Forbes wrote an article on our favorite White Supremist mass shooter
http://www.forbes.com/sites/fruzsinaeordogh/2016/06/02/explaining-the-sam-hyde-as-mass-shooter-meme/#775677868d90
>Hyde explained in an email : My wife’s boyfriend (open relationship) heard it from the news first and so he and my wife’s son were both scared silly for a few days before everything was explained. I also got a call from my rabbi frantically trying to talk me out of doing anything more violent until finally I managed to explain to him that it was a hoax.
>>76034531
HAHAHAHAHA EBIN SIMPLY EBIN :DDD
Fuck off, Hyde is an old meme. A pervert too from what I've read.
That guy is so fucking unfunny.
You know he's part Jew right?
I mean look at that face.
>>76034531
Why did he bleach his hair like Milo?
Has he started bleaching his asshole too?
>>76034766
SAMMY DIAMOND
>>76034531
My wife's son, fuckkkkkkkkk
>My wife’s boyfriend (open relationship) heard it from the news first and so he and my wife’s son were both scared silly for a few days before everything was explained. I also got a call from my rabbi frantically trying to talk me out of doing anything more violent until finally I managed to explain to him that it was a hoax.
>>76034712
Hits a little too close to home?
>>76034531
>It is unclear why started people started spreading
> he seems to fits into
Does anyone proof read these shitty articles?
Sam is a patron saint of /pol/
>>76034531
>Hyde explained in an email : My wife’s boyfriend (open relationship) heard it from the news first and so he and my wife’s son were both scared silly for a few days before everything was explained. I also got a call from my rabbi frantically trying to talk me out of doing anything more violent until finally I managed to explain to him that it was a hoax
>>76034960
>>76035207
How can these "reporters" be so fucking gullible?
>>76034531
>my wife's son
My keks
>>76035319
The average liberal doesn't read "My wife’s boyfriend" the same way a poltard does
>>76034960
Pretty sure that's for us.
>>76035207
Some memes are only for the initiated.
>not really.
Why is Forbes writing about stuff like this? I thought they were a publication focused mainly on business and economics and such.
Sam Hyde is bae and a fucking legend
I fucking love this guy
>>76034531
>my wife’s son
Can someone create an archive link? Forbes won't let me into their shitty site because I have an ad blocker.
>>76035596
Forbes writes videogame reviews. Where have you been?
Is it true that most mass shooters are White? I mean, look at the news and nearly every mass shooters are White. Yeah, you got some virgin Hapa and a Muslim but you don't see a lot of them.
So Sam Hyde just takes jokes from /pol/ and repeats them in public? Epic.
>>76035909
the virginia tech shooting and the shooting at fort hood were nonwhite perpetrated
>>76035909
You got UCLA poo in loo and Virginia chink too
>>76035978
Context is key nigga
>>76034712
>make cancerous shitty memes on /pol/
>a comedian who tries to tap into /pol/ humor uses it exactly as originally intended
>I-I-IT'S NOT FUNNY
I bet you get "pissed" when "normies" use your precious shitty memes.
Here's a tip: >>>/reddit/
>>76034531
>get interviewed by major magazine
>meme the whole time
>normie as fuck reporter and "redership" has no idea what's going on
#HydeAbides
>>76034531
>“My wife’s boyfriend (open relationship) heard it from the news first and so he and my wife’s son were both scared silly for a few days before everything was explained. I also got a call from my rabbi frantically trying to talk me out of doing anything more violent until finally I managed to explain to him that it was a hoax.”
Oh dear fuck. The absolute madman.
>>76034531
>Forbes
Is it just me or do all these companies go out of their way to make their websites the biggest inoperable pieces of shit that they possibly can?
>>76034531
>meming in an interview with Forbes
kek
>>76036209
>le sekret club
why not take you're own advice retard?
>>76036351
He just found two girls and choked them?
Asking my cousin, a former redpill, about his current take on Hyde: "Dude, he's problematic and toxic. Fucks with your mind man."
You naysayers are my underaged cousin.
based "you can run but you can't" hyde
i like how she poked at him with her venomous harpy fangs throughout the article. talking about his youtube subscriber count and shit
she sounds like a pissed off ex-girlfriend
>>76036556
The weak fear the strong.
>>76034531
Fuck you, Hyde, you cunt.
>they love to hate him
Memeing is not hate. It is acknowledgement.
>>76034531
Wonder how if he could shrug off pedophilia accusations just as easy as he did that.
Pic distantly related.
What has this guy been up to lately?
>>76036556
Yep. That's what you can do when you aren't an omega cuck, and still have male values instilled in you. Of course your faggot kraut ass wouldn't understand.
>>76034531
How can you guys not find this hilarious?
He just trolled the shit out of a major news agency
>>76035909
>paris
>san bernardino
>vtech
>fort hood
>isla vista
All mass shootings done by non whites. Whites are under represented.
>>76037330
Nothing. But KSTV was a fucking blast, and I'm chomping at the bit for more content.
>>76036899
seriously, it's especially funny considering she's a blogger for an afterthought section of a site that next to nobody reads
she probably posts screenshots of her twitter analytics page and humblebrags that one of her low ability pieces of 888 garbage is going le viral after 6000 page views
fuck women
>>76037393
This meant for >>76037330
>My wife’s boyfriend (open relationship) heard it from the news first and so he and my wife’s son were both scared silly for a few days before everything was explained. I also got a call from my rabbi frantically trying to talk me out of doing anything more violent until finally I managed to explain to him that it was a hoax.
>>76034531
>memeing on forbes
Wew lad
>>76036899
Right? And "mass shooters who are more often then not racist" seriously who besides Roof was racism a part of their plan? I'm drawing a blank..
Reminds me of that "Pants Up, Don't Loot," billboards some /pol/lack paid for in Ferguson. Some shitty nobody news reporter got in contact with him, and just Baneposted the entire interview.
>>76034619
First post worst post
Go back to the middle east Ahmed
>>76034531
>Second-rate Internet comedian Sam Hyde
>Second-rate
nigga
>>76037563
>memes about spaghetti and raisins
wat
>>76034531
>my rabbi
>>76037330
Nope, that's called autism you fuck. omegas exist only in america.
>>76037521
some good old boy in kansas bombed a jewish daycare in KS a few years ago but that's about the only other instance of "white supremist terrorism" i can think of in recent memory
now we wait for the WaPo piece on Baneposting
>>76037778
Spilling spaghetti maybe?
Don't know about raisins.
>/pol/ and allies making the news more frequently
>with every post the media looks increasingly stupid
>reporters getting memed to death
Feels good to be alive in such times
>>76035909
Because those are the ones that the media goes bonkers over. They cross their fingers and pray to Satan that it was a white shooter every time it happens.
>explain the meme
So his style of humor is to tell a lie, and then laugh when people who have no reason to doubt the lie believe it?
That's not humor. That's like... mild inconvenience.
>>76037563
>modest fanbase
lel
>>76035721
click continue anyway. i got the same thing but it still let me through. scare tactics
I'm so confused.
Did they actually reach out to him and that quote about him saying "my wife's son" is just the guy trolling?
Or did a 4chan member act as this dude feed them that quote?
>>76038391
He did it.
He does shit like that all the time.
>>76037830
>Says Germany
>Where literal cucksheds exist
I'm sorry, we're not talking on the same level, anon.
>>76037563
>>76038345
thanks bros
>>76038284
How is this not hilarious?
The joke was meant for us to laugh at…his true audience
The interviewer is just the butt of the joke…a representation of normie society at large
Sam is an artist
Hes also crazy but at least he is on our side. Half his videos are insane and unwatchable nonsense
>>76035909
They are defined as like four people shot so the majority of mass shooters are black cause hang violence but the news won't report on that
>>76038580
Don't worry, anon. Anyone here that can't appreciate Sam is a grade A faggot, or a literal shill.
>>76038580
He isn't an artist. He is an autiste
>4chan hates Hyde
Why is western media so out of touch? That one SEA animation company has more accurate news stories than this shit.
>>76034531
>Think the quote is a joke
>read article
>its real
based Sam
>>76038748
Most artists are crazy autists
Sam is definitely a crazy artist
I bet after he dies his videos become extremely popular and faggot elitist will over analyze all his crazy gibberish
Seriously
I wouldn't even be surprised if he faked his own death to speed up this process
>>76039006
Oh yeah. Normies eat up crazy shit they can't understand.
>>76039006
>HUUUURF, ALSO DUUUUURF
He's testing the waters, you mongoloid. He would go full nazi if it got him laughs.
>>76034531
>If Twitter TWTR +0.00% is to be believed, second-rate Internet comedian Sam Hyde is behind every nationally publicized shooting of the past year — that’s more than a dozen since last October.
kek
>>76039197
this is great.
sure i get annoyed at his annoying self promotion here but kinda funny sometimes
>>76039418
No one cares, ESL-kun.
>>76034531
>My wife’s boyfriend (open relationship) heard it from the news first and ..blb rabbi..blah
My sides done in for the day
>>76034531
Anybody who says ANYTHING. NEGATIVE. about SAM FUCKING HYDE can SUCK A FAT BAG OF COCKS AND BATHE IN A POOL OF FAG CUM.
Sam Hyde is a fucking hero. He is the highly acclaimed jester of /pol', and a comedic genius. He has gigantic balls, and consistently does things none of us would ever have the balls to do. He is a comedy hero.
>>76039655
Not only that
Sam is a true comedian in every sense of the word
Highly critical of society which is the purpose of comedy
His shit is so far on the next level that 60% of it just seems insane…probably because it is
>>76039197
>Fall River
I live 10 minutes from this shithole. It's a burnt-out mill town loaded with pillheads and scumbags.
The historic buildings are beautiful. The people are not.
>>76039809
It is avante garde comedy, and I'm not saying that sarcastically. When I found his youtube channel, I probably watched like 200 videos in 5 days. He has so much subtle rage and anger in his comedy, he legitimately seems like he is on the brink of snapping.
It's too bad he hasn't had more financial success from his comedy, he deserves it.
>>76039899
Oh wow, anon. You're so incredibly well traveled! The things you've observed are completely different from the average substance addiction that plagues 50% of Americans!
>>76039809
>Sam is a true comedian in every sense of the word
>Highly critical of society which is the purpose of comedy
i thought it was to be funny. subtle chuckles dont draw huge crowds.
andy kaufmann was jewish. sam isnt
>>76040016
>brink of snapping
He seems pretty even-headed to me, anon. Maybe you're just using hysterics to make your point?
>>76039899
Most of rural America is. It's funny when /pol/ hypes the "Small town" meme, when only like a handful of small towns are actually nice.
>>76038580
So his style of humor is "repeat memes in public?
Isn't that like, the opposite of humor? Like, hearing memes IRL is the most cringe-worthy shit.
What is his height/weight? He's turning into a beast
>>76035526
clearly
Sams cool, hes an acquired taste tho for sure and probably not for everyone
>yfw sam hyde really is the next mass shooter
>>76040241
I think his interviews are fine, but some of his videos have a pretty angry dark energy to it. I would like you to some but im on my phone
>>76034531
>http://www.forbes.com/sites/fruzsinaeordogh/2016/06/02/explaining-the-sam-hyde-as-mass-shooter-meme/#775677868d90
>sorry goy, can't watch this with your adblocker on
>>76040181
Ive always thought the job of a comedian is to poke a stick in the eye of society
But to do so in a humorous and provocative way
Why comedy is shit nowadays is because their is no anger or rage in it…just sycophants who fall over each other to be PC
Comedy is meant to be counter culture
Sam is basically /pol/ so its so far advanced for normies they can't even understand what he is doing
His style will only be appreciated far into the future
When people will wake up, have a chance to look at his old stuff and be like wow he was doing this back in 2013…thats crazy
>>76040520
no the job of a comedian is to make people laugh.
anything else is """"""""""""""""""""art""""""""""""""'"""
>>76040609
I laugh at Sam
the butthurt dyke feminists he publicly trolls seem to produce a lot of laughs (from the audience)
>Forbes has been reduced to explaining memes
>Gets memed on
>people itt getting butthurt someone uses their secret club jokes
based hyde strikes again
>>76034619
He did get facefucked by a tranny trip on lgbt
>>76036209
>/pol/ humor uses it exactly as originally intended
I actually can't argue with that.
>>76040253
>dark energy
OOOOOooooh. Spooky ghost. Grow up, and appreciate his comedy. It's that simple.
>>76040280
He is a beast,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AImbLHh9F_4
god i hate same hyde
>>76034531
>Our favorite mass shooter
Speak for yourself
>>76040256
No he repeats the substance behind our memes which is the satire of our degenerate world
The use of memes rote like "my wife's son" for an interview shows the contempt we have for journalists while giving everyone who knows of these memes and has our attitude a chance to laugh
>>76040996
Music has dark atmosphere/energy, so why can't comedy?
I'm not talking about some paranormal shit or something, it's a characteristic some of his videos have. Sort of a nihilistic "everything is shit no matter what" overtone.
Sam Hyde has balls of steel. He just speaks the brutal truth and that's half his comedy done already. The rest is him goofing around
HIGH MILEAGE PUSSY
>>76041249
Yes, he does have an overtone. And it isn't helpless nihilism. Can you intuit, my young kouhai?
>>76035434
Pretty much sums up the entire ideological divide between left and right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM0JE3IED7w
try not to cringe
>>76035909
Naval yard shooter
DC sniper
Plus all the other ones anons listed
>>76034531
lol he FUCKING GOT EM WITH THAT EMAIL
http://archive.is/5yDJA
SAVED FOREVER
>>76041042
>weightbelt
>>76041470
>cringe
>as if any modern comedian would even touch upon this subject
>>76034531
>Quote is real
Topkek, I am dead.
>>76041470
And adult swim gave him a show. Moments like these give me hope for capitalism. Making right wing thought crimes marketable again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCjC9BjPgoc
>>76041789
>MUH CAPITALISM
Libertarians can go, thanks.
>>76034531
Got memes into forbes.
Based.
>>76041594
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=holocaust+joke
nah you're a dumbass and sam is a hack
>>76041846
all my keks
>>76041846
>I thought that was a Trump supporter who left that backpack there!
>you can't go around explaining things to them
>the po-lice...cracking down on blacks
>>76042143
>here is a vague search instead of a specific ideologue
Please never post at me again. Thanks.
>>76042295
lol don't get mad because you lost
>>76035978
>implying the whole of 4chan isn't just people repeating the same jokes over and over again for lulz
>>76035978
So what do you listen to? Fucking Daily Shoah?
>>76040927
>he believes anything a tranny has to say
kek
>>76042726
Im sorry if you regret it sam
I woukd too if i fucked edie
>>76042604
>Fucking Daily Shoah?
Fuck is wrong with the Daily..oh wait I thought Merchant Minute there, it's funny and short, the Daily Shoah frequently drags into tedium
>>76041846
that's a comfy looking sweater
>>76034531
Hyde admits he has been questioned by law enforcement over the Twitter rumors, but won’t go into detail. Friends and family members have also been fooled into thinking he is a violent gunman. Hyde explained in an email:
“My wife’s boyfriend (open relationship) heard it from the news first and so he and my wife’s son were both scared silly for a few days before everything was explained. I also got a call from my rabbi frantically trying to talk me out of doing anything more violent until finally I managed to explain to him that it was a hoax.”
>my wifes son.
>>76042905
he wears it well
What you gonna do when Hyde comes for you?
>>76043176
>my wife's boyfriend
>my wife's son
>my rabbi
Sam basically got jacked so he could beat people up if his jokes went bad
/pol/ should take note
>>76034619
I thought 4chan was against Shariah law now how are you on here Ahmed?
>>76043294
you have to have jokes before they can go bad
>>76043294
He is the /pol/ messiah.
>>76043304
the anti-Hyde posting went through the roof last year when it came out that he fucks 4chan waifus like Marky, Ashley and rando /soc/ & /r9k/ sloots
send me his comedy sketch in arts college you cunt
>>76037521
The beltway snipers were 2 islamic black guys who wanted to kill white people and start a race war.
>>76043294
I realized this as well and lol'd hard. His rutgers video and other videos where he mocks people openly is hilarious because all anybody can do is awkwardly look at him. He is like 6'4 and buff
>>76043669
I do not understand why so many people on /pol/ dislike Sam. There is absolutely nothing to dislike.
>>76042796
dude... cucks... i'm so redpilled... good goy lmao... i repeat /pol/ memes in a podcast... dude... cuck... dindu... lmao...
>>76043970
yeah its either shilling or just jealousy
Daily Stormer loves Hyde
>[...] Something Awful noted,
WEW
what year is this again?
>>76044258
>what year is this again?
2016 I MEAN..
>>76044258
>Something Awful
Which post/image are you sourcing? Also which shithole of SA do you come from?
>>76034619
>My wife’s boyfriend (open relationship) heard it from the news first and so he and my wife’s son were both scared silly for a few days
god he's the most tryhard fuck of all time
>PLEASE NOTICE ME 4CHANS
fuck he probably is the OP here
>>76034619
Fuck a pig, muzzie.
>>76035978
I wouldn't characterize the majority of his work as /pol/ memes. He's been doing MDE for a long time now. He's definitely always had the spirit of /pol/ and MPC, though.
>>76044444
Undeserved and heretical quints.
>>76044708
>the spirit of MPC
a bunch of cancerous circlejerking SomethingAwful faggots?
they're literally just bandwagoning onto alt-rightism and also demanding to have their namefag egos continually stroked + jerked off.
i don't encourage browsing MPC, it will make you realize some "alt-righters" need to be purged as well
>>76044802
qq you stinky rasta
>>76034531
so cringe worthy when journalist try write about 4chan
>>76044886
On the day of the great bumba klaat people like you will be first to hang.
>>76041042
>using weight belt.
>squatting 2 plates +40
>beast
Definitely better than the average hamplanet/manlet of today's society, but hardly a "beast."
>>76045338
>day of the great bumba klaat
fucking kek rastaman
>>76036889
oh shit is the adult swim show out already? Fuck I wish I had a TV.
>>76036732
how do you renounce the redpill?
>>76038138
truly we live in the greatest of times
whats with all this autistic hate on this guy?
all the people who have something against him seem to be absolutely fucking obsessed with him
Sam is good people
I say we crown Sam Hyde as KING of all trolls. I mean, this dude just memed out Forbes brah.
>"My wife's son"
>Mfw Sam Hyde just spewed a /pol/ troll meme on Forbes
reminder to sage, hyde, and report all MDE viral marketing threads
>>76035909
>ctrl f
>dorner
>0 results
come on man
>>76034531
>forbes publish the article i got paid $50 for
>here, click the link
>>76046877
Hear, hear! Perfect dubs is not only fully agreeable but speaks the truth!
>>76035909
If you use the loose liberal definition of mass shooter as at least 4 people getting injured (Which is what they will use when they cry about mass shootings being a problem) than ~75% of mass shootings are black on black.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/23/us/americas-overlooked-gun-violence.html
>>76036889
Is that Nicholas Cage?
imagine his tiny little penis buried in pubic hair
>>76046877
>>76047229
>>76047108
It's a forbes BLOG. Not an actual forbes article.
Sam and his faggot facebook groupies are shilling this thread. Refer to the QUINTS:
>>76044444
>>76046877
That title belongs to his good friend Jan Rankowski. The greatest troll of all time the world over.
>>76046596
>not liking shilled tryhards when they're being force-fed to us is being autistic
samfags confirmed for JIDF tactics
>>76034901
>Cat pooping
>90
How many fucking pictures of cats taking a shit do you have?
>>76048009
>How many fucking pictures of cats taking a shit do you have?
Chill out anon, it's most likely just 9.0 and mislabeled, anything over 10 is degenerate
t.not scat furry fanatic
