If you saw him out in the street and no one was around, what would you do?
Take a picture, and be on my way.
Thank him for his devotion and service to the United States
>>76172979
ask him for some money
Kiss his feet
Nothing, Mr. FBI-- I mean, Canadian Proxy-- I mean, SJW Blogger.
>>76172979
Hand him a copy of this book and politely tell him he is going to kill this nation with his ideas
http://www.iea.org.uk/publications/research/scandinavian-unexceptionalism-culture-markets-and-the-failure-of-third-way-soc
>>76172979
call the police cause I don't want to get raped
>>76172979
Tell him he's a good person but he shouldn't run in politics.
>>76173117
Friendly reminder that this user is a spic.
pull his pants down or do some childish shit, you know he is old as fuck and wouldn't even hit anybody
Probably leave him alone because he's got better things to do.
But if he were bored I'd talk to him about what he wants to accomplish.
>>76172979
Tell him the road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Talk to him about Debs and Vonnegut and the people like him who wanted America to be great.
Ask him to sign a Jew flag
>>76172979
Absolutely nothing. He has no accomplishments in the senate and anybody who stayed in the race against Hillary would have done as well or better than him.
>>76172979
Tell him Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>76172979
id ask him if he gives me something for free
like a few million dollars or so in $27 bills
Nothing, to do anything would put you at leftist level.
Shake him by the hand and congratulate him for capturing the political imaginations of the younger generation, and for being honest about his open socialism.
You know where you are with Saunders, you can't say that for most of 'em. Socialism is bullshit, of course.
>>76172979
Physically remove.
contact local nursing home and notify them that they have a runner.
>>76172979
>even speaking with this filthy Jew commie
Why are media outlets turning up the saturation on pics of white people. It's making everybody look red.
>>76172979
tell him i think hes a faggot and full of shit
>>76172979
Call the nursing home.
Talk to him.
He's actually a pretty cool gut, but his politics are shit.
Uf it was Hillary, I'd kill her. If I could get away with it.
>>76172979
Thank him for proving that jewish bolshevism is real.
Nothing. In a free country people can say whatever they want. Freedom of speech has a higher priority than the left-right political class. Only freedom-hating manchildren would do anything.
I would even protect my political opponent if he got attacked.
>>76172979
Tell him about Sweden and what immigration has done to our socialist heaven and hope that he changes his mind about the whole immigration subject.
If not.. then.. fuck.
Thank him for convincing me to vote Republican in my first election.
>>76173280
it was never free though, that's propaganda
Myself and my four brothers were all raised on govt. benefits and now we're all tax-paying white collars. It's like an investment. Paying it forward except it actually works because you'll go to prison if you don't.
>>76173345
*leaves proudly while readjusting maga hat*
>Pretend I donated
>Demand a refund
>dress up as black muslim and tackle him without repercussions
>>76173508
Sanders would use his powerful judeo-bolshevik skills to talk you in to investing in Venezuela.
>>76172979
Ask him for a ride in his Audi R8.
>>76173470
You and your brothers are the minority. Good for you though.
>>76173392
>Thank him for proving that jewish bolshevism is real.
And? Aren't you forgetting something?
>>76172979
Shake his hand and just say, "Thank you for everything, you're a good man".
>>76173673
Idk there are to options
>give him cuck rimjob, promise to build giant holocaust 6 gazillion memorial over Germany
>pull Walther PP out of your Jacket and do what needs to be done
> still undecided
>>76173470
But what about us that didn't accept handouts and have to pay for you leaches anyways?
>>76172979
Ask him what he'd name his third post office, if he was going to be a senator (and alive) in another 20 years.
You can only expect so much from one man.
>>76173886
You can't really escape the use of public services, so I don't think you have the right to call anybody a leech. Especially those who end up paying for the same services you're using.
>>76172979
tell him I'm one if those crazies that wanted him to win, but is now voting for trump
why did you lie about Mrs. Clinton despite being ideologically aligned with her
>>76172979
Same thing I always do. Apologize before they can get into their 10 minute unbelievable sob story and say I only have credit cards and I don't have any change on me.
Or do you guys typically give them money?
Test
>>76172979
tell him that you are a jew and looking for a job as a propaganda creator
>>76174014
It's true you cannot escape the use of public services, but you can easily be a burden if you consume more than you contribute. Don't be retarded.
>>76172979
Deny his request for spare change
>>76174175
I keep some change in my pocket so I can give them "spare change" when I'm too distracted to notice I'm about to get a story.
You wouldn't believe the stories they have sometimes, but sometimes it's kind of worth it just for the entertainment.
>>76173020
This. Shake his hand. Thank him for a lifetime of service. Tell him that I can't in good conscious vote for him because of his plans to attack my livelihood.
>>76174014
Social services like the public roads subpar to privately built roads? Or the poison water supply? Or the cops that SCOTUS says are their to serve the state, not protect me?
>>76172979
Tell him I feel sorry if he genuinely thinks what he says
Kidnap that nigga and mek em a sex slave.
>>76174285
>miss 98% of workdays this year while still getting full $174,000/yr salary
>lifetime of service
Pick one
Give me 100 dollars!
>>76172979
Open /pol/ and ask what to do
Ask him why he thinks Socialism works, if it's been shown time and again that nationalized institutions perform worse than private institutions
>>76172979
I'd tell him to stop using Scandinavia as an example of socialism.
Explain to him how he'll never experience true sexual pleasure because of his mutilated Jew penis.
>>76172979
hold him down and shit directly down his throat.
>>76172979
Probably absolutely nothing
>>76174496
Calm down, Hitler. He probably can't get it up anymore anyway.
>>76174581
>Calm down, Hitler.
NEVERRRRRR!
>>76173441
What's wrong with his immigration policy?
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>>76172979
I'd give him this
>>76174603
Then start gassing some refugees.
>>76172979
Say Hi. Maybe shakes his hand.
>>76172979
Take his properties because he is a rich white jewish american who is opressing me because I'm just a poor eurasian mongol bisexual transsquirrelkin
>>76173231
No, the man has real integrity, he isn't a random wind-testing politician, which I don't see pointed out much. I love the guy personally, and in a white world I might vote for him. But as it is I'm a Trump voter.
>>76174276
I wondered what I would do in whatever situation they are in, but it is always so unbelievable I can't imagine how it could happen.
"Car ran out of gas." And I think I'd call a cab or roadside or hell, show someone my ID and credit cards and whatnot to prove I ain't a piece of shit.
>>76172979
Stab him then drag body around town for everybody to see, so he can end like every commie before him.
>>76174759
I was walking through literally the park once and some guy all dressed up in a uniform that could outdo any fast food restaurant you could imagine strolls by and casually asks me where the nearest bus stop is.
>he's walking right toward a major transportation center
>this city runs on fucking busses what the fuck
>you'd have to literally take a walk in the park just to avoid a bus stop
>>76174014
yeah but he paid for those services through his taxes
you didn't
you're a leech, he isn't
>>76172979
I'd tell him that Hitler did nothing wrong.
Ask for a selfie
Take the photo
Just before I leave I whisper quietly
"Trump 2016"
>>76174940
But I am paying taxes and depending on our incomes, possibly more than he is. Also if you know anything about the payouts of benefits programs versus tax rates, you'd know that it's not hard to payoff whatever you used yourself and much more. Therein lies the idea that it's like an investment. I'll pay more in taxes in my lifetime than I ever have consumed.
Ask him if he's heard that the bird is the word.
>>76172979
redpill him on race. It's an unwinnable argument for them and their entire ideology is based on it. That's why it is the most silenced dissenting opinion. Take down the foundation, and their house of cards comes down.
>>76172979
Thank him, sincerely.
For just having the balls to run a serious campaign for president that didn't rely on oligarch money, but on actual grassroots support, that championed issues facing working class Americans. It gives me hope that the American constitution hasn't totally been hollowed by Citizens United and lobbyist money and that the general population, in large enough numbers, are still capable of giving a ruthless dynasty like the Clinton's a run for their money.
Then second for actually having the balls to go to places in the mid-west and other normally republican areas, where there are loads of people struggling to get by who are sneered at by smug liberal democrats, written off as knuckledragging racists, religious fanatics and gun nuts. He's exposed the establishment liberals as the cowardly bootlicking servile ruling class propagandists they truly are.
I don't care if you disagree with his tepid brand of New Deal social democracy or not, those two things alone make him borderline heroic.
>>76172979
finally ask him where his neck went
>>76172979
Pants him.
Assume he was lost and ask him if he knows where he lives.
I'd just go oh look it's Bernie Sanders let's get a photo
I'd be polite to him as he's a politician of the country I'm a guest in
And be on my way
Pull out my phone and record as i tell him his zipper is down then yell PSYCH when he looks down
Then walk away laughing and
>>76175389
Never tell anyone because theyd never believe me
(Woops didnt mean to hit submit)
>>76174606
kek
>>76172979
Congratulate him for attending to move America in the right direction
>>76172979
Call him a faggot
>>76172979
hit him up for a five spot
>>76172979
>Help him up and carry his disoriented body back to my place.
>Let him sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch.
>Deal with his freak out as he wakes up.
>Ask him if he's ok.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to eat this." as I hand him a bowl of eggs.
>Ask if he needs a ride home.
>Tell him to take care.
>>76172979
Nothing. I'm not a thug.
>>76172979
Help him cross the street
>>76172979
-have him autograph some merch
-sell on ebay
-profit
-purchase trump merch for mysefl
Ask him to stand up straight. His bad posture makes him a poor role model for Americas youth.
>Take his money
>When he protests tell him "socialism"
I'd ask him why he chose Sarah Palin as a running mate and then tell him he could've beat Obama. Before he could respond, I'd walk away with my hands in the air yelling Sarah Palin.
>>76172979
dage a shid on his face :DDDDDDDD
>>76176893
thats the joke, he has none
>>76173149
>implying we can't tell by the flag
>>76173381
>He's actually a pretty cool gut
Stupid fucking meme, he's a divisve asshole who encourages his supporters to go apeshit and won't tell them to stop beating up people on the streets whilst blaming trump supporters for getting beaten up in the same breath
>>76172979
Follow him to the nearest bread line.
>>76172979
I would pretend I'm a friendly bernout and implore him to run independant.
is that bernie sanders? if so, i'd shit on his fucking face
>>76172979
>"are you okay gramps? wheres you family?"
>"im goning to be president, so ye know"
>"okay little fella, dont worry. I'll get your medication. where's the seniors home?"
>>76177706
>inb4 nice meme
>>76172979
Play a round of cap the commie.
help him cross the road and carry his groceries out to his car
I'd try to talk to him. I have nothing against him. I wouldn't vote for him, but I think he'd be good conversation.
>>76172979
Nothing, perhaps say "g'day moite, beautiful weather eh, ye be havin' a noice day now chap" and be on my way-
I don't need to be confrontorial with my policial opponents in daily life.
Pretend to be real nice to him,wait for him to start talking then spit in his face and call him a dirty kike.
>>76177706
>and won't tell them to stop beating up people on the streets
He did, though.
Also fuck those protesters. Most of them were just angry Mexicans.
The thing is Bernie isn't even for open borders. He just didn't run on the platform of deporting brown people because he's not a shitlord.
>>76172979
Get a picture and say "I disagree with your politics but I admire your passion for what you believe in." Then walk away leaving him be.
>>76172979
i point a gun at him, take his wallet and tell him "don't worry, it's for healthcare"
I'd wait until no one was around and he was far away and I'd shout something like "go back to Venezuela you commie!".
I'd walk away quickly and imagine him crying but in reality he wouldn't of heard me because he didn't put in his hearing aid.
>>76174214
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>>76180427
>shitlord
Ya blew it
"Vote for Trump and Make America Great Again, old man!"
>>76172979
Ask for a hug and then grope him by the balls and say
>check your privilege
How is this old faggot's face so fucking punchable, I don't know what it is but I just want to punch him square in the fucking mouth
>>76172979
Probably not recognize him.
>>76180427
>He just didn't run on the platform of deporting brown people because he's not a shitlord.
So he's just a liar then?
