>>75906316
Holy shit, where was this?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/02/teacher-suspended-over-pimps-and-prostitutes-maths-exam-quiz/
>“Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?”
Jesus fucking christ.
>>75907269
Wtf is an "8 Ball"?
>>75907269
Lol how did the teacher know coke prices so well?
>>75907523
An eighth of an ounce.
>>75907523
About $250
>>75907269
holy fuck thats expensive ass cocaine, this clearly isn't in chiraq where shits dirt ass cheap comparatively.
>>75906316
This is really inventive teaching. Everyone knows that relevant contexts are beneficial to learning and this teacher is finally using good examples, instead of fucking trains from Geneva that have no relevance to the lives of Americans.
>>75906316
>is this real life
Teaching the next generation of Tyrones and Lashanda how to sling dope.
>>75906316
20%
>“How many drive-by shootings can Ramon attempt before he has to steal enough ammunition and reload?”
SHEEEEEEIT TEACHA
>>75906316
>Letting girls in your gang
>>75907269
>suspended for that
All he wanted was to reach dese keeds.
>>75907703
>Lol how did the teacher know coke prices so well?
>>75907805
$320 or $250
No ones ever gunna pay that much for a 8ball.. $150 tops for that much
>>75909012
Dey jus need mo money fo dem programs
>>75906316
20 / 4 = 5, so 50%. Source: I'm a math major.
>>75907805
Then you're getting ripped off bad, faggot. Change your dealer.
8 ball knows a place on the edge of the red light district where you can lay low but his hands are all messed up. Do you
A. Offer to drive him there
B. Drive into a pay and spray
C. Go to triad territory, kill some people and wait for a chunk to yell "somebody call a medic!
If this was in a movie about a inner city black school the teacher would be praised.
>>75909367
wat
>>75908961
gangs do recruit girls, it is usually to be a ho but they are in the gang and even fight against a different gangs ho's
Well that's the only way for niggers to get interested in maths. Gotta adapt.
The cuck who raped his math class and made the chimps dance was praised. Liberals are such hypcrotical little bitches.
>>75908767
good job
>>75907805
You don't know any spics do you?
>this sweet looking old lady is the teacher
oh kek where have my sides gone
>>75907523
The larger size of cocaine. The small size is a gram. The larger size that offers multiple hits is called an 8ball because of its weight and because its generally a solid ball you break off lines from
>>75909811
Update: her in the 1960s
Literally /pol/ the teacher
Can't a nigga teach his students about hood'inomics
>>75909811
kek
>>75909796
Glad I only have to deal with white people
>>75906316
25%
20-4=16
16/4=4
1/4=0.25
25%
>>75906316
tree fiddy
the answer is always tree fiddy
>>75910099
You forgot to subtract the fraction, retard.
>>75910156
We always keeps it a hunnid in dis hood niqqa
>>75909367
ayy lmao
>>75909012
Kek
>>75907269
>Lashaunda is a lookout for the gang
>proceeds to be called Lacuna in the next sentence.
oh boy just like real life how nignogs don't know how to spell the names they give their children.
>>75910268
20-25= -5
-5+4= -1
-1/4 = -0.25
25%
>>75910099
4:20
divide by 2
2:10
multiply by ten
20:100
20%
Prepare for an influx of people ironically posting the wrong answer.
>>75910099
It's 0.2 fags
20-16=4
4^20=1099511627776
1099511627776/4^18=16
16*24=384
384/1920=0.2
>>75909367
You then have to take the final fraction then divide 100 by it. Nigga learn your street math
>>75907269
>If he sells an 8 ball
How much is an 8 ball, and wtf is an 8 ball
>>75906316
Professor Lejon game when?
>>75910099
Dobs confirmed for good math
Poor old lady probably thought she was being super hip and relevant. As a teacher myself, I understand wanting to be able to relate to your students, but this is beyond the pale. It's also hilarious.
>>75910660
>and wtf is an 8 ball
An eighth of cocaine. Or meth.
>>75906316
this sounds like it would be from a Murdoch Murdoch video
>>75908165
facts
>>75908961
you're fucking stupid.
Group of friends start gang. Usually these idiots have gf's. Gf's start a click governed by the men. Usually bitches are attracted to these idiots so no shit they're gunna be a part of it. You actually believe this shit is like a no girls allowed thing ? Man you're a fucking imbecile. Please man, shut the fuck up
>>75909012
I think he was on the right track but he fucked up by not including its main customers. Da white man.
>>75909191
thats where this comes into play
get a stupid white kid with no street knowledge and he'll give you that and more.
All in all this teacher is cool as fuck but he fucked up by not including other races.
>stuck in a classroom with niggers and spics that constantly call you a racist cracka bitch
>try to make homework that will just maybe teach them something before they drop out
This teacher dindu nuffin.
>>75910613
>>75906316
>>75910580
There you go, that's more like it.
>>75906316
0% because he dindu nuffin, he aint the daddy
>>75909191
Hope you like B12 and baking soda cheap ass.
>>75910613
holy shit literally gang violence math HILARIOUS
>>75906316
WTF LOL
>>75910613
>pedro got 6 years for murder
LMAO
>>75909012
Mexico bringing the bantz
>>75906316
>>75907269
>>75909811
>>75910056
And that's why you pay $250 for an 8-ball.
Most spics get drugs cheap from their uncle/cousins/fathers.
>>75909978
Its because its an eighth of an ounce faggot
>>75910099
>'muric**t education
Its 20%
20/4=5
1/5
20%
>>75911107
>>75910580
I hate this board sometimes.
>>75909191
>No ones ever gunna pay that much for a 8ball.. $150 tops for that much
Nigga this is some A1. Shit came here straight off the back of a Bolivian mule.
top kek. maybe i see what they're talking about. whenever teachers try to teach blacks in a matter they'll understand, they fire the teacher.
#BlackEducationMatters!
i'd have fun teaching them the prisoners dilemma.
>>75908767
You did it :D
>>75911407
No dumbfuck its because they step on it.
Its cut with baking soda
>>75911959
Nigga this is some A1. Shit came here straight off the back of a Bolivian mule.
>Exactly what someone would say before handing you a bag of baking soda.
>>75906316
honestly just sounds like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm7Bva1R838
>>75912124
That's why I only deal with honest, morally upright drug-dealing spics.
>>75907523
An eightball is 3 grams. How are all of you so new?
>>75912626
3.5 newfag
>>75906316
>>75912626
>3 grams
You're getting ripped off bro
>>75912626
3.5 grams
eighth of an ounce which is 28 grams (actually slightly more, grams dont go evenly into ounces)
maybe the niggers ears perk up when they hear that shit
>>75912671
>>75912747
>>75912821
stay new
>>75911779
Why aren't you French yet!?
>>75910613
>Dwayne pimps 3 ho's
>>75912626
Why would you know this?
>>75907269
>what is the street value of the rest of his hold?
Depends on the quantity and who he sells it to.
Antonio paid more per gram than Juan, even though he bought more.
Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day crack habit?
>>75906316
20%
>>75906316
People really missed this. Holy Jesus!
Work out the percentage:
4/20 = 1/5 = 20%
420!
The funniest part is that this was probably the most effective way to "BREAK THROUGH WIT DESE KEEDS". We should start a social media campaign to "free" the teacher, claiming that the administration is being culturally insensitive.
>>75910001
Oh my, that girl on the right is an absolute QT
>>75909811
She's ready to retire ...
>IDGAF
>Settings to: MAX TROLL
>FTW
I love this woman!!!
QUEEN OF /pol/!!!!!
>>75906316
Which one of you was this?
Funniest thread on /pol/ today
>>75907269
LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1mmePD549o
>all these shit prices for an 8 ball
>Can't answer how much grams
Fuck, you guys need to either get outside more often or kill yourselves
>>75913236
>“Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?"
LeRoy has 51 grams. His street value has diminished because he's ripped off Antonio and Juan is probably a junky dude weed college kid.
If we assume Antonio is reasonable, he will just spread rumours against LeRoy meaning Leroy will have to lower his prices. 85/2=42.5 42.5*3.5=148~
Lowest price is asking price, but he may get away with selling 8balls at 200. At 51g left, he has 7 8balls left and 2 grams. So really his value is 1400~ give or take.
>>75914943
>taking drugs
>>75909012
kek, you've been promoted to project manager for the wall.
>>75915059
I don't do drugs but it doesn't take a fucking genius to know how much they cost
If you had more than 2 friends and weren't a faggot weeb you'd know
>>75912626
>>75912866
you're getting burned
>>75914943
what the fuck is an 8 ball?
>>75915212
dude weed lmao
>>75910909
STOP SHILLING YOUR SHIT HERE MURDOCH
>new video when
>>75915212
If you even know this kind of shit, you either take this garbage into your body or you are a nigger, or you hang around niggers. It's that simple
It is fairly reasonable to think someone is a cuck if he knows the best ways to prep the bull, and suddenly is shocked that others are lacking in this knowledge
>>75914943
$40 a g
120$ for a eighteenth (3.5g)
Around 70% pure
This is a non flyover state price
Faggot
>>75915497
The biggest consumers of cocaine are wealthy and successful businessmen. The more you know
>hurr durr cuck
Well meme'd friend
![image_8_ball[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZlD6D6i.jpg "image_8_ball[1].jpg")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNvYI7zxUgY
does people smoke hydraulic pressed 8balls?
>>75909367
divide 4 from 20, then multiply by 100 you cucking clod
>>75915411
I wish I knew them, the guy making them seems like he'd be a good friend
Happy to see this here. This happened in my hometown, most based state in US
>>75915964
But you still take cocaine
That's like saying you're a degenerate, but at least you're not a nigger
What kind of thinking is this? And yes, you are a cuck if you take the powder jew
>>75909978
Poor bait, or you are retard
>>75909554
Damn that's a fuckin' throwback.
That was GTA3 right?
>>75909811
>>75909367
20=x
4=y
dx/dy=0, integral of dx/dy = x(y) = 80 = c
1/c = per c (cent) = 1/80
>>75913625
I know right the 4/20 shit was the FIRST thing I noticed. This teacher is on a fucking roll. Bitch must post on /pol/ Reveal yourself teacher we know you're here
>>75916192
If you scroll up you'll see that I dont do drugs, I'm just not a shut-in beta like you with with no real world knowledge outside of anime girls
Cocaine is expensive and thus if you hang out with people that are successful and have expensive taste, you may come across information regarding its price
Gas your self you faggot cuck-obsessed subhuman
>>75915212
Degenerate.
>>75916793
>Gas your self you faggot cuck obsessed subhuman
I'm from Chicago. When that inner-city teacher gave lessons about Chief Keef, I burst into tears.
>>75910613
>Ramon has an AK-47 with a 30-round clip
>30-round clip
>clip
>>75914013
Now imagine her super old.
>>75916452
Saints row 2
>>75909554
underrated
>>75917844
>not calling the ak a "choppa"
>>75911754
>>75916298
I said that stupid, I said its a measure of weight too, there are other reasons why it has that specific name faggot
You know, I thought this was just /pol/ being /pol/, but damn it I found the news article. Teacher of the motherfucking year.
Posting a clearer version of said test.
>>75909604
That's what I was thinking.
>>75909811
She looks very sweet.
>>75906316
I nominate this women as /pol/'s Teacher of the Year for 2016.
>>75907269
>if his common law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?
Fucking comedy gold
