can we all laugh at this
>>76030414
>be me
>go on twitter
>see Jews literally branding themselves as Jews
>mfw we tricked the Jews into wearing a Jew star
>>76030414
look at iran's flag
>>76030567
>>>mfw we tricked the Jews into wearing a Jew star
Yeah so they are mad an addon is doing it but they are willing to do it them self
its fucking crazy
https://archive.is/8aJmD - engadget
https://archive.is/dK2Z0 - gizmodo
here is a few links
>>76031152
THATS NOT EVEN CENTERED GODDAMNIT
>>76031398
kek
>>76031398
The first version of this that I found is here:
https://twitter.com/FashNational/status/738477392734216192
-- Public Service Announcement --
The new version of the (((Coincidence Detector))) is here:
https://bit.no.com:43110/1As8nyiVibNzfjLiS1eCinYia2dK2ZgHiz
>>76030414
>mfw the jews' reaction to this basically proves that there is essentially an organized jewish presence in the media
Did we outjew the jews?
>>76031585
Shhhhh its a autism detector
>>76031398
>>76031893
kek
>>76030567
>>76030414
the best part is that they still dont get the joke in the name of the program.
>>76032012
>>76030414
Is there a Firefox extension for this?
>lived to see the day the internet joined history in implementing yet another iteration of the Jewish star "decloaker."
What a time
Is this a new meme or something?
>(((You)))
>>76032284
>new
hey reddit
>>76032463
It was TRS
>>76032176
There is for greasemonkey.
and if you get it, might as well get Appchan as well.
>tfw i will never not take this add on off.
>>76031656
Thank you, senpai
IRAN!!!!!!!!1
>>76032750
>thats actually calligraphy for "allah" look around the borders youll see more
>>76030414
loving it, OP
the (((la-li-lu-le-lo))) are exposing themselves to the world
>>76032745
You're welcome.
>>76030414
have you seen twitter? check the (((splc)))
>>76032750
Her clitoris is wearing a moustache.
Checking to see if mine still works
Ben Bernanke
>>76030886
Jewish insanity knows no bounds. They have interbred for millennia, believing they were supreme over all other people. It only makes sense that they're some of the most mentally ill people on the planet.
(((op)))
I can't believe this shit is being take seriously tbqh.
Why does anyone need an addon for this? Jews are pretty easy to discern from their phenotype and name. Hitler should have just hired professional jew inspectors like myself, the stars seem like such a hassle.
>>76030414
Where can I still find that extension?
>>76030414
>That feel it wasn't "!!Goldberg!!"
>tfw dwarf fortress players would get it.
>>76030886
They think they're far enough along on the timetable that they can come out and openly declare themselves the Jew Master Race the way they've always wanted to
I vaguely worry they might be right, but I suspect they've simply lost reference to the fact that Jewish tricks only work as long as you know it isn't the Jews pushing them on you, and is actually your fellow white people telling you that you're obligated to hate yourself for being a white person.
>>76033497
https://bit.no.com:43110/1As8nyiVibNzfjLiS1eCinYia2dK2ZgHiz/
>>76030414
Can someone please explain what's going on? Why are Jews putting parenthesis around their names?
>>76033564
It's slowly coming apart, the memes have spread to far to contain, and yet too many vested interests in a domestic crisis happening in America to blow their cover now.
It's a countdown before something happens. It's going to be a very hot summer.
But I'm not worried, I'm sure everything will be fire.
>>76030414
>https://bit.no.com:43110/1As8nyiVibNzfjLiS1eCinYia2dK2ZgHiz
someone explain to a oldfag who now looks like a filthy newfag what this whole thing is about?
>>76033299
white cucks call us anti-semetic while at the same time importing millions of subhumans who only wait for a chance to kill all kikes. you cant make that shit up
I feel like we've fucking broken the meme barrier. I can't actually believe the SPLC self-echoed on their own twitter. What kind of insane dreamworld have we managed to create? Is this Kek's doing?
>>76033786
>Can someone please explain what's going on? Why are Jews putting parenthesis around their names?
>>76033786
It's pure coincidence, goy
Don't worry about it
>>76030567
>>76030414
>>76031656
>>76031719
Media jews finally lost it and all it took was a TRS shitposter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCS-Ufhgf3w
>>76032083
Topkek
>>76033975
Apparently there was an app that surrounded Jewish looking names with a series of 3 parenthesis. Liberal media desperately trying to pin it on Trump supporters.
>>76032284
No, it's not.
>>>/leddit/
There is literally nothing wrong with being a Jew.
>Nazis want me to wear an arm band huh? Well, I'll show them! I love wearing the arm band! I'll sew it in to all my clothes ahahahahahah!
Can someone brief us normal humans who actually sleep at night. What's going on here? A Jew tracker or something?
>>76034375
>knock-off Aussie attempts to humor
>>76034049
ÊžÌ‡ÌˆÌŒÌ‘Ì Ì©Ì¤Í–ÆŽÍ§Í¬ÌˆÍ̘̒͋ʞ̰͙̥̤̪͗̿ͨ̄ is growing stronger! Praise ÊžÌ‡ÌˆÌŒÌ‘Ì Ì©Ì¤Í–ÆŽÍ§Í¬ÌˆÍ̘̒͋ʞ̰͙̥̤̪͗̿ͨ̄!
>>76034375
haahahaha you have fallen prey to our superior memeing skills and now you are compelled to brand yourself as a filthy Khazar Moloch worshipper
>>76034049
>I can't actually believe the SPLC self-echoed on their own twitter
https://youtu.be/eCS-Ufhgf3w?t=3854
Mene magic.
>>76034425
https://mic.com/articles/144228/echoes-exposed-the-secret-symbol-neo-nazis-use-to-target-jews-online
https://mic.com/articles/145105/coincidence-detector-the-google-extension-white-supremacists-use-to-track-jews
The kikes don't get all the details right, but it'll give you the gist of the situation.
>>76034425
This is how it started.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF_UCX6BF4w
For some reason every time I try and install the new extension chrome decides it's no good and it doesn't work. Help a /pol/ock out?
>>76034638
>Secret symbol
>track Jews
Jesus Christ, this it hilarious. The was just a fucking aesthetic change that saved some time from googling someone's name.
This is no laughing matter.
>>76034791
Reinstall your browser.
>>76033975
The Coincidence Detector is a browser add-on that surrounds the names of all Jewish people and organizations with parentheses. This is supposed to simulate the sound of their name echoing, which is a meme on therightstuff.biz.
It doubles as both applying the meme to every Jewish name and a convenient way to recognize Jews at a glance.
>>76034791
This has been happening to a lot of people, but I can't reproduce it.
It's worked fine on OSX and Linux.
>>76034791
Mine only works like half the time.
>>76034866
>a convenient way to recognize Jews at a glance
Maybe for a normie. Any fucker worth his salt can spot a Jew a mile away.
>>76034739
Don't lie. You know that we all agreed at our secret antisemitism meeting that we will use 3 parenthesis symbolizing the three layers of kike control over our lives at the nuclear, national and international levels. We also wanted to keep the kikes in a symbolic concentration camp, and also taunt that one faggot kike who boasted that the names of these kikes will will reverberate through history.
Our super secret /pol/ster cabal is really into symbolism
link to github?
>>76032083
I don't know what's going on, but I believe this is the truth.
>>76035005
It was on gitlab.com, but they hacked my account.
No public repo exists.
>>76035005
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=coincidence+detector+github
>>76034791
It also might be some kind of Jewish trick.
I wouldn't install it, but I'm super paranoid. Also, Maxthon master race
>>76035191
Chrome is literally Jewgle. Avoid at all costs.
Even the meme jingle icon symbol graphic is a camera watching you.
>>76035191
You can unzip the .crx file and look at the code.
It's harmless.
It just regexps some text.
>>76035156
and not a single link. good job you shit eating retard
>>76031656
>https://bit.no.com:43110/1As8nyiVibNzfjLiS1eCinYia2dK2ZgHiz
>Downloading a virus
>Ever
>>76035307
;^) sent
>>76035070
I never know what the fuck is going on around here.
>>76035287
Yeah and a whole building stocked with autistic child primary colors and literally elementary school furniture while appealing to neckbeard LARPers is "just harmless."
>>76030414
Do all these kikes putting this on their profiles know what it means, or do they actually think this is some form of retaliation?
>>76035307
It's not on github. No public repo exists.
>>76035335
Use a real operating system so you don't have to be so scared.
>>76035394
The Jews did it. Keep her steady straight into the waves.
>>76035191
What trick could it be? I uninstalled it only because it didn't really work.
>>76035416
They think they are being ironic, but they are falling right into our trap
>>76035418
And how do you know what operating system I'm using? Virus confirmed.
>>76032627
>there is
>but I'm not going to tell you where it is
I've spent the last half hour trying to look for this.
>>76035518
I couldn't possibly tell. I'm not super techy. Maybe they could record your IP and put it on a list, or put some kind of identifier in the code to mark you as an antisemite
But I am super paranoid about jewish tricks
>>76035635
Why? All it does is put parentheses around Jewish names (that you should already recognize).
>>76035635
8th fucking post nigger.
spoon feeding is not promoted on /pol/
>>76035799
There's stealthjews that the extension reveals, like Marilyn Monroe.
>>76035635
maybe you should try scrolling through this thread
>>76035631
Because only the shit ones get viruses.
>>76031719
holy shit lol you're right. they just showed their tell. but how do you take them to the cleaners now that you know it?
>>76036060
Thank you!
oh google.... u so crazy
>>76035953
She converted so does she really count?
>>76035594
I sent that to him.
>>76036314
Wait, disregard that, I suck cocks.
>>76036060
>using a distro developed by the chinese
>pretending it's secure
lol
>>76036246
I can not get this (>>76030567) out of my head now.
Hitler was right all along.
>>76036060
>not using legacy captcha
Some master l33t haxxor you are
Once they all ((())) themselves then we need to meme it as a secret symbol for pedophiles.
>>76036411
>not knowing how to harden your own OS
Stay on windows pleb. This kind of power isnt for you.
We should start rumors of a new extension that is better than ever and looks just like any other app.
>>76036532
Here ya go:
<<Jared Fogle33
>>76036542
Damn, that really makes me wiener twitch.
>>76036532
it could be a russian trick..
>>76035138
I downloaded the master last night before it was gone.
>>76030414
It's like niggers calling eachother niggers
>>76030414
I`m not a twitterfag, so i need you guys to tell me how many people are actually doing this. Will it reach mainstream media?
Also, feels kinda weid, since I thought the Jews already knew about Coincidence Detector.
>>76030414
>>76031152
>>76035594
>6-pointed star
>6 total parentheses
Was this planned?
>>76036800
I've seen it like 5 or 6 times today and absolutely everyone was laughing at them for it. People suggesting they start wearing armbands and getting tattoos on their foreheads. It won't last long I imagine.
>>76036861
Pure coincidence I'm sure.
>>76036621
Anyone get the reference ;_;
>>76036861
Its just coincidence.
Dont worry about it.
So, it seems like google killed Coincidence Detector. Is an alternative online already?
Start posting some Ben Garrison edits for maximum nosehurt.
>mfw /pol/ initiates the fourth reich and the shekel shoah
>>76037171
Also, needs a Firefox/Palemoon port.
>>76036542
>implying i'm using windows
>implying you can harden a compromised os
(((You)))
You can all laugh, but I personally love this addition to my browsing. It is the best extension I have found in a long time.
We need to be careful what we eat in today's world, and it's clear certain combinations of ingredients are designed to weaken us. Now that we can see who authors such recipes, we can choose not to cook them.
Our digestive tracts and blood will remain pure.
>>76037307
The greasemonkey script is working fine for me in firefox.
See >>76037389
I couldn't get the chrome extension to work though.
>>76030567
>>76030414
Now they just need to have their kike stars on everything they do so all can see what lovely people they are.
>>76037437 ))
Testing
Tell me how this looks senpai
What if we start forcing Jews to put parenthesis around there names and when they don't comply, we show them accounts that willfully do it themselves?
>>76037243
>just chuck my shit up
>>76037571
Here's some test text:
Ben Shapiro
George Soros
Yosef Goldman
>>76037868 (( ))
>>76037868))
>>76037868((
I'm trying to make it look like
>>76037868 (((You))) on your screen ;^)
>>76033678
You rock!
this meme is from the Merchant Minute right?
>>76037851
CHUCK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST NIGHT ALIVE
HEAD CRASHIN
NECK SPAPPIN
DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT JIMMY LAUGHIN'
Streaming BCS with /tv/, as well as the /pol/ shenanigans, was god-tier comfy
I can't till season 3 next year with our God emperor Trump as president
>>76037868
Tested with Palemoon, it werks.
>>76030414
Hey goyim
>>76030414
can anyone upload coincidence detector extension? I want to install it. I can't find it anywhere anymore .
>>76036396
well done
>>76034458
Zalgo is not pleased
>>76038656
It doesn't exist.
Someone needed to make it for Firefox/opera
Hardly anyone here or on trs/other forums/chans uses chrome that's not retarded.
>>76038972
I'm using yandex browser but based on chromium
>>76033102
That's just the Female Genital Mutilation
>>76039051
>falling for both the Russians and the Jews
wew canada
>>76032750
where is the clitoris? i could never find it.
>>76030414
SHUT IT DOWN!
Can somebody fill me in?
I was literally in a coma up until last month (for about half a year) and I'm lost
I lost enough brain cells in the coma, I don't want to lose out on these memes too.
>>76039156
Cut off
>>76039156
Did you try toilet paper?
>>76038656
https://bit.no.com:43110/1As8nyiVibNzfjLiS1eCinYia2dK2ZgHiz
>>76032587
Can confirm.
>great work Cuckington.
>>76039370
Webroot says it's malicious. Can anyone confirm the link?
How do you get this to work on Firefox?
>>76030414
You know why this happened, we all know why it did.
>>76033786
Lord Kek is back, and he is giving his followers super powers to defeat the evil forces of tyranny, manipulation and oppression, something big is probably going to go down so he is making his presence more known to his followers.
>>76034968
How good is it detecting jews who change their last names? I mean a lot do right?
>>76039209
nvm I just remembered
remember kids, drugs are no laughing matter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca0MwwbeWtM
>>76039483
Bitdefender, a better anti-virus, says its clean but I cant use it on firefox.
So does anyone know of any possible alternatives to coincidence detector? Google removed it. Hopefully they can make a new one soon
>>76039628
What was death like?
>>76039129
why falling for the Jews? I hope the Russians invade us and capture turdeau.
(((>>76030414)))
>>76039166
THEY GOYM KNOW
SHUT
IT
DOWN
NOW
and racisim is not funny either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWToJ0TRhxM
>>76039731
Chromium is a product of Jewgle, arm of the CIA. As usual over the past couple of decades, it sucks anyway.
Honestly, I can't understand how anybody who used Jewgle software back when it was any good would give it the time of day. I could tell you more about my experiences with them, but that's beside the point. The point is that it's crap, it sucks to use, and it fails at its intended purposes. Maybe they're in a competition with Microsoft.
>>76040142
chromium is open source, chrome is just a fork of it with jewgle injected
>>76039628
>>76039717
A more important question - what kind of reality did you imagine? Did you imagine you were slaying mad pussy because you were a Chad? Did you imagine having super powers?
>>76040447
>2016
>not using Surf
Does Anybody have the Source Code for this shit. I am really bummed out that Google Killed the Chrome extension.
Anyone?
>>76040447
Still sucks either way, but then so does the "web."
It defies any concept of possible sanity to go full retard and then keep going further retard and then go even further retard and then get all the further retards to go further the retard. Only an addict would place these bets.
jews: once again
>>76040737
ROCK YOUR ECHOS
>>76040651
Anyone? Help!
Dos ANYONE HAVE THE SOURCE CODE????
>>76040611
>2016
>not using a browser literally no one has heard of
>>76040707
webkit is a decent rendering engine, so much so that even opera gave the fuck up and adopted it
v8 is the js engine behind chrome which was great enough that they built node.js on top of it
in actuality chromium is probably the greatest browser there is. it lacks a few of the new features like user stylesheets and every now and then there's a bump but it's the most advanced browser out there. just because it's associated with google doesn't make it shit.
the only other browser I'd consider is that new one that the ex-firefox ceo is developing. the guy who made javascript is making his own browser where it has anti-ads built into it, so the ads don't even load to begin with. the only downside is he's trying to get ads in it if they pay him directly
Where can I find the source to the app? Anyone have a repo with the source?
I want to recreate it....PLZ HELP!
>>76040737
Holy fucking shit that was fast!
>>76040651
>>76040839
I dont know how much this helps, but here you go. since you cant read a thread or follow a fucking link.
>>76040651
you can still use the extension in developer mode
https://bit.no.com:43110/1As8nyiVibNzfjLiS1eCinYia2dK2ZgHiz
Anyone else find it interesting how quickly so many Jews of so many different walks of life got on board with this? They are very well connected with each other.
>>76040915
>opera gave the fuck up and adopted it
Yeah, I guess that's why they've been in beta since forever while real opera wasted away on the vine. Thanks, jews.
What a sad thing it is that I'm still using Opera because back when it was what it proclaimed to be, it was the biggest, baddes, fasted, most efficient, and feature-laden browser in the world. The entire field blown the fuck out of the water and left to try to copy it as fast as they could.
Now it's derelict. And if I want opera-beta then I get beta-cuck-lite. As expected of scandi cuckshed fags.
I just posted this in another thread but I'm amazed how ignorant these fools are about memetic warfare. Dave Chappelle found out the hard way that satire is ineffective when your ideological opponents take it at face value. They're only hastening the tribalized balkanization of society.
>>76040964
Any chances of the developers hosting a git repo with the source code on a server/website that they own?
>>76041101
naw, its a coincidence
>>76041192
they really jewed opera but when you think about it that's just fair competition. opera had a thing going for it but couldn't maintain and hence has the lowest browser market share now
>>76041262
I'm honestly not sure why it doesn't. maybe because of github tranny rules. they could easily host it on gitgud.io
>>76040949
>https://bit.no.com:43110/1As8nyiVibNzfjLiS1eCinYia2dK2ZgHiz
>>76040964
Thank you Patriots.
>>76030414
>ctrl+f 'goatse'
>no results
cmon guys
>>76041435
>opera had a thing going
It lost its way. It's too bad because I would actually pay money to fund a decent browser.
Hell, maybe I'd work for them at low cost. But it lost its way.
I'm pissed. I only started detecting coincidences a few months ago and now this bullshit happens
>>76041559
maybe check out brenden eich's new browser. i forgot the name but he invented javascript and became the mozilla ceo for a week until okcupid protested him out. it sounds promising and at least the ads he wants to incorporate into it have to fund the browser and abide by rules he sets, which I'm still iffy if I want to decide is a good thing or not
>>76041679
forgot to add, apparently the ads actually generate revenue for users but I'm sure they'll pull that idea
>>76040737
Kikes always look for a way to find quick cash.
https://brave.com/
here's the new browser brenden eich is working on if anyone's interested
if you're shit at reading he's the guy who invented javascript and became ceo of mozilla for a short time
>>76041897
Is it open source? If not...fuck off.
>>76041679
>javascript
Yeah, so, the hypertext transfer protocol is really fucking stupid, but let's make Tim Burners Lee a fucking Knight
Yeah, so that didn't work so let's make Java.
OK, yeah, that was pretty stupid, so let's make javascript. That won't combine the worst of all worlds. And nobody likes it anyway.
AUTISTIC GOOGLE: hyuk, it's ajax
YEEEAAAAAH ITS WEB 2.0 LET ME GO GET MY LATTE
fucking trash
>>76030414
>Oy vey, the goyim made an extension that calls attention to our Jewishness!
>I know, let's call out our Jewishness ourselves, voluntarily!
>That'll show those filthy goyim!
I thought Jews were supposed to be smart.
How exactly are they "getting back at us" by doing to themselves the very thing we set out to do?
>>76032750
I remember the Japanese bants in that thread. Kek.
>>76040570
Sauce?
>>76042086
yes, even the server backend and frontend is open source. everything is open source.
>>76042147
javascript is the best language ever invented go fuck yourself i tell you what
A set that contains itself?
>>76042243
Maybe some falseflagging "Jews" started the trend and actual Jews thought it was a good idea, for some reason.
>>76042384
Is a set that contains all sets
>>76042362
>javascript is the best language ever invented go fuck yourself i tell you what
say that to my face motherfucker and not online.
>>76030414
>>76030567
>>76030886
>>76031149
(((STREISAND))) EFFFECT
>>76042472
I would and surf is shit you weak ass pussy bitch
>>76042362
To be honest one of the foremost reasons I still use Actual Opera is that it's so old and broken that so many of the worst parts of the web don't even work.
I was hoping the new revision might offer similar abilities, and then I got surprised by the configuration options allowed by default vs. when I made it use my old .opera folder. Wow.
>>76030414
GOYIM NO!
t. Elie Rosenberg
>>76030414
Roasties BTFO
>>76042698
(((Rosenberg))) corrected
>>76042636
It has its fucking uses, but JS is still shit}]:
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>>76042819
any actual reason other than shit webdev meme
>>76041679
>pic
holy fuck
>>76042348
Look at the bottom of the fucking pic mong.
>>76042362
>javascript is the best language ever invented
Do you want to know how I know you're a terrible programmer?
>>76043075
personally, I dont like the syntax.
other then that...not really much.
It does the same thing as any other language.
>>76031656
>https://bit.no.com:43110/1As8nyiVibNzfjLiS1eCinYia2dK2ZgHiz
14.88.22
nice touch
KeK
>>76043215
>Do you want to know how I know you're a terrible programmer?
not really I usually disregard this meme response. maybe you're a dinosaur and I can forgive you for not paying attention to anything within the last 5 years and the exploding success of node.js
>>76043271
well okay. it's c syntax but I can understand that. it's a lot more advanced than most languages though
>>76030414
it a vagina??
>>76030414
one thing i figure the jew will do eventually is get loyal gentiles to start ((()))ing themselves along with the jew
i figure the best response to that is going to be to just treat people who do it as if they're jewish and when they say "i'm a christian" or whatever just be like no, you declared that you're a jew, so you're a jew. So of course you hate white people, because you're a jew.
maybe not? that's why i'm bringing it up, you know, preliminarily
>>76043488
Its strenght is the user support and that is a powerful thing.
Still, if its six of one half a dozen of the other, Im not a fan.
>>76035287
yes it's harmless, trust us goy, we are your greatest ally ,what could go wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEv672uRhLQ
>>76043546
I have a better idea, why doesn't the FBI start using the extension.
>>76043676
I will say that javascript being forced onto the world has given it an unfair advantage. but that is a toll I am willing to forgive as everyone should embrace and bathe in the glory of javascript whether they want to or not
We need to make a memetic badge for them. Let them pass it around and embrace it, send it to Goldberg first.
Anyone got a template handy?
This is also akin to how Trump got his opposition to create knockoffs of his hat that look exactly like his hat.
Trump. Goebbels. Our side has the best meme magicians.
>>76039617
>How good is it detecting jews who change their last names?
There is such a thing as Jewish names.
For instance, Levine/Levin/Levi/etc are all variants of Levi, a Jewish name found in the Torah/Old Testament. David is also another Jewish name.
They also take on the names of colors/valuables/etc with variations like Black/Blackman/Schwartz/etc, or Gold/Goldstein/Feingold/etc.
There are also Yiddish names, either the Yiddish equivalent of existing Jewish names or something uniquely Yiddish. Herschel/Hershel/etc is one. Lieber (Yiddish for 'beloved') and other variants like Lieberman is also a Yiddish name.
And if you combine name identification and facial identification, you can spot them. The name is important because it's their secret way of telling fellow Jews that they are Jews themselves, but it's not so secret if you know how to find them. It may fool the "normies", but it won't fool those who are "initiated".
>>76043488
>maybe you're a dinosaur and I can forgive you for not paying attention to anything within the last 5 years
No matter what fucking new meme language gets shatted out, it will never be able to do things that other languages can do. In fact if you go low enough, there's not a single language nor compiler that supports the latest AMD64 instruction set. And you sure as hell aren't going to be writing any drivers or performance critical software in something as slow as Java.
>>76030414
How do I get the APP if it got removed from the chrome store.
>>76044716
https://bit.no.com:43110/1As8nyiVibNzfjLiS1eCinYia2dK2ZgHiz
>>76044441
java is garbage tier I hope you're not fucking with me and know javascript is what I'm talking about
I would never write low level regardless. but web assembly is coming and with asm.js theoretically I could compile javascript to low level. not that I would be so inclined to
>>76044716
learn to use your computer, spic
honestly im a bit lost
what the fuck is this and what does it mean
>inb4 newfag summerfag
>>76045212(you)
Fucking newfag.
Javascript cannot be 'low level', ever.
>>76045212
Javascript uses Java hence the whole JAVAscript thing.
>I could compile javascript to low level. not that I would be so inclined to
Uh huh is that so. If a fucking C/C++ compiler can't make 100% accurate good assembly code then a fucking Java compiler is never going to be doing that. Besides having some retarded """""asm""""".js bullshit would just be half assing it. Might as well learn C/C++ if you're going to be using a crutch because you can't into assembly.
>>76046049
asm.js
web assembly
educate yourself grandpa, the compilers are more evolved than your peabrain
>>76045885
Read the thread, it's explained perfectly fine.
Is there a Mozilla version out?
>>76045885
(((You)))
>>76046340
>Javascript uses Java hence the whole JAVAscript thing.
holy fuck mate. they are nothing alike. kys
java has literally nothing to do with this discussion, you giant retard. but just to respond, java is slow because of the JVM. which has absolutely nothing to do with javascript
99% asm.js code is actually ported from C via emscriptem. I know C regardless.
>>76043546
Doesn't the extension simply match Jewish sounding names?
How is it antisemitic to merely state that a person is Jewish?
>>76047239
There's a big list that it matches against.
This list has been updated regularly by the goys at therightstuff.biz.
>>76030414
http://fortune.com/2016/06/03/google-chrome-jews/
It got removed, where can I find it again?
>>76046594
It's not my fault the person that named Javascript that is a fucking retard. Seriously. You make a language, call it JAVAscript, and it has nothing to do with Java? That's ridiculous.
>99% asm.js code is actually ported from C via emscriptem
Then that code is going to end up fucking mangled and disgusting. If C/C++ can't produce nice compiled data a fucking Javascript compiler isn't going to either. So actually you should be the one "KYS"-ing because you think porting something from C via emscriptem is a viable solution to anything.
>>76047568
Before going there, do they have a database file (or any file) that contains a list of names?
>>76030567
>>Be me
Learn to greentext you reddit fuck
>>76047239
Given that noticing patterns is racist, I wouldn't put it past leftards to consider noticing which sides do jews back antisemite
>>76047762
Hi cnn
>>76047672
read the thread its been posted several times
>>76047725
it was called javascript to trick dumbfucks like you into thinking you should learn it. read a book, you sound like the 12 year old web dev off stack overflow who responds to js tags with java code
they get compiled exactly the same. that is the point of asm.js. stop being retarded mate
web assembly will be even better
>>76037389
>serve over WHITE rice
Coincidence?
>>76030414
I am.
>>76048192
Just get a tripcode
Crap, I accidentally associated crx with notepad how to undo dis
>>76047951
>they get compiled exactly the same
No they don't. If you ever bothered looking at the garbage that C/C++ compilers can shit out, versus what you write yourself, you'll notice that the C/C++ compilers tend to not be able to produce good compiled code. If a C/C++ compiler can't do that, then a fucking Javascript one can't either. And web """""assembly""""" is only something a fucking retard could want or think could actually happen, and you're a lazy ass faggot if you can't into making assembly code yourself.
>>76043546
"Call him a Jew and see how he shrinks back...I've been found out"
T. Gerbils
>>76048621
compile c code
port it to asm.js via emscripten
the js engine will compile it exactly the same as the c compiler
asm.js is basically c in a different syntax
web assembly is for people who know assembly, so they can build their own language and run it in the browser
honestly i'm not sure why i keep continuing this convo when you literally think javascript = java
>>76048885
You do that shit and the compiled assembly code is going to far, far more mangled then it would be if you simply went as far as the c compiler.
>honestly i'm not sure why i keep continuing this convo when you literally think javascript = java
That's funny since you're the retarded one for A) thinking compiler code is all horkey dorkey and fine B) thinking that taking that mangled code and then further mangling it by pushing it through more compilers is tots fine as well
So sure you can do """""assembly programming""""" with web """""assembly""""" but it's going to be utter crap and any competent assembly programmer could code circles around it. Now how about you kys.
>>76048885
but 2bh this confirms my suspicions about all "javascript sucks" shitposters: uneducated, don't even know what js is, probably shit tier themselves
>>76049220
>You do that shit and the compiled assembly code is going to far, far more mangled then it would be if you simply went as far as the c compiler.
the output is exactly the same. they are using the same compiler, just it parses the different syntax. commit sudoku mate, you have reach critical levels of retardation
that's just the nature of the web, dinosaur man. screenshot this post, 20 years from now you browser will run operating systems on webpages
>>76030414
oy vey!
