This man comes in and squeezes your wife's arse
What do?
>>76103490
Sue him.
It's beat down! Time!
>>76103490
Beat the shit out of him. Trudeau is a rich-boy who lives off of daddy's money. He's never won an honest fight in his life.
>>76103490
If you don't let your wife fuck your enemies, they win.
>>76103490
I suckered his dick op
>>76103490
knock him out......anyone have an webm of him going down in 1 punch?
Look him dead in the eyes and say "It's 2016, come on!" then don't punch him so I win.
>>76103490
Breaking and entering. Tresspass, sexual assault, New York is a stand your ground state...I'd shoot him in the kneecaps and hands. Make him squirm for fun.
>>76103490
kill
>>76103712
/thread
>>76103490
Fuck my wife in front of him because I know he likes to watch people have sex.
>>76103490
>wife
>>76103755
But honestly... You'd probably say "Hey, knock it off" or something like that
>>76103490
Ask him to stop the wildfire that is threatening to bankrupt Canada worse than his administration.
If I defeat him, he wins.
So... Kind of a pickle. Maybe just shoot my wife in the face.
>>76103714
>suckered
kek'd
ask him to let me return the favor
>>76103490
Hire 300 south Africans to remove him from my house.
>>76103490
he will probably commit sudoku after that...
Take a picture and call him a misogynistic pig, severely harming his political career as it's one of the only selling points he has for the public.
>>76103666
I don't know, he did beat up some conservative politician from Canada.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuSpZ3_5pTc
Though to be fair this fight looks laughable to me, and I've only done boxing for like a year.
>>76103490
>implying i have a wife
>implying Turdeaus frail feminine wrist would not snap if he attempted to squeeze anything
Tell him that he should kill himself for disrespecting women like that and spreading misogyny.
In order to stay politically correct he will do sepukku.
The End.
Buy her a strapon, so she could fuck his faggot ass
>>76103816
I shoot bobcats and coyotes on a weekly basis, they're endangered. Why would I stop there? Honestly I doubt an intruder would get further than the front hallway of my home. My dogs sleep there. Mail and parcel delivery companies give memos to their drivers to never knock on our door or pass the markers for the invisible fence.
TLDR story for why: a dog we used to own mauled a female postal carrier.
>>76103490
Tell him I'm German
>>76103490
Grant her permission to kick his ass.
>>76104205
Why would you shoot animals that are endangered you asshole
My wife and I would laugh and say "Oh, you!" and then I'd give him Mapquest directions to the nearest gay bar.
>>76103490
i would do pic related
Show him this picture
>>76103490
I squeeze his dick and don't let go. When he tries to fight me, I put a knife to his throat. Then I corner him and continue to squeeze his dick until he gets hard and cums while my girlfriend laughs at him. I smell my hand and it smells like his balls and dick, I lick my fingers, laugh and leave him alone.
>>76104531
>>76103490
If you squeeze your enemy's wife's ass, they win.
>>76103490
I call my brothers over and we decapitate the infidel where he stands
>>76103490
Painful hold
Continue on with my day.
And not give a single fuck.
>>76103490
Start a wildfire.
>>76103938
>Sudoku
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHA
>>76103490
Magdump center mass
>>76103490
elbow her while you're at it Justin.
>>76103490
Well, he'd be trespassing on my property to be able to squeeze my wife's ass. I'd shoot him in the face, plant a knife on him, call the cops, tell them a some life guard looking twink broke into my house and was sexually assaulting my wife, they cart his body off, I rent a Rug Doctor, clean up the mess and then proceed to shitpost on /pol/ and /k/.
>>76103490
Touch his chin lightly and watch him fall unconscious
>>76104337
I'm a farmer, livestock can't protect themselves. Sometimes I use a small rifle like a .22 to nip a coyote in the rear, them let the dogs finish it off. Don't ever let anyone tell you Dalmatians aren't vicious.
>>76104264
That can't be real...
>>76103953
Is this how Canadian politics work?
For such a cucked society it's an incredibly masculinist way of doing things
Elbow him.
>>76103490
ask him to apologise
funny thing is he would
>>76105588
Good job spotting the fake article. Buy yourself a burger on me.
>>76103712
only missing the leaf flag
>>76103490
Wife swap agreed !???
Nioce it's muffy mashing time
>>76105562
What kind of fucking retarded animals do you have that are threatened by coyotes and bobcats? If it's chickens then BUILD A FUCKING COOP OR A FENCE it's not that hard you mongrel
>>76103490
pull the race card (im hispanic), he wont hesitate to apologize, give me canadian tax dollars, and make me a national hero.
>>76103490
"Look, over there! A Muslim is being oppressed." Then punch the back of his head as he turns around.
Get in between the two and go full Anteater until he leaves.
>>76104071
This
