Who else supports banning Canada from this board?
ITT: Reasons why Canada should be banned
>>76056373
Because Ameribetics are the biggest shitposters on /pol/
Leafs should all be gassed
There's literally nothing wrong with Canadians. If anyone should be banned it should be Brits.
>>76056373
http://www.strawpoll.me/10392656
Let's settle this
If you ban us, we win!
Everytime a Canadian posts, there is a lot of damage.
DELETE THIS
>>76056662
Don't you have a wall to get started on Juan?
everyone knows Canada makes quality posts, burgerfags just want you to think it's the Canadians
AKA THE JEWS OF /pol/
>>76056373
>Ban Canada
Are you arguing against free speech?
>>76056775
(((burgerfags)))
>>76056576
You would have thought the great potato famine might have got that chip off your shoulders Ireland.
>>76056373
Because of shitposting
But this shitposting is somewhat funny, so let's not ban them
>>76056373
BLAME CANADA
BLAME CANADA
>>76056898
You know when a burger calls you Mohammed? That's what you are to me.
>>76056754
No, bubbles, I'm comfy af here. Let Trumpf build his hypothetical wall.
>>76056373
Please ban Canadian posters. At least the Aussies are funny.
>>76056373
>canadian """"""humour"""""""
Mexico gets a real wall. Canada gets a cyber wall. Maybe we'll have to start invading them too? They can't build a 9000km northern wall!
Yes ban Canada. But also ban India and Turkey.
>>76056373
i support it, canadian shitposts are not even funny
>>76056942
Literal Paco. The wall just got ten feet higher.
>>76056940
You are just mad that you are historically insignificant compared to us. It's ok cormac, let it all out.
>>76056630
I should've known the leafs would've raided the poll
>>76057094
you'll have to switch proxies then Ahkmed
say that to my face faggot not online and see what happens
>>76057232
We're not so different, you and I.
>>76057201
No, I'm not. I just pity the brits that dole out the famine jokes. There gone a bit dry now 2bh. Its the same reason why I stopped calling Brits Mohammed.
I enjoy posts from Canadians and Aussies. At least they have a sense of humor and provide a nice contrast to the echo chamber circle-jerk.
>>76057094
>Canada banned
>4chan censored in yurop by EU government
>mfw the board is now just americans, aussies, south americans and turks
>>76056576
australians, moot banned them once before.
>>76057148
That's fine, now that the relevant companies all have branches in Tacoland, there's no need to spend my healthy peso around niggers and their cucks.
>>76057370
No he didn't, newfag.
>He actually believes that meme
>>76057296
You're probably an Ontariofag so yeah we are
>>76057427
not so different you and I
>>76057297
Was that a joke within a joke? Kek
>>76057297
You are right, still we get a lot more shit. You guys get off lightly on here.
ban every province but alberta and quebec
problem solved
>>76057452
Don't tell me you're from best province Ahmed?!
>>76057458
>>76056373
Nigger, I don't even eat Timbits so why don't you piss the fr*ck off? Only A FUCKING BURGER would waste their time on a thread about how much they hate Canadians, while ironically contributing to no political discussion in doing so.
There might be a good deal of retarded Americans on here, but Canadians are almost exclusively terrible posters.
>>76057504
different i so not and you
Someone's jealous of our progressiveness
>>76057475
It's all banter m8
>>76056576
shut up, italy.
>>76057602
ayy lmao
>>76057525
>not eating timbits
how many fucking muzzies are in Canada... I take it all back, fucking nuke us please
Ban us all. We don't give a fuck
>>76057487
Quebec should be the first to go.
You have to understand our situation, buddies. We've been dragged into a hell of a country(in a bad way) and we haven't the slightest bit of dignity. At least with militant shitposting, we have a sort of reputation to stick to that makes us seem somewhat relevant. The 3 rules of Canadian shitposting: defecate, distract, derail. Canadians are sick of seeing things going well for others. /pol/ will be our killing ground until we are right-winged again.
You'll miss us when we're gone
>>76056373
That would make them Banada
>>76057588
Ahmed please
>>76057532
Seconded. The handful of """"acceptable"""" Canadaposts are not worth enduring this scourge.
Nothing of value would be lost. They aren't even fun to insult or bant with because they are shameless and fall back on their pathetic standby """""insults"""".
>>76057688
at least we're protecting our culture
isn't that /pol/s wet dream? just because it isn't yours don't get butthurt
>>76057746
i live in faggotville british columbia with the gooks, my life is hell and so i shitpost, you got me.
>>76057664
Timmies is shit and so are you for judging national pride based on where you get coffee in the morning
>>76057761
Thanks for the input Burger(((Stein)))
>>76057785
You were so close to purity, I have only pity for you my son
>>76057768
>French
>Culture
GUST THE LEAVES MILD BREEZE NOW
>>76057900
>anglos
>tim hortons
>>76057792
Thanks Trudeau I'll be sure to stop eating there so we can open up Canadian HALAL Coffee shops only from now on
إِذْ يُوحِي رَبُّكَ إِلَى الْمَلَائِكَةِ أَنِّي مَعَكُمْ فَثَبِّتُوا الَّذِينَ آمَنُوا ۚ سَأُلْقِي فِي قُلُوبِ الَّذِينَ كَفَرُوا الرُّعْبَ فَاضْرِبُوا فَوْقَ الْأَعْنَاقِ وَاضْرِبُوا مِنْهُمْ كُلَّ بَنَانٍ ذَٰلِكَ بِأَنَّهُمْ شَاقُّوا اللَّهَ وَرَسُولَهُ ۚ وَمَن يُشَاقِقِ اللَّهَ وَرَسُولَهُ فَإِنَّ اللَّهَ شَدِيدُ الْعِقَابِ ذَٰلِكُمْ فَذُوقُوهُ وَأَنَّ لِلْكَافِرِينَ عَذَابَ النَّارِ يَا أَيُّهَا الَّذِينَ آمَنُوا إِذَا لَقِيتُمُ الَّذِينَ كَفَرُوا زَحْفًا فَلَا تُوَلُّوهُمُ الْأَدْبَارَ وَمَن يُوَلِّهِمْ يَوْمَئِذٍ دُبُرَهُ إِلَّا مُتَحَرِّفًا لِّقِتَالٍ أَوْ مُتَحَيِّزًا إِلَىٰ فِئَةٍ فَقَدْ بَاءَ بِغَضَبٍ مِّنَ اللَّهِ وَمَأْوَاهُ جَهَنَّمُ ۖ وَبِئْسَ الْمَصِيرُ فَلَمْ تَقْتُلُوهُمْ وَلَٰكِنَّ اللَّهَ قَتَلَهُمْ ۚ وَمَا رَمَيْتَ إِذْ رَمَيْتَ وَلَٰكِنَّ اللَّهَ رَمَىٰ ۚ وَلِيُبْلِيَ الْمُؤْمِنِينَ مِنْهُ بَلَاءً حَسَنًا ۚ إِنَّ اللَّهَ سَمِيعٌ عَلِيمٌ
I support this cause 100%
>>76057972
Hehe 72 get it like 72 virgins xD
>>76056373
Canada is our hat. Sure, it's a shit hat that doesn't keep our ears warm or anything like that but it's still our hat. We should always accept the hat even if they are shit, at least we get Anglo-bantz.
Mexico is our butthole. It's a nasty poop filled butthole and should be treated as such. Only nortenos should be allowed to post because they smell the shit and feel the shit but aren't our shit.
We need our shit's opinion to know what should be gone. They are, after all, the experts in shit.
We should ban Turkey
>>76058045
this 100%
In all seriousness the Americans on here are pure cancer. They just destroy the website. They're the ones that need to be banned.
>>76056373
Why the hate for canada OP?
>>76057833
>he thinks calling us jews makes him less of a chink
>>76057900
>anglo-canadian culture
Can we ban Autistralians? They're too much competition, they're making us look like shitty posters. Giving them some time off would make them forget how to post, I think it's a win/win situation overall.
>>76058080
Potatonigger hate us cause they anus.
>>76058182
Further proving my point.
>>76058045
Turks get pissed and act like the hilarious r**ches they are. Also we would lose the chances to post VERY fast Koksal running at incredible hihg speed
>>76057900
Don't get upset because our culture isn't about the USA.
I listen to both Anglo and Franco radio stations.
French stations discuss about local events and local celebrities.
English stations discuss about Hollywood.
Let that sink in for a moment. Canadians have such a lack of culture they adopt Americans'. You can talk shit all you want, but everybody knows, deep down, you would be nothing without the US and Quebec on a culture point of view. How can you even be nationalist then? Why would you even try to argue about anything relevant to your country if you aren't nationalist? Why don't you just kill yourself?
>>76058123
>implying being a chink is worse than a kike
>>76058144
Why are you posting a Frenchman though?
Your Trudeau (biggest maymay in Canadian history) is quite literally a faggot French fuck.
Trudeau isn't an anglo name, seems rather "LELELELE BAGUETTE OUI OUI OU" to me...
>>76058269
Fucking secede then, we don't need your ungrateful ass. We'll take Timmies and maple syrup all for ourselves, you faggots can do whatever it is that you do in dollar store France.
>>76058288
>implying Jews are more than 2% of the population
>implying you don't have just as many kikes
>implying you aren't most likely a chink
>implying that the Chinese aren't the kikes of Asia
This isn't even fun anymore. I legit feel bad for you having to be you.
>>76058269
To Canadians, nationalism means not letting Quebec separate. That's all. And mass immigration is fine with them. Maybe all that cultural dissolution will finally eliminate nationalism in Quebec and prevent them from separating.
>>76058362
Pick up your nearest history book: we should be a country, but your shitty ass federal governments rigged the votes. It is well documented.
>>76058388
Quebec has had 500 referendums already and they act like Scotland each and everytime.
They are of cuckold now.
>>76058415
Yep, just like Scotland.
lel.
>>76058433
They were really close and the federal government kept sabotaging them. Ethnic vote and money is why they were lost.
>>76058387
>implying Canada isn't over 80% white
>implying there's a better chance of me being a shitskin than a burgerfag
>implying Canada has over 1% of jews in the population
Trudeau may be cucking us but atleast our race demographics and white probability is better than Burgerfags
>>76058540
I really don't care, Scotland comes up with the same excuses and blames England, Quebec is doing the same thing, blaming Canada.
Like the French actually have any right to be there in the first place.
Canadians should have a vote on whether or not to gas the entire population of Quebec with Sarin.
Fuck em, fuck gyppo parasites.
>>76058332
Trudeau was raised to be neither anglo nor french, and he currently lives in Ottawa, Ontario, works at the parliament, pretends to speak for all canadians, so for all intents and purposes he isn't a french canadian.
>lives in Ottawa, Ontario
>speaks english in the parliament
>>76058621
Here.
>>76058388
The only immigration of any kind Quebec gets is from French-speaking nations, and even that is on steady decline. I'd still rather much live there because no chinks and mudslime.
>>76058651
Forgot to remove the green text, my mistake.
>>76058269
Why are you letting the jew radio tell you what your culture is? Why would you assume I give a shit about the states? Just cede and take your debt and shitty gun laws with you.
>>76058651
But you agree he is of France, a name like Trudeau is French.
He speaks French fluently and probably speaks it when he's gobbling nigger cocks.
"MMMMHHHHMMMM OUI OUI MOISURE"
Who else likes the feeling when you have a really big poo and it hugs your rectum while exiting
>>76058671
>The only immigration of any kind Quebec gets is from French-speaking nations
And French speaking nations are literally just nigger/Muslim infested shit holes.
Mali, Algeria, C.A.R, Guadeloupe, Guiana etc.
>>76058808
We all like that feeling, especially the feeling after when it leaves and you feel empty.
>>76058726
>He speaks French fluently
NNNnnnnnot quite. At all.
>and probably speaks it when he's gobbling nigger cocks.
Trudeau is probably just like you guys for that.
>>76058726
Not an argument.
What's your problem, though? do you also shit on France?
>>76056373
>ban something because you don't like it
This probably isn't the board for you, faggot.
OK, /pol/... I have a gift for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRnwK01n904
>>76058812
>And French speaking nations are literally just nigger/Muslim infested shit holes
>Mali, Algeria, C.A.R, Guadeloupe, Guiana etc.
Forgot France in there
>>76058726
He speaks it awkawrdly though. He has a little accent, but that's not the issue. It feels like he's reading a script.
Saying he's French because of his last name is like saying people like Shia Laboeuf is French aswell.
>>76058812
Speaking of which Neville, isn't your entire island country being conquered by niggers/muslims as we speak?
>>76058869
I like white cock, sorry Jamal.
>>76058883
He's French.
>>76058956
kek
>>76058939
Hehehe
>>76059011
No, that'd be France.
>>76058468
See thread lel.
>>76059000
You Americans like heritage, therefore he is of French. Deal with it.
>>76056576
The Irish are a bunch of crying fucking pussies, I swear to god. I dunno where this le tough Irish man meme came from, every single one of you that I've ever met has been an unabashed whining baby, especially about the British. You're worse than niggers in the USA asking for gibs and reparations. You're the niggers of Europe.
Let me give you guys some Canadian culture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W0wULm8Ons
>>76058714
It is not about what they tell me. It is what they discuss about. Anglo's have nothing of relevance to speak of that comes from Canada.
>>76058671
Go to Brossard, we have one of the largest Chink density per capita in north america
>>76059067
>>76059013
You're embarrassing your fellow UK posters. Please desist.
At this point, you're right. Just ban us from this board, and from the internet too. It's not just the shitposts but the sickening leftism too. I bet you half of the online Bernie People and Hillary shills are Canadians and Europeans. There's nothing to be proud of in this country, burn it down and scorch the earth.
>>76057707
>Canadians are sick of seeing things going well for others
Sounds more like Germany to me
>>76059241
MY BITCH DO THE DISHES
SMALL ICED COFFEE IS ONLY A DOLLAR AT TIMS ALL SUMMER
IVE HAD SIX TODAY
>>76059285
You have to admit, this is a pretty redpilled line.
>>76058144
All Canadian culture is lame, but let's not kid ourselves, francophone Canada is a depressing joke. That French Canadian gorilla accent is unendurable and there's so much feminism there that it's nauseating.
>>76058671
>The only immigration of any kind Quebec gets is from French-speaking nations
We get a lot more French speakers than other provinces but we also get a ton of poo in loos and chinks, so don't get your hopes up. Go to some places in Montreal and you'll find plenty of curryniggers among the local Haitian scum.
>I'd still rather much live there because no chinks and mudslime.
Where do you think the French speakers come from? If you think immigration to Québec is not Muslim you're gonna have a bad time. 90% of French-speaking immigrants here are sandniggers from Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia, Lebanon, etc.
>>76057602
That's not how you use that image my fellow burgerclapping funposter.
>>76059094
OK, inbred
Oh yeah did i mention im vegan? lol
>>76058080
>we gave you boston as your own personal safe space
Y tf wont you love us potato-kun
Wow Blue Skies by MattyB is actually fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTaM2iKhkjg
>>76059410
The accent comes from old French. It is the closest you'll get to a real European language, unaltered by hordes of mongols and/or shitskins.
Feels nice being so popular here
>>76059730
I do.
>>76059323
kek
some of you guys are alright
>>76056373
Yes please, australians, americans, swedes and turks are fun to read when they shitpost, but canadians are just low quality baits and random shit
>>76059844
>"...don't come to school tomorrow"
Please be nice to one another.
>>76059153
>Anglo's have nothing of relevance to speak of that comes from Canada.
>Implying anything of relevance comes from Canada
Cede. Please. Quebec is the goth child teenager of the family that demands everyone see how "unique" you are.
>>76059241
>the sickening leftism too
mfw
>>76059153
Took a quick look at the wiki page, and chink population in there is apparently 11%. Compared to Ottawa, it's fucking tame, but I see what you mean.
>>76059495
I personally haven't seen any curryniggers when I was in Montreal, but I wouldn't doubt what you said either. India really needs to get nuked off the fucking earth.
Also you forget that Quebecois, unlike spineless Anglos, are super fucking finicky with assimilation, and not just as far as language is concerned. Again, I haven't seen too many mudslimes compared to Ottawa.
As you guessed I really fucking hate living in this city and anywhere else in Ontario and Quebec would be an immediate improvement for me.
>>76056576
>>76056898
>>76056940
See high quality shitposting
>>76056539
>>76056897
>>76057265
See shit quality shitposting
They don't contribute to the world and have a pathetic military.
They have no right, or purpose to sit at the table with the big kids.
>>76059922
Fuck you
>>76056373
Canadians used be pretty cool posters. Recently they've been outright shilling, sliding, and heavily shitposting.
I'd venture that election time agents are using Canadian proxies to disrupt /pol/, it's not real Canadian's faults.
>>76060020
Please!
>>76059993
Amerifats are the only "big" kids here.
>>76057365
Did the EU really ban 4chan?
>>76059929
But we are unique: that's what make you so upset. You can't process the thought we are superior in every way to you.
>Muh economy
We're crashing it with no survivors.
>Muh Libshits xd
Quebecois are the highest conservashit voting demography after Alberta, even higher if you consider Bloc Quebecois, which is a nationalist party.
We fuck your women with our BQD and that rustles your jimmies.
>>76060287
Not yet :^)
>>76060287
Could they even do that?
>>76060335
This is why I live in the U.S.
unless we get trump as president, then the U.S. is fucked. It's going to turn into an oligarchy watch
>>76060378
They can with the Internet Censorship Law that they passed
>>76056373
>ITT: Reasons why Canada should be banned
>>76056539
Exhibit A
>>76059949
>I personally haven't seen any curryniggers when I was in Montreal, but I wouldn't doubt what you said either. India really needs to get nuked off the fucking earth.
>Also you forget that Quebecois, unlike spineless Anglos, are super fucking finicky with assimilation, and not just as far as language is concerned. Again, I haven't seen too many mudslimes compared to Ottawa.
>As you guessed I really fucking hate living in this city and anywhere else in Ontario and Quebec would be an immediate improvement for me.
Believe me, moving to Montreal is not an improvement from Ottawa. You don't see the niggers and the curryniggers when you visit but they're there, everywhere. Montreal has way more niggers and muslims than you think. If you want to move to Montreal you have to be filthy rich so you can hide where all the wealthy kikes live.
You're right about the Québécois and assimilation, just not in Montreal, this is CBC-level cucked territory. Move to Québec City, it's the only city in the province with a healthy dose of right-wingers and less tolerance for mudslimes, or better yet, move to the middle of nowhere like in Beauce, which is basically the rural Texas of Québec and one of the last places in Canada where brown people are actually bullied in high school. Would love to live there, only problem is there's literally nothing to do if you're not a farmer.
>>76060479
It's funny 'cause you think the United States hasn't been an oligarchy for decades.
>>76060296
Unique like a diseased mutt got fucked by a muddy pig I'll give you that.
>We're crashing it with no survivors.
No, that failure goes to libshits who neither of us voted for.
>>76060600
Actually, we voted heavily for them last elections. Most of us were tired of Harper, we basically control your government. How does that make you feel?
>>76060600
Nice dubs btw
It isn't an oligarchy when the government doesn't interfere with our daily lifestyle
>>76060719
ol·i·gar·chy
ˈäləˌɡärkē/
noun
a small group of people having control of a country, organization, or institution.
It doesn't matter if they're not walking into your houses to take ur gunz.
And thanks.
>>76060683
>we voted heavily for them last elections
We? Don't tell me you're that stupid. My province did too, but I don't call it my fault.
>>76060296
>Quebecois are the highest conservashit voting demography after Alberta, even higher if you consider Bloc Quebecois, which is a nationalist party.
BQ is nationalist and slightly racist, which is good I guess, but it is firmly left wing socialist. It's like saying the Scottish National Party is conservative--it isn't, at all.
But you're right that the Québécois are more conservative than Canada gives us credit for, especially on general nationalist issues like foreign policy, war, etc. Harper had a real hard time because he was a douchebag and he was successfully painted as a religious conservative by the local media (Radio-Canada is even more powerful and more cucked than english CBC). Québécois may be conservative on a lot of issues but Christian social issues are not one of them. So they'd rather go Libshit to protect gays and abortion and shit like that. If Harper had ran solely on a Trump-style Muslim ban for example, he would have won Québec fair and square imo, only problem is he would have lost all other provinces including Alberta probably.
>>76060967
My people, my fault. I didn't personally vote for him, but you know, patriotism.
>>76061014
So you're saying we wuz natsoc n shit?
>>76058288
It is. Chinks are poor and stupid compared to (((kikes))).
>>76056373
you know a country is pathetic when even fucking /mlp/ makes fun of them
>>76057927
kek
