The Sanders campaign is considering sending its candidate into his rally in a rather unusual way.
Local skydiving outlets have been reportedly been in contact with the Sanders campaign, and one campaign staffer was sent yesterday for what was seemingly a "test-run".
http://www.mediaite.com/online/bernie-sanders-might-skydive-into-his-campaign-rally/
Jesus Fucking Christ, /pol/, what is this election?
In this thread we try to churn up enough meme magic to make sure this happens.
You didn’t misread that headline: Bernie Sanders might enter his Friday rally in Cloverville, California by skydiving in.
NorCal Skydiving told Bay-area newspaper The Press Democrat that they were approached by a Sanders campaign staffer Wednesday about the possibility of making an entrance from the sky. The following day, a campaign staffer went skydiving as a sort of practice run, but there’s still no word about whether they’ll go through with the idea.
“I’ve been told they will run the idea by Bernie,” jumpmaster Jimmy Halliday said. “I can’t confirm that’s the plan. I know that’s a possibility.”
The rally will be held at Cloverdale Municipal Airport at 7:30 local time. Only adding to the mystery, airport manager Michael Morrissey tells The Press Democrat that Sanders is “supposed to make a grand entrance.”
well i understand at this point he isnt getting much media about him; a stupid skydive would change that
Might as well, his campaign is going to be effectively over early in the evening on June 7.
Is it a smart idea for him to do this? Bearing in mind he already looks like he could drop dead at any second?
Would this be awesome or jumping the shark for Bernie?
>>75981629
Kek'd at filename
>>75981629
>Inb4 parachute fails and he falls to his death in the middle of his crowd.
One can hope.
>>75983804
Everyone gets splattered. Everyone feels the bern
>>75981629
so those MANPAS I stole are going to come in handy now?
Lmao this scam artist has officially lost his fucking mind
Guy has no chance of winning the nomination, he's running out of time, and he wants to jump out of a plane?
>>75981629
>yfw when he's chute doesn't open
The commie messiah will come from the heavens.
>>75981629
Whoa just like a bird.
I worked in the campaign of US Senator Broyhill, many years ago. The opponent was former Gov, Terry Sanford, who was about Bernie's age, and we had hung the tag "tired ol' Terry" on him pretty effectively.
Then a week out from the election, the bastard helicopters into a rally and jups out as the thing is landing, wearing his flight jacket from back when he was a paratrooper, smiling and waving...
Was sitting next to the guy running our campaign when it happened, he looked over at me and started discussing how we'd handle shutting everything down after the election, where to sell the office furniture, etc.
Beware elderly Democrat candidates and anything to do with jumping from aircraft.
>>75983804
>>75984132
>tfw we meme magiced this jew to stone cold steve austin the fucking earth and guarantee a hillary presidency
>>75983698
Little column A, little column B.
If you're going out, go out in style.
>>75981629
He's old as fuck and is going to botch his landing.
>>75981629
I hope he goes in Pinochet style
>>75981629
I hope he pulls a Peggy Hill and eats it.
>>75981629
>owen hart owen hart owen hart owen hart owen hart
GUYS WE CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN
>>75981629
lol several people's life savings that were donated to Bernie will go towards paying for this stunt.
>>75983698
completely jumping the shark This will be his Howard Dean EEEEYYAAAAAGGGHHHHH moment.
>>75984326
this is a great story
>>75981629
probably thinking of different ways to waste money from the dipshits that donated to him
he has to show them how he spend on his campaign
>>75984593
>Bernie Sanders supporters
>Savings
kek
>>75983619
It would be a bad idea if it resulted in him dropping dead.
It would be a great idea if he looked energetic youthful, athletic and "spry."
Plus it would almost guarantee that HC or DJT would have to do something similar in the weeks ahead, or look weak.
If we could get a few weeks worth of Trump jumping 30 school buses on a motorcycle, or H'dog launch9ing from a canon... I see no possible downside to this...
>>75984624
he really has nothing to lose at this point whereas Howard Dean did that before Iowa.
>>75984593
Let's be honest though, this would dominate headlines for days.
>>75984407
t would have to be tandem -- and the visuals for that are bad it's so damn awkward looking.
Still, "Sanders gives major political address from top of tree outside venue" is a fun headline.
He should jump into a gorilla enclosure. Maybe he'd get more coverage then.
>>75984624
That was when he said white people didn't know what being poor was like
>clinton rigs it
>dead
>>75984624
More like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUL5w91dzbo
>>75984326
fucking awesome, tell us more about working on a campaign
>>75984791
Yeah because he would be ripping on his socialized parachute and plastic cutlery would fly out.
>writing off skydiving as a business expensive
classic bernie
>>75984693
>Trump jumping 30 school buses on a motorcycle
Wouldn't that break his campaign promise?
>>75984827
Too soon.
Just realized that Bernie used all his campaign money to check things off his bucket list before he dies. Bernouts literally funded the accomplishment of an old man's dreams.
>>75981629
Space jews from space!
>>75981629
>Bernie Sanders Sky Dives in to his speech and lands perfectly in front of the podium.
>The first thing he says is, "Hillary Clinton is weak and crooked!"
> CNN, Fox, MSNBC, Al Jizzera are all shooting it live on air. They're fucking flabbergasted.
> Bernie wins the popular vote
>>75983377
Especially (hopefully!) if he goes kerplunk
>>75985123
>Bernie wins the popular vote
And still loses because of super delegates.
Top kek
>>75981629
tbqh this seems like something that trump will do senpai
>>75981629
I hope he BERNS up in the atmosphere.
>>75984827
>He should jump into a gorilla enclosure. Maybe he'd get more coverage then
Then the gorilla would get shot and he'd lose even more of the black vote.
Oh man i hope to god his parachute gets tampered with. I want him to splat in a beautiful gory mess on stage. Bernouts would kill themselves if this happened it'd be lovely.
>>75985346
A bit weak, friend.
>Bernie has a heart attack doing this and dies on the way down
>Somehow lands into a fire
>>75985099
What else did he do?
>>75985346
5/10. Try a bit harder, Carlos.
>>75985363
Perfect opportunity for Hillary to add another name to her list
>>75985123
>Trump Rally
>Everyone cuts to Trump Rally because Trump Rally.
>>75985346
LOW ENERGY carLOSER
>>75981629
>give me your $100 million shekels, goys
>oh, don't worry, funding my geriatric skydiving endeavors will surely improve my chances of winning the nomination
F-feel t-the b-b-bern!
>>75981629
I hope he skydives from a helicopter.
>>75981629
Please do this, Bernie. You would be an international laughing stock.
>>75981629
>>75981740
after raking in all that commie cash, i did not expect him to consider suicide.
>skydive a 74y/o cuck
>what could go wrong
>>75985530
Have you seen his flight menu? Pretty fucking luxurious if you ask me.
>>75981629
>Hillary has it rigged so it doesn't open
>Sanders craters like fucking Wile E. Coyote with an anvil in his chute pack
>Hillary has a debilitating stroke a week later
>gets to sit in an old folks home basting in her own shit and piss watching Trump get inaugurated on TV
>Bill divorces her, marries Monica and fucks off into the sunset
>the world enters it's second golden age with Emperor Donald I at the helm
>>75981629
Geeze it would really be a shame if there was some WIND
Won't happen.
Too dangerous to skydive into a crowd full of people, probably near buildings and shit.
>>75981629
Is the parachute worth 1000 plus delegates?
>>75984927
I can tell you that being in the room with the candidate and family and a computer, on election night, collecting data as the polls close, is one HELL of a lot more fun when you are winning.
Oh, had lunch one time with the lead consultant I did most of my work for, and a black politician who had been an active Democrat all his life, but who this campaign was switching sides because the Ds had nominated a guy he couldn't stand.
So the talk turns to ballot security, and then these guys have to start dick-sizing about ballot shenanigans they've gotten up to in the past.
"One thig you better watch out for, we have this trick where we'll wedga a pathcstick into the contact where the curtain rolls back after voting, so you can leave the booth, and the matchstick blocks the connection so the vote is not counted."
"Well, shit, we knew you were doing thet, so we'd send in guys to pull the matchstick and jimmy this little lever here, and the machin would stop registering Straight Party votes." (In black boxes, straight party votes are about 100% D)
"Shit, we knew all about that, so we disconnected that little lever when the polls opened, then shifted the pens over to where any R votes wound up for the Democrat one race over..."
And so on for 30 minutes.
Possibly as much as 50% of it was real.
I also recall chasing dome ballot boxes up in the mountains -- very rural area, no voting machines yet at that time, and three precincts in the ounty. When the poll closed, the Sherrif's guys would stop by each polling place and bring the padlocked boxes back to city hall to be opened and counted. Only one set of boxes, from the more Republican precinct,never came in. So we got out guys in the country out driving around looking for where the damn ballot boxes might have been dumped. Got a call, "Hey, over in Sherrif X's Uncle Billy's barn we got some ballot boxes here!" They bring 'em in, the vote coutners open them up -- they are from two elections previously.
>>75985764
Why the fuck did he even meet with the Pope anyways?
That shit came off as being so desperate.
>>75985056
When did he promise not to jump 30 buses on a motorcycle?
>>75985363
>>75985227
>And still loses because of super delegates.
Who can all change their minds, remember.
It would take a lot of balls for the first one to cross over an d risk Clintonian Wrath. But if a couple of them went, and Bernie was looking strong after winning CA, the race would be on.
None of them will switch to help Bernie lose by slightly less, but if they could hand him the win...?
>>75981629
I'm sure that's exactly how all the kids who threw their only money at Bernie want it spent.
>>75985764
>canned food tier
>Luxerious
Ok
Also i was tracking that but other than the parajump and menu? Not the sports car because that is being disputed if i remeber correctly
>>75985363
>>75986080
kek how old are you
invader zim launched when I was 8 so thats a strange image to use
>>75984247
>>75981629
COME OOOOOOOOOOON DOUBLE CHUTE FAILURE!!!!
>>75986500
Even if you are being sarcastic, you're not wrong.
>>75986641
I'm in my 50's Broyhill/Sanford and boxes with paper ballots, even up in the mountain counties, were some time back.
>>75986641
i remember when there were like 1000 fansites of it and all the teenagers at school were wearing zim shoes
>>75984372
>implying Bernie dying WITHOUT endorsing Hillary is bad for Trump
>>75983804
That would be a 9/11 tier meme. The gifs from that would never end.
>>75981629
Wow, can't wait to see him try landing as he breaks his frail old man ankles.
This is obviously a marketing stunt by that skydiving company
Why is /pol/ so dumb
>>75984693
God damn anon, I kek'd heartily
>>75981629
>>75983804
>>75984132
>>75984372
>The skydiving outlet is paid by Hillary to sabotage the jump and have Bernie fall to his death on live TV
>Play up the tragedy as a loss to the "entire democratic party"
>an attempt to coddle and comfort the Bernie supporters in the name of solidarity against Trump
>>75981629
>mfw when Bernie pisses himself on the way down and cannot hide it behind the podium
>>75984693
Trump should do this with some illegals
He won't fly so good.
>>75986080
>they are from two elections previously
Man that's great. I love behind the scenes stories like that you never get to hear.
>>75986764
>>75981629
>>75984132
Hillary has probably hired a bunch of thugs to rig his parachute by this point.
>>75984247
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>>75986834
>missing the signal joke.
But yes if he dies its a win.
>>75987348
I was talking to a friend who has worked the other side of the fence, out west, about maybe doing a book, Not sure we have enough material, though. We'd have to avoid damaging former or current clients, and that would mean "filling the serial numbers" off of a lot of stories to the point where they would be just generic "and then some crazy shit went down, if I could tell you you'd be amazed" tier. Plus it would hurt both of us with new clients going forward. Maybe when we're retired...
But people have no idea what goes on, both the shady stuff and just the day-to-day stuff of running a campaign.
Bernie Sanders more like Bernie Splatters....
Front page of reddit after his parachute fails:
>Huff Post thinks Clinton rigged it
>Guys we still have a chance!
>MATCH ME, WE STILL GOTTA PHONE BANK!
>>75984693
>And tonight, ladies and gentlemen, Donald Trump will be entering the debate by jumping a ten foot wall on a dirtbike
>crowd goes wild
>DJT spends a little while revving up, goes the the jump and beefs it completely, hitting the wall
>crowd silent with fear
>the real DJT comes in from backstage
>"Who ever said walls don't work? Let's have a round of applause for our stuntman!"
>>75984841
This.
Ol barney is gonna get schlonged by crooked killary
>>75981629
we all know how we hope this ends.
the pics will be magnificent.
>>75987705
I'd buy it. Maybe if you make it about a fictional campaign that way you can change names, and make it clear it's inspired by the typical real life shenanigans that go on during a campaign.
so... do all of his SS agents jump with him?
>>75981629
Fresh OC
>>75981629
Here is what will happen.
>green screen I'd vwrbie jumping out of a plane
>(in count chocula voice) "I can't believe these idiots think I'm trying to win this thing, the things I do for Hillary"
>at the rally a handsome middle aged man jumps from the plane with tinsel glued to his head
>parachute lands behind a big black screen
>Bernie huffs some paint behind the curtains
>"and here is the man if the hour, he totally jumped from that plane guys Bernie Gut- sorry Bernie Sanders!"
>crypt keeper emerges wearing a used parachute
>wow its sanders what a man!
>I'd he happy to let him fuck you sweetheart
>>75988011
Don't get my hopes up
>supreme cuck entering his rally strapped to a man's chest like a baby
This guy is the biggest loser in the world
>>75988333
shoulda been a black nationalist flag as the parachute, disappoint
Why is he doing this now, instead of when he actually had a chance to win?
>>75981629
If I get repeating digits, his parachute will fail to open.
This is what people are wasting their money on
HAHAHA
Bernie will shit himself during descent, cap this
>>75986081
He didn't, everyone thought he did.
>>75989034
Just havin some giggles with all the NEETbux he harvested.
>>75981629
He is too old for this shit. He'll probably shit himself or get a cardiac arrest.
>>75987554
Implying his chute isn't a knife wielding thug.
Nobody's told Bernie about this.
They're just gonna put a quarter on the ground and do a flyover and let his natural instincts kick in.
>Bernie skydives in
>It's just his corpse because he had a fatal heart attack on the way down
>His lifeless body lands with a thud on top of some Bernout ham planet
>>75981629
How fucking funny would it be if he straight up fell to his death?
KEK, DESTROY THIS SOCIALIST
Cool! Target practice!
>>75981629
if repeating intergers and the main and reserve parachutes fail
Bernie's a fossil, would he even be able to give a speech after skydiving, even if he survives the dive.
>>75989421
But with his last breaths he will finally be able to say:
> I-I'm down with the kid right?
>>75989421
>bernie shitting himself due to loose bowels
>fear is shown in the eyes of the audience
>suddenly the SJW #feelthebern brigade jumps up on the stage
>''THIS IS NORMAL BEHAVIOR! POOP FOR PEACE! TRUMP CAN'T DUMP!''
>they start to educate the crowd on the anatomy of the human body
>reaches national news
>megan kelly appear on nightly segment
>'' DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN TWEETING THAT THIS OLD MAN WHO SHITS HIMSELF ON STAGE CANT BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT''
>trump is ousted due to his bigotry on completely normal behaviour
>bernie drops out of reasons unknown
>hillary wins the election
>ww3
>>75981629
Fucking bernie.
>>75989933
denmark i know people like to shit in the streets in your third world hellhole but americans have a little more restraint than that
>>75989912
>would he even be able to give a speech after skydiving, even if he survives the dive.
Not a chance. Even healthy young people in peak condition usually puke after their first skydive and feel light-headed as fuck for several hours afterwards. Giving an hour long speech immediately after would probably be impossible even for a skydiver instructor who does that shit every day.
>>75989933
>TRUMP CAN'T DUMP!
Calling it now
The fucker is already dead because hillary was starting to get antsy
This is just a setup for when his body goes splat at the next rally due to an awfull accident no one could have prevented.
I never liked the man, but heres to you Burnie. May you RIP in piece.
What the fuck is this election
Have we stepped into an alternate universe?
that's not going to save his awful campaign
>>75985099
With _______, you ________.
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
>>75981629
Gotta blow the rest of that lovely donated money before he's toast.
Scumbag just like his supporters
>>75981629
Can we use meme magic to make sure his parachute fails
Also, anyone notice he is using his reddit gold to buy all this expensive stuff?
>>75983804
>feel the of bern literally
>>75983918
Underrated
>Trump buys the plane out and gets him to skydive into Mexico
>>75990097
your school literally got shot up by an indian who got enough of your poo in loo jokes. might wanna be careful with the next joke about faeces, lest bernie will win the election.
Assuming he's not an experienced skydiver he will have to bring a guide with him.
Being the candidate of diversity (tm) he will have to pick the blackest guide they can find.
Can you imagine little old Bernie landing on the stage being held by his manly guide Tyrone. Its the ultimate cuck move. I want this to happen so much.
>tfw youll live to see a certain (((presidential candidate))) die on live tv
>c'mon reddit, let's donate more money so bernies campaign staffers can go skydiving!
>>75988333
Testing the memes.
>>75981629
Hopefully he has a heart attack on the way down.
>>75981629
>>75981629
>running against Hillary Clinton
>Hillary CLINTON
>CLINTON
>almost beating her
>now, deciding to jump out of an airplane
He might want to rethink that.
>>75991244
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
>>75981629
>parachute is a USSR flag
>>75991244
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
>>75983804
>inb4 his heart gives out
>>75990942
so we should be worried about not just muslims, poo in loos, azns and autists- but now danes too? is that what you're telling me?
Imagine the lines in the history textbooks:
June 2016: Presidential candidate and the messiah of young white liberal socialists dies in a tragic skydiving "accident".
He better make sure the people preparing his 'chute aren't Hillary supporters.
>>75991617
objectively, yes. a chilling amount of danes prefers bernie due to growing up in a socialist country. our media is significantly less censored than any other scandinavian country, but its still a bit anti-trump.
not that any of us would live in your shithole anyways. unless, of course, trump gets elected, but good luck with that.
>>75988011
Bravo!
>this kills the Bernie
>>75981629
>Bernie leaps from helicopter
>The sheep below go wild, bleating with excitement
> Bernie approaches the target, he reaches to release his parachute
> Somethings wrong
> He keeps tugging but the parachute won't deploy
> His old jew eyes widen with fear as he approaches the concrete below
> He lets out a scream, stirring panic amidst the sheep
> He splatter against the pavement, the sheep rush his body, crying mournfully
> They struggle to push his organs back into his tattered husk, pressing marijuana and used tampons against his festering organs in a futile attempt to restore him
> At his eulogy HRC swears to discover the truth behind his demise
> Her investigation reveals that the parachute was manufactured by a subsidiary of the Trump Corporation
> The sheep rally behind her, bleating for the blood of Trump, never realizing the truth
What are the odds that this scheme was floated to Sander's by Clinton operatives?
>>75981629
Where were you when Sanders jumped the shark?
>>75981999
Meme magic for chute not opening, make it so /pol/.
>>75981629
I know it's early, but..
F
>>75984693
>Plus it would almost guarantee that HC or DJT would have to do something similar in the weeks ahead, or look weak.
I hate that you're right. Our country would be a total laughing stock if we didn't have the best military in all history.
it's an analogy for the communist leader being supported by the people that carry his weight
WITH THE MEME MAGIC OF KEK, BERNIE MAY HAVE A HEART ATTACK
BERNIE WILL HAVE A HEART ATTACK WHILE SKYDIVING AND EVENTUALLY DIE BECAUSE OF IT. BUT ONLY IF YOU TYPE "EAT SHIT BERNIE" IN THIS THREAD
>BERNIE WILL HAVE A HEART ATTACK WHILE SKYDIVING AND EVENTUALLY DIE BECAUSE OF IT. BUT ONLY IF YOU TYPE "EAT SHIT BERNIE" IN THIS THREAD
BERNIE WILL HAVE A HEART ATTACK WHILE SKYDIVING AND EVENTUALLY DIE BECAUSE OF IT. BUT ONLY IF YOU TYPE "EAT SHIT BERNIE" IN THIS THREAD
>BERNIE WILL HAVE A HEART ATTACK WHILE SKYDIVING AND EVENTUALLY DIE BECAUSE OF IT. BUT ONLY IF YOU TYPE "EAT SHIT BERNIE" IN THIS THREAD
BERNIE WILL HAVE A HEART ATTACK WHILE SKYDIVING AND EVENTUALLY DIE BECAUSE OF IT. BUT ONLY IF YOU TYPE "EAT SHIT BERNIE" IN THIS THREAD
>BERNIE WILL HAVE A HEART ATTACK WHILE SKYDIVING AND EVENTUALLY DIE BECAUSE OF IT. BUT ONLY IF YOU TYPE "EAT SHIT BERNIE" IN THIS THREAD
BERNIE WILL HAVE A HEART ATTACK WHILE SKYDIVING AND EVENTUALLY DIE BECAUSE OF IT. BUT ONLY IF YOU TYPE "EAT SHIT BERNIE" IN THIS THREAD
>BERNIE WILL HAVE A HEART ATTACK WHILE SKYDIVING AND EVENTUALLY DIE BECAUSE OF IT. BUT ONLY IF YOU TYPE "EAT SHIT BERNIE" IN THIS THREAD
>>75981629
http://www.theatlantic.com/notes/2016/06/bernie-sanders-skydive/485510/
>>75981629
Wow he really is using his supporters money to clear his bucket list.
>>75981629
>Bernie Sanders might skydive into his campaign rally
truly a responsible use of campaign funds
Quick, somebody match me!
>>75988011
>The Stunt man was an Illegal immigrant
oh dear kek please grant me these trips
kek it is you who spins the primordial wheels of existence
kek it is you who manifests the due justice to those who sin
kek it is you who makes the reality bend to our will
oh kek, do us this favor, grant us this wish, remove this kike communist from the candidate list!
>>75984687
Hey they had a few hundred dollars.
>>75981629
bernie literally falling out of the fucking sky to try and get niggers to vote for him LMAO
>>75981629
>inb4 all the burn victims see their messiah smash into concrete at full speed
>>75992396
damn what a buzzkill
>>75987264
>implying he don't wear depends
Come the fuck on anon.
>>75984132
this, kek
CRAZY BERNIE
>>75992944
>there's a chance someone might shoot the parachute
>>75988333
needs BLM protestors parachuting in front of him
>>75992899
I will check them kek, I will check them
>>75981629
wew lad
Skydiving a 74-year old communist, that'll go well.
>>75983804
>inb4 Hillary cuts his chute
MEME MAGIC
>>75993117
We can only pray this fales messiah is defeated,
not falsely martyred.
>Implying the old cuck isn't going to have some trained skydiving instructer spooning him as he parachutes down
Don't expect him to do it solo.
Uh oh, I sense Hillary is planning on getting the pity votes in the near future.
>>75991244
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
>>75992899
PRAISE KEK
>>75992392
EAT SHIT BERNIE!
>>75992392
EAT SHIT BERNIE
>>75981629
BERN?
>>75984693
True Donald Trump might have to enter a rally in a helicopter or a plane or something
bernies too hip for hips
>>75981629
Can we meme a parachute bag full of forks into happening?
Imagine he has a heart attack as soon as he hit the parachute? Literally floating limp body on stage
>>75993637
>The Skydiving instructor is payed by Hillary to rig it
>>75995032
Anon please I'm sore as fuck and it hurts to laugh.
>>75995079
>paid by Hillary
>evidence is planted that it's Trump
She's enough of a scumbag to try something like that
>>75983804
>so this is how the clintons get rid of him
Would be a pretty convenient way for Hillary to get rid of Bernie by having him die in a skydiving "accident"
>>75995282
>Hillary comes on television to pretend mourn Bernie and blame it on Trump
>Liberal media believes her
>A bunch of cunt dykes with hair dye for brains storm into Trump Tower and kill Trump
>Hillary rubs her hands together and smiles
>>75981629
>sanders supporters literally going into debt to support their candidate
>they believe he is able to manage money properly and reform some of the largest and most complicated government systems, and be able to afford it
>m'heanwhile Sanders is blowing cash on FUCKING SKYDIVING INTO A RALLY
Mmmmmmm. Perfect.
>>75995471
I live in the area this is happening in and this is literally the only reason he would have the rally where he chose. Cloverdale is our most hick town and over half an hour from the county center of Santa Rosa. It's not even the county's main airport it just is the only location around that has skydiving.
>>75995778
This. Trump will probably drive a monster truck filled with super models to the convention, but at least he's paying for it with his own cash
>>75995471
Ah, I can see it now. She would have a special press conference starting with a moment of silence. Then she would give a speech about how she deeply respected Bernie Sanders as an opponent, idealist, and senator. She would vow to fulfill his ideals and bring the party together against big bad Trump.
>>75991244
>44
I can feel the meme magic here
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
I can't stop imagine him faceplanting the ground at terminal velocity
>>75996840
>this is your campaign on communism
>>75994999
>pulls his chute
>hammers and sickles fall out
>>75991244
he didn't fly so good
check em
>>75997735
>He fails
>Everyone finally learns that Communism really doesn't work
Evil Bernieval. He can jump his tour bus and a dozen Audi R8s for his next trick.
>>75991244
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>>75983918
Oh god please let this happen, it would be worth selling my soul to Satan just to see this happen.
>>75991262
Is that new or old?
>>75981629
He won't splatter but he will have a massive heart attack and hit the ground like the sack of shit he is.
>>75981629
hope he has a heart attack half way down
>>75981629
>>75981740
>a campaign staffer went skydiving the other day
>BERNIE IS GOING TO SKYDIVE INTO HIS RALLY
Remind me again why these mental children have the same voting power as everyone else? This is like the kind of stretch that an excited 7 year old kid would make.
>>75991244
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
>the Hillary Clinton campaign has offered to provide the suspiciously anvil-shaped parachute pack
>>75988587
Kek, came here to say this.
He is going to be strapped to some instructor like a little baby boy. What a cuckshow that would be.
Everyone cheering as they clumsily land and fall down and struggle to get up and get him detatched.
>>75988011
Fuck me, I'd give my left nut to see that.
>>75983804
On the one hand I'd feel kind of bad for his supporters to have their guy die like that, but then again it would be fucking hilarious and it would be the butt of jokes for decades.
>show bernie in his cheering crowd
>at first I was like
>but then *splat*
For real though he won't do it, this isn't something you just decide to do in your 70's, one fuckup and you're looking at street pizza.
>>76000547
>tfw I never do shit like this
>I've never been the kind of person to ever take pictures
DO people even rewatch the shit they record?
Do they even look at any of the pictures they take?
>>75981629
I hope hellary won't pack his parashoot
>>75981629
BREAKING:
Democratic candidate Bernie Sanders dies after attempting to skydive into his rally early today after a publicity stunt to gain support for his campaign. The 74 year old politician suffered a massive stroke after diving from a small airplane reports said, after a planed jump from nearly 6000 ft. His lifeless body was discovered nearly 1 mile off course from his rally, suspended roughly 60 ft up in a tree, as paramedics rushed to his aid. The rally has been confirmed canceled
BY THE POWER OF KEK
LET BERNIE GO SPLAT
>>75991244
He didn't fly so good
>>75991511
I don't think they let 73 year olds suddenly take up skydiving for this reason..
>>76003588
PRAISE HIIIIM
>>75985764
>all those fancy names for literal cafeteria food
My sides.
Why would you wish for his death when he's helping Trump win
>>75990521
There's no need to use meme magic. I'm pretty sure Hillary will do it for us :^)
>>75991244
He didn't fly so good.
>>75981629
So the socialist wants to show off all his wealth to America? How very unsocialist. Off to the gulags with your bourgeois ass, comrade Sanders!
>>75991244
he did not get enough sustain in midair to have a peacefull downfall
>>75983377
Skydiving is hella fun and he won't be earning enough money to do it soon, since reddit's collective allowance is drying up and his campaign will be over soon.
Reddit donations hard at work I see
>>75981629
heh bullshit. There's no way that old fuck is skydiving.
>>75981629
what if he has a heart attack during the dive and dies on impact on the stage
>>75991244
HE DIDNT FLY SO GOOD
Reminds me of Dukakis
>>75994767
oooh
>>75992392
EAT SHIT BERNIE!
I wouldn't do a thing like skydiving into a rally if I was running against Crooked Clinton. Something might happen, you never know.
>>75981629
>Oy gevalt, how do we steal media attention away from Trump?!
This is fucking hilarious, I hope he does it. Bonus points if his chute doesn't open up and he splats on the pavement, along with the hopes and dreams of every degenerate shitstain in burgerstan.
I'd settle for him getting caught in a tree and making himself look like an even bigger cuck in the process. Either way, there's no way this will end well for him. Trump has divine providence.
>Cold war US citizens imagine an USSR invasion with commies falling from the sky in parachutes
>they were fucking right
wew
>>75985530
he bought a lamborghini
>>75985346
not good enough, faggot
>>75986747
>on an anime message board
>in his 50s
>as a guy who's done cloak and dagger shit in the world of US politics, not some tragic NEET
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