How would the Muslim ban even work or be enforced? Islam is a religion (cult, whatever). What stops people from just saying they don't follow the religion?
>are you a Muslim?
>no
>welcome to America
bacon test mother fucker
>>75883723
FPBP
>>75883723
>I'm a vegetarian
>oh
Next
>>75883723
You mean the "Bacon and a Kiss" test.
>>75884190
Then they should have no problem kissing the genitals of a same-sex member of their species, as vegetarians are fags anyway.
I'm born Muslim but I eat pork and drink alcohol. What now motherfucker
>dude just make them eat bacon lmao
>dude tell them to draw muhammad lmao
>tacokeya? what's that lmao
>>75884899
If you don't follow even the basics of your religion, chances are you're not an extremist looking to blow yourself up for Allah.
>>75884899
I think you know
>>75885173
That's a Shia thing.
>>75882939
Easy.
>>75882939
Background checks trough the census and recent 'immigrant'.
>>75882939
The same way Obama did it in 2011...
>>75882939
you block immigration from predominantly muslim countries
>>75882939
Bacon communion
>>75885857
Based Pol/Indo
Also you ban immigrants with Islamic names
>>75882939
By not letting people from muslim shitholes into the country. It's not actually a ban on the religion, it's a ban on subhumans from the middle east entering the country.
>>75884899
You'd be killed by real muslims
>>75882939
Yeah, how could you have ever predicted any of these guys could be terrorists?
Guess I'm #ReadyForHillary now
>>75884899
You still have Muslim on your id
>>75882939
>>75886387
Finish this breakfast
>>75884484
>everyone who enters America has to kiss a cock
>>75882939
There would be a halt of immigration from muslim countries, most likely ones with heavy jihadi activity ie somalia, iraq, syria, yemen, saudi arabia, sweden. Countries like uk, france, pakistan and indonesia would probably be exempted.
>>75884190
So we get to keep out vegetarians, too? This just gets better and better.
Block anyone from a Muslim country or with a Muslim name.
Better still, just block anyone with brown skin.
>>75882939
Identifying Muslims is easier than you think. Even if they try Tequila or whatever the fuck it is they'll slip up and get outed to the authorities.
>>75883723
Also this. Bacon and Beer.
>>75884190
>no muslims
>no vegetarians and vegans either
>libshits leave for Canada en masse
Trump's America sounds manly as fuck already.
>>75884899
You're a bad Muslim, and therefore a decent person.
>>75885173
Also the fuckers have to pray 5 times a day so it'll get pretty obvious.
>>75885857
Also this. And all the Ahmeds and Mohammeds unless they have a good explanation. Non-Muslim children of Muslims will be tricky, but we'll manage. The point is to minimize threats as best we can. The ban won't get absolutely every single Muslim, but it'll catch 50% easily which will deter the other 49% from making the effort
>>75882939
You ban immigration from muslim countries. Not really rocket science
The same way Muslims enforce their Christian ban at Mecca.
ban all immigrants from countries where there is well known ISIS factions, or drastically limit and properly vet them.
If you can't get enough info on them, just don't let them in.
You negotiate from a tough stance on banning the religion
>>75883723
I am a muslim and i eat bacon from time to time. Eating bacon is a sin in islam but its not that big of a sin. Its more like smoking,you dont eat it cause its "harmful" for your body.
>>75888764
we just ask "u muslim bruv?"
we dont do a test
>>75882939
Oh you aren't muslim? Here eat this tasty bacon! Oh wait...
>>75882939
Nothing really since they're Muslim and lying to infidels is baked into Islam.
