ITT: post what contributions your state has made to society.
I'll start: put a man on the moon.
We gave you Garfield the Cat. And uh... Remember that movie Hoosiers?
>>75930387
>space center
>better disney
>good oranges
>place for old people to die
>publix
Gave Obama a seat in the senate
Texas put man on the moon.
>>75930387
you stole everything from us you assholes
fucking FLORIDA
REEEEEEEEEE
>>75930387
You forgot cocaine bro. Lots and lots of it. Oh and Dexter
Maryland... um we had the Baltimore riots
the television
>>75930387
And we'll soon put Augustus in the senate.
we paved the way for trump to be president
>>75930929
Gee, thanks for creating the electric jew. Super helpful.
Iowa
The computer and sliced bread. Get on our level faggots.
>>75930387
The Institute for Advanced Study in Princeton, New Jersey. The top scientific minds of the last century coalesced a mere 20 miles from my home and brought the world countless marvels of science and technology.
>>75931295
>the digital Jew
>the glutenous Jew
we lad
Last State to formally recognize Martin Luther Nigger day
BTFO of Marco Rubio
>>75931432
What haven't the Jews gotten their hands on?
>>75930387
Florida best state confirmed.
also: ZIMMERMAN and Casey Anthony
>>75931720
Frogs.
>>75930742
Nice meme, try huntsville alabama dipshit
>>75932224
> Damaged
HA! Awesome
>>75930387
Alberta
>oil
>malls
i think we uhh.. well maybe uhh.. umm.. huh..
>>75930742
No one cares where the fat virgin stem fags were the rocket launched in Florida.
>>75932366
Huntsville, the #1 place in the country to get a stem job.
Why doesn't /pol/ move to alabama?
>Best race
>Benjamin Harrison
>That one WW2 ship that fucking sank
>Soybeans
>Numerous mega-business founders
>Corn
>Ya boi Mitch Daniels
>Highest teen suicide rate in US
>The Middle
I think we did good.
>>75932682
i gotchu
the state that gave birth to the Republican Party
Food, water, skilled workers, lumber, industry. Things the two parent states contribute not at all.
>>75932854
>best race
From Wikipedia: The Daytona 500 is regarded as the most important and prestigious race on the NASCAR calendar, carrying by far the largest purse.
>>75930929
>not posting john browning
you are a fucking disgrace
>>75931711
Cloverleaf intersections.
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>>75930387
>1/3 of the US domestic supply of oil comes from Texas
>largest medical center in the world
>Johnson Space Center
>freedom
>would have the 12th largest GDP In the world if Texas was its own country
>best barbecue in the world
>>75930387
High population density, highways, canals, and suburbia.
>>75933272
not sure if North Carolina or Ohio
(((because both of you losers take credit)))
Motherfucking planes man
>>75933494
also, the inventors of the atomic bomb died here
>>75933760
well, at least Einstein and Oppenheimer did.
made healthcare free in Canada
>>75930387
Gold
Oil
Half the programs on The Discovery Channel
The GILF
>>75930742
>implying it wasnt alabama
floridafags and texasfags are really retarded
Kentucky Derby, KFC, and Johnny Depp.
>>75930387
You're from Alabama too?! The US's shit wouldn't be on the moon if it weren't for Nazis and Huntsville.
>>75930387
Made in a Hollywood Basement?
>>75930662
mass produced penicillin too
>>75935583
Floridification
>>75930549
I'd honestly put publix up top.
Also:
>great food
>good resorts
>>75935767
Yeah, some people don't understand why Publix is such a pleasure
>>75930387
Oh, you put the first Ohioan on the Moon?
>>75935006
Johnny Depp graduated the same class as my friend's mom. From Miramar High School in Florida
>>75936138
So have you gotten a chicken tender and mac and cheese pubsub? If you haven't you're fucking up.
>>75933310
cont.
>Kills more criminals in a month than others do in a year, or have killed in decades
>King of the Hill
>Whataburger
>The Alamo
>Dr Pepper
>Flag so fashionable others try to steal it's looks
Uh... Texas took land from the Mexican'ts...
>>75930387
>Floriduh
> put a man on the moon
No. You did not.
You're like a crack-dealing nigger living in Washington DC and claiming you wrote the Constitution and kicked the British out to create America.
You're taking credit for the work of millions who would be just as happy to shit on Floriduh to watch it sink into the Atlantic.
Just because you accidentally happened to be standing next to Albert Einstein doesn't make you a genius ... you're just as retarded as ever and still think the Sun revolves around the Earth.
>>75937116
To be honest with you, the Alamo is not really that impressive.
>>75936931
He was born in Kentucky. I was born in Alaska and currently live in Alaska, but between being born and moving back here lived in a few different places.
>>75937116
King of the Hill is shit.
>>75937744
Kill yourself yank
>>75937116
I do have to admit, the Texas flag is pretty fashionable. It's a simple design, but the good kind of simple.
>>75933508
Kitty Hawk, NC
>>75937797
Im in Florida. Stay mad pleb
Automobile industry, race riots, tasty drinks, copper, great Lakes and German POWs
Coca Cola, and we're keeping most of the niggers holed up here.
Made America
Also football good.
>>75937598
>crippled the army of Mexican intellectuals with a handful of Texan shitposters
>not really that impressive
It's what it represented and what it did for Texas, not the architecture itself you dunce.
We gave you the WWE and UFC
>live in new york
>surrounded by spics
>>75930387
Birth of the post-whale modern oil industry.
Constitution of these united states.
Benjamin "dirty ol bastard" Franklin.
Donald Trump's Business school education.
>>75930387
>Boeing
>Microsoft
>Amazon
>Starbucks
>Plutonium Bomb
>>75930842
We fought of the Britbongs in 1812 and they wrote a song about it. We've been coasting ever since.
>>75938068
Strip club capitol of the world. As a Miamian that is very significant
>>75938123
Neither of those are contributions.
