Risk Thread goys:
You know what to do
>get a trip
>choose nation
Go!
United Kingdom
>>76160533
Mauga Sinasina
Cyan
Soviet Union
Become one with Mother Russia, Motherfuckers.
France
>>76160533
>>76160533
>mfw I never play this Risk
I want to be Estonia but how this work? How do you roll?
>>76160686
Whoops, fixed it.
>>76160765
I mean do you play like a normal Risk or you have to be historical accurate?
you guys should roll right now
>>76160814
no, no need for historical accuracy, but try to make decisions based off it.
you roll with your id number
Spanish anarchists
>>76160814
You just play it like Risk. If you want a communist Sweden, then do it.
>>76160533
>>76160870
ok
From French Syria Invade eastern Turkey
From France Invade Belgium
Let's go lads
>>76160953
Kick the Irish out of Ireland!
>>76160953
Invade Turkey.
>>76160953
From French Syria Invade eastern Turkey
From France Invade Belgium
>>76160953
Attack Franco
>>76160953
Invade Latvia
>>76161038
Are you invading Turkey too?
>>76161099
Aww yes, march south and start taking Poland
>>76161111
HAHA wasted quads.
How do I get a trip?
>inb4 newfag
>>76161173
CYKA BLYAT
>>76161111
yes but i'll stay out of your way
>>76161180
# adsjklasd in your name.
>>76160953
Claiming Poland, rolling to expand
>>76161180
put #(something) in your name field
>>76161180
It's on the rules page, aru.
Basically, in the name field you put your nation name, then put #password.
For example, Iraq#cheese
>>76161267
Sorry I'll count this too
Roll for this round
Which country you want to expand into?
Estonia is stealing your territories btw
>>76161278
Take Lithuania and Poland.
>>76161240
Thanks
>>76160953
Claiming Germany
>>76161278
Keep on filling Spain
>>76161278
Expand towards Gallipoli.
>>76161218
It is fine, my friend. Just don't be aggressive and we'll be fine.
>>76161278
Fill Ireland.
>>76161278
Spanish Republicans
>>76161278
Fill Switzerland
>>76161278
Oops sorry
>>76161278
Destroy Estonia
All baltics will fall to Bolan
>>76161434
Remember to put 'Germany' before the #
>>76161297
Want to ally? Poland will join the Comintern as a satellite, I'll only request your help in my securing of the baltics, now or at some point in the future. This means crushing Estonia
>>76161278
Claiming Hungary, invade Romania.
Claiming Italy. I won't let you down Fuhrer! I promise!
>>76161542
Sure. Estonia will be ours.
>>76161634
Traitor you should ally with me not with the pols.
>>76161674
Eh? All I did was tell you how to play Risk.
>>76161674
geg, get ready to get rekt fake country
>>76161674
m8 estonia was invaded (well it surrendered) by the ussr
>>76161372
Germany, team up with me against the slavs and the anglos.
Also for my role I would like to invade Albania
>>76161805
Invade Estonia. Need that clay, mang.
>>76161805
Well I don't fucking, my school didn't teach WWII besides the common 'Nazis were evil' thing. Fuck it keep the invasion on Poland.
>>76161813
Actually, fuck scratch that, didn't notice the sea penalty. Invade the Yodaslavaians
>>76161805
Take Slovakia from the Czechs.
>>76161805
Annex Estonia and whatever Baltics I can, do not attack Russian comrades.
Repel all invasions.
>>76161372
>>76161813
Requestin an Alliance with Germany and Italy.
>>76161805
Invade Belgium and more Switzerland
>>76161805
Death to the bourgeois republic and to the fascist
>>76161805
Launch a Naval attack on Norway.
>>76161805
Fight back against the Spanish Nationalists and fill in the rest for me.
>>76161926
That would drag us prematurely into a war with the USSR. I'll have to ask Germany if he is even still here.
>>76161947
That flag pretty much has "fail" and "cunt" in it.
>>76161931
I think we should be Allies.
>>76161959
I am already in war with USSR and Poland.
>>76160533
>implying there will ever be another world war
>>76162057
We can dream.
>>76162004
I admit i keked
>>76162026
Exactly. An alliance with you would drag us into the war. If Germany is okay with the alliance, then sure. He hasn't said anything in a while.
>>76161805
If Germany is out then gib me Germany plox.
>>76162007
I assumed we already were lol
>>76162007
btw just so you know you have land in Iraq and in Gibraltar and in Cyprus
>>76162192
I saw Gibraltar and Malta, but not Iraq or Cyprus, thanks.
>>76161931
mate ur rolls suck, just like france
>>76161947
>>76161951
so we got a civil war going on and the republicans are losing
it's basically socialists vs anarchists
Italy is meant to help someone in spain, probably nationalists
>>76161805
>turkey
attack greece
defend againts soviets
>>76162311
I'll do it unless you end up gibbing me Germany considering he dosen't appear to be doing anything. I'll give up Italy in exchange
>>76162342
bitch :)
>>76162342
Come on, m8. I just want Gallipoli.
>>76162311
It seems logical that the Axis would help the nationalists since thats what they did in real life
>>76162382
Destroy Estonia
Defend all
>>76162382
Estonia? More like EstNOnia, amirite?
Invade Estonia.
>>76162382
Take the Hungarian part of Yugoslavia, spill into Slovakia.
>>76162382
Take Portugal and flank the Anarchists.
>>76162382
Defend any attack, retake lost lands in Poland.
>mfw I realise I chose a shit location for a WWII
>>76162488
Forgot my tactical pig commander face.
>>76162382
Keep on filling Spain
>>76162391
ohohho
you are not getting it
>>76162382
takeover trabzon back from soviets and defend myself
any points left
attack greeece
>>76162382
My army conquers Ireland before further invading Norway.
>>76162382
Continue to invade the hugo slavs.
>>76162398
I'd like an alliance considering papa Germany is probably gone. Fuck the nationalists, I'm looking for an actual player that will help me out if it gets hairy.
>>76162382
Push the Spanish Nationalists off North Africa.
Take Luxembourg first then Switzerland and Belgium
>>76162544
Aiyaa, and I was hoping you would be civil...
You're lucky I'm after Estonia.
Can Estonia jump into Finland?
>>76162669
Blees make trukroach pay for what they did to our bois
>>76162669
i am after anatolia
just let me have it
misak-ı milli bitches
>>76162597
Alliance?
>>76162881
Agreed the anarchists worry me that their chaos could spill over into France, It is best if you succeed in this war to bring stability to the region. I'll place a embargo on the anarchists
OP? Delivery is due three hours ago.
>>76163057
Or you could join me and support the anarchists. I'll keep them in check. Of course I haven't solidified an alliance yet, so I won't take military action if you decide to decline my offer.
>>76163058
no it was not you faggot
wait
>>76162553
can i have cyprus?
>>76163120
Sorry babe.
Can I switch my nation to Germany considering he is gone?
>>76163058
Aye don't rush OP, he's nice enough to host this for our autistic asses
I gtg though thanks OP, sorry USSR
>>76162559
My computer died but yeah i would like an alliance
>>76163172
It's fine, mate. Can I have your clay?
>>76163146
No.
>>76163186
>]
Alright, it's official.
France and republican Spain, fuck off or I'll take a finely spiced shit down your necks.
>>76163172
Requestin the USSR to change the Alliance then. Help me take Poland.
>>76163186
>>76163238
Oy vey, it's happening goys!
>>76163305
Great Britain opposes the anarchists.
>>76163350
W-wait! They aren't as bad once you get to know them! I s-swear!
Germany HELP ME!
>>76163350
Of course the eternal anglo hates freedom
c'mon OP
i love anarchists but i don't wanna fight whit england so sorry anarchist brothers
>>76163350
You better help me out then before it's too late.
>>76163416
alliance?
>>76163416
It may not be historically accurate, but do you want me to help?
Sorry for the delay goys, im having internet problems
Estonia is fugged
also someone pls rape turkey
>>76163521
>>76163497
I'll take all the help I can get. Our mates in Spain are being denied the freedoms they desire folks. Surely Russia can sympathize. Down with the tyrants.
>>76163521
Very historically inaccurate baka.
I guess OP is dead
>>76163629
Rape Turkey.
>>76163629
Attempt to invade republican Spain by the sea. I promised that the shit would flow. Call me India because your necks ain't loos.
>>76163629
Fuck the republicans REEEEEEEEE
>>76163521
wanna be allies? i am not going to attack you anymore
all i have wanted was anatolia
also
you are friends whit the italia
and me and italia just become allies
>>76163629
Finish off Estonia. That clay...
>>76163632
I'll see what I can do, дa?
>>76163711
Sure, mang.
>>76163629
Take the rest of Switzerland
March along the coastline of Turkey towards Greece leaving room for UK's Turkey Invasion.
>>76163629
Retake lost lands in Estonia.
Asking for the Soviet to stop the attack
>>76163718
Sure, any assistance would be greatly appreciated. Antagonize the western globalists all you want.
>>76163759
Join the free world and fight back against the Soviets.
>>76163629
me italy and soviets are allies now pls right that down
pls put a red dot near turkey right after my name
>defend againts UK
>attakck UK territory at middle east
ATTACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulg1ahV552g
>>76163629
More of Romania.
>>76163629
Haha, foolish anarchists, if they had paid attention to their flank, they would've won!
Pffffft ahahahahaha!
Press onwards until there is nothing left of that piss yellow color.
>>76163773
I'll roast them.
>>76163757
>>76163629
757 Pali
>>76163851
>roles 1
I will land, and I will break you.
>>76163916
Bases Italy
>>76163795
I guess this is my only choice. I do it
>>76163710
Simply child's play!
>>76163757
if that'a pali
then this is a pali
>>76163828
>>76163870
i need help at middle east
UK and france is attacking me
>>76164007
yes I think so
>>76163916
>>76163995
Woah... Thats is a nice pepe...
You might have half a chance after all.
>>76164070
I'll see what I can do.
>>76164070
Use some of your manly oil wrestlers
>>76164007
I also rolled a Pali, I think I should point out.
>>76164174
OHHH MYYYY. How lewd, Anon~
>>76164153
Or you could take gallipoli like your anzac ancestors would have wanted
>>76164174
i would rather using this kurd hunters
>>76164291
btw this is greek olive oil they are using
>>76164278
I think they would have preferred not being forced to their deaths for a shitty kingdom made of shit.
>>76160533
Communist Sweden here. Invade Finland and Join Norwegian comrades against the UK. Requesting Soviet help against UK imperialists. Requesting alliance with Italy and Turkey
>>76164278
>>76164153
you know what happaned at galipoli
UK used you
UK has send you there to die
we still have sour cemenetries right next to ours
>>76164411
Well, I have nothing better to do. Wait for a few turns, then I'll help.
>>76164411
Accepted. Our alliance will crush the globalists, who are a threat to revolutionaries everywhere.
>>76164378
no it is from balıkesir and çanakkale
our agean region has the best olive oil at the world
>>76164462
You guys treated our dead better than our commanders treated our living.
>>76164498
>>76164411
Le speshul snoflak teem of gommunists
>>76160533
invade sweden and pillage their villages
>>76164291
KEK!!!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=935_1463223055
this is shit internet guys
i can't do anything, someone else host
sorry goys
>>76164411
accepted
>>76164588
At least you tried.
Invade Moldova.
>>76164559
Sorry m8. We Will liberate Finnish proletariat and spread Communism to all the Nordics
>>76164588
Keep on fighting the republicans
>>76164588
Yeah. Do cities have a bonus?
If you can answer me that question then I can host
>>76164588
Thanks for attempting to host OP
>>76164588
Yeah. Do cities have a bonus?
If you can answer me that question then I can host
Also continue to invade republican Spain.
>>76164588
Well, this was a shit risk for me. I would never pick Estonia again.
>>76164588
Shit, shit!
Fill in the rest of the spaces behind me and focus all firepower on the anarchists.
Requesting military assistance from UK and France, IMMEDIATELY.
>>76164588
You missed my roll op
>>76164696
They have a negative -1 if you have more than one in your territory which you do not own.
>>76164711
Apologies.
>>76164678
i guess not but takes 5 points for every city
>>76164588
Attack Turkey
>>76164678
They don't
I'm the host now niggers
>>76164745
help me dude attack french pleasefrom middle east
>>76164813
Yo. Here we go.
>>76164794
>>76163757
Can you add my roll he missed me
>>76164794
I have a bad feeling about this.
>>76164794
defend againts UK and france
attack UK and france
any points left attack greece
>>76164588
Invade Romania
>>76164794
Im not sure how the rules work but mussolini, you could make a truce with the remains of Yugoslavia and liberate Serbia as a Italien puppet
>>76164876
straight! nice
>>76164876
>>76164845
>>76164794
Should we bring Hungary into our fold by inviting them into our alliance
>>76164794
Rolling
Defend in Turkey
>>76164592
Invade Yellow Spain
>>76165034
Sure, why not?
>>76165034
yes we should
>>76165062
France, I'm trying to engage in combat, not get aroused.
>>76165063
lol
UK and France vs USSR, Italy, Sweden, Turkey, Hungary
>>76165138
And I'm quitting too.
>>76165138
just like ww1
turkey and germany vs russia UK france italy america
or ww2
germany italy japan vs UK france america USSR greece china poland
>>76165119
>>76165076
I thought Turkey was a Islamic country with laws against homosexuality how come they allow this?
mUPDATE
It will speed up once I get settled in.
Continue to invade the republicans. I will give all of the Spanish clay to the anarchist minus the far eastern city and it's surroundings, once this war is over.
>>76165375
>>76165264
Austria Hungary ww1
>>76165428
Attack France in Turkey.
>>76165428
Destroy the republicans Aúpa Durruti! Viva la C.N.T.
>>76165428
I am out, have fun guys.
>>76165428
Invade Yellow Spain capture the Swiss city Defend
>>76165428
This is treacherous, why are we giving the OPship to Italy, it's obviously going to be biased against the Allied Powers.
This is bullshit, Italy, and I'm calling you out on it.
Take the rest of the green area and attack Morroco, I'm not going to be out fucking flanked.
>>76165375
we weren't like that at 1940's
plus there is no laws againts homosexuality >>76165428
attack france
>>76165657
I'm in Morocco
>>76165579
I have assumed command of Hungary. Continue the invasion of Romania
>>76165428
I love how France said not to cut off my invasion of Turkey and that's EXACTLY what you do.
>>76165758
I don't know what's going on the Spanish GOP just attacked me in Morocco this is a shit show.
>>76165657
I will not be bias.
>>76165739
lol no. I won't allow quit-ceeding. What's your actual role?
>>76165729
Oh...
>>76165428
Well then take the rest of the dark green area (Nationalist) and attack Italy.
>>76165758
You had a path through your cyrpis landing. I demand absolute specifics.
>>76165876
Wut?
>>76165928
And France _specifically_ said not to cut off my invasion, when I only had a land route through Iraq.
>>76165864
I allowed him to divert himself to attacking me
>>76165758
Role faggot
>>76166045
Nah, I'm done.
>>76165428
Αdd me in as Greece mate
>>76166045
thanks
>>76166021
You had a foothold north of cypris. That was your route in my eyes. The south coast had your land and heading north would ahve cut you off anyway. Quit being a bitch and role.
>>76166020
I'm not giving you Hungary. I'm trying to avoid being bias. Make a role from Sweden's perspective please.
>>76166107
Would you rather take control of England?
>>76166142
Continue invasion of Finland and use remainig points to liberate Norway from UK imperialists. Requesting Soviet help against Finland and UK
>>76166107
>>76166219
Gladly.
>>76166177
nah m8
can i roll?
Attack turkey
mupdate
Greece are you sure you want to be greece? You can take the UK if you want.
>>76166383
Attack Finland and the UK.
>>76166383
Invade the republicans.
France, I strongly advise you to back off.
>>76166383
defend againts any attacks
attack greece and bulgaria
>>76166383
ok whatever make me UK, use my previous roll to attack turkey >>76166355
Split my roll continue taking Yellow Spain atack in the east
Use the other half of my roll to attack Turkey and capture the nearest Turkish city near French Syria
>>76166383
Attack anarchist territory.
>>76166543
If you evacuate Norway we Can have a temporary truce
>>76166383
>Claiming Denmark
>>76166482
I will agree to not involve myself if you also agree to do so and let them fight it out?
mupdate
>>76166820
If you leave the war effort you won't be in the alliance anymore, or at least I won't recognize you as a member.
Continue to fight the republicans.
>>76167007
mupdate, revised eddition
>>76167007
Ey Straya, i'm in? If so invade Sewden.
>>76167040
Invade Poland.
>>76166981
He dosen't seem to be here anymore, so sure. I will allow him to claim all anarchist territory, so long as I keep my current gains.
>>76167040
defend againts france and england
attack greece and bulgaria
>>76167007
If so i Will stay true to Fascism and Communism and fight UK to the death
>>76167040
Continue to attack the anarchists southwards, and try to capture the southern city, impale into Italian territory.
>>76167040
Take the coastal Turkish City nearest French Syria
Use spill to take the Swiss city
>>76167122
Agreed we both withdraw from Spain keeping our respective gains.
>>76167051
Not a high enough role lol. 10 or higher for a sea invasion.
>>76167283
what do i do? I reroll or roll for something else?
>>76167040
wtf op my rolls
I said attack turkey 3 times
>>76166820
ok sure
>>76167193
I'll allow this without repercussions this time, but know that I am only willing to spare you if you agree formally to an on aggression pact.
>>76167334
role fro something else. From now on include back up plans in your first role. Germany has no player right now.
>>76167378
If you give me Spain, I won't attack you.
>>76167364
First of all, you are separated from them by land. Second of all, a naval invasion will cost 10 territories.
>>76167403
Ummm, so can i switch to germany and get out of this shithole they call Danmark?
>>76167415
You think you'll win m8? Alright, final offer. I keep my eastern city, as well as two territories from it in every direction, and in return, I'll cease the invasion.
>>76167432
ok cuck
>>76167456
ok then attack sweden
>>76167482
Yeah, sure, I'll give you Germany.
>>76167541
K. i roll to invade Poland den.
>>76167562
Changing names
>>76167519
Again, you are separated by sea. Your original role is all I can count. I'd suggest invading russia considering you are at war with them.
>>76167562
Ah, you are Germany? Pleasure to meet you. If you are invading Poland, do you want a NAP?
>>76167516
No, I want it all.
Get out of my territory, Italy.
>>76167646
Ja. 1939 Poland split?
>>76167658
It's not really yours. I consider this nationalist clay. It's my final offer. I simply can't throw away all that clay. I'll look towards you more favorably in the future if you accept this, otherwise, I'll be taking every opportunity I can to destroy you. Final offer before mupdate.
>>76167690
Sure, mang.
>>76167611
wtf but I have territories in norway
