoa! oh no! uh oh! oh whoa! oh no! uh oh! oh whoa!
>oh no! uh oh! oh whoa!
>oh whoa!
>>76239791
Fun fun
>>76240178
does this count
one of my favourite mummy picture
>>76240040
They would encode it such that you couldn't even understand the importance. Otherwise enemies could pinpoint when "important things" are happening, which is far too much information.
Dubs decides which country is next.
>>76240166
holy shit one 6 away from meme magic
dont worry op
its time for the final crusade and operation liberate europe
>>76238529
GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN HANS
>Those sirens are God teir happening noises though
>>76238928
First time a leaf has made me audibly kek all day.
>>76240286
suck on mummies clit
>>76240329
ur mums house
>>76240286
TAKE A HIKE YOU FUCKING SICKO!!!!!
>>76240033
http://derstandard.at/2000038259412
Then Google translate
> Baden - In the city of Baden are burned garbage containers at three different locations , and was thereby destroyed at night on Sunday. Firefighters were able to extinguish the flames quickly . The amount of property damage was not initially established as well as the cause of the fire , said the State Police of Lower Austria
>>76240298
Not so sure about that. Telling when something important is happening, well that is easy and there is not that many ways to conceal it. Knowing what and where, now that's the ticket
>>76238529
Testing
>>76240349
This, we should have sirens for every situation, even public shootings.
>>76238529
K.. Keep me posted
>>76240347
I'm ok with this
But no nukes pls
>>76240286
What is it with bongs and matriarchs....
>>76240119
jewcraft*
>>76238873
What if that guy is John Oliver? Kek trapped him in the current year.
>>76240415
>Testing sirens at 3 AM
>>76239721
Yes brother, it's a big happening.
>>76240392
>http://derstandard.at/2000038259412
ok thats legit, but still why would flaming garbage cans cause a siren rustle seriously has germany died this hard.
>>76240392
>>76240198
its not the sound-pattern for alarming the fire brigades taiwan...
>>76240415
and its not the testing. the testing goes straight without alternation for 15 seconds.
>>76240329
All of the EU simultaneously.
>>76240492
fucking kek, thats very funny
sounds like a fire siren that's all he's just trolling you
>>76240469
>nukes aint real son
>>76238529
ramadan
>>76240469
only on middle east
>>76240533
WITNESSED
>>76240533
What Have You Done
>>76240473
queen mum fetish
>>76240349
They are just left over air raid sirens from ww2.
>>76240514
It's the sound pattern when komissar Wurtz slept on the fire alarm command then.
When terrorist attack, the police don't ring the alarm in the city to cause more havoc than there could already be.
NOT HAPPENING.
>>76240513
I don't know if you guys are noticing but every single Romania and Germany air raid siren thread has been explained away by flaming trash.
>>76240329
>>76240533
>WINRAR
>WINRAR
>WINRAR
>WINRAR
>WINRAR
>WINRAR
>>76240533
F.U.C.K.
It's a fire. Germany uses air raid sirens for fires.
>>76240009
CLOSE THE FUCKING WINDOW DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING DEATH WISH?
>>76240533
Kek wills it.
>>76240588 88 checked!
>>76240533
Whoa.
>>76238529
Ah Kiel.
The often stop before I laid my curse upon Duestchland.
Its a lovely little town.
>>76238529
You are not really funny. I will take a look inside you, and if you are not funny (i sense a certain type of a harmless frog painted in the wrong colour) i will rip you apart you little shit.
>>76238529
Why do German's sound like such pussy betas?
>>76240435
>This, we should have sirens for every situation, even public shootings.
We have sirens for public shootings too - it's called hip hop.
>>76240623
due to some serious amounts of rain we have problems with floodings in southern germany the last days.
pretty sure its about that and to warn/inform civilians about floodings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU67TJyoeKo
>>76240632
both have been explained by flaming trash, then something is going too happen, sounds like a false flag coming up think about it both get air raid siren and then both are explained by flaming garbage
>>76240632
It's not an "air" siren cunt, it's a siren.
Someone from cuckland give us an update
>>76240533
borgr pls y u do dis
>sirens go off in Romania
>sirens go off in Germany
Britain is next
>>76240009
It's not day time in Portugal
>>76240533
Quick, we need to leave fast now!
>>76239077
ISIS has instructed followers to carry out attacks on ramadan.
shit thread is poo
>>76238529
It's the ghosts of Germany's last great generation wishing you a Happy Ramadan ;)
>>76238529
Someone in Romania mentioned a siren going off as well
>>76240632
If they were covering something up why would they trigger the siren?
GUYS ITS FUCKING HAPPENING!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnkMSmLc6mM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnkMSmLc6mM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnkMSmLc6mM
>>76240533
EU on suicide watch! or more likely on bombing watch!
Resist the call, brothers.
>>76239300
yummy
>>76240790
The sky is lit up from the nuclear bomb I assume.
>>76240749
Under rated post.
>>76240533
RAMADAN WILL NEVER END
So is there any more evidence here other than 1 terrible video?
>>76240785
Do we even have any sirens? I thought they'd all been mothballed after the Cold War- In London, anyways.
>>76238529
The siren means he's coming OP, but you can't defeat him so it's best to just run.
>>76240906
That's horrifying mate.
What the fuck. I'd think the zombie apocalypse was happening with that siren.
>>76240837
it happened yesterday, he also mentioned a helicopter coming inbound plus some explosions.
>>76240906
Here's your (You) from 2010
What if the media just stops reporting terrorist attacks when they happen to prevent anti-refugee backlash?
Would they actually do that?
>>76240832
i live 6km away from the central command of nato in europe , will i hear the base siren from here ?
>>76238669
should germany provide free chastity belts to women who make request? it would be a good method to discourage rapefugees.
>>76240971
>not wanting to get fucked in the ass by Pyramid Head
>>76238529
Fake and gay.
>>76240619
I know, that's what makes them so cool.
>>76241028
>can sound travel 6000 meters
>>76240906
This video is spooky in an indescribable way.
Are we really fucked, Kek?
>>76241001
Yes
>>76241001
Wasn't that a small subplot in 1984?
>>76240906
might wanna troll harder since that was pure shit trying to fuck up people's expectations
>mfw just heard a whole heap of jets fly over
It's happening
>>76240533
DELET THIS
>>76241001
yes believe it or not, the eu main plan is too get rid of all europeans and cause islamic take over, i believe they have made plans with the saudis or some kind of middle eastern country to destroy europe for shekels and too destroy us. china and russia have the same goal, they will make the world shit if they can't be good countires.
>>76240533
Fug
