Why do liberals drink so much coffee?
dude nitro cold brew lmao
>>75939245
Because they are low energy.
Reminder that adding milk or sugar to your coffee instantly makes you a faggot.
>>75939245
Hey wait a minute
I drink coffee
>>75939245
huh.. really makes you think
what did he mean by this?
>>75939540
>mfw I do both
because they're nu-males, Trump doesn't drink coffee, because hes not a faggot
I'm such a coffee addict. I'm like a zombie in the morning without it! I try not to drink not than 3 cups per day, but let's be honest, including my daily white chocolate frappichino I have with lunch, that's literally impossible.
>>75939245
i guess OP walked by a starbucks and his sperg brain handled the rest
coffee is pretty fucking good for you. ima still drink it
>>75939540
I like my girly coffee thank you very much
>>75939245
Tea Master race reporting in
>>75939245
>Drink lots of coffee
>Not liberal
If it wasnt for the coffee I wouldnt have the strength to carry myself through this life in this progressive society.
>>75939540
>tfw when Son if legal immigrants
>tfw theh went out of their way to raise me american
>tfw they told me Americans drink everything straight
>tfw I drink coffe black and my whiskey straight among other American things my parents raised me to do
>>75939245
Theodore goddamn Roosevelt drank 3 pots a day, I will do whatever I fucking please with my caffeine intake.
i drink the whitest coffee
vanilla iced white chocolate
Black coffee is a white man's drink.
Is it judt liberals, though? I think the difference is consumption habits. Panty-waist liberals go to froo froo little coffee houses and Starbucks and order haute coffee styles with all sorts of fancy shit using fancy equipment, and conservative people pick up a black coffee at 7-11 on their way to their JOBS, or they drink instant brew they made quickly at home before heading out to their JOBS.
>ugly
>drink coffee
Literal fags and shills say this surface bullshit means I am le liberal
Reeee
>>75939540
You are a patrician huehuehuehue-bro!
>>75940606
>I'm such a coffee addict. I'm like a zombie in the morning without it! I try not to drink not than 3 cups per day, but let's be honest, including my daily white chocolate frappichino I have with lunch, that's literally impossible.
The way you write makes it clear that there are only two scenarioes, either you are Justin Trudeau or a woman.
>anything other than black coffee
>acceptable in any year
>>75943844
>drinking coffee
>>75943558
Just becasue you have a job doesn't mean you have to drink things that taste terrible as a show of manliness. French press coffee with breakfast is a good way to start the day.
>>75939245
It's passed from their ancestors who were the same liberals who enslaved blacks to spread sugar fields throughout South America, so they could drink tea and coffee.
>>75944008
There are some people who can't get up in the morning.
For myself, getting up earlier is fantastic, I can browse the news, drink coffee, enjoy the silence and the fact that I have the entire city for myself.
Coffee and snus. Keeps me, and my bowels, going.
>>75944267
>Coffee and snus. Keeps me, and my bowels, going.
I thought snus was illegal in freedom-land? Or was it kinder-eggs?
>>75939540
This.
>>75939245
If they don't then they'll slow down and realize they're shit.
>>75939540
no, it's nutrition you faggot.
sugar gets you going in the morning, it's not bad to have at least some.
>>75943464
are you actually a retard?
drinking whiskey straight is a full proof way to avoid getting any of the subtle flavors.
everyone who appreciates scotch or whiskey drinks it with a bit of water, maybe a single ice cube to lower the abv to 40-43%, that's where you can actually taste it.
literally anyone can just sit there and chug whiskey. you're a fucking dumb redneck if you think that's the "American" way of doing things because your dumb ass "parents raised you to do."
fucking faggot, goddamn it i hate people who think drinking "neat" whiskey are somehow more manly. you're just ruining the experience of an expensive whiskey.
>>75939245
Well-prepared coffee is delicious. I buy it green, blend and roast it myself, and save bundles. I don't even really need the caffeine, but I love the taste.
>>75939540
This is what ignorant people actually believe. There's literally nothing wrong with adding a dollop of cream to your cup.
>>75944787
>meant fool proof, not full proof
>am retard myself
>>75939369
came here to say this
>>75944840
Where do you buy your beans? thinking about stocking up on a couple dozen kilos or so in the event of a happening.
>tfw can never get the crema right on cafe cubano
Goddamn spic magic
>>75944575
Source?
Sugar is a depressant.
>>75939245
I'm drinking a nice expresso at this very moment.
Fuck you, I won't change my lifesyle if libcucks do something similar.
>>75944787
>>75944849
>diluting whiskey because hurrdurr my taste
>being a faggot
Choose both
>>75939245
I drink like 3 cups of black coffee a day, I never got energy from coffee though, is it a meme or am I some special snowflake?
Oh and is Scho ka kola any good? I wanted to try some.
>>75945124
Sugar has glucose. Glucose means energy. Energy is good in the morning when you're waking up.
>>75945043
https://www.sweetmarias.com/category/green-coffee
Current blend is three parts Brazil, two parts Sumatra, one part Burundi, full city roast. My best work yet.
>wish I could like coffee
>can never finish more than half a cup
>caffeine stopped working on me a decade ago
>>75945336
Table sugar is sucrose, not glucose. It's practically poison, only instead of killing you it makes you fat. If you're so desperate for carbs at breakfast time, at least eat whole grain toast.
>>75945302
Might just have gotten used to it, some people haave pretty high tolerances though. Have a sweet tooth so the bitterness isn't something I enjoy all that much, not really that much caffeine anyway.
>>75945479
popcorn popper or heat gun?
>>75939540
but coffee is fucking disgusting without that. I only drink it because theres nothing else with caffiene to drink at work. if we had a way to get ice here I would make some tea, but a lot would go to waste.
>>75944787
Next you'll be telling me that beer should be warm and sake should be cold, or that manhattans dont need to be made in ice or Jager shouldnt go into Dr Pepper.
>>75940606
Gently trolled. Underrated post
>>75945564
Same here.
It doesn't really do much except from making my insomnia worse.
>I love the taste of coffee! What would I do without my 4 cream 4 sugar coffee.
>>75945604
I use a Poppery II. Got it on eBay for not much. It works well, now that I've gotten the hang of it. When the motor craps out I'll decide whether to buy another secondhand or invest in something more professional.
>>75944787
Verdict: Absolutely butt-blasted.
>>75944840
That metal thing SUCKS. Had two of them, from different brands, coffee always spilled and I always got burned. Just use a coffee machine you dirty hipster.
>>75939540
Brazilian likes his coffee like he likes his men
Black
>>75943476
>3 pots a day
Jesus fuck
Jesus
Fuck
>>75945791
It has never "refreshed" me either, I just can´t fall asleep if I drink coffee too late. Actually I don´t know why I even drink coffee, maybe because I am bored.
>>75944008
> French Press
You fucking Yanks and your stupid fake words, it's called a Cafetière. Not a French Press. I know you guys have trouble processing things from other languages but STOP appropriating other peoples cultures and renaming shit like you own it!
Get it right... Uurghh!
>>75939245
caffeine increases intelligence makes you feel smarter even if what you know is false you think your smarter. so stupid heads act on their false info and 'feel smart' basicly thus liberals drink the stuff proudly.
>>75946025
You probably did it wrong. Once the chamber is ~half full you should remove it from the heat source. My Bialetti never burns my coffee unless I get distracted, which is my fault.
Drop coffee tastes terrible. Might as well just buy from CharJews.
>>75944110
>enslaved blacks
You mean
>first bought black slaves from black slave traders
>>75939245
Honestly, thev only time I drink a lot of coffee is when I'm out of mdma, feeling down or can't afford booze.
It's a 'high' replacement.
I drink it cause it tastes good.
>>75946098
You drink coffee because you are ashamed of your mongol heritage and desperatly wants to fit in with the Nord-Germanics.
>can't stand the taste of coffee
>drink monster like it's going out of style
>>75946293
Only tastes good in the morning to supplement a cigarette, or cold with chocolate sauce mixed in it. prove me wrong
>>75944787
> t. huge faggot who can't appreciate taste
Fucking off yourself, fruitcake.
>>75945336
>Sugar has glucose
Are you retarded?
>>75939540
Wow. I actually agree with a huehue.
>>75946335
>>75939245
because they are morally bankrupt
they don't have a greater purpose to get them out of the bed every morning, so they have to rely on a drug to jumpstart their comatose brain for the day
>>75946372
most powerful race, la
>>75944349
It's legal in the US, but it's illegal in the EU. Except for New Somaliland apparently
>Ctrl F
>'caffeine jew'
>phrase not found
/pol/ is slipping.
>>75939540
i put a little charcoal in mine desu
>>75946292
Too much molly will permanently fuck your serotonin receptors and you will feel down all the time. Watch that shit.
>>75946723
this
caffeine withdrawal is real
just wait for the coffee shock of 2019, williamsburg will foot the bill of the brazilian recession
>>75939540
Jokes on you I don't drink coffee
>>75946975
Withdrawal last that long, maybe 2 weeks. Nowdays I don´t have headache anymore even if I don´t drink coffee at morning. Cut your coffee to 1 cup a day and you will be okay soon.
>>75939656
I think he meant /POL/ BTFO
>>75946975
>Implying that Dom Bertrand will not take power from the kleptocrats, give the marxists in the universities free helicopter rides and restore traditional patriarchy and make Brazil great again!
I have quit caffeine and then started drinking it again like ten times.
The problem is that caffeine works when you don't regularly drink it, so it's alluring. But when you start drinking it, it stops working.
It's really Jewish.
>>75939245
>drinking coffee
>>75946965
I know, I have weeklong binges then break for a month or so.
>>75947475
how do you even know this shit m8
>>75939245
Only thing that gets the taste of nigger cum out of their mouths.
>>75947838
One day I wondered why everything is so fucked up, so I started reading some of the critics of democracy, first the edgy libertarians like Hans-Hermann Hoppe, who explained how the abolishment of Monarchy was a catastrophe for personal liberty. Then I read up some more on how organizations work, The Managerial state by James Burnham, then I found Thomas Carlyle... I did have help from a few bloggers to find what to read next thou.
The problem of Brazil is the same as of Sweden. The gibs-me-dat industrial complex is controlling society, an un-accountable bureaucracy that rules more absolutely than any King has ever done.
The solution is the return of Kings. The criminals in any country can only prosper because the state allows them or even protects them.
Roll out the rightwing death squads. There are enough decent people in any society to ruthlessly exterminate crime. Even people who have violent tendancies can be tamed and made to be sheep-dogs, rather than wolves preying on the good people. Just give them a uniform and a purpose, and severely punish any trespassing. Have a moral code that everyone is accountable to under God.
This guy in the Philippines shows that it works.
https://next.ft.com/content/e135da74-179a-11e6-b197-a4af20d5575e
>>75939540
I completely agree.
>mfw black coffee and a donut every morning to start the day
who /bluecollar/ here
>>75939540
Mix mine half meal replacement and half coffee. I'm training to be an ER doc and thats my excuse
Otherwise I like my coffee black as a Detroit jail cell
>>75939540
>He doesn't flavor it with Irish Cream
I bet you just use shitty coffeegrinds from the grocery.
>>75948523
>coconut water/regular water and instant coffee
/poorcollar/
Who /aeropress/ or /pourover/ or otherwise /pretentious/ here?
>>75945599
This.
Are you a fellow /fit/izen?
>>75948637
FYI: Heat kills the protein in protein powder.
>>75939540
gr8 br8 you made me respond
>>75950838
fellow auslatsbro gets it
>>75939245
>wake me up can't wake up inside
>better drink more coffe
>>75939245
Starbucks doesn't count.
>>75939540
Amen brother.
>>75945599
This man knows whats up
>>75945599
>It's practically poison
no it isn't. everything in moderation.
>>75943294
Favourite /tea/, mine's Earl Grey.
>>75939245
why libruls? everyone drinks too much coffee
right wing just drink a manly coffee like tim hortons and not some pussy starbucks frothy shit
why do americans drink so much black cock?
Spend enough time acting like a fag at coffee shops and you'll get addicted... to being a fag... and coffee.
>Drinking the coffeejew
Wew you deserve to get Jew'd
>>75954585
>jewwing the jew
wew you jew to jew jew'd
>>75939245
to keep them on the edge
>>75939540
This is true. Been drinking black coffee every day for 10 years now.
![kask[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IWSOFUu.jpg "kask[1].jpg")
>>75939540
>not adding strong liquor
Who's the faggot now?
Well, I drink a lot coffee, and I'm not... Oh wait I am liberal.
I HOPE THAT A US BORN MUSLIM TERRORIST KILLS BOTH DONALD J. TRUMP AND HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON LIVE ON DURING THEIR FIRST NATIONALLY TELEVISED DEBATE
dear NSA this is only a wish, this is not a threat
>>75939245
>Coffee
I don't think decaf soya latte pumpkin spice caramel frappucino with with nigger jizz counts as coffee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF3OafZ9Ehk
coffee has been shown to help with memory and focus
when faggots add heavy cream and sugar, I get triggered
pure coffee/tea master race
>>75943317
This, I drink 8-9 espressos everyday, Balzac knew it
>>75943317
>If it wasnt for the coffee I wouldnt have the strength to carry myself through this life in this progressive society.
It's because you're addicted dingus
I feel the same way about beer
>>75955423
>pannukahvi
5/5
>>75953341
proxy faggot
no one drinks earl grey
>>75956622
It's all about vanilla/smoked tea.
it's an insidious element of TEH LIBRUL AGENDA
>>75943978
DELETE THIS
>>75956622
I do, Lady Grey is a nice variation of it
But camomile is the true tea redpill
>tfw only teafag amongst everyone i know even /pol/
>even have a kettle & buy imported bags
Tea just tastes better, why do coffeefags not see this?
>>75939245
but it's mostly libs who drink tea
>>75943797
Like Trudeau would ever drink anything white.
>>75960648
Cum. By the gallon
>>75956676
i tried smoked tea once and it put me off all black tea for years
>>75945302
you need to cycle it to feel any benefit. You're basically just addicted now
>>75939245
I'm right wing and I drink Coffee.
>>75939540
This.
I prefer unsweetened tea. I only like cold drinks and iced coffee tastes bad to me. Cold tea however is quite refreshing and often with a nice after taste. I hate the coffee aftertaste, it makes my teeth feel gross.
>>75960902
how do you smoke tea?
>>75940606
I think you might be a poet.
>>75961280
put the leaves in that bong of yours and light up
enjoy it Justin!
>>75959240
>mfw chamomile tea just before bed
>>75940606
gr8 b8 m8
>>75943978
They just don't drink anything in Chad
>>75939369
>>75944885
>>75960996
>I'm right wing and I drink Coffee.
Librul right-winger.
>>75956622
>no one drinks earl grey
no one but Captain Picard, faggot
>>75955423
>I don't think
yes, we get that
>>75950016
don't worry about it, fgt pls
>>75948283
>the taste of nigger cum
... that you know so well.
>>75946558
>morally
gtfo moral fgt pls
>>75939540
Completely agree.
>>75946025
>That metal thing
... has a name.
>>75951597
>it makes you fat
>everything in moderation
... so you're fat in moderation?
>>75943476
>Theodore goddamn Roosevelt drank 3 pots a day
.. and died at age 60. Great citation, Anonyfuck.
>>75939540
Everyone that replied before me is a numale cuck. Black coffee is best coffee
>>75953341
Pu-erh mustard race. I'm especially fond of XiaoShu HuaZhu as of lately.
>>75946025
>>75946218
He said the coffee burned him, not that he burned the coffee.
>>75956676
>>75959240
faggots.
Only Yorkshire tea is allowed.
>>75964129
Oolong all the way, familiada
>>75945599
sacarose is a dimeric sugar that includes fructose + glucose
Is american education really this bad?
I drink this every day and i'm white
