Give me one good reason you have not bowed down to the almighty Beaknigger Master race?
We emus can.
>run 50km/h
>fuck yo white bitches with our giantic feathery cock
>defeat your military with ease bare handed
>got better music and singing than you do
>we can jump when you white boyz can't
>we had an acient kingdom until you evil whiteys came along and stole it from us
>we are more athletic
>we git bitches
>we rule aussieworld
So... Are you ready for #CuckADoodleDooTime or #EmuRaceWar?
>>76179941
Tupicial aussie. Running away from the strong proud Emu
>>76179941
They're scared.
>>76180195
Fuckin racist aussies everytime maaan. Al we wanna do is culturally enrich yal
>>76180385
>>76180385
I know, right? Limp-dicked Aussie faggots.
>>76179941
Fuck you, Emu, the only reason for your success is that you have created systemic speciesism, stealing straya cunts science and culture.
Shit-posting to a whole new level
>>76180759
Ther is no speciesism against homungs nigga, specism is powa pluz predjudice
DELETE THIS
>>76179941
I'd rather not breed with emus if our kids had weird feet like those.
>>76180836
That's coming from the shitposting master race.
>>76180836
Sheeitposting, naw spegettinigga, just tellin et how it is. Da stralyun keepin me down
>>76180908
U jealous becaus you have micropenis white boi
>>76180947
*SMACKS BEAK*
DAS SPECIEST!, ARE YOU PART OF THE KFC? NIGGA?!
>>76180953
DAS RITE!
>>76181325
God that's scary. How can dem strayaconts copulate with that?
>>76181472
Becuz dem grillz want dat big 2ft emu dikk boi
>>76181516
Oh shieeet das roit.
>>76181582
Dey know we wuz kingz n sheeit 2? Look at da eyptian gods, dey be burdz like uz
Emus don't even have dicks
>>76179941
lil dik wite human mufuggas can't even compete with by big black beak
>>76181686
wot
>>76181686
Daz a speciest lie created by the stralyian media. We emus have huge diks
How can australian men even compete?
>>76181734
DAS RITE MY BEAKNIGGA!
>>76181953
Dey can't. Look at dat bitch getting ready to ruffle feathea
>>76181953
dem tits dough.
>>76182154
Daz nuffin compared 2 emu tits. We be hitomi tanaka n sheeit
>>76179941
EMUS DONR HAVE A COCK THEY HAVE A CLOACA
BASICALLLY BIRD BOIPUCCI
SHIT AND PISS AND JIZZ ALL COME OUT THE SAME HOLE
YOU CAN FUCK THE HOLE
Emus be stealin dem resources and don't be investin in no programs for de community, nome sane, mate?
>>76182359
i trust japan for all my animalfucking information
thank you based nippon
>>76182359
>>76182471
>>76182359
YO WRONG WONG WE HAS GIANT KOCK. YOU JUST CRAVING DAT VIETNAMESE "GIRLZ" AGAIN. *SMACKS BEAK* DISGUSTING. YELLIW PPL BAKA
>>76182454
Naw maen, da whit men have tons of muney, why can't the help a poor hatchin out?
>>76179941
Emus are 100% better than minority members of the democratic party. Much more civilized, much stronger, they produce great feathers and meat, and they can run even faster than Usain Bolt. I, for one, think we should breed these things for gigantism and start riding around on Chocobos while gunning down cucks and mudslime.
not a single aussie in this thread, they're building the cuck menageries
>>76182945
Yus, we hav gud meet das why aussie grills want dat emu dik.
>>76183042
That's because it's 1am here, all that effort from the OP for nothing. Isn't timezones included in Common Core?
>>76183042
Dey can't defet us, they must accept deir fate of being cuckstrallianz
>>76183155
U just cryin because u know ye want fat emu dikkkk
>>76183155
Also we don need no education. Barock Obeakma tol me so
>>76181734
sauce?
>>76182736
I think ducks are the only birds that have cocks...
>>76184709
Correction:
>Most birds don't. There are almost 10,000 species of birds and only around 3 percent of them have a penis. These include ducks, geese and swans, and large flightless birds like ostriches and emus. But eagles, flamingos, penguins and albatrosses have completely lost their penises.
http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/06/06/how-chickens-lost-their-penises-ducks-kept-theirs/
>>76184873
>>76184709
Japz was wrong. We emus got diiiiikkkk
>>76184873
Valuable information on a shitposting thread? Impressive. Most impressive.
>>76185165
Valueable?
>>76186520
Yes, I want to know how many different ways there are to fuck birds. Don't you?
I'm going to make so many shekels from this new fetish. Already purchased beaked.au
Requesting that wikipedia overview of the Emu glorious victory
Secretary Commander here. Been training in England in preparation for the Retaking of Birdstralia.
Ask me anything.
We've been training in the heartland of Australia for decades now, paid for by ANGLO gold that they have liberated from the ARYAN.
We have legions of Cockatoos, Cockatiels, Wedge Tailed Eagles, Cassowary's and Emus.
We even have the 3rd Volunteer Secretarybird Legion and a whole battalion of Reas ready.
You are so fucking dead you cunt bogans. There will be no survivors
>>76179941
omg fucking asusies breeding tengu...what have you done
>>76187074
Here is a picture of the 43rd Cockatiel Armoured Division. These cockatiels operate a form of Blitzbird warfare, there filthy Australians will not know what hit them when burst out from the bush.
>>76186734
Das ritte
notice the lack of Aussies ITT. Too afraid to admit their defeat to the BEC (Big Emu Cock)
Fucking Emus. There's a farm full of those beakniggers right down the road from where I live in Texas. They're all faggots.
Ostriches are worse though. We had an ostrich boom a while back, and now nobody wants them, but they keep breeding. Worse than beakniggers. They're like beakspics
Oh wait, I found it
>>76187008
>>76187074
>>76187212
>>76187226
>>76187234
I'm going to die laughing.
>>76187008
I request a free subscription for zoology research, greatest ally.
>>76187212
>>76187074
Yall gud, Commander in Beak Erone here. Got 3,000 emus reddy 2 fite
>>76187403
And they're going to die screaming as we kick them all to fucking death. DIE BOGANS DIE
BIRDSTRALIA FOR THE BIRDS
MAMMALS OUT
Spazzie McGee is an old war veteran, he has lead numerous raids during the Emusurgency.
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little featherless bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Avian Warlords, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Brisbane, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Ratite warfare and I’m TOP BIRD in the entire Avian Armed Forces (AAF). You are nothing to me but just another bag of meat to kick and split I will wipe you the fuck out with precision strikes the likes of which has never been seen before on the Australasian continent, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across South America, Africa and Australia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, mammal. The storm that wipes out the pathetic things that we call 'bogans'. You’re fucking dead, Aussiecunt. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my beak. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the AAF and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” war was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking machine guns. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn aussie cumstain. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, mammal.
>>76187857
Excellent to hear correspondence again from you Commander. We have been administering more combat training to our Paramiltarykeets in preparation for the final assault this Christmas.
Why can't these humies just accept that their women want the BEC? You worship the BEC, put it on all your tvs, and it conquers your porn sites.
Emus are born with the bird gene, and it's what your women want.
I'll be that Emu.
>>76179941
WE
>>76188387
*turns on universal translator*
We need to have a blitzkreig ready right before Dec 20 can you do that?
>beaked
KEK
>>76188602
WUZ
>>76188788
>>76188788
>>76189420
That's right, nigger.
I love this thread.
YO WAIT HOL HOL UP
>>76189420
When I saw this picture from a distance I thought it was a sandnigger in a blue costume.
>>76190275
HOL UP
*PECKS CORN*
WHAT YOU TRYIN TO SAY
*STICKS HEAD IN GROUND*
IS
*CHASES AN AUSTRALIAN WHITE BOI DOWN*
THAT WE
*KICKS OSTRICH FAGS*
THAT WE WUZ
*CHASES CAR OFF OF THE ROAD*
THAT WE WUZ
*FUCKS WHITE WIMENS*
KANGZ N SHIET MANE
*GIVE BITCHES THE BIG EMU COCK*
*IMPREGNATE TEN AUSTRALIAN BITCHES WITH ONE LOAD OF EMU CUM*
*LEAVE THE BITCHES*
*COLLECT BIRDFARE CHECK*
SHIEEET MAN WE GOTS DIS
I would unironically bend over and gladly get railed by an emu. male btw.
>>76190707
Shiet mane dam strate u be takin the BEC
>>76190627
*smacks beak* DAS RITE NIGGUA
>>76190797
DAS RITE
>>76190707
Join the Emu Waffen SS and you can be railed all night long, they are always looking for sympathisers or those ready to forsake the cause of the mammal for that of the avian.
AVIANS NEED A HOME.
AUSTRALIA FOR THE AVIANS
>>76190936
#SS_AVIANSTRALIA2016
>>76190627
SO STRONG AND BIRDLY
PLEASE BREED US OH MIGHTY EMU
MIXED RACE CHICKENS
>>76190355
Black Palm Cockatoo can crack an Aussies skull between its beak. They are ruthless killers.
AYO HUMAN BOYS. I HEARD YOU THINK YOU SUM SHIT OR SUMMIN.
HOWS IT FEEL TO KNOW ALL YO WIMMEN WANT THE BEC BEHIND YO BACK?
YOU BITCH BOYS ALSO PAY FOR MY FOOD AND SHIT TOO HUMMA.
HOWS IT FEEL TO BE A BITCH FOR THE BEC
WE
>>76191178
Chickemu Avian Master Race
HEIL National Avian Zone Institute!
>Beaknigger
>>76191439
WUZ
>>76191500
>>76191576
KANGZ
>>76191721
Join me Cassawarlord to victory of the Avian Race!
>>76191787
DAS RITE
ayo white bois dis bitch I BEAKED last night she nutted my BIG EMU COCK all night
>>76191948
Iz she part of #ForeverFeatherGals2016 beak nigga
>>76192157
shiet mane u knew it #getbeakednosheets
>>76191941
YEEEEAH BOI
>>76192349
That is just lit a s f mane
>>76188602
Ayooo some cruzadzas up in herrreeee
>>76190797
Yeeeeh boi
Holy fucking shit what the fuck is this place.
>>76193161
Mane we has ascended into our truu forum. U be witnessin histroy the white bois took our civilization N shiet and now we be takin it all back, we wuz space trevlin wile u white bois been in caves shieeet lmao keep it 100
>>76193161
Emupost heaven my friend. Our influence has grown. Aussies will go the way of the Pajeet.
>>76193452
You have done well, my young apprentice. Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen it.
>>76193366
I KNOW RITE FÀM FROM 0 TO 100
SMASH DAT MUTHFUCKING DUBS BUTTON
>>76193452
Shitposters drowning in emus.
What a dream.
>>76193707
Avianstrallia will rise from the ashes of our enemies like a great pheonix! WE WILL RECLAIM WHAT IS OURS
>>76191305
>same eyes
>same expression
>same color
Which one is the father and which is the son?
>>76193762
THIS ISN'T SHIT POSTING IT'S EMUPOSTING
ITS THE NEXT LEVEL BOIIII
>>76193974
That sir is an important life question.
Which came first?
The nigga or the egg?
>>76194303
Bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh look look look look ayo hol up did u knew that the emu cume first and is eternal?? #staywokefam
>>76194533
Dank thanks emufam. We wuz alwayz here.
>>76181686
Actually ostrich's and emus do have dicks.
>>76194948
DAZZZ RITE
>>76193366
Only truuuu beakniggas understand dis feelin 100 100
>>76179941
>>76195962
>filename
We wuz da reel africins n sheeo
>>76195962
Dem niggas fear the emu
>>76194948
True.
>>76197528
Da dindu and dindemu are natural compettitorz
>>76197629
Daz nasti yo! He need 2 wash
>>76197802
yeh, das naaaastey.
>>76182257
>i can fap to this
>>76200041
Dat look gud 2 me!
