Explain this
>>76128115
Normies discussing memes
About Time I got a degree in memetic warfare
>>76128115
(((Cohen)))
>>76128115
Fucking bongs.
>>76128115
wtf lol.
memes come from within not taught.
>>76128115
Quantitative Easing.
a job is also a meme
>no link
Thanks for this totally real, not made up story.
I honestly think itd be worth moving to britain just for this
>>76128115
This is like giving a class on Zen Enlightenment. You only receive the word of the memes if you are blessed by Kek.
>>761281158
>8 April 2016
Are you from the future?
>>76128365
>memes come from within not taught
>what are memes
>>76128115
>tfw could teach a semester long class just on the history of the internet meme
>tfw no credentials
>>76128115
>there will soon be a britbong posting on here 'as part of his coursework'
Huh, you know what? I don't know what to think anymore. This ride's getting just a bit too wild.
>>76128115
>(((Cohen)))
Also, the final form of an art degree.
Step 1: repeat meme over and over until people want to repeat it too , to fit in.
Thats it.
>>76128115
toot toot crikey!
We already have those. They're called non-STEM degrees.
>>76128238
>when you're at work and you overhear normies talking about memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdAUvAXCUW8
>>76128115
>April 8 2016
>April 8 2016
>April 8 2016
>April 8 2016
>April 8 2016
>April 8 2016
>in the future someone will want to interview us to get perspective on this exciting new frontier
>tfw we'll just flap our arms calling them a cuck and screaming, "FIRST RULE IS YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT 4CHAN!!!! SECOND RULE IS--"
Better question. What would you do if someone came to your company to apply and literally had a meme degree?
Exactly what kind of job would this degree prepare you for?
>>76128899
Clearly, to make fun of those with a woman's study degree.
>thus began the great Meme Degrees War
>>76128859
>>76128435
what?
>>76128115
Just another step in quietly marching into the night. Most undignified husk of its former imperial self on the planet.
>spend 18 years working your ass off into putting $110,000 in your wife's son's bank account expecting him to to be become a lawyer or engineer
>he goes off to a prestegious 30k a year private school
>proud
>one day he calls home to tell you the new major hes chosen
>"i'm getting a major in Memes, and I'm going to get a masters in it so can you pay for 2 extra years?"
>>76128115
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/jcc4.12120/full
>Families and Networks of Internet Memes: The Relationship Between Cohesiveness, Uniqueness, and Quiddity Concreteness
>>76128115
Well that perfectly fits into their big brother dreams, with all their monkies on computers.
Just the next step in this retardation.
The brits leave my confused though, i always wonder if they smart or just fucking inbreed mongoloids. Probably both since the retards can imitate the accent pretty well.
>>76128115
a meme degree for a meme university
>>76128115
fake, pol believes anything at a glance... take note of this shills
>>76129176
But really, look at this shit senpai
>>76128115
Link to the article?
>>76128612
>implying they didn't get their """"""""""""""research"""""""""""""" from know your meme database and are not actual lurkers
>>76129335
>>76129176
>PEDOBEAR
a desperate attempt at large scale meme magics
top kek, normalfags will never truly harness meme magic
>>76128612
plus, half of this shit is full of half truths
>>76128115
>Someone is getting paid to teach people in memes
>>76128115
I fucking called this shit. Gonna get my PhD in mememology and Internet history
>>76128115
This reminds me of that Wendy's commercial
>LIKE A BOSS
>>76128489
This senpai I'd trade my art degree for a meme degree if I could do it all over
>>76128115
>COHEN
>>76129534
>memeology becomes major desired degree over time as internet evolves
>memeology sets in motion greatest evolutionary era in human history
>50 years from now
>sitcom arises
>it's DR.Meme
>>76128115
They think the dankness is their ally, they merely adopted the dank. We were born in it, molded by it. We didn't socialize until we were already men; by then, it was nothing to us but autism! The memes betray them, because they belong to us. We will show them where we have made our home, we will be preparing to bring kek's will. Then, we will break them. Their precious university degree, into the trash it goes. We will REEEEE it. Ah yes, I was wondering what would break first. Their social justice or their feminism?
>>76128115
I'm an oldfag, this grants me a Ph.D.
>>76128115
Another parasitic university professor making money selling a useless degree.
Why am I not surprised.
>>76128612
What book is that? gib isbn pls
>>76128612
Here's hoping they make this the textbook so Ben can finally get the money he deserves
>>76129887
memes are the future of marketing
>>76128467
You'd probably walk in with actual spaghetti in your pockets and start throwing it around at the kids and they'd think you're a violent retard.
>>76128115
I got a Bachelors in Weaponized Memes Str8 from the military glad to see the public finally getting to push forward the future of memeology
Literally a meme degree.
>>76129968
This, obvious with the new star wars movies and the shitty memes coming with it.
>>76129480
>double rainbow
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?! HAHAHAHAHA!
Fuck that's old, haven't thought about that shit since '12.
>>76129726
Our autism will be merely a vector of greatness, a vector of motivation, a tool of todays world where everyone acts like a machine. We are the masters of the machines, the gods of the machine world.
For money, for wealth, for greatness, to smite our retarded enemies, the only weapon they have is a waste of our energy, the waste of our focs the waste of our attention.
Back in my day we toiled in the meme mines because that's what a man DID sonny. We didn't get fancy degrees and have our mum tell us how fucking clever we were for knowing what you dun goofed meant. Bloody kids.
>>76130202
how do you remember the last time you thought about it?
>>76129356
http://gawker.com/5841779/this-woman-getting-a-masters-degree-in-lolcats-will-be-richer-than-you
>>76128612
>no gondola
Outdated trash.
>>76129313
I know. This is my article.
u guys studied dat boi in class yet?
>>76128255
>Censured
>>76128499
Underrated
>>76128612
>cuckhold
Every fucking time.
>>76128115
Will you fags stop posting pepes since they are normie?
>>76130961
We took Pepe back. It's now a national socialist frog.
This is fake but at some point anyway we're going to have to set up something like 4chan on darknet so faggot normies can't just wander in and chuckle at things and post them on their Fagbook pages.
>>76128115
In the future you will need 5 years experience and a B.S. in memes to be allowed to post on pol
How dank are their memes though?
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1465039477616.webm
>>76128115
Jesus christ westerners what the fuck are you smoking
>>76131335
this. It very well could be a thing already that I wasn't fortunate to come across despite coming here for like 10 years
>>76128115
The shitposting options on 4chan would be endless.
>2020
>having a literal meme degree
>>76131335
Amen I say unto you, 4chan itself was a resurrected refuge from various earlier forms of shelter from the Normity, going back to the cellar of Pythagoras.
>>76130889
I fucking choked on my water.
Thanks, senpai.
>>76128701
>this is what Americans go into a $200,000 debt for
>>76128115
>You can learn memes.
>>76131208
I find the fact that /pol/ took Pepe back when /r9k/ couldn't despite all the effort they put in incredibly amusing.
>>76128115
Literally a
>meme¨
>degree
>>76128115
I'll explain it.
It's fake.
>>76131208
Good
>>76128115
guys, this means in order to have source material for this course they have to study 4chan. this is what university has become.
>>76128701
9gag?
>>76128115
>applied memetics degree becomes reality
Can we meme something more pleasant? Why not meme anime, elves and fireballs into reality this time?
>>76128115
Why can't we just have one nice thing that normies can't come along and ruin it.
>>76132081
>Chapter 3: What did he mean by this?
>>76129495
Its called CULTURAL APPROPRIATION SHITLORD.
Get used to it.
>>76128115
I thought women's studies and black history degrees already existed?
>>76128396
>>76129313
OP's article is fake, but there is actually a place where it is offered:
http://www.northwesternflipside.com/2011/11/23/northwestern-unveils-new-meme-studies-department/
I have a degree in memeology
I wonder if it will cover 4chan and the horrors of loli, gore ect. Or will that not be PC?
>>76132788
This is definitely about sanitizng the memery. Even the idea of treating a certified 'expert in memery' is so farfeteched lmao. I could see in 50 years people being baited into believing you need special education to do this shit like they have with "public relations and marketing', but at least our generation will have to be on death's door before that happens.
Post yfw being a 4chan janitor will soon require a Bachelors in Meme Studies.
Post yfw they still do it for free.
>British "Education"
>>76133672
???
>>76128328
EVERY TIME
>>76133774
>fag needs four damn flags
>>76131821
even in memes /pol/ cucks /r9k/
>>76131765
it was someone from jersey i think
i remember that thread
We've already weaponised memes and are about to deploy them on a scale never seen before. Get ready for British Empire 2.
>>76131765
You fucking wish you could go to an Ivy Leaf school
>>76128328
>>76128701
literally 2nd tier at best
>>76128612
Poor anon, if only you had known you were going to be quoted in a textbook
>>76128899
I could see an application for the monitoring of the people that have no real surveillable social lives. Nobody speaks memes like we do. Someone has got to be trying to consolidate on this unharnessed propoganda powerhouse.
Get a 'Meme to the power of Kek' Degree.
Join CIA.
Create and disseminate various selective programming tools, using the power of Kek for evil.
>>76131482
how int he fuck?
>>76130342
He's so sad his thoughts become significant memories.
>>76128115
OP
Still better then Women's studies or African American studies.
I thought actually studying memetics was just an SCP meme.
>>76131482
sauce?
>>76131946
>pepe is green
>shirt says white power
why
>>76133908
lol
whistlin willy
>>76128115
Universities need to all be destroyed. We need to start again.
No textbook could ever keep up, our memes evolve so quickly you'd need a new book every day- week
>>76128115
well memed, OP
I hope my credits transfer
>>76128115
>when your workmates use and talk about memes
>when they still mention epic and for the win
>>76128115
This screams meme war recruitment mi5 and CIA actually want to wage war with 4chan and have no means to do it, this is fucking desperate if true and i do mean IF!
wheres the link for this?
>>76128349
Explain this
>>76138057
>This screams meme war recruitment mi5 and CIA actually want to wage war with 4chan
Holy shit. Best destructive thing to memes are indeed normies
>>76138231
>Portland
There's your answer.
>>76138057
>>76138324
What if they want to harness the power of meme magic?
>>76128115
Still better than woman studies and other degenerate shit. Memetic warfare is the future.
Future is now.
>>76128115
>>76128396
>>76128467
I wonder who could be behind this?
>>76128496
Kek will eat your liver, heretic
>>76128115
Serious question time:
Which is more likely to land you a high paying job: a gender studies degree or a meme degree?
>>76128115
I'm an honorary doctorate of memetic interference
>>76128508
>(Sah-jay)
>>76128701
>6th phase
Meme magic
>7th phase
Praise Kek
>8th phase
Meme warfare
>9th phase
Memetic singularity
>Written by Maurice Cohen
>Cohen
The Jews are going to start using memes to help push their agenda.
>>76137654
Pepe has transcended races
>>76128115
How do you teach memes and stay within a SJW curriculum? I can already tell this is a huge scam.
>>76138593
Meme degree. You could always get a job in advertising with that.
>>76138809
They probably stick to plebbit and 9fag.
>>76138373
every fucking time! what the hell is going on over there.
>>76138593
Is there a difference?
Supply and demand
People will pay to go to this class for whatsoever reason.
Nothing should be done over idiots who don't know how to properly invest in their education and themselves.
>>76128115
> UK
Remember to buy your official Puppy Pride flag, Bongs!
http://www.ebay.com/itm/111951281171
>>76128115
With any luck we can use this as a vector to infect them with our memes.
>>76139129
what is that...?
>Rows of students repeatedly saying "Hmm.really makes you think..."
>Professor constantly asking "What did he mean by this?"
>Jewish professors writing obscurantist papers on Pepe
>>76138709
Praise kek!
>>76139426
A product of jewish memes.
just logged into GF's HBO and turned on smirking kike Bill Maher.
He's trying his best to get "whiny little bitch" trending on twatter which, if it's working I surely haven't heard about it,
Maher is fucking hillary's cult-- what a shock, a jew licking the cunt of a Clinton....
>>76131482
>>76139426
The new face of Britain, of course.
https://twitter.com/PupSocial
The Devil is real and he walks among us.
>>76139511
some dumb tumblr bitch put "A simple farmer, tending meme crops" for where do u see urself in 10 yrs time? in my school yrbook REEEEEEEE
Yes goyim pay us 100k to teach you about memes so you can flip burgers after you graduate.
>>76139574
hi BAP
>>76128115
I'd get a degree in Kek. Not sure how lucrative a field it would be tho
>>76139574
R A R E HOLY SHIT ITS ALL OVER
A
R
E
>>76138709
>Memetic singularity
aka Nirvana. Buddha was probably aware of kek and his arrival
>>76128115
lol only the tubmlr reddit feminists will learn this shit and government will hire them to crack down on 4chan criminals
>>76128365
this is why I love Australians
>>76131765
UK University
>>76128115
>bongs will spend months discussing poopoopeepee's effect on the meme market
>>76139645
Dressing up in a dog suit and humping cute skinny British guys doesn't sound that awful for hell.
>>76139841
I wouldn't worry about it. Those kind of people lack the mental capacity to understand or create memes of power.
but they started offering meme degrees in the 60s with feminism
>>76128255
>That pic
Damn that is fucked up, poor dog, muslims amirite.
>>76139652
The internet should have stayed on the internet.
but alas, the memes were too dank.
forgive us oldfags as we knew not what we did.
>tfw there is a mixed class of gener studies and memeology for Crackychans period paintings.
>what a time to be alive.
>also that feel when banned for 20 minutes for posting a /pol/ born meme.
fuck you mods.
>>76139992
No but for him to do that he leaves his son unattended, who will be raped by his nanny
>>76128115
BRB signing up for maymay degree.
>>76139574
RARE
ARE
RE
E
>>76128115
Still 100x more useful than Liberal Arts Degrees. Hell I'd take it just for the hell of it.
>>76128899
Online shilling for your product. It happens on /g/ and /v/ quite often.
>>76139992
>Dressing up in a dog suit and humping cute skinny British guys doesn't sound that awful for hell.
Not for those cloaked in such suits, no.
Imagine the appeal to authority when
"I HAVE A DEGREE IN MEMEOLOGY"
>>76128255
MODS
>>76128612
>gondola not mentioned
THANK GOD
>>76141480
memeologists start at 300k
Fine it's fake, but the truth is there are people in security agencies studying the psychology of memetics right now, and very possibly getting it all wrong.
I wonder how much of the arts we get wrong because the people who first studied it did not quite get it.
>>76128115
>mfw leftist were right about cultural appropriation
>internet autist enclave creates dank maymays
>normies appropriate memes
>they cant even fucking get them right
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I have 7GB of pictures I saved from 4chan manually one by one.
am I an oldfag?
>>76128115
Goverent subsidized education leads to a hyperinflated amount of college degrees thus decreasing each degrees value overall.
This results in degreeabthat are utterly useless in the real world.
>>76128238
Both my flat mates browse 9gag on their phones. It hurts inside when they talk to me about memes.I just force out a smile and nod.
>>76128255
>that pic
Zyklon Ben would be proud.
>>76128612
please end my suffering
im still waiting on the source from OP so im starting to get skeptical
>>76128612
It's the only textbook that would justify updating to newest edition for the course.
>>76128612
Name of the book?
>>76137598
Meme lover 2: down of JUST
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1465048408453.webm
link?
>>76132751
>http://www.northwesternflipside.com/2011/11/23/northwestern-unveils-new-meme-studies-department/
>Linsenmeier revealed several of the courses offered by the new Department of Internet Memeology, which included “Introduction to Redditology,” “History of the Internet: IRC, /b/, and Beyond,” and a 300-level course in “The Sociology of Rage Comics.”
Fucking canada
>>76143079
cuck
>>76128612
Pretty Accurate
>>76128115
There was a thread yesterday where some anon posted some west point student's thesis about harnessing meme warfare to create counter-propaganda for enemy populations.
The author recommended utilizing behavior analysts (author mong other things), which I happen to have a master's degree in. I hope to fuck that's actually going on, I'd love to shitpost for Uncle Sam. No idea where to begin as far as how to seek out a career in meme warfare though
>>76128115
>>76128115
This makes sense actually, I can see it being an asset to a companies marketing, to make effective memes for their products.
hell of alot more practical than a lot of other degrees they offer.
>>76138231
>>76138373
>>76139012
You for how much portland prides themselves on being progressive and liberal they're accepting the least syrian refugees of any larg city.
Really makes tou think
>>76128115
Good for them for adding a meme degree. Women's arts should be taught at every college
>>76146196
Thier mayor is gay and doesn't want to get killed.
Degrees themselves are all memes at this point.
>>76143079
my brother does this
>>76145415
Messed it up abit so decided to let boredom to take it away
>>76146632
>>76146730
>w w well did i pass the test....
>>76128115
> meme degree
> not rare pepe degree
>>76144487
You do realize Northwestern is an American university in Illinois, right?
>>76139574
Where the fuck is this RARE located?
>>76128255
Fucking mudslimes
>>76128612
HAHAHAHAH holy shit. I have never expected something like this to come. We've meme'd ourselves into textbooks. Good or bad, this is pretty fucking legendary. And the best thing is that memes change with time and are directly affect by culture. We will always be steps ahead.
>>76128465
its a simplified way of saying internet fad
>>76128115
>exam day
>been studying dank memes all week
>open exam booklet to the first question
>>76147522
>>76148810
>>76149190
im still bored...
>>76128328
>>76128612
Rules 1 and 2 broken
Why doesn't /b/ do anything
So a degree in memes would give you a license to be politically incorrect, right?
>>76144487
>>Fucking canada
Northwestern Uni is AMERICAN, you moron. Anon is yet another living embodiment of the failure of American education. As an American, your arrogance is matched only by your ignorance. Could you be any more stereotypical? You're a meme, yourself.
This idiot anon aside, that article was a piece of satire from the campus newsletter. That same edition also had an article protesting the absence of Captain America and his role in the civil war in university textbooks.
Then again, idiot Americans like anon above might actually think that Captain America is real.
>>76128612
>NWS
>Not work safe
ONE JOB
>>76133774
why do you get 4 flags but I can only have 3, check your privilege
>>76149355
I cant stop.....
>>76129046
That's why I tell my wife's son that my funding comes with the condition that he maintains a 3.5+ GPA and can only change majors into another STEM field.
>>76128115
>Memes
>Internet phenomenon
so from day 0 they already don't know what they are talking about?
>>76129046
>I'm going to get a masters in it
So, he would be a literal "mememaster".
I'm starting to get afraid, this has gone out of control.
>>76128115
Liberals wasting more government money learning how to manipulate the masses (since Hillary's muh vagina shit isn't working anymore)
>>76128115
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Shit, but still better than a sjw degree somehow.
>>76128115
Seems about right we need more inclusive degrees as to not be intellicutalist
>>76128255
Muslims just make me mad, I get that they're violent monkeys, but fuck me.
>>76145291
>shitpost for Uncle Sam
You and me both know you'd be shitposting for uncle goldberg.
>>76152491
There are a lot of degrees in bullshit, what harm is another?
Anons, since antisemitism spreads like cancer and memes are the most subtitle way to infect people, we can expect antisemitism to rise.
On the other side, I feel horrible knowing they will now not only use but also understand the memes and the language.
It has been a hell of a ride, but it will end in the next 2 years.
>>76152251
Why contain it?
>>76128255
It also censored in Japan.. this picture must be fake
>>76154054
i corrected a spelling mistake and kept adding
>Fake link.
>Over two hundred fucking replies.
You're all a disgrace.
>>76155522
MORE
>>76128255
Post Ben's unedited version
