Suck it Isis, we're like the mounties: we always get our man.
>we
Fellow burger we don't support SAA. We're on the wrong side in the Syrian conflict.
>>75868101
And now we'll lock him in prison where he will live the rest of his days on our tax dollar. Can't behead a man who probably beheaded countless Christians, raped women and children, and did fuck knows what else.
>>75868219
>Syrians
My bad, didn't read. Guess he'll be living on the shitskin's tax dollars.
>>75868101
So what are they going to do to him? Hopefully not >>75868219
>>75868219
>And now we'll lock him in prison where he will live the rest of his days on our tax dollar
Reading comprehension must not be one of your strengths.
poor Bill-Dozer.
(one million years in paint)
>>75868536
u ok senpai it a good meme a great meme
>>75868101
What the fuck is "20st"?
>>75869974
20 stones, british weighting unit
>>75868219
Not unless you're paying Syrian taxes.
>>75869706
Shit that made me laugh way more than it should have
>>75868299
Bulldoze him to death i hope.
>>75868101
Was this the fighter who gained notoriety a year or two ago when images surfaced of him shoulder-firing a .50 cal?
>>75870653
Has to be different bulldozer, dude's a beast it's a waste to have him stick around as executioner.
>>75869974
127kg
>>75870868
Sounds likely, I can imagine copycats springing up in response to the original Bulldozer when various fat terrorists think they can be that guy too.
Does that mean the original is still out there, or was he killed at some point I just didn't read about?
>>75870868
Probably the same guy t b h, the executioner was absurdly large
>>75871010
There does seem to be two 'Bulldozers', one is the guy shoulder-firing a .50 cal, the other one is seen beheading someone and being generally big af. They might be the same guy but I doubt it.
>>75868101
Haha, it's a fucking wonder they found enough fabric to wrap around that fat fuck.
>>75870653
Pretty sure he never actually shoulder-fired that thing.
>>75871111
seems the digits agree
hes still out there boys
>>75868187
^this
>>75871331
It wouldn't surprise me if he did, but he probably wouldn't be any more effective with it than he would with an AK, every third shot would be going at the birds and not the infidels.
>>75868187
We should have more honor than to stoop to the muzzies' level, Ahmed. But this is also the Syrian Army (as in Assad's army), what makes you think he'll end up in a US prison of all places? Lel.
>>75871911
That would still be a better accuracy than the average IS soldier.
>>75868187
>>75872471
Meant for >>75868219
>>75868219
Hopefully the Syrians keep him, they'll lock him in a disgusting shithole prison and drag him out in a few days to be hanged
>>75870653
yeah its the same guy
>>75868101
>us
>supporting assad the lion
kek
bulldozer more like cuckdozer
>>75872510
Kek, it always kills me to watch a gaggle of disorganized jihadists get their shit blown to kingdom come from beyond their line-of-sight.
It's strange to me what a contrast there is between their slick execution videos and for instance that headcam-footage Vice published.
>>75872936
95% sure that was fake mate.
>>75868187
Fuck off you terrorist kike.
Thank God for holy Russia.
>>75872936
the headcam footage was American Govt Propaganda
>>75873328
The Vice headcam stuff? It looked fairly real, but my trust in them is not as high as when they first premiered and I wouldn't put such a thing past them. Any citation for it being fakery, or are there other headcam-type videos out to corroborate that they film attacks like that even?
I did find it absolutely baffling that they took lightly armored vehicles across open ground towards an entrenched enemy position firing light-arms at them from laughably ineffective range before getting btfo.
>>75873686
I would like to know more.
>>75873792
The whole thing looked staged.
>Idiot on the team.
>Can't find gear due to mess in vehicle.
>Almost blow themselves up.
>Tactical roll away.
>>75870956
Huh, that's only a few kg more than me and I'm not nearly as fat. Celtic genes win again.
>>75872936
>>75873328
don't be so sure, I've seen arabic subs on alot of shit lately, even gundam build fighters has a official arab sub. anime is a cancer that even islam can't beat.
>>75874052
20st is hideously obese even if you are 7ft tall.
>>75868271
>living on Syrian tax dollars
Yeah, all 5 cents they'll spend on a bullet for his fat ass.
Ok ok, they'll probably but a few bucks worth of bullets in that fat cunt.
>>75873958
>>Tactical roll away.
That WAS weird, it gave me the impression of a group of people who'd watched some mid-90s VHS on infantry drills and took to heart the idea that rolling away from your enemy was preferable to just running. I was thinking the entire time watching it "how are these people so disorganized and still controlling thousands of miles of land in multiple countries?"
I knew we'd funded them early on as the FSA, but figured we'd backed off on that as that dog began to snap at us instead of just Assad.
I'm too optimistic, I'm guessing.
>>75874166
I'm 19 stones and I can see my abs mostly. I wear a 34" waist jeans. Relaxed fit, though because of ass and thigh muscle.
Yeah, I'm pretty big and strong. Probably not as tall as him, though (only 185cm).
>>75868101
Snake finally got him.
>>75874332
>120+ with visible abs
Lay off the tren, Hans.
>>75874332
lol what a fatty.
I'm 6'2 and I weigh 11 stone, I'm proper muscled
>>75874332
pics or it didnt happen.
>>75874477
I'm not muslim, so I'm not getting steroids freely. I'm just big and strong. Wouldn't mind the roid delts, though, mine are pretty small. I do lateral raises with 50 lbs bags of rice, though.
>>75874495
Yeah Nigel, you tell yourself that.
>>75869974
>>75870076
It means hes a fat fuck
>>75874332
Fat roles aren't abs.
>>75868536
Well done anon.
I pity the poor fools who didn't immediately think of William Fontaine dela Tour Dauterive.
>>75870653
I didn't know there were more pictures of him besides this one. I thought we would never hear about him again. It's pretty cool to have a miniboss like that.
>>75874601
Did post them on KC years ago, got accused of steroids.
Also
>posting your pics on 4chan
Lol. Germanics.
>>75874624
I can tense them and they don't jiggle, Kaaskopp. Go drive like a monkey somewhere else.
>>75874495
No you aren't. At 6ft if you aren't at least 13 stone then you are practically made of air.
>>75868101
HODOR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ2Lh8woWz4
THREAD THEME
>>75868101
i'm not a syrian, faggot
don't use we Ahmed
>>75868101
>20st
Is there video of the 19th others executed?
>>75874697
I think that was just trolling. No, it's called shitposting, now, right?
Anyway, feels good I could take the "Bulldozer" in CQC. Makes me feel a bit better about the coming civil war. Now, if only I had a gun...
first Isis then Russia
How long till ISIS is no more? Will they last until the end of the summer?
>>75874898
Get a rifle to get yourself started. You can always loot the first terrorist you find for an upgrade.
>>75874761
He was the real life Mountain if anything.
>>75874689
Maybe you should learn how to tense your anus instead. Achmed likes em tight.
CLEANAGEBOWL CONFIRMED?
>>75874495
I'm 6'4 and weigh 16 stone. Come at me Barry.
>>75868101
>we
anon, I...
>>75874637
>Come to liberate town
>Has to fight mini boss in market square
>>75875368
kek the guy was so big he had a healthbar
>>75871111
Two 'Bulldozers'?!
It's not the original fat guy with the sword. this guy isn't nearly that fat and has decent upper body shape/size.
I'm sure they killed him already, and not pleasantly.
>>75875493
He dropped that sweet .50 cal though, that's useful as fuck in later stages.
>>75875708
Rare as fuck.
>population 6000 people.
>>75875708
R A R E
Seriously, that's a fucking cool flag
>>75875708
RARE
BROTHER
So how strong is the Syrian army in Iraq if they captured a guy in Fallujah? Or did the journalist simply confused the two countries?
>>75873958
With your Western life and education, it's very easy to underestimate exactly how stupid non-Western people can be.
You're used to watching footage of literally the best fighting forces in the world. In contrast, these guys are nerds and wannabe gangsters trained by a hard core of guys who maybe, at some point in their lives, attempted to do jumping jacks with said best fighting forces. And these days, it's probably not even that, because ISIS is showing all the signs of the cracks beginning to show in the cult.
Remember, these guys are very much like those guys in Afghanistan who barely manage to carry out suicide attacks correctly. Or those cunts in Glasgow who only succeeded in lighting themselves on fire. Or that cunt in France who thought shooting a tank of chemicals would make it go boom.
These are people from populations where the average IQ is between 80 and 90, and where statistically significant portions of the population are literally retarded.
ISIS ran out of momentum as soons as their fights were no longer them backstabbing other radicals, slaughtering women and children, or fighting toy soldiers only in it for the paycheck. They have been shattering themselves against proper resistance since the moment they encountered it.
>>75875708
I was going to go SPM a couple years ago, but I got hit by a car and had to cancel the trip.
Oh the shitposting I could have done...
Daily reminder that the US - ( Obama / Hillary ) are terrorizing the Syrian people for Israel
>>75876150
and how do they do that? With one drone strike against ISIS camps every three weeks?
>>75870956
How many quarter pounders is that?
>>75876281
They're funding terrorist groups inside Syria you idiot.
>>75876281
I thought America's 'support' of ISIS was limited to stuff we gave Iraq (which they promptly stole) and funds/arms given to the FSA which morphed into/was absorbed by ISIS in Syria.
At least those are the two most reasonable explanations that come to mind, but want to know more.
>>75876281
>can't into proxy war and regime change
>>75868101
>captured
>alive
Why are huge guys always pussies when push comes to shove?
>>75868101
> 20st
Wat
>>75876715
Bong unit of measurement. Our fat friend weighs ~280lbs/127kg.
It's USA + ISIS vs Syria + Russia
once you boil it down
>>75874954
What is this green piece of desert?
>>75877133
In the end USA will have to (of course quietly and after stating that "some changes have to be made and yadda yadda") support the government. Not that they want to support someone who has a deal with Russia but Assad has one good quality about him. He's secular. There's no one else like him. The Kurds are fighting their own fight and the so-called Rebels are really a bunch of tiny factions fighting each other and some of them are really just extremists like ISIS.
>>75877495
iraq
>>75877495
Syrian rebs. I only don't what's up with that blue dot in Tuz Khormako.
>>75877495
Sunni fighters not aligned with the Iraqi government
>>75877107
Speak English, damn it.
>>75875708
R A R E
And yes, can you even imagine what they're going to do to him?
>>75873792
I believe the plan was for the light armored vehicles to distract and cover while the guy at the beginning in the suicide bomb car drove up into the compound and detonated.
Obviously the suicide bomber didn't make it, so Abu Hajaar and crew became sitting ducks.
They sent the village idiots on a suicide mission, because why send your A-team on a suicide run?
>>75877954
I hope they release a video.
What should they do?
Scaphism, ling chi, drawn and quartered, mauled to death by starving dogs, burned alive, the possibilities are endless!
>>75877965
Damn, that's not a very good plan but it fits pretty well with their apparent fighting style. If it weren't for them being surrounded by women and kids when they go home at night, they'd have been bombed to ash by comfy drone operators sipping coffee back at base long ago.
What a clusterfuck of a conflict.
So why haven't I've seen this guy in any of the dozens of ISIS snuff films so prevalent here and elsewhere? Just lucky I guess?
>>75879000
A balanced diet just 500 calories under maintenance for 4 months.
>>75876069
You forgot about the inbreeding
>>75874229
Cant Mosad the Assad
>>75879430
I don't have the link, but there's an aerial video from a drone showing a similar tactic, and it's pretty devastating when they manage to pull it off.
Since they have no air power and not many tanks or artillery, it's really about the most effective way they have of attacking fortified positions, especially since there is very little training required unlike a tank or artillery.
>>75874332
>~266 pounds
Jesus Hans enough of the schnitzel
190 lb / A bit below 14 stone here and I've just started working out.
>>75876069
>Remember, these guys are very much like those guys in Afghanistan who barely manage to carry out suicide attacks correctly.
To be fair, experienced suicide bombers are hard to come by.
>>75880580
The willingness to use loyal people as one-use fodder is sickening, at least Mcveigh had the sense to leave the van before blowing it up. I have to imagine that there are better ways of waging guerrilla warfare than what ISIS does.
>>75869706
>>75881197
Well executed, Legoland
>>75881197
>we
In this thread americans show the lack of understanding that they literally support ISIS because they suck the balls of jews.
>>75874398
such an underrated post
reward: (you)+random gif
>>75881197
>>75881395
Its fucked up for sure, Japanese kamikazes were essentially the same.
>>75881395
Yeah, but what else are they going to do? Built a rocket out of a drainpipe and then have 100 people throw it at Baghdad?
I mean, ISIS is pretty much on the same competence level of your average Civil War cosplayer, maybe even less than that
>>75868271
>living
Not for long
>>75881197
K E K
E
K
>>75882114
>Built a rocket out of a drainpipe
Isn't that what the Palestinians do every now and then? Point taken though, it's unfortunate/fortunate depending on your outlook, that the ideology of the region so readily supports martyrdom.
>>75882047
Same level of desperation, I see what you mean
Why does /pol/ like al-Assad so much?
>>75868101
Holy shit its a muslim Executioner Smough
>>75882570
for the sake of being contrarian I guess
Why didn't they kill him on the spot?
What's wrong with these people?
>>75882570
>>75882570
lurk maor
>>75873792
>>75873958
>>75873328
You guys vastly under-estimate how fucking stupid and goonish 99.999% of militia members are.
This novo-russian militia attack on a Ukrainian checkpoint that is my current gold standard for militia retardation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbi1_8be9UE
>Walking up a road completely exposed.
>Spray suppressive fire into bushes at random (if the enemy was actually there, it would mean that the attackers were completely flanked and surrounded).
>Stop completely exposed in the middle of the street after taking fire.
>Fire from the hip in random directions, still fail to take cover in the ditches to the side of the road.
>One guy advances way out in from of his team into the even more exposed crossroad kill zone.
>Guy with the gopro fucking WHISTLES a command, guy in the kill zone gets dropped.
>Tank then makes a brief appearance before leaving the shield unit behind and advancing into the killzone without providing fire support and clearly having no clue where the enemy actually is (presumably gets knocked out, as there are already smoke plumes at the end of the street).
>Half the squad gets dropped in a few seconds and they finally start trying to take cover, in the middle of the street.
>The rest of the team books it leaving behind both the tank and their wounded.
>Start trying to suppress the bushes again, but on the opposite side of the road even though it's obvious that the fire was coming from the left hand side of the cross road.
The reality of militias is that most of the people who join them are genetic rejects with action movie aspirations and double digit IQs. Times that by ten when you're talking about a militia that is voluntarily fighting as an aggressor for some ideology, not a defender.
