Post greentexts of daily life in a liberal paradise
OC welcome
ill dump some of mine b4 404
>>76093151
lol liberals are a dying breed there will be no liberal future
>>76093749
not if we lose the war comrade
>>76094065
we won't lose nothing last forever and its the liberals time to fall. 5-10 years liberal will be pretty much gone everywhere around the world
>>76093151
SargonOfAkkad's first Youtube videos were him just reading a few of those old greentext stories out loud, but he seems to have deleted the clips. Bummer.
>2017
>wake up
>eat sugary cereal
>take bus to work
>play game on phone for an hour on bus
>sit in a cubicle
>click on xcel files for 4 hours
>eat McGreasefat for lunch
>attend daily group cohesion values seminar
>browse reddit for the rest of the day
>take bus home
>play games on phone for an hour
>eat a box of ice cream while watching cnn
>pay internet bill, tv bill, electric bill and rent
>jerk off to virtual reality porn
>go to sleep on my sleep number comfy matress
>>76093151
>year zero after arrival
>the liberals need to be punished
>by GLORIOUS LEADER's logic, the entire population of Earth must suffer horrible torture forever by being hooked up on life support so they never die
>the entire femdomicininic quasimultidemishittransnigger population of Earth are forced to watch the spec op drones, built via complete lobotomization of the mentally challenged, slowly ground up oppressed minorities until the spilled blood dyes every body of water red
>they soon run out of people and have to resort to cloning instead
>gorillions are already dead by this horrifying rampage of white privilege, regardless of the life support systems
>only a few of the 5 ton deathfat matriarches remain
>the GLORIOUS LEADER shows up himself
>they hurl insults at him, but he doesn't care
>he says "damn i like my women thick but this is too much"
>a few lardasses get heart attacks but the biodrones inside them quickly revive them and remove the copious amounts of plaque
>"i guess you can be made into rinds, my men have got hungry after killing so many niggers and other degenerates, you certainly have the materials required", poking one with his bloody boot
>the lardasses' ovaries explodes, the resulting jiggle triggering a small earthquake
>one sjw's jiggle's frequency matches to the frequency of the Earth
>it causes a resonance
>"ooh looks like we recreated Tesla's earthquake machine here, better get out"
>a second after walking into the portal, the planet snaps into exactly 6 gorillion pieces, deliberately showing the amount of innocent yehudim that perished in the shoah
>after walking out of the portal, the GLORIOUS LEADER looks back and says one line that will be written in history books forever
>"it was a privilege"
>>76096676
>i like my women thick but this is too much
kek, thanks serbia
>>76093151
guys it's just starting lol
no revolution
nothing
just surveillance state
..............
he's watching
shhh
Hehehehe this!
more of an /r9k/ one but it has a similar vibe
>>76095389
2spoopy
