>Sadiq Khan
>morning of big speech
>walks up to microphone
>waits for applause to fade
>smiles at audience
>opens his jacket, shouts ALLAHU AKBAR and jumps into crowd
>boom
Kek says its so.
>>75959111
Trips makes it so
>>75959111
And nothing of value was lost.
>>75959111
>9111
>not just 911
>9111
>>75959111
INSH'ALLAH YA AKHEE
YA ALLAH BISMILLAH ALLAHU AKBAR
>>75959328
Dear God...
It would be like 9/11 times ten...
Plus one...
>>75959663
10.0010977
Fuck you, you beat me to it
>>75959111
I hope those trips were worth the jail time bongbro.
>>75959111
based
>>75959698
>I see what you did there
Have a Kek.
>>75959111
>9111
confirmed
>last pieces of shrapnel still flying through the air
>people on twatter and normiebook with uk flag overlay already posting notallmuslims and religionofpeace
>first responders have not arrived yet
>EU parliament has ratified the final solution of the non-left problem with 173% approval
>smoke from the explosion clears
>reveals palace of westminster as a mosque with the tower being a huge minaret and big ben being replaced by an imam weighing 400 pounds
>Sadiq Khan
>morning of big speech
>walks up to microphone
>waits for applause to fade
>smiles at audience
>opens his jacket, shouts BREXIT and jumps into crowd
>boom
>>75960420
desu this would be more controversial.
>>75959111
>posts ridiculous claim
>it's backed up by trips
I... uh