Did anyone else here about this!?
xD
Its actually real
Ali delivers yet another big jab to the left before leaving this earth
>>76056776
>bernie literally has his brain full of cancer
That pretty much explains his entire campaign.
Well, poor Bernie. I guess the stress just got it worse
BAHAHAHAHA
>From linking sexual abstinence to cancer to blaming disease on the “ails of society,” Sanders has sometimes professed opinions on health as alternative as his political ideas. He penned essays in his twenties arguing that sexual repression causes cancer in women, and suggested through his late forties that the disease has psychosomatic causes
Just found this while double checking OP
http://time.com/4249034/bernie-sanders-alternative-medicine-cancer/
>At the event, he went on to suggest that cancer is caused by mental distress, echoing his views from the 1960s. He pointed to Nora Astorga, a Sandanista politician who visited Burlington in 1987 and later died of cervical cancer. Sanders proposed that Astorga’s cancer was caused by grief from her experiences in the war in Nicaragua.
PFFFFFT
>>76056776
>sanders getting head cancer
Y u godda bait me like this anon, that's just mean
>>76056809
Link faggot
"Details are murky at this point, but it has been leaked by some of Bernie's campaign staff that during a cancer screening x-ray a mass could be seen right half of sanders brain. The suspected growth is small and there is no indication as of right now that it is indeed cancerous. "It is very lucky we were able to catch this early if at all given his ( bernie sanders) history with alternative medicine" said one of his staff earlier today. In fact it appears true that bernie has not had a screening till now and only did so at the request of one of his advisors. Please stay tuned for more details as more information surfaces in this story."
>>76056776
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>>76056776
FEEL THE BRAIN
>>76057199
sadly fake, it was a rumor on /b/
>>687757817
Fuck you OP
>>76057175
KEK DOES NOT GIVETH ONLY IN CHECKS BUT IN MEME MAGIC KEK ONLY GIVES CHECKS AT THE RIGHT TIME.
KEK WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS
>>76056776
Bernie Sanders kills children.
He drains the life force from infants to buy a few extra weeks.
someone post bruvs i cant find anything
The fuck stories been removed
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/03/us/sanders-cancer/index.html
>>76057199
that's meme magic worthy
OP HERE - SANDERS IS CALLING FOR REMOVAL OF ALL NEWS OUTLETS POSTING REGARDING IT!!
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/03/us/sanders-cancer/index.html was the source! anyone can find an unremoved source!?
>>76057511
holy fuck dude. Its gone all of it. Not one hour ago it was everywhere wtf.
>>76056809
>11 hours ago
As if /pol/ wouldn't have a thread within 15 seconds that got stickied and 2000 replies.
I believe with Kek's help, this is a possibility. Perhaps both he and Shillary in one wish? Praise Kek!
>>76057511
Not tricking anyone summerfriend.
>>76056776
Checked...
>BBC News
>CNN
>Washington Post
>New York Times
>Politico
No Bernie cancer
Go fuck yourself op for making me reply. Here's a (You)
>>76057511
You should have linked immediately, confirmed for fake
>>76057007
Bernfags on suicide watch. He will die in either Trump or Hillary's first term in office.
Wayback machine shows nothing either.
OP is a faggot.
http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/03/us/sanders-cancer/index.html
>>76056776
No OP, I'm here, about this.
>>76056776
theres a better chance of being elected potus with head cancer than there is being bald
>>76057375
>exactly 200 posts apart
is he here?
>>76056776
yeah it's a fairly common form of cancer, known colloquially as 'socialism'
>>76056776
TRUMP MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>>76057728
Australia for the win.
>>>/b/687757817
>>76057022
>sexual repression causes cancer in women
if your'e a man and you're voting for this guy, you are a fucking deluded cuck
>>76057199
top jej
This cancer of his is old story.
The name of it is "Socialism".
>>76057175
>>76056776
I can't believe I'm laughing at people getting cancer. I don't even wish him any ill. /pol/ just makes shit seem funny.
I'm going to hell, goys.
>>76058019
>>687760999
>>76058481
Post was deleted
>>76058019
>>76056776
Cancer is not a joke!
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
>>76056776
On a serious note I wonder if the Google auto complete will begin to show up.
Why don't we use memetric warfare to give bernie brain cancer for reals reals, not for play play?
>>76058804
We can do it goys.
>>76058804
We must summon almighty KEK and ask his favor.
>>76059001
Also someone shoud make these into real patches.
Stop using meme magic to kill people. There must be a better way.
>>76056776
kek favors the drunk.
and disorderly.
Chaos is his game
bernie dying of cancer is his game
>>76056776
>tfw
>>76058804
im willing to give it a shot, kek be praised
>>76059087
Have a funny image Canada.
>>76058804
Kek to be praised !
>>76059087
if you put the fire out it wins!
>>76058684
piss off newfag with your shitty pasta
>>76056776
sanders would never die via trips
his cancer is progressing way to fast
>>76059281
Germany /pol/ gonna be off limits soon!
>inb4 please nuke!
>>76056776
>Brain cancer
Yea. Why would you be a commie otherwise?
>>76056776
>Bernie Sanders diagnose with brain cancer.
This is proof that Communism,Socialism, liberalism,leftist progressive is a mental illness,and is literally cancer.
>>76056776
Lmao, and they said socialism doesn't cause cancer
>>76056809
link?
>>76056776
>>76056809
PLZ BE REAL
>>76061222
Lol nice trips but it's /b/ and prolly /pol/ trying to spread a rumour!
>>76061222
Dont
>>76056776
>tfw Bernie decides to drop out due to brain cancer and dies
>tfw Hillary is indicted for epic email fuckup then has a stroke and dies
>>76056776
>diagnosed with brain cancer
This isn't really news. We've known for a long time about his communist leanings.
I can imagine this shitstorm Americans call "presidential campaign" giving an old man cancer.
>>76056809
>>76057175
420 praise it
>>76056947
Someone get this man a greencard before the cartel savages get him.
>>76057175
Praise Kek
>>76058804
May his tumor be large and inoperable.
>>76056947
fucking kek
