>catcalled a reporter
>gives no fucks
>even admitted he was a womanizer
http://www.rappler.com/nation/135111-duterte-catcalling-mariz-umali-ordinance-davao
>held a presscon
>5 swears per minute
>told media they deserved to get massacred because of their corruption
>media told him they will boycott him on the inauguration
>told them to "fuck off" and will not be intimidated to their political correctness
>called the pope a "son of a bitch"
>also told the UN to fuck off
im sweating buckets here i mean he is pretty alpha but i doubt we are even going to survive if china attacks because 0 allies because of his fuckery
>>75961848
You'll have me as an ally my pinky brother.
I hope China drowns the lot of you. Island niggers shouldn't have voted in a commie.
This guy thinks he's Trump but he doesn't have the strats or the billions
>>75962151
He's the socialist version of Trump. My goodness we had a national capitalist running for elections last 2010 elections but the monkeys voted for a fucking liberal instead for the reason that his mum died
>>75961848
The guy's a fucking muslim apologist
Enjoy your shairiah law
>im sweating buckets here i mean he is pretty alpha but i doubt we are even going to survive if china attacks because 0 allies because of his fuckery
Why would China attack you ?
I want to go to angeles city and fuck 3 girls a day for a month.
>>75962399
strategic location.
if they get us, the US will have a hard time in Asia. or there will be no US.
>>75962247
i will not enjoy our sharia law but it is imminent. 4 of his grandchildren are proper muzzies. he is an embarrassment to our country.
>>75962151
i could not agree more.
>>75962597
if china needed or wanted to get you they would have done so a long time ago
>>75961848
Sounds like he has no tact. Shit leader.
He also said he hates Trump and that Trump is worse than him
fuck this fag
>>75962247
We already had Sharia law applied only for Moslems
>>75962597
>Not knowing we already had Sharia law
>Unlike many politicians, Duterte is forthright and plain speaking. In 2009 he said: "If you are doing an illegal activity in my city, if you are a criminal or part of a syndicate that preys on the innocent people of the city, for as long as I am the mayor, you are a legitimate target of assassination."[45]
>Duterte responded to the reported arrest and subsequent release of a notorious drug lord in Manila by saying: "Here in Davao, you can’t go out alive. You can go out, but inside a coffin. Is that what you call extra-judicial killing? Then I will just bring a drug lord to a judge and kill him there, that will no longer be extra-judicial."
>In 2015, Duterte confirmed his links to extrajudicial killings in Davao, and warned that, if elected president he, may kill up to 100,000 criminals.
>In early September 2015, an infamous incident was reported of a tourist being forced to swallow his own cigarette butt in a local bar in Davao City after the tourist refused to comply with the public anti-smoking ordinance of the city. Duterte was personally contacted by the bar owner and went into the bar and forced the tourist to swallow his cigarette butt.
Absolute madman.
>>75961848
Holy Shit, so he actually won!? Didn't hear much about it over here except for a few Trump of the Philippines hit pieces in the lead up to the election. This will be interesting indeed.
>>75962565
I lived in Subic Bay for 3 years (American expat checking in) and I did just that.
It was awesome
I'm going back for a little vacation on Tuesday for the same reason.
The PI brings a sweet tear to my. Nicest people I've ever met.
>>75961848
>told media they deserved to get massacred because of their corruption
>also told the UN to fuck off
9/10
What is his opinion about gun laws?
>>75962597
But you're a very christian country, why people choose a muslim for president ?
>>75962597
>there will be no us
Wat
>>75962597
>strategic location.if they get us, the US will have a hard time in Asia. or there will be no US
Which is why it would never happen. The US wouldn't allow China to take the Philippines. MAD ensures they wouldn't even dare trying.
>>75962817
We already had gun regulation laws here. The only retarded thing is that the law isnt reinforced by impotent police forces
>>75962740
God damn. That last one is impressive. This guy doesn't fuck around. Here's hoping you Philippinos don't end up with a dictator even if you probably will. Some people just seem to deserve being ruled by an iron fist.
>>75961848
>if china attacks because 0 allies because of his fuckery
you always got us senpai, you used be on track of being the 51st state
>>75962740
Really sounds like a tyrant in the making
I'd be concerned if I were Flip.
>>75962239
That's why democracy was a mistake. It only serves a few powerful people who control the media. It gives you the illusion of choice and power, but secretly it's an oligarchy.
At least fascism is honest about the fact that it's fascism, and usually a fascist's motivation is better than that of a democratically elected "leader".
>>75962740
Sooner or later some neckbeard on a sex tourism trip is going to try "it's only water vapor" and get his vaping rig shoved up his ass.
>>75962817
HE'S HOLDING A GUN IN THE OP PICTURE YOU FUCKING JUNGLE MONKEY
>>75961848
I remember reading about this dude when he was called The Punisher because he simply just had all the criminals and gang members gunned down by death squads in the city he was mayor of
my gf worked in the Philippines for a bit and said it was infested by organized crime and people trafficking, so good on him
>>75962793
Do STIs not exist there?
>>75963110
Nah he's just already got all of them so he's not worried
>>75963046
>Letting a fucking mudslime-lover run your country
Fucking Allies could've let us keep these shitty islands, but NOOOOOO...
You HAD to liberate them.
>>75962699
i know. but on /pol/,
"sharia" is for the whole country not just for a certain area.
>>75962637
they are working on it.
they needed the US for the longest time.
now, that need is waning and will be gone soon, then the US will have to face china
>>75962643
he has none whatsoever. not even a morsel.
>>75962818
he is not a muslim, he tries to befriend muslims so they wont be on his way.
>>75962860
China is pretty big
and pilsbury doughboy from best Korea is his ally .
we all know he is an insane mofo
>>75963110
Absolutely they do.
I've had the clap about 3 times.
5 days of Zithromax (anything you can think of is sold over the counter there) and its cleared up.
To be fair, a huge number of Americans over the age of 14 already carry herpes and HPV anyway.
>>75963168
Bingo.
Literally no one cares as long as it's not HIV.
>>75961848
He sounds based.
>>75963199
Depends on the income level I think
>>75961848
He also called for the balls to be removed from an Aussie pedo.
Pretty based if he does it.
http://phuketwan.com/tourism/horror-aussies-alleged-evil-triggers-calls-execution-21989/
>Peter Gerard Scully was arrested last week after the body of a teenage girl was found buried under a house he rented in the Philippines.
>Investigations revealed the 52-year-old had allegedly established a "pay for view" scheme where clients from across the globe paid to live-stream videos of children being tortu
>>75962900
Maybe he promised lax gun laws or something.
I may be biased because we have a candidate here that sounds like him, but he wants to make it easier to buy firearms. I'm looking for a pattern.
>>75961848
gooks are gooks i couldn't give a fuck if some slantyier eyed gooks killed some shit skin jungle gooks
>>75963260
>pay-per-view of kids getting tortured
Fucking wew. Castration seems mild
>>75963188
Sharia is applied to the whole country but only for muslims tho.
>>75963188
>they are working on it.
The only way they work on it is by sending Chinese settlers to turn the surrounding countries Chinese
>>75961848
well, he also is a muslim asskissing commietard
his popularity on /pol/ reminds me of hitler
>socialist
>pro muslim
>mass murderers
but the idiots on this board love them because
>anti media
>not intimidated by pc
>they murder people I don't like so that's great
>>75963258
Possibly.
I'm older than most here. I'll go ahead and admit I'm a 41 year old airline pilot.
When I was growing up in the 80s-90s (graduated high school in 93) and barebacking away, there was no such "thing" as HIV and no one ever have herpes a thought or even knew what HPV was.
The Only worry was getting her pregnant and that almost Never happened (though I grew up in shoreline connecticit which has money)
Though now from what I hear girls are giving bare back BJs at 13 in the States and herpes is pretty rampant.
Anyway Angeles city and Baretto (olongapo city) are amazing.
>>75963375
What happens if the Islamic police, accidentally or intentionally, apply it to a non Muslim?
>>75963260
Kek, if he only did that with all the child molesting flip filth.
>>75962882
>MAD ensures they wouldn't even dare trying.
ever heard of the spratley islands fiasco?
>>75963301
He is more concentrated to Police force than gun control laws because an average person here cant really buy a gun since its expensive even without tax laws or immoral for a layman to bring a gun
>>75961848
Why are people in Manila so asshurt about him?
say what you want but this man is redpilled as fuck
probably powerlevel 2000
>>75961848
wouldnt be surprised if he was a chinese agent
>>75963535
Libtard faggots thats why.
Haven't been in the ph for a while and only heard about this guy from my parents, he's actually pretty cool, way better than that autistic permavirgin before him.
flipland is a very rough country, you can't pussyfoot around and he's got the right idea.
![945532_552780671429910_1346819791_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9eqEpVX.jpg "945532_552780671429910_1346819791_n[1].jpg")
Looks like Marcos is back..
>>75963535
Think about how SJWs and overdramatic people dive into politics all of a sudden.
>>75963188
Is he Catholic?
Is Manny "Sometimes When We Touch" Pacquiao really a meme? Does he have enough clout to get himself into a political office that's worth something (President, maybe)?
Should I fly to Manila next weekend for the DOTA majors? I'll have a three day weekend and could probably fly back in early before work Monday
I could sell all the digital hats right?
>>75963535
>Why are people in Manila so asshurt about him?
impossible, the capital region voted majority for him
the only people who hate him are liberals, media, and most memtastic vocal minorities
>>75963911
you gona get mugged and scammed whitie.
>>75963893
yep
The liberals hate him because killing the criminals works.
Imagine what would happen to the America crime rate if rightwing death squads were allowed to gun down the dindus Ben "the one man clan" Garrison-style?
>>75963982
Man I lived there 4 years and visit twice a year sill (though not Manila, just Subic Bay and Angeles City)
The mugging never even came closed to happening. And by scamming, yes sometimes you will pay 100 pesos (2 USD) for a trike when the local is paying 50p (1 usd). So fucking what.
The amount of white expats including Americans Brits and Aussies living there is huge.
It's great.
>>75963893
yes but act as an agnostic to please kebabs and commies
>>75964157
The weather/pollution/amount of insects running amok alone is enough to make me never want to live there even though I can live like a king.
>>75964248
It was fantastic. They key is, just the US Or anywhere for that matter, never live in a city.
I lived in Subic Bay. I paid 700 USD a month for a 3 bedroom 3 bathroom house, all to myself, in West Kalayaan (a nice neighborhood inside SBMA)
I had a car, a maid (who cost me 8 USD a day) and an endless stack of girls phone numbers in my cell.
You really have no idea what it's like to live like God. And I'm not talking our God. I'm talking Nero/Zeus living.
I know exactly where I'm retiring !!
>>75964105
Feminist and the Commission on Human Rights went ballistic when he made the infamous rape joke about the aussie missionary who got raped.
He just told them to fuck off. pretty based
>>75964466
well Dumaguete is rated as one of the best cities to retire in the world, already have a growing foreign population.
>>75964466
I've lived there for years, it's fucking shit.
I'll take being a normie first worlder than a king in monkeyland.
The only appeal I see in being there is being so superior to the natives physique and moneywise, but I'm not conceited enough to give up all the privileges of the first world.
Even nigger-o-polis that is manchester is better than anywhere in the PH.
fucking state of internet there alone is a red flag.
>>75963375
>Sharia is applied to the whole country but only for muslims tho.
and half of the population is defo not muslim, in effect, its almost not allowed in the whole country.
>>75963396
yes jacques, they are doing just that.
>>75963893
he is catholic, but no one really is catholic here.
the only thing that made him legit catholic was his fake claim that priests fiddled with his weewee when he was a student. when he was asked to show proof or to sue said "fiddler" he did not comment. A true SJW.
>>75964713
Thanks for the info Pinoy bro.
I have only been to Subic, Manila, Angeles, Bagio, and Borcay.
Will look into that place (though I still have 19 years before i retire so anything could happen)
>>75964796
Not sure what years you lived there or where.
I was in Sunic 2006-2009 for all full 4 years. Was awesome.
The fact that you site your internet ping as an issue rather than the fact I was fucking 3 different teenage girls a week leads me to suspect your priorities were very different than mine.
The net worked fine for email, BitTorrent, and iMessage so who cares ?
It's been fun.
Time go to work gents.
Thanks for the info Pino bro
Salamat po and ingat ka
Pic related. One of the 20 year olds I routinely bang when I visit and again I'm over 40.
>>75964526
The better, the leftist media needs to be discredited, what use are the feminists compared to death squads that summarily executes the rapists?
>>75961848
By that ordinance he should be in jail
>>75961848
>Admitted he was a womanizer
I love how in the Phillippines THIS is a thing, when he has also admitted to being a vigilante who led right wing death squads and personally executed suspected criminals himself.
>So, yeah, I, uh, got together with some off duty cops, went out to the slums, and just slaughtered motherfuckers...
>...
>I also fucked a whole ton of different women
>HOLY SHIT ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
>>75964105
Because everyone is a criminal first before they are innocent
>>75965201
you have to know the rape joke before agreeing with that dude.
the australian missionary was raped and he said that he wished he had intercourse with her first.
never will that be an acceptable joke.
![la-confidential[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/130OCqZ.jpg "la-confidential[1].jpg")
>>75964105
>Death Squads
>Not also being criminals.
Basically you're replacing one criminal element with another. It's all well and good until those squads also become corrupt.
>>75965201
The rightist media here is basically Facebook blog rumors
>>75961848
what a badass.
MAKE PHILIPPINES GREAT SOMEDAY
then the ones over here will go home
these are retarded times indeed. People get hyped when someone acts like loony cunt and without manners.
I want to buy one of your women for a bride, how does this guy effect that?
>>75962968
>Some people just seem to deserve being ruled by an iron fist.
some men deserve to rule with an iron fist, judging by Duterte
>>75965454
t. Gabriella
>>75965374
This means philipines is a conservative place at heart.
This is very good because love is more estimated than criminal scum
>>75965047
moar
>>75966062
t. SalSal Panelo Ampatuan lawyer
>>75961848
putang ina mo bobo
>>75963911
thanks for rare, globetrotting degenerate
>>75965454
are you flip
>>75966108
(you)
>>75965454
Well, it is tasteless, but I would rather be able to live in a society ruled by a leader who is not media-trained where I can go out after dark.
>>75965497
>Basically you're replacing one criminal element with another. It's all well and good until those squads also become corrupt.
Here comes the Libertardian...
Third world countries sucks because they are filled with third-world people. All politics are corrupt to some basis, Traditional Europe had great societies where the King's men ruthlessly eliminated all known bandits.
>>75965454
i am. ive got no choice, haven't i?
>>75963061
Isn't that where they normally store it?
>>75961848
>>catcalled a reporter
>>gives no fucks
>>even admitted he was a womanizer
You forgot the part where a white woman was gang raped in a Filipino prison, and he said "she was so beautiful, I should've been the first."
>Fuck this guy
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/04/18/leading-philippines-presidential-contender-gang-rape-victim-so-beautiful-he-wishes-he-had-been-first/
>>75962247
Sharia law only applied in autonomous region of muslim mindanao m8
>>75961848
Allies with commies and muzzies. Fuck him
>>75964803
He probably killed the diddler so no further comment
>>75963180
Y'all were fucking rapists then. Also Pearl Harbor.
>>75965773
This. I get the feeling that a sizable amount of people on /pol/ would even cheer Stalin on now.
>>75966502
That is how is usally starts. Next it is for muslims all over the country, then it will be applied for cases between muslims and non-muslims and then finally for evryone since elsewise it would offend them.
The new president is a apologist for muslims, he will cave in for them, like he have done when he was mayor.
>>75967528
Not really though, as you go from south to north of the country, people are more anti islamic. Majority of the country is christian and 15 percent is muslim concentrated in and around armm
Islam is longer than christianity in this territory yet christianity survived and held out from this religion
>>75966346
birds of the same feather...
panelo is friends with the ampatuans
he is friends with the dut
dut is friends with le BBM
now tell me, you find absolutely nothing wrong with that.
>>75966371
>Well, it is tasteless, but I would rather be able to live in a society ruled by a leader who is not media-trained where I can go out after dark.
his chosen spokesperson is a lawyer for a family of muslims that buried 60+ journalists alive. the people he associates with are all questionable. who's to say this "safety" is not all just a facade covering the cucking the happens behind closed doors?
icing on the cake
a cult a la jim jones making his followers wear uniforms and shit endorsed him as president.
>>75967528
With the constant shit Muslim rebels do, I doubt their will be a spread of Sharia cancer in the country. We still at least hold our Christian values.
>>75968073
*there
>>75968015
>buried 60+ journalists alive
What's the problem?
>>75961848
Sounds like an alright guy. Sounds like things are looking up for the Philippines.
>Nigger of SEA
>commie president
i hope china nuke you
>>75963908
he is a senator
i voted for him
>>75968836
You scum. This is why this country is a laughing stock
>>75968836
topkek
This is why the bilibenis will always be a joke.
>>75968015
That's what lawyers do. I'd suck a cock for a million pesos.
>>75964796
The internet is shit because the telecommunication networks are monopolising their services and the government is doing nothing because it is not important
>>75968910
the reaction of people that know i voted for pacquiao is golden. my brother got buttblasted when i told him i voted for the pacman.
>wah wah philippines is a laughingstock
dont care desu senpai
>>75969123
i bit the memepill
>>75968820
Go follow your sharia law somewhere else
>>75969140
>That's what lawyers do.
lawyers with no morals.
>I'd suck a cock for a million pesos.
spare me that horrific mental picture
>>75967942
why is the penis no longer muslim though
>>75969584
>muh morals
couldnt care less t.b.h.
>>75969619
(Citation needed)
>>75968015
>his chosen spokesperson is a lawyer for a family of muslims that buried 60+ journalists alive.
Even people who don't bury ALL the journalists when given the chance can be allowed some legal defense.
>>75969765
why do you want a crime free place if it weren't for morals?
you have to know the story sven >>75969920
and here you go ameri bro
>>75968204
The Maguindanao massacre, also known as the Ampatuan massacre after the town where the mass graves were found,[2] occurred on the morning of November 23, 2009, in the town of Ampatuan in Maguindanao province, on the island of Mindanao in the Philippines. While the 58 victims were on their way to file a certificate of candidacy for Esmael Mangudadatu, vice mayor of Buluan town, they were kidnapped and killed. Mangudadatu was challenging Datu Unsay mayor Andal Ampatuan, Jr., son of the incumbent Maguindanao governor Andal Ampatuan, Sr. and member of one of Mindanao's leading Muslim political clans,[3] in the forthcoming Maguindanao gubernatorial election,[4] part of the national elections in 2010.
this spokesperson of his is defending muslims. now you would say muslims should be defended?
id pick journos than muslims any day.
>>75966493
bitch was retarded, that is what you get when you leave for non-white country
>>75971807
Edge 10/10
>>75968910
The only people that care about international politics are intellectuals and they're already laughing stocks for giving Obama a Nobel Peace Prize.
>>75970294
>why do you want a crime free place if it weren't for morals
I never said that. I just want to be entertained.
>>75973377
It was the Norweigian parliament that gave it to him. It is a bunch of retarded cat ladies and kleptocrats who decides who gets it, hence why they give it out for retarded reasons.
