who has that meme of america and brit having a conversation and australia comes in with the shitposting?
dOOOO IT
>>76226174
Eyyy oim fekken Bruce end oim nadda shitposta.
Oistrayan posts are the numba wone postas on foe chain, Canadians are the numba wone shitpostas not us yeh fekken pooftah
Ye dumb cawnts keep cawllin us shitpostas but we ain't no shitpostas ye fekken cawnts!!!!
>>76227742
>the sound of a canadian with a mouth full of moose cock
>>76227969
Is this what your hangouts are like? Be honest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA
it went "ahem, what a lively and intelligent conversation we're having!"
then australia comes in with black cock pics and shitposting
>>76226174
why does the Aussie in these memes have a jew nose
>>76229394
kek
>>76226174
What is the obsession with Australians in this board?
>>76229394
-▶ Have the two bottom pictures been changed?
>>76229555
really makes you think
>>76229555
Apparently our culture of shit talking is strange.
>>76229623
But why do you guys always have a Jew nose in these memes
Where's the one with them shit posting/dancing while all the other countries clap and encourage them?
>>76229623
>culture
heh good one m8
>>76227742
Don't poke fun Canada everyone hates you leaf fags almost as much at this point you stupid maple nigger
>>76229734
true, canadians make aussies look like diplomats on /pol/
>>76229581
There are a few alterations but i don't have the template. This one was just the funniest I've found.
>>76229678
>makes you think
>>76229394
yes thank you anon
>>76229720
I'd call feasting of abbos and AFL quite the culture burgerbro.
>>76229581
>pic
Damn i'm crying.
>>76229879
>feasting of abbos
Huh, we just have black buffets in the south. Are they similar?
>>76229879
typical Australian woman
>>76229734
I don't care if everyone hates us everyone else's is opinion is irrelevant
>>76229394
>>76230196
Good dense meat, not cannibalism if their not humans.
>>76230399
crikey
>>76229555
How do white men even compete?
>>76229715
>>76230283
Shouldn't you be getting ready to suck some refugee muzzie cock there leaf
>>76229555
This main purpose of this board is to insult one another over international politics and Australians do that better than most people. The only ones I've seen who can compete are Japanese and YHWH's chosen (both for their sheer "tell it like it is" attitude). That's one of the reasons why Trump is so popular; he talks smack and tells it like it is on a regular basis.
>>76232440
Do you know why most of you cunts suck at bantz?
Your shitposting is of the lowest quality possible time and time again and I can't understand why.
Is it the dudeweed messing with your brains?
>>76232685
>Your shitposting is of the lowest quality possible
I think that's a bit harsh; we're at least better than Turks. Turks are like Canadians but easier to piss off and with worse language comprehension.
I do see your point though. We suck at banter because it just isn't part of our culture; we're more reserved than Americans, Brits, and definitely Aussies. Not only that, but Prime Minister Dudeweed is just the symptom of the disease that's been plaguing our culture for a while now; there's a reason most lefties in the US want to come to Canada when Trump gets elected, this would be paradise for them. Imagine trying to banter in such a society.
>>76233268
>comparing yourself to turks
ouch, i'm not even a cockroach but damn that stings
>>76233268
>at least better than Turks
You know, I actually agree with you here, but there are far more leaves than roaches and makes you worse by sheer numbers.
>Imagine trying to banter in such a society
I don't want to, I'd probably get locked up for hate-speech just trying to buy the morning paper.
Oh, Oz.
>>76232440
>>76232685
ALGERIA IS BETTER THAN BOTH OF YOU WONKERS AND IS FUCKING UNDERRATED AS FUCK
>>76234177
We both know that's a made up place
>>76234177
Maybe, I only really see you guys going at it with the French. They hate your guts m8, but I'm sure the feeling is mutual.
>>76234177
Yeah, nah, fuck off.
You're not even a proper country.
"Underrated" is code for fucking shithouse because you don't do anything noteworthy ever.
>>76232685
>Your shitposting is of the lowest quality possible time and time again and I can't understand why.
Easy mate, you guys shitpost for a few cheap lulz.
We shitpost because thats all we have. Our shitposts are born within our deep hatred of your PM, our mother countries who treated like cotton field niggers and the fact that every ressources we have, we simply sell to the fucking chinks.
Our only border is with a country full of obese niggers.
Thats why when you read our shitposts, you only feel sadness and anger.
When aussies post, theres a decent you have a laff. When a leaf post, You will, 100%, die a little bit inside, just like us.
We actually mastered the art of shitposting.
>>76234618
Not at all, softcock.
When you cunts shitpost it's usually shit that a 12 year old would post or unintelligible garbage.
There's no sadness outwardly present because it rarely makes sense.
You should send out a newsletter about improving your shitposting skills attached to all of weedman's gifts.
>>76234462
oi oi oi oi heye he comes swingin caume ova heye moyt i will forking nip ya
see nuffin speshal bout ya cheeky Cunt
I know the aussies created the " A FUCKING LEAF" meme
>>76234618
Have a can of concrete and harden the fuck up mate.
>>76234923
>>76234618
>>76234618
Leaf matsered shitposting like it's an achievment. Shitposting is pretty much how we talk to eachother irl.
Up your arse and around the corner
>>76235229
Get rid of that proxy, cockhead.
You sound like a fucking poofter.
@76235075
heh you really showed me there eliotte
ALGERIA BTFO FOR REAL ONCE AND FOR GOOD
>there are people itt who aren't typing with dick
>call themselves shitposters
>bet they ain't even in stockings
>>76235229
Why are kangaroos so fucking ripped?
>>76235635
ikr? Like, ripped legs would make sense from hopping around all day. What do they use their arms for?
Australia has bantz.
Canada is just fucking lame.
>>76228070
Yes we all discuss philosophy over a few beers, just like those english comedians did in the 1960s
Remember always
From Monty Python's "Live at the Hollywood Bowl"
Transcribed by John Daley [email protected]
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table,
David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the turning of the wrist,
Socrates himself was permanently pissed...
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, with half a pint of shandy was
particularly ill,
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day,
Aristotle, Aristotle was a beggar for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, "I drink therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.
>>76229344
Are you sober today paddy
>>76230196
oh yeah and feast your eyes on this typical mercunt sheila
>>76234618
Judging from 99% of Canadian posts I have seen, I would not hesitate from IP banning your entire fucking country from /pol/ if I could
>>76233389
Nice choice of proxy Mehmet, but only a Turk would even bother to respond.
>>76234177
Wonkers? Do you live in a chocolate factory
>>76228070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV5Px-qp-Wg
much more like this. we take turns dancing and drowning in vic bitter until we forget about shitskins
>>76235871
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.
Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.
To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.
This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of. the early 1960s.
>>76236099
ask yer mem she sure knows were my peepee lives shitbag
>>76235635
not as many goats in australia as kangaroos so the refugees had to make due.
>>76236336
She doesn't come from the desert you camel jockey
>>76235635
>>76235746
They're fucking hard cunts.
The ones you see in zoos are docile because they're trained to be.
Pop out to the outback and you've gotta make sure not to piss one off.
If they ate large amounts of meat, they'd probably be the current, non-human apex predator in Australia.
They're ripped to kick shit in, that's it.
>>76236035
You would lose the purest form of /pol/ culture by doing that.
This is why the whole worlds thinks you guys are a bunch of inbred retards
>>76236035
This is what 99% of political discussion looks like in Canada. The memes are real, only there's no meme magic to save us.
>>76236450
>implying straya isn't a fucking no man's land desert
>implying your mother isn't ronda and griggy
>implying this isn't a desert behind between and under rondaandgriggyinthisparticularpicture
>>76236554
> purest form of /pol/ culture
>>76236851
Did you get raeped by the imam today
>>76234987
Yeah, we had an argument over whos flag was worse.
Aussies said something along the lines of: "At least we don't have a fucking leaf on our flag"
To which we replied with "Says the country with someone else's flag on their fucking flag."
>>76236035
america pls. a lot of my countrymen are weak willed and dumb as fuck.
usually the english population that i deal with ;) total liberal cucks that dont fight for what is theirs.
>>76236995
did you loose your dignity to emus today?
>>76237143
>total liberal cucks that dont fight for what is theirs
Says Quebec, who tried to separate god knows how many times and failed miserably regardless of their method attempted.
>>76237182
If emus lived in the sahara shithole you come from they'd be worshipped as Gods
>>76236995
>>76237182
You guys are amusing.
>>76229394
go eat some black dicks you cunts
>>76237295
>worshipped as Gods
What the fuck did you just say about allah, you little swine? I'll have you know he graduated top of his class in the jihad seals, and he has been involved in numerous secret raids on the US and A, and he has over 911 confirmed kills. He is trained in kebab warfare and he's the top plane hijacker in the entire islamic armed forces. You are nothing to him but just another trade center. He will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this flat earth. You think you can get away with saying that shit to allah on the internet? Think again, infidel. As we speak allah is contacting his secret network of jihadists across the middle east and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the beheading, infidel. The beheading that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, zionist. Allah can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in over 911 ways, and that's just with suicide bombs. Not only is allah extensively trained in suicide bomb combat, but he has access to the entire arsenal of ISIS and he will use it to it's full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the US and A. If you could have known what holy islamic retribution your little haram comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you filthy infidel. Allah will shit planes all over you and you will drown in them. You're fucking dead, Kafir.
yfw this thread exists
>>76237583
What's it like raping kids?
I'm curious as to how your afternoons go.
>>76237583
>>76237583
you are a semi rare
>>76237845
HEY YOU'VE DON'T LET ME IN
DESPITE TELLING YOU I'VE BEEN ESCAPING EVIL RAPE IN ALGERIA NUMEROUS TIME
AND I COULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD CONVICT
OI YEAH NAH FAORK YA MAYT
>>76235746
For fighting. Those little arms are crazy strong bro, they can hold a full grown man in place no worries.'
I saw one drown a large pig dog once. The cunt then chewed on the dead dogs head
>>76238211
She's clearly not Algerian
>>76237583
for a meme non-existent country, you show potential
>>76237182
>Emu war fake 4 chan meme.
>muslim boys getting raped by imams/parents actually happens
Both are good for a laugh
>>76238362
i take this as a recognition from shitposting university
>>76238280
The look more like this
>>76238280
>pakis literally too dumb to read a filename
>>76238664
if i ever get convicted for raping children i'd ask to be moved to your containment island i am sure we will have a good laugh
>>76237290
>Blue legs
Obviously a cassowary, a birds all wise men should be wary off
>>76238973
Fuck off, we're full.
Although it's pretty funny that we have far less crime than your scum hole.
WTF HOW DID MY ID CHANGE ?
>>76238777
>>76237583
i didn't reboot my rooter as far as i know,any explanation ? this made me think
>>76239126
what algeria has 0 crime we are basically the Switzerland of africa
>>76239394
Homocide isn't the only kind of crime.
Raping little boys is a crime, as much as you'd hate to admit it.
>>76229394
>>76239507
no it isn't because there isn't a line in the koran that is against it checkmate atheist!
>you were born with the best accent for swearing
>you treat sledging as an art form and occasionally indulge in it because it inspires creativity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NN7J-BpHGw
>>76239693
It's still a crime, goatfucker.
At least it's a human crime, so I'm not sure if you fall under that category.
>>76239785
That's beautiful!
>>76240039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8CjCPi40Jw
There is an entire culture to this.
>>76239785
are these real words like words you use and other people understand you and sometimes kinda reply with other words you might understand some of them too ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le_uNGdpa4c
>>76239798
i am still not sure if this convo is bout weather goats or children but whatever they are both overrated and outdated
rainbow dash is what makes funny stuff to my wee wee right now
>>76238973
Sure. All you have to do is wait for your country to make raping kids illegal
>>76240782
Good one m8.
>>76240685
Why the fuck would you post that awful goddamn picture?
>>76241409
Because he's a fuckwit who thinks thinks being a retarded faggot is shitposting.
>>76241409
>>76241485
because i was in the actual thread i rightefully feel cool and more supperior to you
>>76241485
>implying
>>76241633
My point stands, unlike the little boys when you're finished.
>>76241702
whats your point ? make it quick
gotta stop posting in this haram site before ramadan kicks in
>>76231731
>i cant handle
>>76235386
I always think about moving to Australia then I remember this pic.
>>76242156
that's not even the end of it we had a full australia hate thread the other day there are plants that would literally blow up at you face and some others would burn you so hard that they would make you kill yourself to relieve the pain
>>76242389
>>76241485
>Because he's a fuckwit who thinks thinks being a retarded faggot is shitposting.
you know that you are cancer when the source is complaining
>>76241633
>>76243344
Ever been so butthurt you replied to the same post twice?
You mad bro?
>>76229394
mfw my friend and I shitpost bbc threads every other month. ayyy lmao
>>76244195
ever been so butthurt you replied to dub dubz twice you mad bro?
>>76227969
>moose
muslim*
