You are given this pistol and a time machine. You can go back and kill anyone in history. Who do you kill?
>Karl Marx
>>75891320
Gavrilo princip
>>75891442
He's my second choice.
Karl Marx is actually a pretty good one desu but I think I'd go back further and kill the king who "discovered" Deuteronomy and created the first jews.
>>75891320
My pregnant mother.
>>75891320
Mayer Amschel Rothschild, the only right answer. Anyone who doesn't answer Rothschild, is clearly a JIDF subversive.
Hitler
>>75891320
the batman
>>75891320
Two german guards constantly shooting time travelers that are starting to question it would be a pretty good comedy sketch.
>>75891617
>>75891320
Muhammad
myself
>>75891649
^
This
>>75891320
Jeebus
>>75891320
Muhammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmad
>>75891320
I'd put it in the bin, and hand in the time machine to the authorities.
Moses
Hitler
Despite being my favorite American I think it'd be interesting to see what the colonies would have turned into if George Washington hadn't existed.
>>75891442
>>75891490
>Implying it would've made a difference
>>75891320
Merkel
>>75891617
kill
>>75891442
instead and Hitler would never have had a reason for his Kampf
OP.
>>75891508
Lol you heathen. You'd be smitten.
>>75891320
I go back in time and give myself female hormones from a young age.
>>75891320
>colt
>38 special
Can that thing even kill a mouse? lmao
>>75891320
Abraham.
/thread
>>75891320
The man who gave the man who gave me the gun, the gun.
>>75891320
Your mom.
myself
>>75891320
head back and kill myself just before i go in the time machine. create a paradox and destroy everything that ever was and will be
>>75891320
Why? Someone else will develop similar ideas. Marx was simply a product of his time.
>>75891320
First proto-hominid.
Fuck y'all. Octopi>humans.
>go back 25 years
>"you'll never harm me again"
>shoot my baby self
>>75891320
Kill Hitler on June 21, 1941
>>75891320
What? Why?
The leftist bullshit today has nothing to do with Marx. Communism is long dead, and I think Stalin would have happend anyway.
>>75891320
Adam and Eve.
>>75891320
>Go to 1861
>Kill Lincoln
>>75891320
I was going to say ghenghis khan but then i remembered his actions were completely justified thanks to Shah Ala ad-Din Muhammad so ill shoo that guy instead.
>>75891320
I've played this game before. Last time I answered JFK.
>>75891773
>"hey man I really admire you"
>"thanks Im gl-..."
>>75891320
Karl Marx, Mikhail Bakunin and Friedrich Engels.
>>75891442
>implying Europe wouldn't have exploded by 1916 anyway
>>75891320
Abraham. No semetic religions!
the Eternal Anglo
>>75891806
Best answer
>>75891320
My Father as a teen.
Myself
>>75891320
Gw Bush's great great grandfather.
The First Rabbi/Jew (the first one who actually existed)
Roman culture is saved. There are no dark ages, no crusades, no "merchants", no bankers.
Romans conquer the world and look inward to max out their technology skill tree.
We have airplanes crossing the Atlantic in 300 AD
We have men on the moon by 365 AD
Mankind has inhabited and strip-mined every planet in the galaxy by 2016 AD
Trayvon Martin, then sell the gun for $250,000
>>75891320
george soros, muhammed, idk lol
>>75891320
Hitler.
He ruined fascism in the west.
>>75891320
Moses
>>75891320
This fag.
Without him Constantinople would have ben taken back.
>>75891617
>Hitler tried to genocide the jews because dozens of jewish time travelers tried to kill him throughout his entire life
>>75891773
George wasington wasn't an exceptional commander, you won mostly thanks to the french
>>75892038
why wouldn't you just kill john wilkes booth?
if he didn't kill lincoln, lincoln would have sent the slaves back
>>75891320
I would have killed napolean. I have a feeling that the world would be a better place.
>>75891320
The only right answer should be Mayer Amschel Rothschild
>>75892324
Kek
>>75891320
George Lucas, right before he starts on the prequels
Is Adam the most red pilled answer?
Having lived out the result of Adam and Eve, and seeing the world Eve gave way to..
To kill Adam for not controlling his woman better, taking Eve for myself, and righting the wrong commuted against God, while giving birth to a prosperous holy nation
>>75892551
You're an idiot.
Napoleon could have created a real EU, the only way Europeans know, by force.
We'd be living in a world like Code Geass RIGHT NOW, with no rights for non-whites and awesome magical eye powers and flying robots.
the ETERNAL ANGLO does it again, gentlemen. eh....
>>75891951
>she
>>75892573
>Is Adam the most red pilled answer?
Since he's a fictional character, the answer is a resounding "no".
>>75891320
frau Merkel
>>75892454
damn
>>75891320
You have a moral imperative to kill Hitler just based on this list:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_genocides_by_death_toll
>>75892724
wew lad
>>75892297
No Jews, No AD anon
me 20 years ago
>>75891320
If you kill marx germany wins ww1.
>>75891320
That's a revolver, a pistol has the chamber joined to the barrel.
>>75891603
good choice
>>75891320
The Jews
>>75892526
Because Booth is a hero
![tim_berners-lee[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cGdhkR9.jpg "tim_berners-lee[1].jpg")
>>75891320
Tim Berners-Lee, without him the WWW wouldn't exist and you racist, sexist, fascist, nazi, islamophobe, homophobe, transphobe bigots wouldn't have a medium for discussing your evil thoughts, and we would have already reached an era of glorious multiculturalism where men and women of all races could co-exist in harmory and peace, without antagonistic whites, especially men, ofc.
>>75892794
Wheres the Holodomor you Jewish cunt?
>>75891320
Karl marx is the obvious first choice and anone who disagrees should kill themselves
>>75892697
He was a french who fooled people by pretending to be against the exploitation of the people by the rulling aristocracy, and then he ended up placing his own family in charge of several countries.
His invasion of the Iberian Peninsula led to our king's retreat to brazil, which later solidified the foundations of brazil's independence.
We could be so much more!
>>75891320
Plato
>>75892929
The bottom of the list. It has a maximum estimate of 7.5 million versus 11 million for the holocaust.
>>75892697
Also, napoleon could care less of race. He was not a NatSoc (its stupid to think that way). He was just like the rulling families of old, whose power was measured by land and the number of subjects.
>>75891847
Dont blame your current problems on your gender you cuck.
>>75892256
Woah dude wtf
>>75891320
I ask for a bigger gun, a whole truck full of ammo, and I go back in time to kill all niggers in africa. I do this before the white man discovers this continent, so they are only greeted by wild animals and abundant resources.
Next, I move on to the middle east, around the time muhhamad is born. I kill the motherfucker and save us all a lot of trouble, then I Kill every shitskin in the middle east out of spite, including the jews
>>75892809
>being a fundie
>taking all of the Bible completely literally
No better than muslims
Kaiser Wilhelm II.
There would be no Hitler without WW1. The kaiser was a fool and unnecessarily lead Germany to war.
Bismark knew what would happen.
>>75892926
>implying the internet isn't majority left-wing
>>75892794
Huh we are among top genociders. Cool
>>75893352
Im not so shure of that. After all they took an huge beating twice.
If it wasnt for the marshal plan and the "benefits" of the cold war competition, germany would have been in its rightfull place.
At least, now their military is a joke compared to UK and France.
>>75893477
Stop being wingist, shitlord
>>75892873
Germany winning WW1 would've been fucking glorious
>take gun
>perform drive by on which every dindu eventually will dindu nuffin and his death creates BLM
We will in a world without chimpout threads and just plain old happening threads..
>>75893188
>care less of race
Yes. Napoleon was a nigger lover.
>>75893806
Your ID almost spells jizz
>>75891320
Abraham
>>75891320
Hitler. I mean, he was a misunderstood guy and I don't hate him, but the world would be so different it'd be crazy
>>75892926
Be sure that rope's nice and tight around your neck when you kick the chair out from underneath you, faggot.
>>75891603
This
>>75892724
be careful not to cut yourself on that edge
>>75893988
>88
Hitler wills his own suicide
>>75892893
You need to learn your history better. Everything points to things being better for the South if Lincoln wasn't killed.
>>75891320
Emanuel Celler
Muhammad actually
The first homo sapiens
>>75894153
I would go back in time five minutes ago and kill my gf
>Detective Sperg
I lol'd
>>75891320
Diagros of Milos
>>75891695
>>implying it wouldnt take two bullets
>>75891951
Shit I would watch it
>>75891320
the creator of tumblr
![Winston-Churchill-Foundation-US[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EiFr4xN.jpg "Winston-Churchill-Foundation-US[1].jpg")
>>75894268
Atheism is ultimate edgy bluepill fedora tipping beta cuck philosophy. It's literally everything I hate about Reddit.
>>75893958
And yours almost spells BIGOT
>>75894007
The only kicking I'm doing is where I kick your teeth in, you beta faggot
>>75891320
Easy. Khruschev.
>Beriya remains in power
>Democratizes the Soviet Union
>Follows Stalin's ideas of focusing on citizens' well-being he proposed in 1952
>Doesn't let the USA drag us into the Cold War
>Doesn't outlaw private property, consumer goods sector remains dominated by artels and cooperatives
Just imagine, by now we could have been a superpower on par with the West both scientifically and economically. Instead we got a ambitious faggot who ruined the country by falling for the communism and the arms race memes.
Fucking dammit.
>>75892454
reminds me of that comic where hitler becomes an expert time traveler killer
>>75891320
Napoleon
>>75891320
Stalin. Ideally right about when he's going to drive Russia into beating Germany in WWII. The resulting power struggle ought to leave them well and truly fucked, especially when I identify as an American.
>>75891320
Adolf Hitler, I hate the Beta Uprising he did.
>>75894272
What happened bro??? Greentext it
Genghis Khan
>>75891320
Plato, the allegory of the cave is the most annoying bullshit that people love bending to their own goal.
>>75891320
There are better candidates here, but this one is a notable mention.
Wilhelm Canaris
>Head of German Abwehr - German Army intelligence
>Lead an "Anti-War" movement
>Participated in Valkyrie Plot
>Foiled Hitler's lot to kidnap the Pope
>Hindered Hitler's plans to absorb Czechoslovakia
>Sabotaged deal to bring Spain into the war on Axis' side.
>Chabad Lubavitch campaigned for his recognition as a Righteous Goy by the Yad Vashem Holocaust memorial
Joseph Smith
>>75891951
>she
>>75891603
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
>>75894689
Bullshit.
Beriya was the sickest fuck of them all.
>>75891320
Rothschild at infancy
>>75891951
>she
>>75892573
>taking Genesis literally
>>75894689
>Wanting a Jew to run your nation.
>>75891320
Merkel.
>>75891969
>>75891711
this tbqh
Nobody because murder is wrong even if you go back in time to do it.
>>75891617
This. Any other answer and your a fucking piece of shit with no morals
>>75891603
/thread
>>75891320
Abraham
>take a few nukes with me
>go to ancient africa
>place them where ever i find tribes
>nuke the continent
>no more aids
>no more slaves
>no more niggers
>no more world hunger
>no more zika
>with no nigger population in america the jews would have no one to easily control
>>75891320
The only right answer is GOD KIll him replace with better version ...
>>75891649
Kill Abraham and rid the world of the Jews and Muslims both?
>>75891320
>travel back 5000
>right after god made Lilith but before he made Adam
>kill god
>fuck Lilith
>become god and the devil and the first man at the same time
>wait 5000 and invent Microsoft Google Apple and Facebook
>now I'm also rich
Any other answer is wrong.
>>75891951
>She
Goddamit Liberals
>>75896036
Only if you're a jew, that is
>>75891320
Stalin, Churchill
>>75891320
the guy who killed hitler
>>75891320
Adam
>>75896121
>Implying zika wasn't made in a laboratory
>>75891320
>go back in time 60 seconds
>kill my past self
Now I have two guns and two time machines.
>>75891617
Actually the world is a better place with him and the sciences his regime had done. Plus he dies in the end anyways so it doesn't matter.
>>75891559
denbts has the right idea
Whoever let Hitler try to invade Russia in the winter time. Seriously who were the yes men that let this happen
Gavrilo Princip.
>>75892454
SHUT IT DOWN
>>75896352
>implying it wasn't used on africa because they can get away with anything on sub humans
>>75896333
why not eve? she's the one who fucked humanity
>>75891320
John Marshall
FUCK your judicial review
>>75896390
>Activating both time machines at the same time, but setting them to different times each
What would happen?
>>75891649
THIS
H
I
S
>>75892724
edgiest cat in da 7th grade right here senpai!
>>75891720
Kek
>>75896618
nothing much but the anon wouldn't have to time machines
>kills self from 60 seconds ago
>future self doesn't exist to come back and kill him
do you niggers even time?
Adam
>>75896913
came here to post this
>>75891603
If it wasn't him, it would just be some other Jew.
>>75891320
Same as above.
All you people trying to start shit before it started, what's to prevent someone else from immediately picking up the torch? Would it not be more reliable to expose them in the act, thus turni g people against them forever?
Tis is why I would kill Jack Ruby, just before he kills Oswald. Kennedy has to die, but one of the other shooters would have gotten him anyways. Plus, this way Oswald can out the Jews for the shit they normally do, plus the president they just had whacked. Not to mention all the shit Jack Ruby was into, as well.
>>75896469
They invaded in spring/summer, but got bogged down because the USA was feeding them supplies.
>>75891951
Maybe they should send a man back in time to kill hitler not a women.
stan lee
>implying the grandfather clock effect doesn't come into play
>use knowledge of all the marvel super heroes and become stupid rich
>use money to make cryo stasis so i can be young in the future to see my work and enjoy the riches
>>75891951
>she
The man who invented the time machine.
Just to see what would happen.
>>75891320
Christopher Columbus
>>75891320
Abraham.
>>75891773
Nathaniel Green was a far better strategist but I don't know if he would have had the same moral fortitude
>>75892516
It's false though, we clearly surrendered, as usual
MLK but i think somone already picked him...
Winston Churchill
>>75892359
This. He didn't win and made the Jewish problem 6 gorillion times worse. The fact he DIDN'T actually holocaust them was a majorly bad play. He also gave the left a free pass to constantly take the moral high-ground because anything not progressive and tolerant is LITERALLY Hitler to them.
I would give him a salute and thank him for his efforts out of respect though.
>>75891320
> Id go back in time and tell hitler that they should hold off on picking a fight with the russians until the other jew scum is vanquished....oh, id just hold onto the gun
>>75895120
I'm suprised Canaris and Herman Goring's brother haven't been awarded the Righteous Gentile status yet.
It would seem like a great way to punch the Nazi legacy in the face by awarding the highest Jewish honor to a high-ranking German Admiral and the brother of the Third Reich's #2
>>75891320
>go to garden of Eden
>shoot Adam
>????
>profit
>>75898467
>Fuck Eve
>>75898467
Why not eve? She ate the fucking apple.
the sun
>>75893095
This^
>Saves Japanese Americans from having their property taken by a Northerner
My Confederate ancestors would smile on me
>>75891320
aposto que o helio e a helena estão ali dentro da creche jeito de ser, estuprando criança. pior é que esses dois se merecem, dois viciados em cocaína. eu quero mais é que tu fiquedoidona andando com esse putão mesmo.
Myself in the belly of my mother
>>75891320
God.
>>75898616
>>75898556
Because the tree gave us knowledge. Before that we were literal brainless animals, fucking in the dirt with no concept of anything. I also meant shooting Adam before God took his rib to make Eve. This would make the world a paradise, no wars, pollution or overpopulation, just animals and survival of the fittest.
>>75894689
>Wanting a serial rapist who Stalin used to introduce as "our Himmler" to remain in power
>>75891320
The first black man who traveled out of Africa.
>>75891951
>Because it's not based on a pre-existing franchise
I laughed, but then I sadded.
>>75891320
>Go back to 1815
>Disguise myself as a British sharpshooter
>Shoot Andrew Jackson as the British retreat
Fuck you Jackson, you anti-Nullification Indian-removing mother fucker
>>75891848
Why don't you shoot yourself with one of those mouse rounds and let us know whether it works?
>>75892554
This^
>>75891320
<--this manlet faggot, the original SJW
>>75891848
If you can't kill someone with a 38 special you a faggot in serious need of some time on the range.
Compensating twats like you.
Have seen numerous kills at hospital from a 22.
Adolf Hitler.
>>75891508
That would be Abraham. Kill him and kill Judaism, Christianity and Islam in one go.
>>75892697
>destruction of hundreds of Catholic orders
>weaken catholic church
>liberalism
>secularism
>degeneracy
>thousands of European men dead
>destruction of Holy Roman Empire
>destruction of Portuguese Empire
>destruction of Spanish Empire
Muh french manlet faggot
drown yourself in your mountain dew cup, please, make the world a better place.
>>75900066
This is how we know time travel will never happen.
There is no mass coverup of assassination attempts on hitler by oddly dressed people.
>>75891320
>The year was 1812
>The Duke of Wellington was shot by a man wearing strange attire.
>The battle was lost
>Long live the emperor
>>75891320
The proto-jew or muhammad
The guy who started the French revolution.
>>75891320
Nobody. I don't kill anybody with that gun. If you're dumb enough to go back in time and kill someone, use that gun on yourself. History is very delicate, and no matter how bad things get, at least we know what it is. Better to stick with the devil you know than the devil you don't.
>>75900267
Based Portugal brings the truth.
Napoleon was great but is super overrated. He's like Justinian but for France and enlightenmentfags
Abel, brother of Cain
>>75900865
You mean 1814?
>use time machine to go back about a minute before activating it
>keep repeating until I have a massive army composed of myself
>take over the world using this army
flawless
>>75892697
>Unleashed the kraut by letting the holy roman seal break
>Left a power vacuum in italy
>Set up the meme that is modern democracy
>Gave the anglos complete control of the seas
>>75900160
>implying abraham isnt a mythological figure
>>75900160
The question is do we sacrifice Christianity to remove the Jews Mudslimes and Mormons?
>>75901323
All the time travelers are LGBT, Muslims, leftists, and one nigger (sent by White leftist holdouts), so you know the future is gonna be glorious.
Mark Whateverberg, the facebook guy
Easily the biggest BTFO in the history of BTFOs.
Bigger BTFO than the Vietnam War
Even bigger BTFO than 9/11
>Go back in time, when Facebookberg was thinking about Facebook
>become his bff (cuz I know everything about him from the future)
>kill him, proclaim myself as the Emperor of People's Faces
>I let the government spy on Facebook for billions of $$
>Become so rich that I am worth 35.7 billion dorrar
>use all the $$ to vanish, delete facebook, make every chat ever available to public
>expose government
>hur dur muh family connections muh photos and muh fliends
>deh government is lying to us
>I got so much evidence, I can make shit up now and claim it to be true
>make fake Super Secret - Secret Security Files of the Governments
>each time someone tries logging on Facebook, all they can see are these files
>worldwide butthurt
>manhunt for someone who doesn't exist while a full-on revolution is happening
>I'm completely incognito after the plastic surgeries and identity change
>still billionaire, got rid of one jew and made a revolution
If only
>>75895552
You should.
>>75891320
Lee Harvey Oswald
>>75901717
No, Id kill him in 1812, long before the battle.
>>75891320
Lyndon B fuckin Johnson.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_and_Nationality_Act_of_1965
>>75891865
This. The first jew ends it all.
>>75891320
moses so no judaism could be formed.
>>75891320
>Go back to 1944
>Kill the asshole who ratted out Anne Frank's family
>War ends in 1945
>Introduce myself as an American soldier with a chest full of medals
>Use knowledge gleaned from her diary to seduce her with sweet talk
>Dutch women are all hungry for Allied cock
>Get laid
>Anne gets knocked up
>shotgunwedding.jpg
>Have more babies than a Mormon polygamist cult
>Move to rural North Carolina around 1946
>Invest in General Electric using Nazi gold I stole from the Merkers Salt Mine
>Become filthy fucking rich
>Slowly redpill Anne on the need for demographic purity for a healthy nation
>Raise the children to be Confederate flag flying hyper-conservative zealots
>FFW to 1980
>61 year old Anne and children endorse Ronald Reagan
>FFW to 2016
>Donald Trump runs for President
>85 year old Anne Frank and children endorse Donald Trump
>Trump wins thanks to the endorsement of a Holocaust survivor
>Beaners deported, niggers are put back in their place. America is Made Great Again.
You can thank me later guys
>>75902833
Good choice
Johnson
USS Liberty
Vietnam
Civil Riots
Welfare
Possibly involved in assassination of JFK
Chairman Mao, as a child. 2nd choice: Vlad Putin.
>>75903229
>Putin
>>75891442
Theodor Herzl !
>>75891320
Jesus
>>75891320
For is sectarian belief and Illuminated Fanaticism
>>75903135
did you do this?
>>75891320
Ronald Reagan
>>75891320
Donald Trumps grandfather.
>>75902833
Wise choice you the real deal !
>>75903482
I didn't do it.
I just stole the idea for the post after reading it.
After I finished punching the wall in a rage after reading it that is.
>>75891320
Tell romans to kill germanics and kill muhammad
>>75903135
I enjoyed reading this
Do Heinrich Himmler next
Some random Armenian dude
>>75893095
In pretty much every sense of the word he made America great again. Just compare the shattered and demoralized America of 1932 to the happy, hopeful, and triumphant America at his death in 1945.
>>75899656
Still butthurt over 200 years later.
>>75891320
>mfw 226 already and no obvious answer
Ramesses II and either take his place or blame jews. Anyway it goes the real problem is solved.
>>75892551
This anon has provided the one and only correct answer.
>>75891320
Gavrilo Princip
>>75903654
Go back to Haiti, faggot.
anita sarkeesian
>>75891320
that truck driver who carried out George S. Patton's assassination.
Then I would wave over Patton's car, convince him that I'm from the future and tell him that he was right about everything, that he needs to resign and go into politics immediately and tell him to stay on guard because the kikes and commies will never stop trying to assassinate him.
>>75892551
He was Zionist tool .. He was Financed by The Rothschild .. since they disposed of them at the end
me
>>75903764
Trite choice, and just dropping his relatively unknown name exudes a yearning to be acknowledged
Christopher Columbus
The Jewish emissary to the Khazars.
>>75891320
Ted Kennedy
>>75903764
You're an idiot.
