>A black person just sat next to me for a 12 hour flight
I can smell it from here
after you shower smell some camphor or something to try and get the stink out of your nostrils
>>76227522
Send him to the back of the seats.
>>76227522
Start watching interracial cuckold porn and make sure he notices.
>>76227522
OH SHIT, BRO I BET YOU HAD TO TALK TO THEM, TOO.
>>76227522
I've had the same experience. They were actually really good to talk to, surprisingly.
>>76227522
Start listening to Hip Hop obnoxiously loudly on the in-flight radio and make sure to make eye contact while nodding your head to da beat
>>76227522
I remember being in a 3 hour train trip to see my family and my seat was next to a morbidly obese black woman, whoops, I "misread" my seat number and went next to an old man who turned out to be an Atari/NES enthusiast, it was a nice trip afterall
>>76227708
kek
>>76227522
Better than an Arab even being on the same flight- that always makes me nervous. Black people don't tend to blow up planes.
>>76227522
were you the pilot?
(insert a punchline here someone)
>>76228447
UK yes
>get on a bus with almost no one in it
>sit near the back
>there's a black guy a couple seats over
>when he gets up to drop off the bus all those videos of niggers punching random white people comes into my mind
scariest 3 seconds of my life
>>76228512
RARE
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>>76228512
HOLY FUCK
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>>76228512
t. santa
>>76228512
Holy shit!!!!
RARE
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I'm on mobile, what is the place this poster is originating from? Super Brazil?
>>76227522
Talk to him/her about voting for Trump anon.
Here's some info to get you two going.
http://katehon.com/agenda/silence-clinton
>>76229040
Christmas Island
>>76228512
>population 2,072
Did you say anything to him for being a nigger?
Or did you winp out like a faggot pussy?
All bark, no bite.
>>76228512
The fuck is Christmas Island
Sounds festive as fuck
>>76227522
Talk to him?
Make some small funny talk
Plant some red pill seeds you autistic mongoloid
>>76229315
It's where these things are from
>>76229315
Forgot the image reee
>>76229518
No, the moai statues are on easter island
>>76229315
It's christmas there 364 days per year, and one day every year, santa and his 2,071 elves must get to work !
>>76229633
Oh, guess I'm retarded then
>>76227522
>Take buss home rom high school in the city
>Live out in the suburbs, so it's a long ride
>Be late, miss buss
>Take buss that goes through the ghetto
>Had a friend who got threatened on that bussline once
>Jump on buss since there is no ther buss that will take me home
>Buss starts
>Gets to the culturally enriched utopia
>Arab and african youths run into the buss saying that they are going to shoot anyone from my part of town (all white part of town)
>[KEEP CALM AND DON'T SHOW A SIGN OF FEAR FACE]
>Run around in the buss doing gang signs
>Run out of the buss
>Think that they were just faking it
>Nope
>Guys pull out knives
>Buss driver puts the pedal to the floor
>We are out of there
>Get home
>Hear on the news that there was a shooting there one day later
Never taking that buss again
>>76228512
EVERYONE ON YOUR POSITIONS
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
SAVE THAT FLAG
I REPEAT
SAVE THAT FLAG
MEOWWWWWWW TRITITITITITITTI
PFFF BOOM CRASHHH
I HAVE BEEN IT I HAVE BEEN IT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW BOMBOMMBOOOM CRASH TRATATATATATATATA
TRAAAAAAAAAAAANNN TARARRARTTATATTATATA
WE DID IT WE SAVED THE RARE FLAG
>>76227522
>A white person just sat next to me for a 12 hour flight.
>>76229896
An average day in Sweden.
>>76229896
Can we just nuke you already Sweden? seriously you are the fucking worst
>>76230559
wait a minute that flag