>So I’ve decided to endorse Hillary Clinton for President, for my personal safety. Trump supporters don’t have any bad feelings about patriotic Americans such as myself, so I’ll be safe from that crowd. But Clinton supporters have convinced me – and here I am being 100% serious – that my safety is at risk if I am seen as supportive of Trump. So I’m taking the safe way out and endorsing Hillary Clinton for president.
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/145456082991/my-endorsement-for-president-of-the-united-states
>>76212043
>HillShills won't understand the sarcasm
>>76212043
Sounds like he's ripping the bitch to me.
>>76212462
Wow, congratulations! You understand the English language.
>>76212145
What do you mean by this?
Is /pol/ satire now?
>>76212535
>You understand the English language.
Which is not a given seeing how he's an American :^)
>>76212145
also i know he's going after her for the general election, but lets be honest
hillary is supported by stupid angry feminists and generic idiot democrats
bernie is supported by the violent entitled millennial faggots and spics and dindus
so really he should've said this about the senile commie kike
>>76212043
Phew, that's pretty damning.
>>76212701
Damn, you're talented.
You can type this with ahmed's dick in your mouth.
>>76212949
He also wrote this:
>If Clinton successfully pairs Trump with Hitler in your mind – as she is doing – and loses anyway, about a quarter of the country will think it is morally justified to assassinate their own leader. I too would feel that way if an actual Hitler came to power in this country. I would join the resistance and try to take out the Hitler-like leader. You should do the same. No one wants an actual President Hitler.
/pol/ stormfags BTFO.
>>76212743
No, the people committing the acts of violence are probably paid by Clinton.
They're most likely paid union thugs.
>>76213025
>You can type this with ahmed's dick in your mouth.
I learned it from watching you :^)
>>76213407
I thought Soros is paying the US "opposition" and open border keks. Has /pol/ lied to me? Again?
>>76212043
I bet Adams is the guy that posts these ironic "#I'mNowWithHer" posts on her.
>>76213769
*on here
>>76212043
>I'm afraid of change
>I'm afraid if defending my rights, myself and physical violence all together
>HILLARY, PLEASE HELP...HEEEELLPPPPP!!!
A dyke president won't make the mugging stop, racism against whites, the SJW attack on the European family unit or flagrant and rampant violence in the black community against one another.
What a faggot.
>>76213848
>>76212043
>Being this autistic
You guys are fucking pathetic and dense. Can you seriously not read between the lines?
>and here I am being 100% serious – that my safety is at risk if I am seen as supportive of Trump.
> Trump supporters don’t have any bad feelings about patriotic Americans such as myself, so I’ll be safe from that crowd.
no wonder none of your beta virgins can get laid if you cant pick up on this
the guy writes books about persuasion and you can't fucking see it
>>76213848
>Adams makes a post saying that Hillary supporters are more likely to be violent than Trump ones
>The joke is lost on you.
>>76213992
>>76214067
>h-he's just pretending to be retarded
Milo is a gigantic faggot as well. Ride the coat tails of someone that is actually worth respecting for once.
>>76212043
Holy shit Scott Adams remains based AF
>>76214287
if you can't see it your beyond saving, it amazes me that people are this dense
>>76213848
I can't tell if you're retarded or you just want (you)s
>>76214576
It amazes me that adults don't know the difference between your/you're either.
They DO say that ignorance is bliss.
>>76213742
No, Soros is the one doing it through his Open Society foundation. The poster you replied to is just an idiot
>>76214287
Dude, the irony and sarcasm in Adam's post is so thick you could cut it with a knife. You're just retarded.
>>76214758
:^)
I don't get sarcasm.
>>76214744
>nitpicking grammar after getting btfo
>>76214989
Stop duty free shopping in my country, please.
>Her new scare tactics are solid-gold persuasion.
What, by going after Trump like Rubio did? She is more robotic than Rubio in a debate with per-written talking points.
Scott adams for ministry of propaganda!
>>76213113
If you read the blog post he emphasizes "ACTUAL" in bold and such, to make pretty clear in your mind that Trump is not an ACTUAL Hitler, because if it was ACTUAL Hitler then he wouldn't have to emphasize how ACTUAL ACTUAL Hitler would have to be.
>>76212701
Not gonna lie, I laughed.
>Scott Adams supports Trump
I always loved Dilbert. I think I'm going to buy his comics now.
>>76212043
This makes a lot of sense. I'm now with her. I don't want to get beat up or worse.
>>76212043
Dilbertman is a pretty good shitposter.
>>76215323
He should be Trump's press secretary
>>76215064
Rubio looks like a little boy and made petulant schoolyard attacks, pair that with "LITTLE MARCO" and he was fucking sunk.
Hillary is doing significantly better, unfortunately she's triggering massive amounts of cognitive dissonance with her foreign policy nonsense on both the anti-war left and the right at large.
It was a nice try, but it's not going to last long.
>>76213113
I thought about this as well.
As bad as things are now.... If Trump wins the country's going to go supernova(not Trumps fault).
Every month, on the news, your gonna see government swat raids on domestic terrorism commie groups.
Hell bent, and truly delusional in their belief that Trump is akin to a facist dictator.... Despite the fact he was democratically elected.
It's gonna be a Wild fucking 8 years...
>>76215118
Yeah, I noticed. Which is why specifically *stormfags* of /pol/ got BTFO. Not all of it.
>>76215839
Mhh. My take on this is that they're just desperatly trying to copy and play the German guilt-trip muuuhh-nazis right-wing-extremists card (this very narrative might indeed just originate from European newspapers, but I might be mistaken).
Anyways, I doubt this will work in America. In the long run anyways...
>>76212743
Hillary crypto shill spotted. Bernie is supported by insane college kids. Hillary is supported by subhuman masses of shitskin filth who are incapable of any valid thought or feeling.
