Who is Americas greatest ally, and why is it France?
>>76030608
>11% Muslim
>Doesn't even join you in wars
Great """"Ally"""" burger
>>76030608
Because France is the reason the United States is a country.
>>76030696
join the queue behind Israel and Saudi Arabia Britbong
>>76030608
They only helped us to get back at their eternal rival. Frogs will do anything to spite the english. They are almost as petty as Pakistanis when it comes to irritating their more successful neighbour. That was also the last time they helped us with anything.
>>76030608
Australia. The Aussies love us.
>>76030608
If you disarm your citizens, you're not our ally.
>>76030932
They even hate on English speaking Canadians who are some of the nicest people in the world. It's them not us.
>>76031044
Non Americans should not own guns.
>win revolutionary wars
>have government overthrown by Napoleon
>>76030994
>tfw my grandfather banged a married aussie woman back during the war and sent her money for almost twenty years after she gave birth to his kid
Feels pretty strange man.
>>76031202
Good man! Took care of his own. Makes me proud to be an American.
>>76031201
Napoleon brought back sanity to France after leftwing lunatic policies nearly destroyed it. Robespierre was fucking crazy!
>>76031464
Napoleon was a great leader, but he emancipated the Jews
Way better than the monarchy or the revolutionaries though
>>76030608
>Why cant this clearly naval power win land wars?
Morocco is America's greatest ally. This is not up gor debate.
>>76030608
They helped us achieve independence...
And then when we told them we'd like to be neutral when it came to them and England they sent spies, subverters and eventually began blowing up our trade ships before demanding we pay them thousands of dollars when we were still in debt from the revolution.
I love the French people... But I think its a stretch to say that they're America's best allies
>>76031701
What is the definition of victory?
>>76030608
>>76030696
Stay mad britbong
USA are bros
>>76031857
The French seem way more arrogant than they should be. The Italians do all most everything better than them but do not have the same pretentious attitude.
>>76032062
this ID is perfect for shitposting
>>76032099
Top fucking KEK, have you even been to Italy? Maybe you could argue that the food is better, maybe. Everything else, NO
God and the American worker
>>76032099
It's the same thing with the British, and you can see it in a lot of British humor where they make rampant historical references to their imperial superiority over the world for a long time (see: Jeremy Clarkson who's humor is honestly top gear)
>>76032271
>God
Cousin fucking dixie bible thumper spotted
>>76032211
Better cars. Lamborghini, Ferrari, More important historically. More artist. The fucking Mona Lisa was painted by an Italian and stolen by the frogs. Hotter women.
>>76031087
>English speaking Canadians
You mean the english colonialists who occupy righteous french clay.
>>76032099
this
>italians do not have pretentious attitude
KEK
>creates democracy and freedom
>one of the first to recognize America's independence
>helped out after Saratoga
>fought the stinky British as well
>french trapper colonists were chill as hell
>louisiana purchase
French greatest ally.
>>76032988
>French and English having rightful clay
No no Frog, our hat is ours. Nobody else may lay claim to that clay,
>>76033053
Italians are friendly and polite. The absolute salt of the earth.
>>76033264
They will give you the designer shirt off their back.
>>76033264
American Italians are fucking amazing yes, the guys IN Italy? Are fucking worthless pieces of shit.
>>76030608
France was our greatest ally till WW2 when the UK became our greatest ally.
French women LOVE English men and it's never talked about on /pol/. Why?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/10624156/The-real-reason-French-women-date-British-guys.html
>>76033080
We gave you a magnific coat called Louisiana, you can at least "lend" us your hat we will return to you, it's a promise.
>>76034135
Now its been a few years sense I was in school, but didn't we buy Louisiana from you? Why would we lend our hat out for free?
>>76034323
>>76034323
Louisania was sold at a loss, it was a present for our greatest ally, also, look at my pepe he is clearly sad because he has no hat, poor pepe do you want to make him cry ?
>>76035773
>>76030994
We do love you bastards but some of the shit you've been pulling recently has been a bit how ya goin. And our pollies and media just fuckin parrot whatever you do so you better get Trump in, a lot of us around the world are watching very closely. It's not just America he's going to save.
