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RAMADAN 2016 STARTS TODAY JUNE 5 2016 AND WILL END ON JULY 5
>THE COUNTDOWN HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/05/22/world/isis-more-attacks-ramadan/
http://freebeacon.com/national-security/islamic-state-threatens-terror-attacks-u-s-europe/
https://www.almasdarnews.com/article/isis-leader-calls-terrorist-attacks-us-eu-ramadan/
--->>Guess location and day of the next terror attacks<<---
>Manhunt for 20 religious radicals in Kazakhstan
https://www.rt.com/news/345468-kazakhstan-shooting-hostages-attacks/
>Bus full of Czech tourists shot at
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36455641
Nothing is going to happen. Ramadan is a peaceful time of fasting and prayer
>>76197357
>religion of peace
If nothing happens in the month of Ramadan I'm leaving /pol/ forever.
>>76197357
Peaceful time for a beach party like last year
>>76197290
Nothing is going to happen. Delete this stupid shit now.
>>76197432
ISIS did the same threats last year, and nothing happened (in Europe).
>>76197357
>Islam Is a peaceful religion, Islamic Extremists are not Islamic despite them following the teachings of the Quran.
>>76197290
I hope Zeus/Baal has a gift for them this year too.
Whats up with all the shills in ramadan threads saying shit isn't going to happen when it's already started?
>>76197541
Ok m8
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Ramadan_attacks
You're in for a treat.
>>76197432
Bye.
London
June 10th
I must go
I'm so comfy right now. I have realized that this kind of things really entertains me. Am I becoming an asshole?
>>76197774
reported
>>76197290
Wouldn't Ramadan be the perfect time to fight Muslims since they'll be tired and weak from a lack of food and water?
>>76197290
actually it's june 6th to july 7th according to wikipedia
>>76197671
what are you on about
>>76197432
You are here forever.
>>76197661
Indeed, like Hitler had nothing to do with nazism and shit doesn't actually stink.
>>76197868
I'm certain they have a rule that allows them to ignore feasting in such cases.
What are the odds of them blowing up the opening match of the Euros on Friday? It's the "holy" day after all.
>>76197290
Paris
June
11th
>>76197973
Osamas humble crane
>>76197854
You aren't alone, I also get very excited and comfy when happenings are around the corner.
>>76197868
Ramadan has the most bullshit definition of "Fasting" ever. You just can't eat during the day. As soon as the sun goes down, its party time. Many of the idiots don't even work, and just skip the day time "fasting and contemplation" by sleeping through it, and wake up at sunset to join the party.
O great and wise KEK ,tell us wich French city will be attacked?
11-Paris
22-Marsel
33-Toulouse
44-Dijon
55-Lyon
66-Brodeaux
77-Strasbourg
88-Lille
99-some minor city
tripple - multiple attacks
>>76198486
>>76198486
Paris for sure
>>76198486
Chchcheckem
>>76198486
first for paris
>>76198486
Divine will of Kek, show us the way!
>>76198486
>>76198486
Going for the gold.
>>76197854
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Ramadan_attacks
>Attack in London
>ISIS flee to the London underground and start shooting randomly
>SAS have a shoot out with them
>Someone films the whole thing
A man can dream.
>>76197854
I want terrorist attacks sooner
I cheer up on Muslims attacks, so we could start Race War before it is too late with too much ragheads in the West
>>76197659
Wrong. There was that day they had 3 attacks: the tunisian beach, the beheading with the isis flag in your country, and some other bombing in another shithole
>>76198486
rolls for Lord KEK
This thread is so comfy.
So comfy that it's so slow.
But when that first happening begins..
>>76198486
Fag you cant do it again you dumb fuckup. Thats not how meme magic works.
>>76198486
GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD O GREAT AND WISE KEK
>>76199240
>>76198486
france
>>76198486
going to paris in 3 weeks can I die?
>>76197290
2 hours 8 mins till sundown.
GET HYPE
>>76198486
You are false prophet
Only trips will show us true one
>>76199240
There's already been a bombing in Romania.
>>76199419
What happens at sundown?
>>76197659
You're pretty fucking wrong about that.
>>76197765
Nigger
>>76198042
Pretty much.
>>76198486
aloha snackbar
>>76199446
check em
>>76199448
Bullshit.
>>76199480
it.
>>76197659
That was before migrants from Syria settled in, get ready for a long fucking month anon.
>>76199410
Lets just get this out of the way now:
#NotAllMuslims #IStandWithATTACKEDCITYHERE
Glory to the KEK ,shame on false prophets
>>76199480
magical things
>>76198327
Even in death he still provides lulz.
PRAISE KEK
Is David Cameron going to make a special Ramadan address to The New Englishmen like last time?
>>76199480
Ramadan officially begins at sundown.
>tfw your country is so irrelevant that terrorists overlook it.
>>76198486
Rerollin for kek.
ITS TIME FOR THE EVER AMAZING RAMADAMADINGDONG ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 2016!!!!!
>>76198486
Want to attack a city?
Why not LA?
>>76199619
It was not a bomb, it was a gas tank or something like that
>>76199558
IT WHAT?
>>76199619
OH FUCK
HAPPENING
>>76199653
>tfw they bomb the canal
>>76199619
It was confirmed to be a gas explosion.
And they propably wouldn't lie about it.
>>76197357
>religion of peace meme
>>76198486
MULTIPLE ATTACKS
>>76197671
greek occultist guy
>>76198486
Strasbourg, Mont St Michel and Lyon get
>>76198486
MULTI CULTI ATTACKS
>>76198486
dubs dubs dubs
>>76199877
Nuke on France
>>76199877
wat
>>76199959
welp, too bad
>>76198486
London hopefully
>>76198486
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>76199877
KEK wills it.
>>76199877
FUCK
Praise KEK
>>76199619
You mean a bunch of stupid Romanians had a gas leak? Wow, who the fuck cares?
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/57546dfe6fe41-tyrone-laughs-at-your-misery.php
>>76199877
HE HAS SPOKEN
>please be euro parliament that blows
>>76199877
>>76198486
One more try. It needs to happen!
>>76199480
I get hype for the hound returning in GoT oh and I get to watch libcucks defend people blowing themselves up on twitter.
>>76200044
GIVE THOSE TRIPPY DUBS BACK
THIS ISN'T RIGHT, THAT WAS OURS!
>>76199619
>>76199705
>>76199768
Well, after the sonic boom story (possibly linked to this http://katehon.com/article/russia-respond-nato-aggression-hypersonic-vectors ) it wouldn't surprise me at all
>>76199877
PROPHESIED
>>76197290
this is perfect, more people will hate them now, more of their fighters will defect, thank god for ISIS stupidity
happy ramadan
>Literally cause mayham during june
>Cause so much chaos that brexit is pushed to the point where everyone will want it
It's almost like they don't realize what will happen.
>>76199877
je suis Strasbourg
No thread theme?
>>76198486
Paris again
>>76200226
...Libya has internet?
>>76200254
I prefer my candy crushed
>>76200254
I don't like poprocks and warheads
>>76200303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1C-GXQ1LdY
>>76200303
>>76200044
Maybe this
>>76199653
> A MAN A PLAN A CANAL PANAMA
>Read that shit backwards
it's instructions for a literal terrorist attack.
>>76199689
With your host olley murrrrrr.
>>76200226
Fuck off, you're hogging the internet to shitpost on /pol/?
Just remember that whatever happens IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ISLAM
>>76200436
>>76197686
Not disagreeing, but how has it already started? Links, not needed, am a belieber.
>>76200529
>>76200580
A bus was shot at with Czech teenagers inside in France
>>76200333
We found prophet of KEK in this thread!
>>76197541
Fuck off Mohammad
>>76200333
explain why you think we dont
>>76199877
>>76200011
aw sheeeeiiiit
>>76198486
Paris GET.
How do you avoid being a target?
>>76200777
By not importing tons of shitskins into your country.
>>76200777
By those trips
>>76200777
You just avoid big cities
>>76198486
>>76199877
can't be Lyon, nothing ever happens in Lyon
Ramadan , 2017.
>>76200494
whats with this meme that we have no internet?
>>76200884
rekt
>>76200348
kek
I can't help but wonder if we're taking this too seriously. I mean, I've been on /pol/ all day and it's like The Purge is about to begin instead of some muslim holiday.
>>76200011
>kek vult
>11
confirmed
>>76199877
Shit not Strasbourg please
>>76199755
check'd
>>76200999
Trip.s confirm, Strasbourg target
>>76200999
Your digits betray you, old boy
>>76200999
Don't worry.
You've countered the happening with your trip.
>>76200999
Trips means multiple attacks, no? Multiple attacks it is, straight from France itself
>>76200699
Libya isn't even a proper country anymore since Gadaffi's gone. Not a single shred of civilization, so probably no internet either.
>>76200999
>>76200955
>>76200944
>>76200777
>>76200699
>>76200333
>>76200499
>>76200166
>>76200044
>>76200011
>>76199877
HE IS HERE
>>76200999
too late , m8
>>76201155
>>76201138
>>76201129
>>76201108
Ok we're fucked, i'm going innawood for the next month
What about America?
>>76200011
>Bataclan II: Electric Boogaloo
>>76200955
this
it's not as if as soon as the sunsets that muslims are just all gonna blow up , yeah it's likely there will be an attack or something during ramadan, but i don't get why these are waiting till sunset, they normally do attacks in daytime also because of casualty count
everyones sleeping at night time
>>76201262
Leave now then, shit is going down tonight
>>76197290
>tfw sister is going to Paris this month
ww3 by july 4th. Kek wills it
>>76200999
>>76201330
Except mudslim because they can eat only at night and sleep all day. There are even some business in my town that allow shitskin to not come some days during the ramadan
>>76198486
>tfw low dubs
>>76198676
>>76198678
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>>76199192
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>>76199410
>>76199446
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>>76199673
>>76199690
>>76199780
>>76199909
>>76199877 Bless Kek and his Prophet. Goodbye Strasbourg. Best one to be ded.
>>76200006
>>76200003
>>76199916
>>76200102
>>76200317
>>76200731
>>76200901
>all repetetive digits
DEUS KEK
E
U
S
K
E
K
>>76197661
I actually read you are not supposed to wage jihad during Ramadan. Correct me if I'm wrong, tho.
>>76201348
I think i'll just stay comfy and enjoy the happening
>>76200940
are you gaddafis son?
>>76197432
It always happening. I can tell you that here every single here the sandniggers gone wild during the ramadan. The lack of food and the preacing in the mosques just drive them nuts.
>>76201678
Same m8, where do you live? Far from a big city I hope
>>76201611
http://www.amust.com.au/2016/06/ramadan-let-your-jihad-begin/
Technically, you are supposed to wage jihad at Ramadan.
>>76197290
How about ramadan+zika/ebola ?
>>76201195
ISIS are almost defeated, they only have Sirt left, the GNC(Muslim brotherhood) gave up and gave what it had left to Al Sarraj ending the conflict, Economy has gone up, the currency has gone up with it being the strongest in Africa and stronger than Saudi Arabia.
Petrol costs 0.15 a gallon cheapest on the planet, investments are up, foreign shipment is up since Qaddafi was killed and has opened up friendly relations with everyone.
if you actually give a fuck about Geo politics or have a shred on intelligence you would look up something before mindlessly talking about you
>>76201742
Ouais, je suis dans un village paumé en Moselle, tu es d'où toi ?
>>76201678
You should go to Lutzelbourg m8, place is comfy as fuck and next to a huge forest.
>>76201699
The nose knows , confirmed by digits
>>76202010
Une ville de merde dans les Bouches-du-Rhône
>>76201970
I can't take someone with a fucking MOON on his flag seriously. You're all ISIS for all I care.
I'm going to Paris next week
Should I be scared?
>>76202130
Ignorance is bliss, since your entire life is the internet why dont you look up everything i said, if you prove me wrong i will convert
>>76202302
yes
>>76202014
I live like 10km from there, you lived there ?
>>76202302
Don't be. Just buy a coffin before you leave
Kek bless me with dubs
>>76202116
Ah tant que c'est pas une grosse ville, c'est bon, les chances pour la france sont pas trop présente
>>76202368
I've got better things to do than read up on an African shithole. Like shitposting here.
>>76202426
Nah, stayed there while on a bike tour. Was fucking gorgeous, hope it hasn't been overrun with Muslims yet.
>>76202602
moins de 30000 habitants, ça passe tranquille
>>76201970
Glad to see it's turning around for the Libyans, hope you can keep extremists at bay or execute/exile them when this is over.
if post number lands between 05-30 it will be the date of the biggest attack.
>>76198486
Rolling that triple murder brah
>>76197290
RAMADAN! RAMADAN! RAMADAN! RAMADAN! RAMADAN!
>>76202814
>14
TRUMPS BIRTHDAY
>>76202657
this is a politics board and you wont even look into and issue you think you know anything about, you are whats wrong with this board, continue shitposting and mindlessly browsing while patting your self on the back for being "redpilled".
fucking idiot
>>76202814
Any big events happening on the 14th? Kek has spoken lads.
>>76197357
How much does your rabbi pay you to shill like this?
>>76202977
ISIS' present to him will be more incentive to hate Muslims. Praise kek
>>76202684
Nope, not a single one. The vallée de la Bièvre and vallée de la Zorn habitants are pretty redpilled. If you come back someday, drop by to see the plan incliné, it's a pretty cool thing
>>76203000
Shit achmed, don't get so riled up or you might explode
>>76203186
>Lorraine
>not German flag
haha, this must be broken
>>76202757
they are only brave in numbers, they turn to cowards the minute they are captured and revel any info just from the fear of torture, i honestly believe they are just socially awkward or mentally ill people who took up a cause and are now fighting for what they deem in right, sort of like if /pol/ creates its own terror group but with Muslims
>>76203000
IS will dominate Libya. They are expanding from Sirte, and taking some towns west and east. They will dominate inshallah.
>>76202738
T'es posé là alors. J'espère que va y'avoir un truc qui se passe ce soir :^)
>>76198486
Looks like NOTHING happens and evil has been kept at bay for another day.
>>76198486
Paris 2.0
>>76203280
>>76198486
It's going to be Germany/UK this time.
France has already paid their blood price.
>it's a happening thread again
Like a fucking clockwork. Every two or three months the happening desire of /pol/ users reaches critical mass and people try to come up with something to make happening threads. In the end nothing will happen.
>>76200011
I SUMMON THE SPIRIT OF KEK TO FULFIL THE PROPHECY
sundown soon
>>76198486
BRAZIL!!!
>>76199877
O SHIT
>>76203280
ELSASS LOTHRINGEN FREI
>>76203523
>cross ception
>>76197432
Shit will define try happen. The question is will it happen in the west?
>>76203237
>>76203000
well done libya, netherlands im disappointed. Acting no better than a feminist right now. Just keep spouting buzzwords instead of engaging in an argument
by the power of kek, a michigan city will be bombed and trump will win the presidency
>>76203343
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you make me laugh, they are so fucking pathetic, they ahve stopped going on the offensive, last invasion was on Sabratah and they took out 7 soldiers and took 40 casualties, since then they have been managing Sirt and sending refugees to Europe with their recruiters.
the day ISIS win here is the day flying pigs land on the frozen plain of hell
>>76203486
Only way to know for sure is to wait it out, every 2-3 years in summer or ramadan something happens. Lebanon conflict, Russia invasion of georgia, """""Arab """"""Spring""""""""""""""" ISIS Russia intervention in Syria, were due a big one this year since we haven't had a terrorist attack in years.
>>76203371
la même, mais à mo avis ça sera plutot dans le mois pas ce soir
>>76203937
I'm sure ghaddafi thought the same thing, just before the knife raped him, you seem to overestimate the loyalty of Muslims.
>>76203984
Ouais, je me fais pas trop d'illusions. Mais ce qui est sûr c'est que l'Euro et le ramadan, ça va pas faire bon ménage
>>76203984
>la même
LA MÊME TRÈS DANKE
>>76198486
>>76203486
> In the end nothing will happen.
HAHA, HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE 23RD OF SEPTEMBER? SHIT DEFINITELY WENT DOWN THAT DAY M8
>>76204168
why would we want to join ISIS? seriously answer me this question.
they want to instate barbaric laws that might have worked 1400 years ago and force us to only read from the quran for educational puropses.
i put Knowledge at forefront of human goals and ISIS oppose this.
Gaddafi was egotistical and a Socialist, his gold dinar plan would have caused the US and France to invade us Iraq style and we would be a failed shithole, taking him out was necessary if we were to survive.
look into the facts of why Libyans fought gaddafi so much despite the good things he did and you will see that he made alot more bad decisions than good
Will I get London bombing for my birthday tomorrow, lord Kek?
>>76199877
>>76200011
>>76198486
Rollin' for Dijon because their mustard is awesome
>>76205109
mah nigga
>>76198486
well i guess ill roll as well
>>76204885
Hopefully
>>76197290
Nothing will fukken happen
They can just say "terror" now and everybody shits themselves, they don't even have to do any attacks anymore.
>>76203343
If ISIS touches one of the Berber tribes, they will unleash a hell they will regret.
Berbers all over Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia and Europe will come down to destroy the wahabi stooges with bare hands.
Keep me posted, lads
>>76204592
I wish more Libyans felt the same way, unfortunatly not all people from the muslim world trust knowledge gained from non koranian sources, you have your fundamentalists we have ours , god I wish I could leave this planet.
>>76205449
>What is Paris?
>What is Brussels?
>What is Charlie Hebdo?
>What is San Bernadino?
>What is Metrojet 9268?
>What is EgyptAir MS804?
>>76203186
>plan incliné
Noice, I'll have to check it out. Hopefully that hotel by the bierstube in Lutzelburg is still serving venison, I missed out last time.
>>76198486
>>76199877
>>76200011
>>76205533
Strasbourg, Paris and Toulouse! Kek has spoken! All hail Kek!
>>76197290
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/04/us/ramadan-non-muslims-etiquette-guide/
>>76205863
Holy shit I just realized that 77, 33, and 11 are all in the same eye. Kek truly wills it!
>>76205533
they already are unleashing hell.
the Tamazigh are really good soldiers, ISIS were doing well until they entered Kekla in the west, they took it over quickly but were bombarded just hours later from all nearby mountains and city's, they were kicked out in less than a week and that started their decline, i was there at the time but didn't go when Military pushed forward into ISIS territory and took back Ajdabeah and Beni Walid.
now all they have left is Sirt which is thier stronghold and a couple of villages where they have some trucks parked or some shit, they are gonna get fucked by the Tribes from the west and Haftars army in the east.
they will most likely escape to Europe since Sirt is a hotbed of refugee activity so some naval activity is necessary to stop them
Hey faggots, I'm gonna rename Israel in my game.
I need suggestions
>>76197290
Is Greece safe?
>>76205971
Not to mention that 99 is in there as well
>>76200999
> mfw it's too warm to get comfy
fucking 25°C
>>76206088
>rename Israel
Jacob
>>76206094
KKE and GD are upon you..
>>76206094
exams period at uni, greekbro, will metro be kill?
>>76206099
Strasbourg confirmed
>>76197290
Please delete this fear mongering.
Even if something does happen, because you are predicting it, that means ISIS wins.
>>76199877
>>76200011
>>76200999
Sacre bleu!
Ramadan shows respectable discipline that a lot of westerners don't have.
You have to agree with this /pol/ right?
I would be so happy if Germany had several major attacks, preferably on Jews. There's no way Germany could resist protecting the jews. That might finally wake them up.
>>76206307
>>76206099
KEK WILLS IT
>>76206444
>>76206364
RIP France, you truly will not be missed. De Gaulle is turning over in his grave because of the way France has gone
>>76197290
Made a pepe in prep for this.
I reckon Somewhere in France the happening will occur
>>76206382
as cuck'd as ever aye faggoty Frenchmen? a year and half and over 100 deaths at the hand of Jihadists and you want to throw them a morsel of respect. Just kill yourself.
Walk into the Mediterranean (or Atlantic whichever) and drown.
It's going to be us again
>>76200999
Rip anon, but praise Kek
>>76205857
Yes, i remember seeing it on the menu last time i ate there. About this hotel, did you knew that Hitler came to celebrate christmas in 40 there ?
>>76206565
nice pepe mate
>>76206444
I'm not saying im for it, but if it happens, im comfy.
>>76206588
Checked.
>>76201882
There are differences though. There's a greater and lesser jihad.
>>76206588
Of course it will be, nice dubs
>>76206444
Our Lord has spoken!
Praise KEK!
>>76206588
oui oui oui my stinky frog friend
