ITT: Countries you would fuck if they were women
Besides pic related, I would fuck my mother country because mother/son incest is hot. United States is also a high test dominant milf.
I'd also go for Tunisia, Qatar, and Japan, because they would have the tightest pussies.
Africa
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All the slavic countryes. Specially Russia and Ukraine.
Colombia, because she would squeal in bed with an annoying nasally voice, that I find endearing.
If I was drunk, I'd fuck that slag UK, mistaking her for France.
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Seek help
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palestine
>>76052156
>implying Palestine is a country
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Maldova and Monaco
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America.
Fiji, assuming sexy pacific islander of course
>>76051585
mfw I fucked an Argentinian waitress when I lived in Spain.
I also got into a lot of trouble for going with a married Spanish woman.
I didn't know she was married. Her husband was Guardia Civil. I left Spain soon after.
Guardia Civil are military police.
I'd love to thrust my love hammer into Laos, she's a tight little qt who's into lovemaking and spiritual sex but she ain't gonna get it from me, no sir I want some dirty rough anal with her
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Argie x British must be wonderfull. Did you dirty talk her with Falklands?