27 days until the election cunts.
Who are you voting for?
Anyone have any hot tips for the betting market?
Am thinking about putting a few dollars down on NXT to win Barker.
>>76153720
tired of posting cuck porn already?
>>76153760
That is probably some Canadian with a proxy m8.
>>76153878
crikey
Undecided.
Either ALA or Pauline Hanson for senate.
I'm enrolled in a faggot voting seat in central western suburbs of brisbane so I'm up against it.
>>76154382
m8 I can't help but see that you have a NZ flag.
What is the story there?
>>76154560
He left Australia for greener pastures.
>>76155125
m8 a quarter of your population have left NZ for Australia. Your pastures can't be that green.
>>76154382
My area of expertise tanked back home-mining. Moved to NZ for work, am in Christchurch on the earthquake rebuild. There's a fair amount of Australians here, big uptake in numbers in the last 3-4 years. Real Australians too, not just people who married a Kiwi who wanted to return home.
>>76155729
Are you allowed to vote in Aus elections if you are living overseas?
LDP fampai.
fuck all of you
>>76155920
>LDP
They are just an edgy meme party m8. Libertarianism is autism tier.
>>76155954
Poorly leafed m8.
>>76155987
Think of it more as a vote for the LNP without giving them the credit for it.
>>76155849
Yep you have to. Still compulsory mate. Not that my vote for Abbott meant anything in the end!
I'm over Turnbull but can't stomach a returto Labor. Shorten was the idiot that manipulated the Krudd/gillard mess, people seem to forget that.
>>76156038
Then vote for a nationalist party first m8. One Nation are good.
>>76156072
>Shorten was the idiot that manipulated the Krudd/gillard mess
Yeah I remember he was using two phones at once to work the numbers. What a clueless cunt.
>>76156126
They don't even have a live website going into the election.
>>76156228
They are probably being DDoS'd by the trots m8.
>>76153720
Lib Democrats
If you vote anything else you are literally un-australian
>want to deport shitskins
>want to block mudslimes from entering
>want to legalize guns
>want to stop government surveillance
>>76156195
That fucking body holy shit
>>76156742
>literally un-australian
That describes libertarianism m8 - extreme individualism rubs out national feeling.
>>76157043
>>76156038
>>76156742
>>76157045
Just vote for NZ First, faggots
>>76157043
he looks even worse now he's been running everyday
the weakling faggot looks like he'd break if you flicked him
>>76156742
>MUH FREEDUMBS
Fuck off to America, cuckshit fagmuncher.
>>76157673
Kill yourself, freedom hating leftist scum
>>76157673
>muh authority
Why?
>>76157760
Australia is the working man's country, not your reactionary liberal circlejerk. Fuck off to America.
>>76157814
What on earth are you even saying?
>>76157814
Jesus christ how many Steve Irwin recaps are you on right now? "Working men" have nothing to do with appealing to Big Brother. Read some fucking definitions before you try and join the conversation.
>>76153720
>living in inner west sydney
>>76157879
That an ideology that promotes freedom at the expense of workers is not the Australian way.
>>76157918
Lib Dems are lolbertarians, cunt. They oppose the bad things that government does, sure, but they oppose the good things as well.
So fuck 'em. No need to throw the babby out with the bathwater.
>>76158022
>That an ideology that promotes freedom at the expense of workers is not the Australian way.
How the actual fuck does it affect workers you dumb fuck?
Free market means MORE workers, welfare and big government means LESS
>>76158022
Libertarianism can swing left or right, which I think is where you're getting confused.
>voting for a statist government ever
>>76158022
>Good things the government does
Like what?
>>76158120
You sound so young and stupid m8.
>>76158523
Great argument nigger
>>76158135
Left-libertarianism is not libertarianism, anon.
>>76158120
>Free market means MORE workers
We don't need MORE workers, fuckwit. We have too many already, which is why unemployment is up. We need LESS workers, and more wealth per worker.
Think about it for 10 fucking seconds and maybe you'll understand why importing 50 billion brown people to fuel an unsustainable infinite growth economy based on selling our ass like a fucking prostitute to China is not a good deal for the worker.
>>76158662
So you are literally agreeing with me? Idiot. Read my original post again.
>election
They'll just get backstabbed and replaced 6 months later anyway
>>76158724
Lib Dems are not in favour of a White Australia policy, so they can get fucked. They're as bad as all the rest. In fact, they're worse, because they're going to sell out the working class's rights and privileges and won't even deliver a white country in exchange. They're just a Liberal party that can promise the world because they'll never be elected and have to deliver.
>>76158662
>no true Scotsman
alright which one of you cunts runs abhorrent australian memes on jewbook
give it up cunts
>mfw its a hung parliament and Big Dick is callin the shots
>>76158917
So you know absolutely nothing about the party but you're pretending you do. Noted.
https://australia.isidewith.com/political-quiz
Get back to me.
>>76156072
>Not that my vote for Abbott
Kill yourself.
>I'm over Turnbull but can't stomach a returto Labor
Kill yourself
>Krudd/gillard mess
Kill yourself
There was no mess you faggot. It didn't affect you negatively in any measurable way. I love how everyone cries big crocodile tears about rudd/gillard but have no problem with abbott/turnbull.
Changing of the PM has zero negative affect on you. If you think voting for abbott was a good decision you may as well just sit on a rusty spike, you clearly don't care about yourself
>>76159129
Why the fuck are you even here? Fuck off to Facebook
>>76159036
More like
>socialism and libertarianism are different things
Water isn't Coca-Cola just because you say so, anon. Words have meanings.
>>76159114
>you know absolutely nothing about the party
Feel free to link me to their White Australia Policy on their website, fuckstick. Oh wait you fucking can't because it doesn't exist.
Suck my dick and go die.
>>76159181
Gas yourself, cunt. /pol/ isn't your safe space.
>>76159181
I'm impressed. That's actually slightly above the level of response I was expecting.
>>76159187
I dont want a "White Australia" fuckstick.
I'll take regular nationalism just fine.
>>76159265
>I dont want a "White Australia" fuckstick.
Then you're a cancer. Go back to India, Pajeet.
>>76159223
>>76159250
Jesus Christ no wonder our country is fucked
Cant wait to move to the states once Trump is elected and get away from all you hipster leftist transgender cucks
I'll vote for the informal party
>>76159308
No I'm a realist. I'm not going to vote for some buttfuckingly retarded political group that will never ever get seats in parliament.
Hitler blew it for us, be realistic instead of wasting your vote.
>>76159340
yet another post of you shitting your pants and crying about it without actually offering what could be considered a rebuttal... I can see why you suck abbott schlong.
I guess I should just post in 3 word slogans?
awwww, it's so cute XD
the islanders are electing a new tribal leader
>>76159340
Please fucking do. If you want to live in America-lite then just fucking leave and go live in America for real, and enjoy your gang shootings, 50% Mexican population, and guns, god, and flags-tier politics.
This clearly isn't the right country for you.
>>76159409
>what is preferential voting
>>76159438
fuck off we're full
>>76159041
never understood this meme
Can any Ausbro give me the lowdown on the election? Who's who? What are the major plus/minuses of the parties?
>>76159454
Why are you so colossally ass mad because I dont vote for retarded white nationalists in the [current year]?
We probably agree on most things
Fucking relax your chow hole
>>76159552
Well, the leader of the Emu Nation Kotswollop Herdee has allowed the aussies to hold another election.
The main candidates are Hogor Spearchucker, a disabled half-aboriginal lesbian and Smiles Gaylord, a liberal progressive from Sydney. His father was a successful canned vodka salesman.
I stand with Hogor. The Government needs more native representatives.
House of Reps:
>Family First
>Independents/niche meme parties
>Xenophon
>Liberal
>Labor
>Greens
Senate (subject to change)
>Family First
>CDP
>ALA
>One Nation
>AJP
>LDP
>>76159265
>I dont want a "White Australia" fuckstick.
I can't understand why any well informed person can vote for the Liberals. Every single negative thing in Australia can be traced back to the Libs our high cost of living the short comings of our infrastructure all of them are the result of conservative policy
>>76159713
>Family First
>One Nation
convicts in charge of buzzwords
>Don't Strangle Puppies is an up and coming political force
>>76159713
>family first
get fucked lad if you had political correctness now they'll just fuck it even further
the old pricks even got up thaiday the other night for his virginity comment
>>76159724
Let me rephrase, I do want that, but its never going to happen. Best possible scenario at this point in time is deporting illegals and blocking more shitskins from entering the country.
>>76159728
>because muh jobs and growth
>because muh ekonomik management
>because muh labor mess
>because muh rudd/gillard/rudd
If the libs win this election I might have to commit sudoku
>>76159552
http://auspol.wikia.com/wiki/Summary_of_Parties
>>76159713
>Family First
fuck off and die
>>76159830
Dunno 'bout that. They're pretty hardcore about conservativism - a pastor created the party after all. They're anti-gay marriage, anti-abortion, anti-euthanasia, and imply that it's better for a woman to stay home and look after the children. Pretty un-PC if you ask me, desu.
>>76153720
HAHAHHHA UPF FAILED TO REGISTER ON TIME
STUPID FASCISTS HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>76159552
>Liberal-National Coalition
A centre-right coalition of the Liberal party and the National party. The Liberal party is perceived as being the party of big business, corporate fat cats, and that kind of thing, but also the party of strong economic management, conservative policies, tough borders, and generally a steady hand at the wheel. The National party is farmers, and much much smaller than the Liberal party. However, without the L-N coalition they'd lose every election to Labor.
>Labor
Spelled wrong because they didn't want to be confused with British Labour, the Labor party is the "working man's" party. They're centre-left, big on unions, and are perceived as being a 'tax-and-spend' party. They are perceived as the party of spending huge quantities on welfare and pissing away money into waste, but they're also seen to be investors who spend big on projects that matter, like national fibre or health and schools. Australia's largest and most successful party. If the Liberals and Nationals didn't team up to fight them we'd be in a one-party system.
>Greens
HURR DURR ENDANGERED ANIMALS. They're becoming a more important party, because as people turn away from the big 2 they tend towards the Greens. Ever the party of hipsters, faggots, and hipster faggots, they are your typically ultra-lefties. However, they're also getting support in rural Australia - traditionally conservative seats - because the Greens are the only party really sticking up for agriculture against oil companies or petrochemicals. Strange bedfellows, yes, but any port in a storm.
>Independents and Minor Parties
Australian parliament usually ends up with the Libs and the Labs having rouuughly equal numbers of seats, so the government requires the support of 3 or 4 out of 6 or 7 independents or minor parties to actually pass legislation. These independents range from batshit crazy to agrarian nationalists, and they're always interesting and ever-changing.
>>76159914
I'll be right
>>76159637
I come here to suffer and you should too.
>>76159956
Thnx man.
Godspeed cunts!
>>76159933
>They're anti-gay marriage, anti-abortion, anti-euthanasia
So they want things that are bad for society and muh economic growth?
I'll be sure to preference them last.
>>76153720
Labor, I'd rather neck myself than vote for labor 2.0 under turnbull, who's planning on hitting us with gay marriage and a carbon tax.
>friendly reminder that both shorten and turnbull have been part of think tanks/organisations run by soros and the rotheschilds :^)
>>76159956
Pretty good analysis.
>>76160276
Have a good one m8
>>76160285
Well, they were created by a pastor, after all. They're especially concerned about morality and all that sort of thing.
JUST
> Labor leadership spill, 2013
> Liberal leadership spill, 2015
> Collapse of the two-party system
> Greens to take control circa 2017
That is the order of things.
>>76160593
delete this
>>76158022
I've never actually seen a person argue against freedom before....What the fuck is going on down there?
Vote Liberal just because ALP are left wing socially
>>76160593
tell me more about that collapse of the two party system, how's that going to happen?
>>76160673
Let me use a famous analogy.
Anyone can walk into the Ritz and order a meal and eat it. We're all equally free in that sense.
However, you and I can't really afford to do that, can we? We don't meet the dress code, the food is too expensive, it's just not really in our price range. So while we have that freedom, what good is it to us? Freedoms that you cant use aren't useful, so what's the point of them? You can't eat your principles. Might as well have something useful than a vague, nebulous concept of "at least I'm free!"
And this is why Australia consistently outperforms America in all the areas that matter.
Liberal preference.
I don't know what is going to happen in Victoria this election, people are mostly furious with Labor after they were voted in and fucked up everything within 6 months of winning the state.
I don't think liberal will be picking up those lost votes though, Greens might have 3 seats in parliament and the upper house will be an absolute clusterfuck.
>>76160805
>fucked up everything within 6 months of winning the state
What happened? And do you mean state labor?
>>76160593
Cant wait till the Greens meme us into dream time ya fukn white dogs
>>76160805
How's that East-West link going?
>>76160792
Most Americans CAN afford a $400 meal but we don't want to spend $400 for a fucking 4 course steak dinner... I don't see the problem with the ritz its a place where you buy something thats worth 20 bucks for 400 bucks its so the rich can be around other rich people.
Nothing wrong with people wanting to be around their people
>>76160805
What you on about cunt?
Vic State Labor has 60% approval; the highest of any political office in the cunt.
>>76153720
Liberal Democrats.
>>76160805
and labor were voted in in victoria because everyone was pissed with the coalition.
labor hasn't done badly so far.
Aussies claim they are red-pilled. But you guys don't have a nationalist party?
All your candidates are cucks. What a boring election.
>>76161127
>Most Americans CAN afford a $400 meal but we don't want to spend $400 for a fucking 4 course steak dinner.
Because you can't really afford it, can you?
Sure, you could go and buy it, you'd be able to scrape up enough money, but it'd be a terrible decision because you're too poor to dump $400 on food. It's not a useful freedom for you, because you don't have enough money to really enjoy it.
You can argue the semantics of this dumb analogy for as long as you like, that's not the point of it. Freedom doesn't matter if you can't use it. It's better to focus on practical issues that can actually be fixed rather than a never-ending pursuit of a vague concept that nobody really cares about anyway.
America didn't rebel over muh freedoms, they rebelled over taxes. That should tell you all you need to know about what really matters.
>>76161236
any fallout about potentially selling senate positions yet?
>>76161236
>likes cats
Into the trash with him. Absolute poofter.
LDP General?
>>76161319
>selling senate positions
That was a beat-up m8. Nothing will come of it.
>>76161346
>They used a white burglar
I thought this cunt Lionhelm was against PC?
LDP all the way. Preferences SFFP and pretty much any other freedom based party.
>>76161331
He was a veterinarian before becoming a politician.
>>76160849
>tore up East-West link contract
>spent over one and a half billion dollars on literally nothing and claimed it was an accomplishment
>Labor advisors now telling Andrew's that the East-West link needs to happen and will need to be funded again
>muh skyrails
Every town I go to has massive "fuck you Labor, no sky rails" signs everywhere
>forcing gender diversity, 50/50 rule for government positions
>election promise to increase firefighter and ambo pay
>didn't do it.
>made a formal apology to gay people of Victoria for being the victim of bullying in the past
>introduced new regulations on farmers, further crippling their businesses
It just never ends with this guy, he comes out and says he's proud of his accomplishments but I don't think he has even one positive goal accomplished that even the people who voted for him could be impressed with
>>76161275
Yes I can afford everything the ritz sells......I can get a 4 course dinner as well made for $50 I can make it myself for 10. The Ritz exists so the rich can be alone with each other.
>it's a one party offers freedom and an end to the nanny state but everyone is too busy bitching about the NBN episode
>>76155729
Fuck off were full cunt
>>76161565
Cool man.
>>76153720
>>76161486
The trouble with Australia, is that it's full of Australians!..
Perhaps the time has come to, re-institute an old custom. Grant them primae noctis.
First night, with any common girl inhabiting their lands is married, our nobles shall have sexual rights to her on the night of her wedding.
If we can't get them out, we'll breed them out.
That should fetch just the kind of laws we want for Australia, taxes or no taxes, eh?
>>76161679
>any common girl
That's all of them m8.
>>76153720
>mfw LNP eternally BTFO from Victoria
>mfw LNP autists kill themselves or migrate to QLD
Voting Libs.
Fuck Labor, Greens and those union cunts. They've ruined this country every time they get an iota of power.
>>76161661
You're acting like the rich have access to some special things you can't get....Do you have an example? Like other than a personal airplane instead of flying with others
>>76161829
LNP is only in Queensland m8.
>>76161831
>They've ruined this country
Both major parties have this country in their own way m8. It has been a two pronged attack.
>>76161840
>You're acting like the rich have access to some special things you can't get
Politicians, for one. In fact, this is the only thing that matters. I wouldn't care about wealth inequality except that money = power.
Rich people have special access to the political system that ordinary Australians do not have.
If money equals power then wealth inequality is political inequality, and political inequality is the enemy.
>>76161922
m8 that pedantic autism meme is really annoying.
Based Leyonhjelm LDP for the Senate.
Least-hated-to-most-hated for the House, as usual.
>>76161962
It's not a meme, it's a diability you shitlord ableist.
LDP is the most red pilled party on immigration as well.
>Replace the current points-based quota system with a tariff system where immigrants pay for the right to become a permanent resident (PR) in Australia.
>No eligibility for welfare
> Increase barriers to citizenship so Australia can sustain a high level of immigration and relatively free movement of people without the risk that new immigrants will undermine our democracy or social harmony.
>Cannot vote until you are a citizen and have been a resident for 10 years
Voting independent.
> anti-immigration
> otherwise socially left
> economically right
> mfw lefties at uni won't stfu about uni fee inceases. Boohoo your polsci degree will increase by 20% - big fucking woop. Study medicine and stop fucking whinging.
>>76161958
and you think there is a politician you can vote for thats going to give you access to power??
>>76153720
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMBtMxrXIwg
Don't forget to vote 1: Communist Party of Australia
Don't be a classcuck
Don't be a wagie
>>76162088
>Replace the current points-based quota system with a tariff system where immigrants pay for the right to become a permanent resident (PR) in Australia.
The points-based system is good, the problem being that the cap isn't much lower. This proposal still means Chinese domination, it'll probably mean an even higher amount of the bastards. LDP want to raise the intake iirc and not just for immigration but also refugees.
>>76162221
Da, comrade.
The point is that you wondered why people would actively argue against freedom. The answer is that freedom comes with costs, and some people would rather not pay the price for a useless freedom that won't benefit them in any way. Some people would rather have money, stability, or whatever else, instead of freedom.
>>76162317
You're an idiot
>>76162308
>these people shouldnt be allowed to come because i dont like them
authoritarian much?
>>76162371
>>76162308
>The points-based system is good
No it isn't m8 because it is too easily rorted. the areas they claim there are "shortages" are mostly bullshit. Also having foreign labor available acts as a disincentive for the training of young Australians.
>>76162413
WHITES
ONLY
>>76162413
We like to be called race realists
I wish greens would get elected and fuck us over so we can start from scratch, everyone in this fucking country is autistic and I hope they get fucked
>>76162449
>commie tears
>says the one who wants to give the government more power
![ss+(2016-04-11+at+11.11.04)[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1w89P3V.jpg "ss+(2016-04-11+at+11.11.04)[1].jpg")
>>76162120
Same general political alignments as me, shame there's no party that takes up that mantle without going full retard, feels like these days i just vote the way that will upset the most people i hate.
>Who am I voting for
Liberal Democrats because muh guns, muh hating muslims, muh lesser government, muh freedoms
>Who is going to win
Not the one I'm voting for.
The majority of Australia is extremely similar to the UK. They're pussies.
So the one that is the most authoritarian and shits all over our freedom will probably win.
>>76159438
Actually we're not. We've had the same leader for decades.
You are literally electing a top nigger
>>76162570
Communism is an economic system that gives means of production to the government as well as all property rights
>>76162747
creeping communism
>>76162682
Yeah well we thought it would make the dindu's STFU for a couple years...We were wrong
STALK LOCAL CANDIDATES AND POST RESULTS
JUST
>>76162830
Oh wow.
Pic related is Jackie Lambie's senate candidates.
>>76159523
techno interests me is a shitty /mu/ meme ignore it
>>76162830
He's gotta compete with Steven Ciobo lmfao, steve has the strong fridge magnet game.
Here's my labor candidate
>first for based roy
>>76163017
>asymmetrical face 4/10
>>76163017
not bad senpai what electorate is this?
and yeah nah you're not wrong Labor have pretty much 0% chance for Moncrieff. Ciobo is being prepped as one of the future front-front benchers. Like Treasurer or something.
>>76163215
>>76163017
Oh wait you're Fadden aren't you?
>>76163215
Fadden, next door to you
be true to thine own heart, cunts
![PAGE_ALP_Saffin[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CYTZyR5.jpg "PAGE_ALP_Saffin[1].jpg")
I'll be voting for this semen demon
Should I vote for wilkie . he will probably end up winning my seat suppose that is better than some green/labor drongo winning
>>76163767
>Should I vote for wilkie
I have never liked him. He gives off a strong mental illness vibe to me.
>>76163767
Should have mentioned I'm denison
>>76153720
John Howard should have ruled forever.
Mates is it possible to make lasagne in a slow cooker?
>>76164127
just cook the beef and have nachos
>>76164127
Yep :) do it all the time
>>76164248
Really m8 or are you trolling me?
Doesn't it burn on the bottom before the top parts are soft?
Don't fuck with me about my food m8.
Just made fish fingers and sausages in the toaster what is auspol having for tea?
>>76164314
You can it just takes a while
>>76164328
9 weet bix cause im having a lazy one
>>76164328
>fish fingers and sausages in the toaster
>>76164314
Slow cooker won't get hot enough to burn especially if you have lots of red sauce
>>76164040
>https://au.news.yahoo.com/vic/a/31765335/cowards-film-brutal-five-on-one-attack-on-melbourne-school-boy/
Would Johnny boy have allowed this?
>>76164382
>9 weet bix
With whole milk or skim m8? What else do you add? I hate the banana meme.
>>76164395
Alright I will take your word for it m8 and give it a try.
>>76164392
Best way to cook from frozen only takes a few mins and no washing up
>>76164404
>Would Johnny boy have allowed this?
http://www.abc.net.au/pm/content/2007/s2050328.htm
>>76159129
Kill yourself Labor / Greens scum. Go post this type of shit on Facebook, not here.
>2016.
>Voting for leftists.
>Voting for faggot-tier big government, union cuck MPs like Shorten.
>Voting for safe schools policy.
>Basing your entire vote on muh NBN.
>>76164541
>Voting on a strong NEW economy
Enjoy your China Sheckle NEET payout faggot.
>>76159728
>John Howard never existed.
>>76164541
Who do you propose?
When will we get new leaders who aren't turnbull and shorten?
>>76164619
Jakes on you. I finish uni this year with an 80+ WAM.
>>76164666
Jokes on you. There are no jobs for University fags.
>>76164423
Regular milk and just sugar
>>76164656
Next year when we have another leadership spill
>>76164733
Good on you m8. I trust you heat the milk up first?
>>76164656
whoever loses the election will quit or be sacked.
>>76164666
nice satan trips
name your degree faggot
>>76164790
I was reading somewhere the other day that Shorten wants to continue if he loses.
They were saying he actually expects to lose but has a "two election strategy".
>>76159728
Fucking welfare. medicare, hate speech, flood of refugees, just tip of the iceberg.
Literally everything shit about Australia comes from Labor
>>76163493
K E K
E
K
1. One Nation
2. ALA
3. Xenaphon
4. Liberal
5. Labor
6. Greens
>>76164916
House of Reps, or...?
1. draw a big dick on the ballot papers
>>76165018
That would be sexual harassment of the vote counters m8. It's 2016.
>>76164975
ALA and One Nation don't have any candidates in my electorate of Robertson. To be fair this one will swing back to Labor as it's blue collar as fuck. I'll vote the furthest right through to liberal.
Senate will be One Nation then ALA.
I'm voting on the basis that I dislike Turnbull intensely; I believe the Coalition would have won, with a reduced majority, under Tony; I think that Labor would be worse than Turnbull, but that the prospect of Turnbull feeling that a victory gives him a mandate to drag the government to the left. So consequently, my vote will look like this:
>Lower House:
>Vote 1 for a conservative independent
>Vote 2 for my local Liberal member
>If I had a National candidate in a three corner contest they would be my first vote, above the other two.
>Upper House:
>Vote 1-2 LDP candidates in order of what I can find out about them
>Votes 3-5 Liberal candidates that voted for Tony Abbott in the spill
>The usual last places on the ballot are reserved for the Greens and Labor; this time, the three Lib candidates that voted for Turnbull will take the bottom, with Greens and Labor above them
>The rest of the ballot will be filled in
>Betting:
I got in fairly early. I usually give myself an "insurance" bet on Labor - the rationale being if they win I have enough to buy a nice bottle of something to console myself with. This time, I've spread myself around back when a Lib win was a fait accompli, so I got pretty good odds; long story short, if the Libs win with less than 53:47 2PP I get a nice dinner with friends paid for; if they lose, I have enough for a couple of very nice bottles, or one way of a Europe plane ticket, or a new camera lens or handgun.
>>76165201
I see. To be honest, you should try to avoid the major parties as much as possible in your Senate vote, so perhaps try to find two other right-wing parties (even if they're throwaway/filler votes) to fill up your ballot. Push come to shove, you could perhaps use Liberal as a last resort.
But besides that, I like the look of your vote, not bad at all.
>>76157338
>>76165617
Wow, a new thread. Auspol would love it. In fact the first sentence auspol ever said was "no gooks"
>>76164916
One nation all the way this time bro!
http://www.onenation.com.au/policies/immigration
Libs and Labor have done nothing for me and have both continued to lie out their asses. The masses of sheep need to break the cycle so they understand we don't like being fucked with.
Comon Aussie bros, vote anyone but the 2 major parties this time round.
>>76165221
>Derp I forgot a core part of my reasoning:
I'm voting 1 for an independent candidate in my seat so that I deprive my local Liberal member of the vote in the primary column, and the $2.50 of electoral funds that go with it, but ultimately my vote will end up with them.
This thread needs more America
>>76164716
And it will be even worse if we elect socialists like Shorten. Elect him and the university Marxists and NEETS win.
Turnbull is cutting company tax rates, increasing the 37.5% tax bracket threshold from 80K to 86K (paying for it with the increases in tobacco taxes) and trying to push an agenda of productivity growth, innovation and international competitiveness.
I like a lot of the stuff he's doing. Every single fucking year people say the current budget will kill NEETS because its so cruel. Australia is the most egalitarian Anglo country in the world, and were on par with countries like Sweden, France and Germany.
Were still going to be a country with ridiculously high wages, generous welfare/NEET programs and socially liberal policies - I just think Turnbull's agenda will do a far better job than Shorten's at improving the economy and reducing our deficits. Do you honestly think Labor is going to run surpluses? Good luck with that.
By the way, please explain why you think Abbot was so terrible without making meme comments like "he was an idiot" or "he was a bigot".
>>76164822
Economics and Finance.
>>76165834
>economics and finance
Hope you can find a job with a bank or the government, because otherwise you are so hilariously fucked it should be on an SBS midnight comedy show.
>>76165688
>http://www.onenation.com.au/policies/immigration
This is a great page and great policy. Must read.
Good luck Pauline.
>>76165922
My goal is to get into Corporate Finance, though its extremely competitive. I'm probably going to try and land anything in a finance stream at a big 4 bank or accounting firm and transfer to CF at one of the big 4 accounting firms or I&IB at the banks. I don't want to apply to all of the top-tier streams and get rejected for everything.
I don't think i'm fucked, but setting for some shit-tier grad program will fuck my shit up. If I don't have an internship or grad offer at the end of the year i'm going to do honours.
mates did any of you think GTA V was any good?
I just started playing it and I am really struggling to get into it.
It is boring and I don't feel like doing anything other than just driving around.
I think I am done with vidya now. I think I have moved on.
>>76166459
Never played it, but if you're over 20, you should consider stop playing vidya
>>76166570
>you should consider stop playing vidya
I think I will. There is not a single game that I enjoy playing any more.
>>76166766
I had the same happen to me, I suppose that's just a part of growing up. Also all the games these days kinda suck IMO.
>>76166859
Yeah the only games I have really been playing over the last year or so are old ones from my childhood. they seem a lot better but it might just be nostalgia.
>>76166766
>>76166859
Fucking fags
>>76166938
No way, I'm the exact same! I basically only play SNES now, which is like once every two weeks or so. In my first post, I meant habitual gaming as a hobby, just to be clear. I think old games are better than the new stuff, it's not just nostalgia goggles - they really are better. They have actual replayability - you don't get that with modern vidya.
>>76166570
/this
videogames are for children, they are time sinks too, it's ironic, because I'm posting on 4chan, but 4chan isn't nearly as large a time sink as videogames are
>>76167100
All that has improved with modern vidya is the graphics, and I'm not even sure that that actually improves the games.
For example in GTA V the world is actually too detailed to the point that it is distracting. A simpler environment, even if less "realistic" actually works better.
>>76166459
>I think I am done with vidya now. I think I have moved on.
This. I still like vidya, but I've lost all of the passion and excitement I had when I was 13-16. Most games now are just the same shit and when there is the rare game that is actually good, I get bored after a couple of hours.
I'm definitely buying COD4 remastered and BF1 though. COD4 and MW2 were GOAT.
I think a mixture of getting older and nostalgia. The 13-15 year olds playing COD (and the other 'good' games) right now will probably think they are the GOATs in the next 5 years.
>>76164541
>P-p-p-pol is my s-s-safe space g-g-g-get out
shut the fuck up faggot and maybe have a conversation you dense fuck
>>76167716
>conversation
>1 Post by this ID
why are right wing girls so much more attractive than left wing girls?
>>76166308
brah. teach me ur 80+ wam ways.
but i'm doing comm/law so i'm fucked.
>tfw floating 70 wam and have a boring shit resume with shit PT jobs
i need to do something big this summer
>>76168052
Smart people tend to be more attractive
Can't Dick the Nick
Centrism is the way to go lads.
>>76168064
>i need to do something big this summer
Big murder suicide sounds about right m8.
>>76168226
>Centrism is the way to go
That way we are guaranteed the nation will be ruined since only drastic measures would be able to save it.
>>76168260
don't joke about suicide m8. it's a real thing for us law students.
>should be writing up shit for finals.
2nd year is so shit compared to 1st year desu.
also, i don't even into politics. everybody i've spoken to is like 'greens lmao'. but honestly every party is shit. don't care, as long as i get a job after ~3 years
>>76168438
>don't joke about suicide m8
lol top kek m8 I'll joke about whatever I want.
go fucking kill yourself law student
>>76164620
> the mining boom never existed
All Australian shit posters in one thread
>>76167716
>Maybe have a conversation.
>1 post by this ID.
T. Asshurt university Marxist. Go back to /r/Australia.
>>76168921
it's funny bc we don't shitpost among ourselves. it's only shitposting when dealing with drumpf muricans.
>>76169121
>it's only shitposting when dealing with drumpf muricans.
>Drumpf.
>Thinking its shitposting.
>Thinking Trump is just a /pol/ meme and everyone is joking.
>Thinking /pol/ is satire.
Wew.
>>76169232
welp, thats it, looks like I'm now #fartin for shortin
>>76153720
Green, Liberal then Labor
I don't care the rest
I probably give my preference to LDP if they are on my ballot paper, but I can't see they are standing a candidate at my constituency.
>Pauline Hanson
>ALA
Just like the clive palmer's party, they are nothing more than jokes.
>>76159265
>>76169232
poe's law man. i srsly can't tell. i'm just here to talk about sensitive/weird shit i wouldn't w/ friends.
also, /sp/ for late night football. none of em stay up
>>76153720
If i live in Melbourne are there any good parties to vote for or am i basically stuck choosing between the left and the far left?
> inb4 faggot
>>76159265
>>76159265
so..civic?
it is the best..
>>76169398
>Commie supporter calling anyone jokes
lol
>>76169580
>he's not centre-left master race
lol XD
>>76153720
LDP is the only choice, my dudes. Pro gun, pro freedom, anti government faggotry.
>>76168106
mmm
this is the sort of look I want for next summer, not sure if I can pull it off thou
>>76169709
> centre-left
> master-race
> XD
>>76169620
>Commie
I don't support their economic policies. I support their liberal approach to social issues. At least, they have proven themselves not a bunch of rambling criminals, unlike One Nation.
>>76153720
I'm literally depressed, I can't find anyone good, give me some centre-right for me. If there aren't any good alternatives I'll go to the polling both in sadness voting for liberal.
>>76169924
Glad you agree anon.
>>76169710
LDP's immigration policy is far the best on the table, too.
>>76169966
Don't worry my sun. Your digits call upon you. The LDP awaits your allegiance manifest on election time.
>>76170061
that was sarcasm
>>76156228
All of sydneys Amazon AWS services went down this arvo
Not sure if they're back up yet
>>76170241
>he thinks the gillard pic didn't take the wind out of his sails
lemayo
Whos voting pirate party ya cunts
or sex party, might chuck them my vote instead. im all for a root haha
FREEDOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8b7plPLY6A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YuI05LmlqE
>>76170376
kys
