>Catholics
Straight to hell they go.
>>76211953
>The Lord never said my ass is off limits doe
Any form of pre-marital sex is condemned in the Bible biach.
>>76211953
>>76211953
Fornication is a sin, so yeah "the lord" did say that...
![tumblr_nnln4xhy7U1uu7pgno1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yKtYvzK.jpg "tumblr_nnln4xhy7U1uu7pgno1_1280[1].jpg")
>>76211953
would enter dat ass doe
>>76212326
Modern wymyn don't think anal or oral sex constitutes "sex". I once talked to a girl who claimed she was a """"""virgin"""""". Turns out she'd been with 3 girls and 5 guys but she didn't count it because it was all oral and anal.
Absolutely degenerate. This is why I am saving money to fly to Japan and meet a pure and chaste Asian waifu
>>76211953
>Slut who shows off her cleavage and admits to having lots of anal sex is looking for a nice guy
Pfft as if
>>76211953
>starbucks
stopped reading there
https://youtu.be/mrIgJ83E8-M
>>76212835
Holy shit thars messed up
>>76211953
Going to catholic school does not a Catholic make.
>christian
>Catholic
>>76211953
>be Catholic
>not very religious tho
>meet adorable, Christian, Church of Ireland girl
>mfw
brb, converting, never liked the Pope anyway tbqh
Oh, how dare a catholic girl look for boys? You are so pathetic
>>76213127
willkommen reddit
Anal sex even within marriage is a mortal sin according to Roman Catholic Canon Law. Sodomy in the form of fornication is even worse. Oral with your spouse is cool tho as long as you finish in her vag.
>>76213127
Go rape some girls, Ahmed.
>>76212835
I went to college with this super hot chick who had a huge rack and a tiny waist, she should literally do anything except penetration.
>Tit fuck
>Handy
>Hot dog
>The bitch didn't want to have the dick in here but she would lay flat on her stomach and clinch her ass cheeks together so you could fuck it up and down with your dick like her ass was a hotdog bun
She said she didn't want to lose her purity because of her faith................HEH
>>76213125
>implying any woman could ever respect a man who changes his religion for her instead of converting her
Enjoy your friendzone.
>>76213437
would* fuck, here's another funny tranny
>>76211953
Hnnnnggg
Wood
>>76213453
Well it won't work for narcissistic Western women. There's basically no religious young women anyway. They're either LARPing or faking.
>Theology major.
The Bible says that if you lust over someone, you've committed adultery in your heart.
How is it possible to not lust over someone?
If lusting over someone without any sexual contact is a sin, then you might as well get the full experience if you know what I mean.
>>76212835
>>76213437
You guys realize that you're just as bad of fornicators as they are if you indulge them, right?
Women can't make rational decisions. They're like animals, driven by instinct. It's your job as a Christian man to stop sexual activity and to sternly correct her if she suggests that heavy petting or motorboating doesn't count. Otherwise the sin is just as much yours.
>>76213437
I would have literally just fucked her lol
after that it's over and she has to marry you
idiot
>that lower case L in Lord
Apathetic Cultural Catholic who doesn't even know her religion.
That's a really nice cleavage, just the shape of it, that's my favourite kind, where they hang just a little bit so it seems like there's almost a little indent at the sternum that they come out from, It's gr8.
>>76213840
Jesus also taught that being angry with someone is the same as committing murder. By your logic you might as well go around killing people, too.
>>76213927
Amen
>19
>woman
>abstinent
Pick 2.
>>76212835
>This is why I am saving money to fly to Japan and meet a pure and chaste Asian waifu
Hate to ruin this dream of yours lad but:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENscSDOsodE
>>76212835
>he fell for the japan meme
Weebshits were a mistake.
>>76213125
>Church of Ireland
Enjoy losing half of your money.
>Theology major
>calls herself "alumni"
Oh my.
>abstinent
>can't see face, only boobs
>christian girl
Ookay then.
>>76214438
>you can do anything as long as feelings aren't involved
Pretty accurate description of cheating
>>76211953
Beautiful tits. 10/10
Would beta orbit
>>76214438
this especially makes sense in Japan where marriage and birth rates are plummeting.
>>76212835
you really should look for countries with high marriage and birth rates. which unfortunately now tend to be shittier countries. but you can snag a qt and bring her back to your own country.
Brothers in Christ of /pol/, how fucked am I that I follow the doctrine of "anything but penetration isn't sex"?
Should I stop cumming on her titties and accepting nudes even if we plan to marry each other?
>>76211953
She's in school one state north of me and I almost thought she was qt. Then I read the last sentence.
>>76214438
>It's the guys fault he couldn't keep me interested
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk yyyyyyyyyyooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>2016
>pol wants virgin gf
aint happening guys. i tried too but eventualy i met girl who said she had wild times at uni, but whatever i told her i dont want to know.
>>76211953
>Catholics
>>76215596
That's completely true, anon. If you can't keep a chick interested, you deserve to be cheated on
>>76215901
I found a virgin gf. She was 18 when we met.
>>76213453
>>76213730
Nah she's legit lads.
>implying I'm converting for her
Protestant Christianity best Christianity.
>>76215052
Just fucking marry her. It's better to marry than to burn.
>>76214438
Guys match a jap on tinder, since im not a weeb i dont know shit about nip culture, please inform me
>>76213437
Psychotic faggot detected
>>76215052
Stop everything related to sex and just marry. You're cheapening the symbolism of marriage.
T H R E E S I X T E E N
>>76212835
Kek. Can confirm this.
>>76215052
Marry her senpai.
Do the moral thing.
>>76211953
A lot of idiots in this thread.
Don't you people realize that degenerates think only the New Testament matters? That is how they justify their degeneracy.
>>76216877
>>76216585
>>76217209
Obviously I want to, but neither of us could support ourselves till we're out of college and we're only Juniors at this point. I'll have to stop letting my dick out though. Thoughts on receiving nudes?
>>76211953
>/pol/ still doesn't think that Islam is the superior faith
Funny
Why do you not want a qt purr Hijabi that is eager to serve you and be bred with your children?
>>76211953
>"Abstinent"
>Profile pic is focusing on boobs
>"The lord never said my ass is off limits doe"
>"doe"
>>76217814
This is how you know she loves brown men's cocks
>>76217633
Take advantage of stupid "Christian" girls whenever you can
>>76213125
NI bro stop being a fenian heretic please, follow the girl into the light
>>76217814
Ah but see the average user doesnt get to the "the lord says" bit they see the tiddies and age, swipe right then they get sucked in and dont realise what they've got themselves into
>>76217776
because either she hates me, wants nothing to do with me and may even want me dead as her religion dictates
or she'll be turning on her faith, and how can you possibly trust a woman like that? you've already seen for yourself that Christian girls don't consider anal and oral as sex
>>76211953
>Catholic school girl
>is actually practising catholic
Yeah, okay.
>>76217990
She's far more doctrinally sound than I, but her hornyness has definitely led her to make an exception for taking her top off while making out. I'd known her for years before dating her and she's wanted to get married to a Christian man since she was a little girl
>>76217633
Well if she's fine sending nudes I'd be a bit concerned. She's obviously not moral.
>>76218144
>not converting to Islam
Why are you still a degenerate?
>>76218634
>Converting to Islam
beta cuck
>>76217776
Haji we don't want your inbred daughters go away
>>76213730
>There's basically no religious young women anyway. They're either LARPing or faking.
Correction
>There's basically no religious young women anyway IN BRITAIN. They're either LARPing or faking.
>>76218682
How exactly?
Islam is the faith of a warrior
>>76218861
I wouldn't let my daughter marry a Cucknadian anyways.
>>76219402
dirt worshipping sand niggers that condone suicide. pass
>>76219402
It's the faith of primitive pawns
>>76217776
Pls ahmed
We all know your women are hypocrite sluts who use Hymenorrhaphy before marriage.
>>76212835
>This is why I am saving money to fly to Japan and meet a pure and chaste Asian waifu
School girls are literally whoring themselves out over there
>>76214438
I truly believed the Nips weren't as degenerate as us whiteys. Turns out they are way worse.
>>76219933
Have you never watched Japanese TV? Their most popular comedy show once featured a bunch of children rubbing their bare arses on a middle-aged man's face.
>>76217633
Anon, it does not matter. You both keep yourselves pure until marriage. No blowjobs, no inappropriate touching, no nudes. Stop it.
If you both truly love each other, then wait until you both put those rings on. Life seems unstable at the moment, but taking the easy way out and compromising here and there isn't the right thing to do. Come on man, do the right thing. Encourage her to do the right thing too.
I'm joining my local church to find my virgin waifu. It may take a while
>>76219530
>suicide
>martyrdom
No
>>76219703
Only the Asian ones in Malaysia
>>76211953
you don't like anal sex?
>>76220657
have fun burning in hell, coward
>>76213437
wtf is a hot dog
>>76220786
Your poop comes out of there, dude
>>76220877
Sure thing Cletus
God will not save you
>>76221178
satan won't save you either. keep praying to rocks and fucking 9 year olds
>>76220952
Latinas are cute as hell, how are you NOT fucking their butts?
>>76221222
>Allah
>Satan
My sides
>>76213437
>hot dog
>>76221421
keep telling yourself that ahmed
>>76212835
>This is why I am saving money to fly to Japan and meet a pure and chaste Asian waifu
>>76221421
Let me handle this.
You are a dirty goatfucker. Leave this country. All Republicans and hate you, as do most independents. Mexicans and Niggers hate you as well. The only people who don't hate you are white cucks, and even they have issues with your beliefs and traditions. Go back to Pakistan Hamzah.
>>76211953
How retarded do you have to be to be religious and think that anal and oral isnt pre-marital sex?
>>76220704
The morrocans, algerians, tunisians, and turks do the same in my country, and i know they do same in the maghreb.
The degeneracy is everywhere.
>>76221693
Like many adherents to an ideology or belief, they dont know or bother to care what they fully teach. They just take the label and run with it
>>76221659
>You are a dirty goatfucker. Leave this country.
Ad Hom, into the trash
>All Republicans and hate you, as do most independents.
Republicans are cuckolds and not all independents are paranoid fags like you
>Mexicans and Niggers hate you as well
Wrong
>The only people who don't hate you are white cucks
Good, I think white girls are sexy
>Go back to Pakistan Hamzah.
My family is from Iran, I'm whiter than you Cletus
>>76221719
France makes anyone degenerate I suppose
>>76222098
islam is a lie
>>76211953
Why do cross-kikes think that sodomy somehow preserves their virginity?
>>76222224
Christianity is based off a meme, Jesus isn't God's son
You are all Jews
>>76212835
>pure and chaste Asian waifu
This meme will never die.
>>76211953
I have no idea why Catholics think pre-martial sex is a sin, yet pre-marital sodomy isn't...
I'm not deeply religious, so maybe some Catholic bros can help me out, but I believe God destroyed a city for engaging in sin and sodomy was one of the notable ones.
>>76217776
>implying muslim girls don't have anal sex with a bunch of men before they get married
>>76213437
>tfw I have that exact same pepper spray
Haven't had to use it yet, but fuck me if I get sprayed with this shit because I said "sir" instead of ma'am.
>>76222553
>implying they do
>>76222366
>claims Christianity is the one based off a meme
any and all other religions are better than that 8th century totalitarian bullshit. stay cucked
>>76222693
That's not an argument though
>>76218907
It's the same in pretty much every Western country, with the exception of some hardcore areas in the USA. Some are still culturally/nominally Christian, but you're kidding yourself if you think Britain is the only example. Hell in Iceland nobody under 25 believes in God.
>>76214438
I am not surprised. If whites are so degenerate then what did you expect from inferior races.
>>76222691
funnily enough I grew up in southern Bulgaria and everyone said this. Can't really confirm cuz no muslim friends only some turks but they were atheists.
>>76222315
I have no idea. Sodomy is listed as sin right there with fornication. I'm guessing her thought process is the husband isn't throwing his hot dog down a hallway, so he'll be none the wiser.
>>76220204
Thanks for the advice, anon. She and I have tried to stop, but I've definitely not helped her stop since every time she gets horny, I'm more than willing to feel her up.
>>76222650
>that pepe
woah
>>76215052
you're just a fucking retard
why would you ever think that? did you graduate middle school?
>>76222818
There are more Muslims under 25 in Britain than there are Christians.
Sad too, because atheists have shit birth rates and they tend to take up liberal sexuality because "why the hell not".
>>76222150
We call it Republican model
>>76222366
"don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again"
t. Joseph
>>76215052
>Should I stop cumming on her titties and accepting nudes even if we plan to marry each other?
You should just marry her already. If you "plan to", why don't you?
If you genuinely plan to marry her I don't think a little titty-fuck is a sin but the problem is... the only reason most couples don't get married is that they're not actually sure they want to.
>>76222315
Because it does. No matter how your opinion on sodomy and fellatio is, it's extremely degenerate to abandon the view that virginity is connected to the preservation of the hymen prior to defloration.
>>76222479
>I'm not deeply religious, so maybe some Catholic bros can help me out, but I believe God destroyed a city for engaging in sin and sodomy was one of the notable ones.
I'm not papist, but the two key things:
1. Normie papists are much more likely to actually accept church teaching on the fruitfulness of sexuality than normie Christians. It's not so much that they don't think anal is less of a sin, it's that they think condoms, birth control, birth control etc. are more of a sin.
2. The Bible doesn't actually say anything about men anally penetrating women. The sin of Sodom is clearly "lying with a man as with a woman"; Paul condemns male homosexuals explicitly, but says nothing about specific sexual practices.
>>76222940
You remind me of me, honestly. I'm in the same boat honestly.
>>76222937
Perhaps he finally figured out that his wife was actually a dude.
Do we have any other information on this? Because I see this image posted from time to time.
>>76223836
>virginity is connected to the preservation of the hymen prior to defloration
That's beside the point. Sodomy is explicitly described as sinful in the book; they're still defiling themselves. Anyway, it's the thought that counts: Do they really think God is stupid enough to overlook them b/c they used the "poop-hole loop-hole"? It's baffling. If you're going to be sinful, just get on with it; you can repent later. Don't dance around the sin trying to make a fool out of God.
>>76212326
>>76212835
It's not sex, it's sodomy.
>>76213927
>heavy petting
You have absolutely nailed the bible thumping attitude. I applaud you.
>>76224751
Excatly no point in half assing things
>Revelations 3:16
So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
>>76211953
I'm in love with this woman
>>76225155
IKR. I have no problem with people being hiked about their religions, but it really is cringe-worthy when they act like fucktards.
>>76218050
>fenian
>heretic
Pick one my orange mucker
>>76222691
They just fuck niggers while their cuck brothers are virgins posting mudslime propaganda on imageboards
kek
>>76213437
OC A gun and talk to her, deliberately misgender her. See if she wants to assault you now?
>>76226075
Weird
>>76217633
nah nudes are totally fine bro. Keep cumming on her tits too. These other fags are just jealous.
Lust is the only pure thing God gave to us, not love. You can not deny it.
>>76211953
>posting a picture of a guy posting a picture
your average american everyone
>>76219857
>School girls are literally whoring themselves out over there
This is why I am saving money to fly to Japan
>>76226737
>being a little bitch
Your average Canadian everyone
>>76213125
>Christian
>Church of Ireland
pick one
>>76227363
im from an eastern orthodox enviroment
females of 90s-2000s turn out to be whores 70% of the time.
>>76227363
>muh Protestant meme
The Pope denied his Syrian Christian kin from refuge in Italy, and instead let the Muslims in.
Why would you keep supporting the man who lets locusts into the Church?
>>76213125
>Changing religion for a woman and not for truth.
Pathetic
>>76224751
>Sodomy is explicitly described as sinful in the book
Where? I agree that, on natural law grounds and a broad conception of purity (and the ordained ends of sexual pleasure) anal sex is bad. But I don't think that's actually a truth of revealed religion. "Sodomy" in the Bible refers to faggotry.
>If you're going to be sinful, just get on with it; you can repent later.
Yeah you're going to hell.
>>76228215
He was saved from papism by the love of an actual Christian.
>>76228111
>Catholics have to follow everything the Pope says and does
When will this meme die?
>>76229021
It's was when God destroyed the city of Sodom, but i guess it may have been referring to homosex... Anyway, anal sex is by no means purer than conventional sex.
>>76214294
you picked 19 and abstinent isn't it. lmao
>>76211953
degenerate.
>>76229021
im legitimately curious, where do christians bring the great taboo on extramarital sex?
the bible specifically states it is only forbidden to sleep with a woman that is engaged to another man...
the taboo on extramarital sex isnt from the bible.
Irish prick here. Prods and Catholics are the most degenerate religious people alive. The amount I see with tattoos and drinking themselves to death whilst skipping church is ridiculous. I knew a wee girl called Kelly in school who was saving herself for marriage, yet had openly admitted to sucking guys off and letting them cum on her tits. Most girls use religion as a show for how pure/clean they are, but it's just that, a show. Once you pull the curtains back, behind stage they're just as bad the rest.
>christian girl showing boobs
yeah, she ain't christian.
>>76213927
>he doesn't use his Caucasian Cock to impregnate as many women as possible
>he is missing out on the Caucasian Cock Conquest
stay beta
>>76214438
>MUH FEELINGS
>>76229543
I agree in a general sense that anal sex isn't purer, but I can't easily dismiss two issues:
1. If virginity is meaningful, then there needs to be some point at which something that is as bad or moderately worse than fornication becomes better in light of preserving virginity.
2. Killing a baby is a very, very, very serious sin. The great sin of most fornicators isn't even fornication, it's that they are actively taking steps to make sure that if a baby is conceived, it can be killed, either with an abortifacient or chemical abortion.
>>76231455
You make a pretty good point. I don't really care that much anyway. I'm just an atheist who enjoys mythology; i'm not going to claim to know more about Christianity than a Catholic theology major. It just seemed kind of stupid to me.
>>76231455
How about no penetration until marriage...that seems like a Christian thing to do. It seems you have trouble controlling your urges.
Besides, the idea of sodomy being a logical replacement for vaginal sex as to preserve virginity can be medically dismissed due to the greater harm on the body presented by sodomy.
It is quite clear the anus was not evolved to be a sexual organ, though it has been abused this way (and will likely continue to do so since many people want to have sex like the pornstars). Issues such as proctitis, prolapses, fissures, UTIs, and greater risk for incurable STDs can clearly demonstrate this.
What happened to the Christian Generals.
>>76217776
muslim women are all inbred like the hillbillies of Appalachia. You think I want to have babies with that horrible genetic material?
hell no!
>>76229349
The highest person in the church is basically a cuckold
>>76232215
nice meme
>>76232257
His opinion is also entirely worthless if he's not speaking Ex Cathedra.
>The Lord never said my ass is off limits doe
How do you explain to these sluts that anal sex is still sex and that you're not a virgin if you ever had it?
>>76232432
beduins in israel are legit inbred.
>>76232815
Anal is sodomy. Fornication and sodomy are both sexual immorality. Adultery is the next logical step for such a whore.
>>76212835
You mean this mentality?
>>76233331
You knew the end before you got to it because of the dyke hair.
>>76233331
>My butt's wanted, but never had, a dick in it!
I don't think I could possibly have envisaged this current nightmare of a reality we live in.
>>76216001
kill yourself protescuck/fedoratipper
fucking degenerates
>>76224914
This
>>76231824
Ten years ago I was "an atheist who enjoys mythology" ;)
>>76231886
>How about no penetration until marriage...that seems like a Christian thing to do.
I agree it's a safer path. But there is no clear sign in the Old or the New Testament that it's as bad as fornication, let alone defloration.
> It seems you have trouble controlling your urges.
I'm married
>medically dismissed
I only made two points, did you read either of them? :/
>>76232215
>muslim women are all inbred like the hillbillies of Appalachia. You think I want to have babies with that horrible genetic material?
You moron. Think about what you just said. What's the logical problem with it?
>>76233331
Exactly. This is the POZ mentality I'm talking about. "Anal penetration takes away a girl's virginity", "All kinds of sex are sex, don't be a bigot" and "It doesn't matter whether or not she was penetrated, let's call it sexual assault instead of rape" are all along the same cultural-marxist spectrum.
What do girls get out of anal anyways? Or does knowing the man is getting off get them off?
>>76233331
There is literally nothing wrong with sentiment of this comic. I do find it hilarious that Tumblr left are self-aware of their ugliness and draws everybody in their art that way.
>>76232637
This right here as well if I do say so myself fampai
You can self-identify however you wish for as long as you walk this earth. God knows His own.
>>76233950
did I trigger you, you fucking pedo?
>>76213125
>being Irish Catholic
>marrying AN ANGLICAN
Your ancestors are rolling in their graves. Hopefully you lose your kneecaps in a punishment shooting.
>>76215052
If you are Catholic, you are going to have a really bad day when you learn what the Church teaches about how sex is supposed to be.
>>76211953
Eh. It's probably a joke. No need to be angry.
I really have to fucking know.
This "women are animals" thing is fucking satire right? I understand and have experienced first hand the countless common whores out there, but there are normal girls out there. How do you explain happy marriages and pure love? My family is full of those.
They are lying right? Or the women is hiding something right?
I just don't understand. I feel like this constant negative attitude and nihilistic ideology is degenerate and leads to inner self destruction.
>>76219402
I cannot wait until the memes start getting made with fat american fedoras talking about their "Warrior faith" of Islam while girls laugh at them
>>76235048
The fact that she is on Tinder with a boob pic while broadcasting that she majored in Theology at a Catholic University is a total embarrassment regardless of whether not she was joking about taking it in the ass.
>>76214438
>Both genders agree that "actual" cheating must involve emotion
>Both agree that men cheat according to physical desire
>Both agree that women cheat according to emotion
>Both inadvertently admit that only women can actually cheat
wew jap
>>76212835
>I dislike anal
>>76235068
>pure love
>>76237707
Not an argument
>>76218415
Keep your clothes on, nigga. What's a couple more years? Then put a ring on her finger and fuck her brains ou- i mean consumate the marriage.
>doe
Coalburner
>>76235068
>This "women are animals" thing is fucking satire right?
It's kinda satire and kinda not. The satirical part is that all women are whores: in fact, the average age at first sexual experience, average number of lifetime sexual partners, etc. is very low. Low enough to shock you if you spend too much time watching the electric jew.
But women are... maybe not animals.... maybe not children... but not fully rational in the same way animals and children are. The women in your family are good because they had good fathers, had good genes, and then found good men. Take a potentially-good woman and put her in a nasty situation and you see the animal come out.
>>76234320
>What do girls get out of anal anyways? Or does knowing the man is getting off get them off?
That's mostly it. Some girls can orgasm from it but many girls, especially teens, just get a thrill out of being wanted.
>>76212326
ALL Christians pick and choose what to follow in the bible. Many are against gays and gay marriage yet ignore the next sentence of that quote that talks about how eating pork, wearing certain clothing material, and having tattoos is just as bad.
>>76240933
>muh pork Christian hypocrites hurr
Confirmed for never reading the Bible, old Law is only something that Jews follow.
>>76232432
not really, most in the ME especially arabs and pakis, afghans, and muslims around the horn of Africa are severely inbred
>>76211953
I've actually heard girls say this. They think as long as they don't take it in the pussy they stay pure.
>>76240933
> He answered, ‘Have you not read that the one who made them at the beginning “made them male and female” [Genesis 1:27], and said, “For this reason a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh” [Genesis 2:24]? So they are no longer two, but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let no one separate.’
That's Jesus talking about marriage. Notice how it says nothing about pork and shit? Because that's the OT you're talking about.
>"..and witting this thing, that the law is not set to a just man, but to unjust men and not subject, to wicked men and to sinners, to cursed men and defouled, to slayers of father, and slayers of mother, to manslayers [witting this thing, that the law is not put to a just man, but to an unjust and not subject, to unpious men and sinners, to cursed men and defouled, to slayers of fathers, and slayers of mothers, to menslayers] and lechers, to them that do lechery with men, lying-mongers and forsworn, and if any other thing is contrary to the wholesome teaching."
You're an idiot that doesn't understand Matthew 5:17 or you don't realise that the New Testament also is against fags and fag marriage.
>>76212835
>>76212835
You would be amazed by how much Japanese people fucking hate you. Just fuck off.
>>76211953
What, don't you want to be with a nice Catholic girl who's been cornholed by everyone in a 20 mile radius?
