Are you guys even white?
One drop rule niggers.
>>76218775
Hello fellow white man
The blackest thing I am is Venetian.
>>76218903
> 0.5% ashkenazi
thats kinda pushing it m8
>>76219045
Its like a vaccine, a little bit Jew and your immune to their tricks
>>76218775
2bh I'm probably Jewish because I cannot stomach dropping $200 on that test.
>>76218775
>>76218903
how this works? all i know is that you have to pay 100$
>>76219145
Kek.
I'm a 1/4 jew but I'm about as self hating as I can get. Feels bad man.
>>76219289
you give the jews some shekels then they send you a package with a tube in it and then you spit to the tube and send it back.
>>76219289
It's 200 now
You provide a saliva sample and they map your entire DNA. You also get a health report and raw data. You can look up any SNP or gene and see what your order is
>>76218775
>1.5% Irish
>White
>>76218775
>>76218903
Feels good to be white.
>>76219322
It's ok Jew friend. As long as your on the right side I have no quarrels with you.
>>76218903
>>76218775
>>76219807
Did you retards actually pay money to a company to prove your whiteness to a Burmese rice farming tips forum?
>>76219807
>Italian
>liberian
>Irish
>ashkenazi
Mate, you're not fooling anyone
>>76218903
slav
>>76218775
mongol
>>76219807
mongrel
>>76219955
Do you actually pay money to live as a NEET loser in a country that doesn't like you?
>>76220022
No, I work like everyone else.
>>76218775
No.
>>76219807
>Italian
Yeah....bud you aren't white.
banger, never seen a person more hwite than i am on here.
>>76219955
Hiroshima bringing the truth
What are you niggers even doing
>>76218775
how do you know they don't spike the results and just say you're black to promote diversity?
>>76220074
Chasing scantily clad children known as "idols" and masturabting to anime porn at 3 in the morning aint "working".
Did you guys really spend 100$ on a spit tube?
>>76220440
It was 180 euros
We all aren't living hand to mouth
T. Op on phone
>>76220407
You're outing yourself as a weeb senpai, Japan is nothing like that.
non-white reporting in.
>>76220658
How do you get that little nigger in your system? Who fucked a slave when in your bloodline?
>>76220650
>on 4chan
>calling me a weeb
That's not quite the insult you expect it to be here.
>>76220407
>scantly clad children known as "idols"
What did he mean by this?
>>76218775
>Send your DNA to god knows who in god knows where
>They reserve right to record your DNA, profile it, connect it to you, sell it/use it without your consent
>Expect them to provide accurate data to you, despite already getting what they wanted from you
I'd expect them to just run a random numbers generator adjusted by the location of the sender.
>>76220547
Is it worth it?
You know that using one of these services is a really easy way for the police to get a DNA sample of you, right?
>>76220770
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_idol
Christ, learn some weeb stuff if you're gonna post on 4chan.
>>76220823
>Eternal Anglo Jew
My goodness. G'day, sir.
>>76220823
((()))
>>76220650
>>76220854
I know what AKB48 is and likes of that is, you cheeky fuck. I'm just wondering why you brought it up.
>>76220188
>Some retard with a japanese proxy says something mildly funny
>Some other retard replies "JAPAN BRINGING THE BANTZ XD" with a reaction image
Every fucking time
><01% broadly souther european
Kill yourself you dirty nigger.
>>76220731
Half Sicilian. It's probably some berber. All other ethnicity estimates gives me a little bit of north/east african instead of west african which is more sensible.
>>76221095
Because he insulted me so I insulted him back by accusing him of being the typical gaijin weeb in Japan.
How do you do this yourself so that you don't have to send your DNA to some jew
>>76221197
Okie-dokie.
>>76220658
No problem at all Giuseppe Ibn Al-Awamgumbale.
t. Makwambe Guarana Al-Khalid
Is there a way to have this tested without ruining my privacy?
>>76218775
>giving your FUCKING DNA to the jews
>now they know exactley that your familiy clearly need diversity and maybe 1 or 2 refugees
How stupid can you be.....
>>76221258
step 1: look at your arms
step 2: see white color
step 3: ask your dad where all his ancestors came from
step 4: ask your mom where all her ancestors came from
step 5: do some math and discover you are 100% European
step 6: brag about it on 4chan
>>76218775
>>76218903
>implying my 0.2% North African isn't highly beneficial because I get to get affirmative action 100% legally
I'm literally 99.7%European; 0.1% "Unnassigned" (that's the ayylmao DNA) and 0.2% North African (not even sub saharan)
but because the US has the one drop rule as legal precedent, I get that sweet sweet become a medical doctor with a 2.5/ get pushed to the front of the job line affirmative action
>>76218775
They still dont do norway... Fuuuuck
>>76221485
I'm 100% Frisian. I kinda feel like I shouldn't ruin that by dating another Frisian. Am I overreacting?
>>76221485
What about ancestry.com?
>>76221485
"oegstgeest"
>>76220139
0.4% unassigned
ayy lmao
>>76221532
Can't you just mail it in?
>>76221796
You have to buy their kit
>>76219289
Let me save you the time;
>Brazil
>white
Kekity kekity kek
>>76221920
I've never seen non-whites post results here. Not even Slavs. Really makes you think.
>>76221920
lol. Srsly though why would you pay £100 just to be told you're white.
>>76222003
Maybe there aren't too many non-whites here. However, on youtube there are a few blacks talking about it
>>76222037
This. I have blonde hair and blue eyes; I don't need to fork over shekels to some kike to be told I'm white.
>>76218775
I know my ancestry back 500yr paternal and 300yr maternal but fuck knows where I got this 0.1% Ashkenazi from. One of my very distant ancestors must have been seeing Shlomo on the side.
Less poor tears and more maps pls
>>76218775
>one drop rule
>Fat white skinned american
>third gen polack
>have many blood lines
>everything from polish to russian to native american to some old world king or something
one drop rule eh? guess im not white, ill just claim im native american or non american.
>>76222111
https://youtu.be/LBSSp57fBMI
kek'd when she talked about her British ancestry. Looks like she got Anglo'd.
All that hassle to find out I'm most likely Austrian.
>>76218775
:^( no bully pls
>>76222213
You're a mongrel without home and nation. You think being a fat slob is "white culture". You will never understand what European ancestries mean and that they aren't interchangeable.
>>76218775
>74% Mongolian
You're not white.
>>76222557
DESIGNATED
I don't need to waste so much money to know i'm roughly 70% white and 30% native american (which is pretty much white too).
>>76222383
so many generations and you still can smell them
>>76222557
One of your ancestors fucked a gypsy
>>76222737
:/\( i said 'no' bully friend
Why are you willingly hand out your DNA to companys owned by jews. You know actually fucking nothing why they offer this service beside for the shekels.
>>76218775
>>76218903
>>76219807
>>76220139
>>76220152
>>76220658
>>76220823
>>76222383
>>76222557
>>76222706
Sense at last in this thread.
>>76220658
Are you from Rheinland pfalz?
>>76222963
i like to imagine one of my anglo ancestors helped colonise india and brought home pajeets wife
I'm too afraid to check.
If i have blood from west africa or some shit i'm going to hate myself
>giving your shekels to google yids in order to show off your parents' accomplishment
what are you doing retards
>>76222383
That ">0.1" is in the margin of error. Never mind it.
>>76223032
Because it's interesting. In addition to ancestry get detailed health report (higher/lower risk of various diseases etc) also lets you connect to distant relatives. Have found 100s of cousins in Canada, USA, Australia, New Zealand through it.
>>76222706
So you're saying I'm not white?
How do you figure I don't have European ancestry. Just because it may come from multiple European countries, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
>>76223284
Reduces your chance of inbreeding. Or increases it...
>>76218775
this
>>76223032
I wanna find out more but cba giving the kikes £200 for them to turn round and tell me I'm a mutt
>>76223004
took me a while to get the wee emoji thing. I chuckled
>>76223032
>>76223213
>wasting your precious little time alive in the matrix to warn strangers on the internet about their financial decisions
top kek
>>76223213
Yeah, I agree. I'd feel very uncomfortable giving my DNA to some company just so I can show off how inbred I am.
>>76223264
Oy vey! I don't mind it desu. It's the only part of my ancestry that was unexpected/mildly interesting.
>>76220823
Hey there Moshe.
>>76222383
Nice, that's about as British as it gets surely.
>>76218775
One drop of white makes me European, right?
>>76223542
I can't believe I got 14% Ashkenazi. I know my great grandparents from South Africa but I didn't know some of 'em were shekel grubbers.
>>76223899
Depends on whether or not Ashkenazis are European. 23andme thinks so
>>76223899
I really want to see how you look like.
If you're not 100% European, you're not white.
هل أنا بيضاء؟
>>76218775
Do I get to see if I have some genetic disposition for some disease?
Do I get to see how much Neanderthal/Denisovan I am?
Other stuff?
And 23AndMe are the best site out there?
>>76219289
You pay them some shekels to put your DNA in a government database so they have a base point from which they can genetically engineer human slaves
>>76224093
>europeans
>white
the white man is only one descended from european immigrants to america, australia or canada
if your family migrated after 1900, you are a filthy european nigger
>>76223899
can you post your parent's or your pace?
>>76224068
i look like this
>>76224640
Did they give you the snippety snip? Seeing as though you're American, you were probably going to get it anyway. Jew or be Jew'd I guess
>>76218775
>2.4% 'broadly european'
Yikes!
>>76224755
sucks to only spend 8 days intact on this earth. m-muh dick
>>76224347
>Do I get to see if I have some genetic disposition for some disease?
Yes, there are like 24 genetic disease they check if you're a carrier of.
>Do I get to see how much Neanderthal/Denisovan I am?
Yes
>Other stuff?
You get trait reports (hair, eyes, skin) and other interesting stuff, like deeper sleeper or light sleeper, caffeine consumtion.
You also get raw data that you can use on 3rd party sites and 23andme provides a SNP and gene browser. You can look up any gene or SNP you want
>>76224973
You also lost your virginity when Rabbi Shekelberg sucked on your tiny pee pee.
>>76224973
restore jewanon, it works, makes shit feel so much better
>>76224997
Thanks
How do you do my fellow humans.
>>76225436
What do you look like?
>>76225502
Like a pre op Zoe Saldana
>>76225799
Not bad
>>76218775
I like being whites so fucking much
>>76225436
white mom?
>>76226356
Mom is half black
>>76218775
hello my fellow whites
>>76218775
>Finns
>White
>Pick one
You are Siberians in denial.
>>76226500
both parents are half white?
>>76226642
>that flag
Oh come on now!
>>76220148
Sure
>>76226642
You are less white than southern russians
>>76218775
fake
I'm 67% Potatonigger, 18% British, 13% Western European and 3% Traces from Scandinavia, Italy/Greece and Iberian
>>76221115
My favorite is when the American weebposts and forgets it's proxy
>>76219533
>implying
>>76219322
I'm half Jew half Muslim
Kill me
>>76224973
Jews don't mutilate their kids until after they've been alive for 8 days?
Circumcision is barbaric either way but that's 8x more barbaric than what goyim like me got. sorry lad
>>76227308
muslim isn't an ethnicity
I guess I'm part nigger.
>>76226739
My dad is mostly white, if Iberians are white. My mom is super mixed.
>>76218775
>giving Google your dna
Go fuck yourself shill
How accurate is this determining your genes? How far back does it really go?
>>76227531
What ever it is, my dad is one. My mother is full on Ashkenazi Jew
>tfw not pure white masterrace
>>76227566
At least 60% Snownigger, not bad
>>76218775
>implying finnish people are white
Finnish people are just palette swaps of gooks.
>>76219045
>>76219145
hahah this is why i like pol
>>76218940
>>76228090
the reindeer gypsies up north need to be purged
im not white, nor did i let my dna get tested online
i just have a list of some haplo groups somewhere not sure if yall can figure shit out 4 me
>>76227566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlDNrHGUoOQ
Indians (native americans) somewhere in this video
>>76219807
>Italian
Hello guido
>>76218775
How do I use this without buying it?
>inb4 jew
>>76229437
You can't its just a honeypot to collect DNA at mass
>>76229557
Ahh well fuck that then, I know for sure I'm German as fuck, I just really want to know if my family were Nazis.
>>76218775
Get on my level.
>>76229557
>implying they dont take your dna as a baby
>implying they dont take you dna when you visit the doctor
if the government wants your dna they would already have it goy
>>76229677
(((Iberian)))
>>76229886
>implying I go to the doctor
>implying I was born in a good goy hospital
>>76223505
>alive
>in the matrix
Neo, I...
>>76230001
My friend, that's white spanish. As in pre-muslim invasion.
(((Americans)))
>>76229677
Conquistador blood. Nice.
>>76230175
>white spanish
',:^)
I'm really glad us Dutch are so pure
>>76230170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q1XGcNVTIE
>tfw family is Lebanese as fuck and probably only 15% European
Fuck paying Jews /and/ forking over my DNA though.
Yes goyim, one drop and youre not white.
>>76230458
>implying you use your DNA to do anything besides make your socks crusty
Think i would commit Sudoku if i was anything but 99% white.
>>76218775
Good day fellow Aryans.
Indian descent here, apparently I'm a lot of Turk, why is that? pic related.
>>76221095
Who are these semen dªemons? Are they legal?
>>76230957
> Aryan
> over 50% Ashkenazi
I'm part Mediterranean am I white?
I had my brother do it because he's totally bluepilled and believes everybody is equal and hates Trump.
I figure his DNA will give me a pretty good idea of where I sit. Not giving my DNA to the Kikes lol.
>>76231840
>Not realising your dna will be practically identical, and that "the kikes" now pretty much have you on record too
top jej
>>76218775
>>76218903
My white brothers
I'm only 92% European and have dark hair/dark eyes.
We're all going to be shooting in the same direction during the race war though so I don't see the big deal.
>>76229189
Assyrian 44%
Pontic Greek 19%
Italian 14%
Balkan general 12%
Spanish 7%
Ashkenazi 2%
gib Tx M18x 1%
gib Ix M2xx 0.6%
gib = no info available. no suprise tho, 3 kidneys, 2 extra spinal discs and a shit ton of body hair and testosterone. im a fking monkey
>>76231983
>perfectly identical
Not true at all, siblings don't usually even share halogroups ya dingus.
>>76231840
>post yfw you find out your brother has different DNA because yoor dad was cucked and you were spawned by Tyrone
>>76232400
>American reading comprehension
I said practically, the genetic make-up between siblings is the strongest genetic bond there is
>>76220658
Why do niggers come to /pol/? I always wondered
i wanna do one of these nationality tests, if it shows im any amount of any minority, im filing for minority preferences on everything for the rest of my life.
>>76232787
Black people can be right wing too
>>76226803
I'm 90% Finnic (i'm Mari), no one would ever mistake me for white.
Finns are in total denial.
>>76227003
That's amazing you can tell where I'm from without my IP address or any personal info? To bad you're way off mr. know it all.
>>76232318
>3 kidneys
Hey, I'm ethnic Albanian. You wanna meet up?
>>76234157
Kek
>>76220823
>Jews are european :^)
Triggered
>>76218775
I'm a jew
>>76219955
No, I paid money because my maternal grandmother's whole family thinks they have some native american blood in them and I wanted to prove them wrong. Turns out my mom was the daughter of a different woman and my maternal grandfather and she just took her in as her own. My mother was never informed of this until I did the DNA testing and it kinda came out.
>>76225436
Your own ethnic make up is almost identical to the overall ethnic makeup of the US.
>>76223284
>higher/lower risk of various diseases etc
Hmm, I wonder how many insurance companies this very important piece of information about yourself has been sold to?
>>76231705
Your input is much appreciated, Argentina.
>>76218775
No, I'm Irish
£125? FFfuck that.
Look lads, I would like to know how European I am, but £125 could buy two more shelters for unwanted cats. Some fucker has to look after them, may as well be me.
At least if i'm 0.5% Jewish, I might save some cash on catfood.
Yes I'm white
>tfw almost white
>>76230729
This. I'm afraid to do this test because my grandma on the German side of my family came from extreme wealth. And my dad has a big nose. Worried I have some Ashkenazi in me but maybe it's all just a coincidence.
>mfw
>>76231050
you was a vedic aryan and shid
This is my dad, but my mom comes from a similar background. They both have English surnames.
>>76220139
holy shit your most mongrelized dude I've ever seen in the DNA threads, is every brazilian like this?
>>76242080
Also my dad
>>76229677
Honestly lad being majority British and Irish isn't that impressive I see them all the time in DNA threads
idk you tell me....
1/4 Mexican (yea, i know, not a race, mestizo, on the light side though), 1/4 german, 1/4 pole, 1/4 irish.
Blue eyes, light brown hair (was blonde when i was a kid, very blonde).
So what do you think?
Is 23 and me, better than ancestry.com?
>>76242669
yes much better
>>76242669
i signed up for ancestry cause my gf wanted it.... they don't tell you shit and basically leave you to fill in the cards.
fuckin morons just data mining. you have to do all the leg work yourself unless someone else has come in behind you and fille din some of the blanks.
>>76242925
mormons^
>>76242484
i'm with you on that
my father was born on the border of jalisco&guanajuato in the mountains i'm 6'3 green and blue eyed and have red hair from my father
>not white
fuck off cant even tan whiter than 99% of this board
You know they just randomly put that 0.1% Ashkenazi in there to fuck with people, right ?
Think about it, most people willing to spend hundreds of dollars checking their racial purity will be stormfags
>>76218775
I'm Brown amigo!!.
I'm really pretty doe.
>>76242847
>>76242925
well fug.....
>>76220650
>>76221072
>>76220650
>>76220074
>>76219955
Hello Canadabro
>>76243522
I share your feels ausbro
>>76244156
>9% trace regions
Well at least you might not be 2% yid
Almost
>>76243050
i don't take /pol/ too serious with this white nonsense.... i hope you don't either.
>found out despite having blonde hair, fair skin and blue eyes i'm 14% japanese
ANIME IS REAL
ANIME IS REAL
ANIME IS REAL
>>76244502
i think thats just referring to the regions below, pretty sure i'm not jewish, otherwise i would have commit sepuku already
What's the difference between AncestryDNA and 23andme?
>>76245199
ancestry is pretty bare bones in terms of the overall information they give, its the regions instead of countries, Haplogroup, neanderthal etc, with 23andme, its alot more in depth, but twice the cost
>>76218775
Are you in our database?
One-party rule niggers.
>>76245650
Can't you analyze the AncestryDNA results with GEDmatch and get the information that way?
>tfw american waiting for my results.
I know my grandfather is polish, the presence of jewish blood is so high. The suspense is killing me.
So this is the power of a Salvadoran white.
>>76246516
not sure what that is friend, all i can say is you get a lot more bang for your buck if you go 23 and me, if your the kind of guy thats interested in all the little details, thats what i would reccomend. if you want just a basic overview and to save money go Ancestry
this is all you will get from ancestry, compare that to everyone elses and see for yourself
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