Why is American culture such shit?
I'm looking to buy an apartment in NYC so that I can go there on vacation whenever I feel like it, but every fucking home has a shit layout, shit tiles, shit floor and shit decoration.
How on earth can you americans live like this?
This piece of shit costs $750k.
Why, murricans, why?
>>76002408
>buying a jew hut in the middle of jew central
wrong place to be buying a "vacation" spot
try miami where everything is either shitty mediterranean style or ultra modern white boxes with white furniture inside.
>>76002408
Hmmm
>It's been said Americans have no culture
This piece of shit costs $4 mill.
>>76002591
I initially wanted an apartment in Florida, but I encountered exactly the same problem there. It was so offputting that I chose to look at apartments in NYC instead. But shit taste seems to be universal for you murricans.
>>76002510
Why does your smug sorry ass not show us what a proper "cultured house" looks like fucking waste of natural resource puke.
>>76002408
Let me guess, NYC consists of only Manhattan to you?
Typical norweigan house
$3.4 mill.
I'm starting to think the 9/11 hijackers was trying to do you guys a favor.
why would you want to go to ny? it's pretty much just a generic north american city.
>>76003032
See the gray ones for areas I've been looking at. There's a lot more than that when you zoom in also. I've looked at nearly 100 apartments in the $350k-1.5 mill range.
Every single one was shit.
>>76002408
You're surprised NYC is all modern style lofts?
>>76003335
You are shit.
>>76002408
We like to redecorate.
We don't want the apartment to be perfect from day one, we want to keep changing it and making it more and more our own.
>>76002408
>New York City
Well there's your problem
Every sane american strives to live on their own farm. Not this fag shit
>>76003653
>>76003032
Please tell me a nice vacation spot in the US where the taste isn't complete shit. I genuinely want a vacation home there.
>>76002510
>>76002952
>>76003142
>>76003335
Because it's in the most powerful, relevant, and important city on the planet, dingus. NYC dictates the world's culture and economy. The price is expensive to keep eurotrash like yourself out
>>76002408
>Why is American culture such shit?
Jews. Kill them all and yourself, Kohn.
>>76003132
10/10 post
>>76002408
It's to keep poorfags out
>>76003977
What do you want out of a vacation home? Do you want beaches? Countryside? City life? What sort of activities are you looking to do?
>>76002408
New York city
1 of 4 of the biggest and most important cities in the US (the others being L.A., San Francisco, and Washington DC )
Wants to buy property in one of these cities
Is serious
>Dumb fuck Swedes think that, New York is going to be cheap.
>Only the rich live comfortably in these cities.
>>76003132
> Buildt 150 years ago even witjout paint, still holds
Lafting is actually a very good way to build without nails.
We also build wooden boats without nails, just wooden plugs. That throt in the saltwater till it isn't leaking in anymore
>>76004411
Beaches were the first priority, but I just couldn't keep looking at Florida ads.
Then city life was second priority, but I can't keep looking at NYC ads.
I'm starting to consider looking at California ads, but I'm worried that they'll have even shittier taste than the last two.
If you have so much money to put into this then why not just furnish a place to your liking? Also do you need a butler or paid companion or personal assistant? I'll do it for $30/day (plus travel expenses if any) and I won't ask you for more money. I don't drink or smoke or do drugs. I need Sundays off to go to church.
>>76004618
>Dumb fuck Swedes think that, New York is going to be cheap
>Only the rich live comfortably in these cities.
m8, I'm willing to spend $1.5 mill on an apartment I'm going to visit maybe twice a year.
I know NYC is expensive, but that doesn't explain everything being shit, even apartments going for up to $4 mill.
>>76003977
New Hampshire is really comfy during autumn.
>>76004751
Try northern California.
People are lafting at you
>>76003977
buy a compound in Texas and load it with ammunition and guns.
>>76004618
If you have 360k to throw around, buy a house in the suburbs in some place like Virginia Beach, or northern CA, or nags head North Carolina.
>>76004950
If you have that kind of cash buy something in a gulfcoast state Or in Virginia, or one of the Carolinas.
All of which have cities, and warm sandy beaches.
Also sorry for misidentifying you as a swede.
>>76002408
Why don't the apartments in a foreign country look like the ones in my homeland?
>>76002408
Because it's NYC you retard. Would you rather have more space or 12 100 sq ft rooms?
Try san diego
>>76002408
You're a fucking idiot. You don't get all the furnishings when you buy the home.
Stripped down to white walls and no furniture, a lot of these places can look just fine if you have a decent sense of style.
>>76004673
Tons of buildings like that in the US that don't have a foot of moss and a tilt thing going on.
>>76002408
I lived in Norway for a while and was amazed to see how everyone there is the same. Same thing for decoration, all you guys share the same house interiors. Fucking commie
>>76004618
>Dumb fuck Swedes
>Norwegian flag
you just rustled my jimmies burgerfuck
1. NYC is old as fuck and a lot of the apartments reflect that
2. You can fill it with less ugly furnishings
3. Buy an apartment in CT. Some towns are only about an hour away and the places taxes are significantly cheaper, less niggers depending on where you go and typically better looking places
Not so sure about Jersey, but I lived in CT for four years and it was p gr8
>>76003977
Just furnish the interior yourself you braindead fuck.
>>76003977
If you think New York is the height of taste, there's nothing we can do for you.
>>76003335
Why do they still call Manhattan an island when it clearly isn't one?
>>76002408
>wanting a vacation home in Jew York
You realize you can get a sizeable home in a homogeneous community for a fraction of the price, right? NYC isn't as good as they say it is. The air there is so fucking polluted with car exhaust I felt like I was getting lung cancer there, all the people are vapid and rude, the cost of living is absolutely retarded, and it's filled to the brim with pavement apes. You'd be better off in literally any other city in America except maybe L.A. or San Fransico.
>WHY DON'T FOREIGN HOMES LOOK EXACTLY LIKE MY NATION'S HOMES?
Are you a refugee?
>>76002408
>buying an apartment in NYC
HAHAHA
>buying an apartment
What is wrong with people
>SethRollins1488
>>76009686
The moss hinders water from getting to the wood, it actually makes these house waterproof without using tar, tiles or point.
Not that a worthless american pioneer ever could have figured that out.
Enjoy your rotting cabins
>>76003335
You know you can redecorate and furnish an apartment yourself, right faggot?
>>76002408
>How on earth can you americans live like this?
By actually having enough money to buy a place, gut it, make it my home, and sell it without hesitation when I find a new place to live.
I'd never fucking move to new york though. Fuck that.
>>76003132
IKEA did the whole place for $32
>>76002510
DESIGNATED
SLEEPING
HOLES
>>76002408
>Moving to NYC
>"Americans"
New Yorkers aren't even fucking human, they're very carefully disguised reptilians
>NYC
The real estate is expensive as fuck
Move to Northern NJ, good neighborhoods, good prices, and close to the city
http://www.zillow.com/homes/874_rid/41.133995,-73.893978,40.762114,-74.272483_rect/1_fs/0_rs/0_fr/1_z/1_mmm/-1000000000_price/any_days/Bergen-County-NJ_rb/days_sort/?fromHomePage=true
>>76002510
That's only in NYC. In Central Florida, a nearest apartment in my town is about $1.3K/mth.
>>76013374
Oy bey
>>76002408
Buy a cheap one and pay someone to refurnish it in true norwegian style then
Because you're willingly choosing to live in New York City. Which I have no idea why you would.
>>76004751
>Beaches were the first priority
>looking for a cheap vacation home in NYC
This is the most retarded thing I've seen all day.
>>76002408
are you retarded?
>>76002408
>NYC
Nigger what are you doing? Get a nice home in a good suburb or in the countryside.
What's your price range op?
OP, this is the most pathetic anti-American banter I've ever seen. Fucking kill yourself snow nigger.
You can get this for 100 million dollars
>>76004950
Yes it does explain why it's shitty. NYC is for rich Hebrews and Wall Street fucks. Please be sensible and with that type of money at least have the decency to move near the beach, not some shitty overrated meme city. Do your fucking homework and check out Charleston or something.
>>76002408
Stay the fuck home or go somewhere else . Die along with the rest of Europe
>>76003132
>Typical norweigan house
kek
so much culture
