This is Bob Burgerstains, when Bob is taking a stroll and doing some shopping the fellow americans that pass him by nod respectfully towards him and smile and he responds in kind.
They do this to show him the respect he deserves, for pooping your pants is deeply rooted in american culture and is the sure sign of a patriot and hard worker.
Pooping your pants show that you live a busy american life style, Bob is too busy living the american dream and grabbing life by the horns to have time for the loo.
As the americans say, " if you gotta go you gotta go "
Look at this man, how proudly and patriotic his stance is. This is the kind of stance that radiates a " Yes I am american, yes I pooped my pants, yes I am proud of it. Deal with it! " attitude.
When other americans see the burgerstains on his pants they will know he is a true american, too busy for silly loo's. He got his hands full living the american dream and he is not going to let a little bit of poop slow him down.
I have plenty of American friends, and when I asked them about the pants pooping in american culture they suddenly became very defensive, claiming it is perfectly normal and acceptable to poop in your pants if you are too busy to find a loo at the moment, plus you can always clean up later. " If you gotta go you gotta go they said ".
I have had this discussion with at least 4 americans and they all find this socially acceptable.
Looks tasty
In America, pooping your pants is so common and naturalized that manufacturers have started to make adult diapers in " sexy models ".
The american on the picture shows a lot of class and intelligence by both pooping in her pants just like american culture dictates, but also saving her pants by wearing an adult diaper.
She even chose a sexy style adult diaper and makes sure to show it off to entice american males in the vicinity.
Very impressive.
Look at this lady. She pretended to drop something just so she could bend over and proudly display her burgerstains.
Impressed fellow americans nearby will now know that she is a true patriot and american. She is empowered, her head held high and with poop in her pants.
She is a strong american woman and she does not have no time for silly loo's. She's got life by the horns and she is not letting go for anything.
>Why exactly do americans shit in their pants?
To understand the answer to this question you need to first understand american culture. In american culture pooping your pants is a sure way to come off as somebody patriotic and hard working.
By pooping your pants you show that you are too busy living the american dream, too busy grabbing life by the horns to worry about silly loo's and poop.
They wear the burgerstain on their pants like a war veteran wears the medal on his chest, with great pride.
The burgerstain epidemic needs to be discussed in order for us to put it in it's proper context in american culture. There are so many questions to answer.
I'm just waiting for a triggered burger response... Keep it up, Sven. This is gold.
These are probably people with medical problems like Crohn's Disease.
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>>76086184
Just take the bait, would ya? I barely get to use my OCpasta nowadays.
10/10 thread.
I ain't even mad
>tfw once you're old enough you just have to wear a diaper
What's the best age to end one's life before that happens?
>>76086111
numbers & flag
There is nothing wrong with this.
Are you triggered? You're lying if you say you don't accidentally shit your pants every once in a while. Happens to everyone.
>>76085877
i'd rather shit my pants then have my country over run by sand niggers.
It's really common to see, yes, but its a diet thing.
>DESIGNATED SHITTING PANTS
Fortunately this kinda shit only happens in the cesspool that is the southern part of USA.
I'm so happy I live in the North. The south is so fucking disgusting and full of niggers. If Mexico annexed the South I wouldn't even be mad desu.
I never see this in public
>>76085877
Meanwhile at the Walmarts of Kentucky.
Why is Sweden so mad today?
as an american i've seen people shit themselves before but never not notice
>>76086753
Neither have I and I thank the Lord for it.
>>76086184
I'd wager a lot of cheap foods as well. Some of that fat free shit goes right through you.
What really baffles me is how someone can fo about their business after shitting themselves.
>>76085877
literally got 7 anti-american threads going on, all started by a buttblasted swede.
come home, sven.
This 'America poops it's ,pants" meme based on some cherry picked images of pants that are selected by the community to be the recycling trouser-wear for the community needs to stop
America is the nicest pantsed country on Earth. If you think poo-pants smells than you are an idiot. Poo-pants has delicious small. America smells of poo-pants then it smells delicious. European countries smell of
Muslims
Rape
Cuckholdry
Nogunz
Communism
It is disgusting an unnatural. America has good natural smell. I enjoy my poo-pants smell not fucking Marxism and feminism anti-white cuck perfume conditioner with liberal qualities. Even though it's sexy when women cuck. You Eurofucks have destroyed your noses. Also, there is no shit in the average American pants. The only shit is in designated shitting pants. And if there is shit in the river it's because the fish shit their pants, not humans shitting their fish-pants. Don't believe the memes. Europe are the smelly ones. Euros never invented adult diapers and they let muslims runb wild. Most Euros have muslim poo in their pants
>>76086939
You ain't from b'low the Mason Dixon line if you ain't never seen a person shit himself and not notice.
>>76086620
امسح هذه
>>76086929
national day coming up in 2 days
Americans are nasty af
Why can't America poo in the loo?
>>76087043
you are correct .
>>76087011
shut up , shitters are everywhere .
>>76086184
All of these examples are obese. They're probably eating ultra-processed crap on a daily basis; full of HFCS and transfats and totally devoid of fiber.
2/10 seen this same shit before.
>>76085877
>Reply
>making fun of an old dude
i look forward to striking you
>>76086970
Fucking hilarious
>>76086753
I worked at wally world for a year and never saw it once.
>>76085877
Poo goes in loo, not in pants.
DESIGNATED
BURGER
STAINS
>>76087043
Or don't shop at Wal-Mart, you fucking pleb. Gross.
>>76086929
Murricabros made a thread about how fucked Sweden is. They have detailed itinerary and pics. Anon is probably counter-trolling to save face instead of fixing his country by removing dindu's.
>>76085877
So your hiding in the cuck shed right now while your wife is being plowed eh Sven?
>>76085877
>Making a joke at the expense of a man who obviously has a medical issue.
>Swedish flag
Fucking muslims truly are the lowest form of life.
>>76087370
Smelled something very similar today at Lidl.
They have a huge social housing complex full of niggers and sandniggers just next door.
>>76087056
>امسح هذه
kek
>>76087155
Freedom of choice. Something you Euros will never understand
>>76085877
You seem mad Sven, did someone close to you get blacked recently?
Eh... Weak bait swedcuck senpai~
>>76087357
this thread lmao
>>76085877
I dont undestand american people, I didnt shit in my pants not even when I had gastroenteritis.
How... How much do you have to actually shit yourself for it to leak through your underwear AND your pants??
Butthurt swedes aside, how do none of these people feel that?
>>76085877
screencap this already
>>76086595
The burger prepares to post something clever. He slams his fat fingers into the keyboard, squinting at the letters because 50 chins block his FOV.
He begins furiously typing, the keys rattle with each press. But he cannot make any legible sense because thoughts of McDonald's, his sister's vagina and 9/11 nevar 4get) keep popping into his head. He manages to string a few nonsensical words together, he hits post. Suddenly, his heart begins to fill with pride at the American education system. They taught him to finish a sentence.
He stands up, knocking over a gallon of deit coke, and raises his hand to his man boobs. Soft trumpets play in the background as he whispers "Murica!" with teary eyes.
Tragically his heart gives way to such undue stress of standing up. He tumbles to the ground with a loud splat, struggling to breath. The life slowly leaves his beady eyes...
And this is the story of a proud, red white and blue Murican! Dog bless USA.
>>76085877
I love these threads
>>76085877
I dont understand but Im not laughting at all, in fact I feel bad for these people but Im also kind of pro United states of America
>>76085927
i'm american and can confirm, if you have to poop just do it on yourself.
>>76085877
>This is Bob Burgerstains
I swear when I was little it was Bob Burgersteins. Why did they change it?
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>>76087176
>this is normal
one could say that burger education is pure shit but that would stain your reputation
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>>76086088
Truly some high-test burgershitposting, my shed-dwelling friend
