Forreal why are mapleniggers on /pol/ so fucking autistic?
Like did someone hide mercury in that maple syrup they drink?
duyyyyyyyyy
>>76092495
Their flag is a leaf.
If that isn't proof of retardation, I don't know what is.
>Americans
>Relevant on /pol/
I don't even like maple syrup
aunt jemima all day
>>76092495
It's the briitish dominion autism syndrome
They are just trying too hard to look like Fagstralia
>>76092604
your welcome for 4cahn you britbong
>pic related its your town on a monday night
>>76092604
>britbongs
>relevant at all
>>76092604
t. Mahmud al-Britani
>>76092495
Something after the Trudeau election just broke them.
Leafposters used to slightly higher quality than burgers, I remember better days, but then DUDE WEED MAN Trudeau threads started coming around, then he was elected, and after then Canadians have been like the shittiest snarkiest most intentionally obtuse argumentative women you could imagine
Hey fellow Maple Niggers, I have a question.
Apparently we only have 15,000 people incarcerated in our prisons? Anyone work in the industry or know why that is? Seems like it should be higher because there's constantly stabbings around my area alone in Scarlem / GTA.
Is it because a tonne of them are in half-way houses so they aren't considered incarcerated?
>>76092906
Strangely, they didn't even get their dude weed out of the deal.
Maybe it's heroin.
>>76092495
Whenever you see an autistic Canadian post he is most likely a basement dwelling marijuana user from Vancouver.
>>76092822
>>76092852
>>76092871
Your country has twice as many mosques as mine though.
>>76092967
they get a slap on the wrist, ive seen some native out on bail after second degree mjrder charges
>>76093018
Yeah, you could also blow a UK-sized hole in it and nobody would notice.
>>76092906
wake me up fampai
>>76092604
Were always more relevant than your dying, hag, and prune of a queen.
Go back to sucking ahmeds muslim cock.
>>76093066
You're talking gibberish
>>76092495
All our buildings are made with asbestos and in the cities we still have a lot of lead pipes
>>76092695
That's still syrup you nigger. You're literally drinking corn syrup from a bottle.
At this rate canadians will trump us in obesity.
>>76093018
one state here is larger than your entire country, famalam, so i'm not sure how you thought that wouldn't backfire.
you're anonymous though, so we good desu.
>>76092495
there are some legit cool af canadian posters here every now and then, so let's not rustle their forest floor, ifyouknowwhatimsayinkek
Because Canadians, much like the British, have an inferiority complex when it comes to America. On a scale of nations, they're the beta orbiter that's always complains about chads within their echo chamber of other beta orbiters. They're like the /r9k/ of countries.
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>>76092976
Oh they got lit alright.
>>76092906
BECAUSE ALL YOU DO IS SHITPOST ABOUT HIM I NEVER HEAR ABOUT TURD DOODOO OUTSIDE OF POL FUCK OFF
>>76093253
t. 3k+ mosques
>>76093322
Case in point
>>76093322
somebody put out this forest fire
>>76093381
If you put out the fire, it wins.
>>76092495
>>76093381
I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE STUPID FIRE ALBERTA IS MORE AMERICAN THAN CANADIAN THEYRE EVEN ALL CUTLETS THEY CAN ALL BURN THEYRE JUST A COLD DUBAI ALL THEY HAVE IS OIL
>>76093295
Why can't canada see this is the work of the jews?
>>76093441
If you burn the white house the Americans win ;)
>>76093143
Trudeau literally cucked.
99% of it is bait meant to stir everything up. 1% are actual fags who live in canada that got tossed up into the mix.
I for one enjoy the constant shiftlinging between Britain and her former colonies, and I think we're united in our hatred of the eternal beady eyed aryan and the turkish menace
>>76093486
We don't care we have a trillion more trees Toronto alone probably has more forests than all of England
>>76093476
>>76093562
>probably
Nice to see you made it out of bed at some point in your life
>>76092967
Criminals' freedom is more important than citizen's safety and the integrity of our cities.
>>76093622
Alberta is literally the shittiest province they just have oil and nothing else of any value even the people are Cucks who just beg to get raped by American nigger dicks.
>>76093627
Fuck off
Canada is the best country in North America not counting Trudeau,
prove me wrong
Protip: You can't
>>76093771
Oh, take off!
>>76092906
Be nice to Canada.
"She" is transitioning right now and hasn't worked up the courage to use the Ladies room to tinkle.
It's ok Tranada. After a quart of bourbon and a six pack, I think you look quite passable. You should totally go flirt with China.
>>76093841
Canada is 200 years and accomplished more than 90% of the world and we have the second biggest country on earth. Everyone else literally cannot compare with us
>>76093771
People talk an awful lot of shit about Alberta despite taking yearly handouts so their shit province can still exist.
>>76092604
>Bongs
>Relevent in the past 100 years
>>76094028
America is so obsessed with us it's pathetic, nobody in Canada thinks about you, nobody in Canada cares about you, in fact if every American dropped dead nobody would even notice.
All you guys can do is shitpost about us how we're brothers or how Canada loves America well we don't.
>>76094241
Those provinces are just as bad
>>76094305
Oh god are you a BCfag, hello Chung Li
>>76094257
Suck my left nut
>>76094259
>>76094396
No I'm not! British Columbia is the worst Anglo province in the country. It's almost equal to Quebec.
And no I'm not a fucking chink. If I were prime minister id introduce a 10 million dollar head tax for every chink and take their money and deport them! If anyone like the EU or UN has a problem with that they can kiss my leaf ass
>>76094438
Then turn off your computer
>>76094259
>>76094438
Considering Canada is almost entirely an export country and we export 80% of our goods to the US, I think we kind of are obsessed with them.
>>76094575
No americans are obsessed with us because they buy all our crap.
>>76094438
that anime fucking sucked. Nothing happened over the course of like ten episodes. Just two homos trying to get some faggy ass diary
>>76094259
But we'd have to go to the Costco in Richmond instead of the one in Bellingham
>>76094685
All your what crap?
>times I've seen a "Made In Canadia" sticker
>times I bought tourist maple syrup in literally a fucking leaf bottle
>>76094745
yeah really, I watched til like a few episodes before the end thinking it would get good at some point but it never did and I just got fed up. Still a good image though.
>>76094794
I have no idea what you're talking about
>>76094814
Mostly raw materials, minerals and lumber but we make a lot of other stuff half my closet is made in Canada
>>76094437
One cannot suck what doesn't exist.
>>76094897
Shut the fuck up this isn't /a/
Nigger
>>76094897
Anime is garbage, it's pathetic you watch a show designed for virgin losers who get turned on seeing some zed cup pink haired girl in a thong
>>76094929
>half my closet is made in Canada
everything about Canada sucks. there is no collective culture or a sense of pride associated with canadian nationality. everyone bought into the multiculturalism lie. you're left feeling like you have no stake in society. I would never die defending this country's sovereignty.
white people are a minority in Toronto and the surrounding cities and this shit still hasn't dawned on them, and even if it did, it would be too late because of all the uneducated, unskilled, liberal voters that are being imported from 3rd world countries under the pretence of a growing economy and job market, yet this hasn't been the case for over a decade, and the advent of automation will make these series of bad decisions and governing failures a lesson to any countries that still have a chance.
I want off this fucking ride.
>>76092604
>guaranteed replies
>>76095073
Everyone has their own fetishes bro, don't judge.
>>76094929
>half my closet is made in Canada
You should just come out of there
>>76094985
>whiny newfag
>>76095085
Yes? I support my countries industry
>>76095114
>no culture
Stopped reading there, there is a culture if you alberta Cucks and Quebecucks left we could finally embrace our Anglo heritage
>>76095222
You're the centre of the gay rights movement
Can you imagine
To be the second biggest land mass and be owned by a fucking island
Can you imagine
That you've been less relevent in all of history then fucking poland
Can you imagine
Having no heritage, to be known only by the immigrated countries where you're from? Do you think a person in Canada is proud to be Canadian?
Can you imagine
Being so fucking retarded and obsessive that instead of better improving your own country 90% of canadians spend all of their time shit talking their neighbor despite being entirely relied upon him?
Canada seems to me to be a failed social experiment
Where they round up people who have absolutely nothing going for them and plopped them into a vast amount of resources just to see what would happen
And surprise, nothing
Nothing happens
While other large land masses become super powers of trade and resources
canadians instead spend their time wasting all of their money on feeling good and failed social policies
Why do you think canadians even shitpost?
They have nothing
They are nothing
This is all they have
>>76095209
...
This is /pol/
>>76095300
We have San Francisco, you have Toronto.
At least ours is warm.
>>76095224
>we could finally embrace our Anglo heritage
who? you and your small town in the middle of fucking no where? I'm sure small ethnically/culturally homogeneous communities are lovely, I wish I lived in one. But they don't matter as much as all the big cities that have been/are being forfeited to non-Canadians in the greater scale of Canada's prosperity.
>>76095317
Can you imagine
having the worlds largest army and being taken over by spics who just walk across the border
Can you imagine
The only thing relevant about you in the 21st century is that you still mutilate your dicks
Can you imagine
Having no heritage so all you can do is talk about where your great grandfather came from
Can you imagine
Being so retarded that you let niggers into your country
>>76095562
>not enjoying the cold
kill yourself my gardener
>>76095562
Warm weather is for niggers and other shitskins
>>76095594
I'm not an Anglo I'm a European (sadly), I live in Toronto when people talk about no culture I tell them to fuck off because this country is not their home.
I don't want you faggot Cucks here who hate this country, it's history, it's culture, it's heritage and it's customs. If I could deport every self hating canadian in this country I would even if it means id be the last Canadian on this planet it would be worth it.
>>76092574
They gave up the glorious ensign for.....
a leaf. Bunch of cunts.
>>76095676
>thread about canadians
>Let's shit talk america which has nothing to do with the discussion at hand to hide our own faults since everything in that current post is true and I have no way to counter any of the arguements
>expecting valid discussion on canadian faults and how to fix them from a country which practices fucking Keynesian economics and views republicans like devils
>17 posts by this ID
Go home retard
>>76093337
Dumb frog poster
>what is population differences
>>76095952
shhhh he's canadian
don't be mean
>>76093503
The Brits burnt it
>>76095952
You want me to talk about how I would fix this country? Ask what you want and I'll tell you how id fix it.
>>76095880
>deport every self hating canadian
>I'm a European (sadly)
wow. do you see what is wrong with you? I won't even waste any more time with you, you fucking cuck.
>>76096076
I never said we burnt it dumb ass, way to show how insecure you are
>>76096180
Yes I'm sad I'm European because I'm not an Anglo how does this make me a cuck? Is it bad to admit that Anglos are the master race? What's wrong with that?
Maybe you're the cuck because you live in an Anglo country and would rather someone embrace their barbaric European heritage as opposed to the Anglo heritage of their country.
>>76095223
great job telling off that bully dude
>>76096141
I want you to address your own faults instead of diverting your anger back
I want you to see the retardation of your acts
But canadians are such self smug pricks, They can't view themselves objectively
They can't address their own faults
You are on par with muslims in my book
I've seen 60 iq niggers realize the consequences of actions
I have yet to see a Canadian do the same
All of you fucks live in some sort of fantasy land where nothing you do is ever bad and everybody is automatically worse then you
Get off your high horse you fucking leaf
>>76096421
Okay so you actually can't think of anything?
Your paragraph was pointless I don't know why I wasted time reading it.
>>76096185
Then what was your worth in mentioning it? Because it was a victory by another nation?
>>76093018
>conveniently ignores that his country has 1/6th the population
>>76096302
Being from a romance language speaking country is still better than being a slav, assuming youre french..
>>76096076
Why does your chimpanzee president hate us?
He's the most anti-bong US president ever.
He fucking knows we've got your back, and his apewife laid hands on Her Majesty.
That's a fucking declaration of war. NOBODY touches Her Gracious Majesty.
That monkey is fucking lucky she wasn't wrecked by the Royal Guard.
She's not just a symbol of our coutry. She IS the country.
Trump likes us because he's half Scottish. He is entitled to bong citizenship.
>>76096777
No I'm Hungarian
>>76096302
'Anglos' and Europeans collectively made the US and Canada into the great countries they are/were. You've been contaminated by the divisive tricks of the jewish machine that seek to undermine white unity and its collective accomplishments through out Western cultures/civilizations, which are objectively the greatest in the world.
At some point Anglos forfeited their empire out of weakness and incompetence. Look at what a traditionally Anglo/Canadian representative government has allowed to happen to this country. They are the ones that evidently hate their identity, culture, etc. to the point of taking all white Canadian immigrants along with them on their sinking ship, regardless of Anglo or Euro origin.
Right behind the unskilled/uneducated immigrant problem is the Anglo problem.
