Well, thats it. I'm done.In my place emergency state has declared. I live 1km from the dam.
http://www.n24.de/n24/Nachrichten/Panorama/d/8612698/katastrophenalarm-im-kreis-wesel.html
I'm fucked
>>75862470
ha ha have fun dying, kraut
>>75862470
Dam breaking I would assume the worst, get on your roof if you can, if you are a tanned german disregard.
>>75862470
Kleve here ... it's just raining a little bit here and yesterday was all sun and shit
>>75862470
Ich kann nicht Deutsch sprechen, translatieren, bitte.
>Katastrophenalarm im Kreis Wesel
>Katastrophenalarm im Kreis Wesel
>Katastrophenalarm im Kreis Wesel
I hope you drown.
just put your finger in it dumbass
JA JA JA WUNDERBAR
>>75862470
getting to higher ground?
>>75862470
they didn't wear stahlhelms in the trenches of ww1 bro
they wore pickelhaubens
I'd like to read the article to see what you're talking about but it's written In some foreign language.
>>75862470
build a wall
>>75862726
disaster alarm ... so it's basicly Isengard 2.0
>>75862766
They started wearing stahlhelms in ww1. The french had new helmets too.
The Stahlhelm protected well against shrapnel from above.
>>75862766
There's also the issue of a presumably British soldier being in the background lel.
>>75862470
>the state of German engineering
>>75862470
This is God's will dear Hans. He's going to clean away the sins Merkel comitted. Now die with pride!
>>75862726
>>75862815
Nevermind though. Google translate actually works pretty well for German. How big of a flood are we looking at here?
>>75862741
WE ALL LIVING IN AMERICA
COCA COLA
WUNDERBAR
AMERICA AMERICA
>>75862470
Rest in piss Kraut
https://youtu.be/BJun5ziotfw
>>75862766
ireland you stupid fucking wanker.
>The Stahlhelm was introduced into regular service during the Verdun campaign in early 1916.
>>75862784
USA USA USA
>>75862470
I'm coming to save you Hans
It's not all bad, Hans. Refugees will likely inherit your house after you are dead so it will not go to waste.
>>75862470
Is it going to take out any refugee camps?
>>75862470
>>75862470
Pack your shit and move it upstairs, tahn charge all your battery packs and stream that bitch from your laptop or phone. Hurry and make a livestream account, we'll watch the happenings.
>>75862872
just some million liters of tanned water
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEWPNXJQJu0
>>75862947
This is the only true answer.
>>75862470
DON'T GIVE UP HOPE, HANS
>>75862470
Water tanks in 30
CNN confirmed
Is this Turkish terrorism?
>>75862470
Before you die, say "well dam!" For some end of life humor to ease yourself to an eternity of nothingness.
Get to hire ground then. Why are euros today so helpless? Are you going to just sit in front of your computer frozen in fear unless a fireman comes and holds your hand to safety?
>>75862470
https://youtu.be/zyBLd1eRgts
Sorry about that old chap
>>75862992
Thank you Finland. Here in my part of America we see flooding like this on a daily basis due to hurricanes and very bad storms. Me and my neighbors do this shit all the time. Its hella fun to throw a party right before shit hits the fan.
Maybe Muslims will die with dam breaking? Silver lining.
>>75862989
How does this happen in the engineering capital of the world? Don't you have diversions?
>design dam decades ago
>complicated but effective like all German engineering
>fast forward to now
>pay shitskins 1 euro a day to maintain the dam
>amazingly, it falls apart
BRAVO DEUTSCHLAND, THIS IS THE CIVIL ENGINEERING EXQUIVALENT OF LETTING THE RETARD CRIPPLED ARAB SHOESHINE BOY TRY TO FIX THE WARPED CRANKSHAFT ON YOUR AUDI
That's just the rivers flooding? Oh boy.
>>75862989
>Absolutely nothing about this on the Western MSM
The Lugenpresse is working overtime to cover this one up.
>>75862470
>not living by a near-indestructible earth dam
You asked for it.
>>75863072
>hire ground
JIDF DETECTED
>>75863102
just like during WW2 we are outnumbered
>>75863072
I would just surrender to the flood desu
Maybe if i close my eyes and think hard enough i can pretend it's a water park
>>75863108
This, they could have hired Dutch engineers to build the best fucking dams in the world, but nooo, gotta be diverse and hire clueless idiots instead which you can underpay.
>>75863089
We get spring floods here in Ostrobothnia, but nothing quite like
>>75862989
Just a bunch of water everywhere.
>>75863071
God fucking dam it!
>>75862989
Man am I ever glad we don't buy VWs anymore. I always knew their "four wheel drive" systems were shit.
>>75863204
I knew this thread was going to swarmed by us when I saw it
>anyone but dutch in charge of waterworks
>>75863204
this pretty much describes modern germany
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biw8tn_LItE
>>75863192
Of course the Frenchmen would surrender.
>>75862839
The state of germany in general.
>mfw isis claim responsibility
Better preper some shelter for refugees. You don't want them to get wet
>>75863108
Do we actually know the maintaining jobs were given to shitskins or is that speculation?
It makes sense, since they're technically government jobs and the government would try to curb any rates for ethnic unemployment in any way possible, but still, citation needed.
>>75862906
keep calm and fight the russians
>>75863308
>clearly very deep water that keeps getting deeper
>reaches the traffic lights at its depth
>drives right into it
>>75863401
the refugees are expert mariners. I wouldn't worry. They'll be boating around in no time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9RHjKxAp4A
souvenir from the 2014 Balkan floods
The Muslim community will be happy to pitch in with the recovery efforts. You all have taken such good care of them I just know they have been itching for an answer to how they can give back.
>>75862470
Even on Land the Refugees can't escape Poseidon
>>75863416
maintaining jobs weren't given to refugees ...
but the money for maintenance was most likely cut for our new citizens
>>75863390
>Implying ISIS or the precursor to ISIS didn't plant those niggers in there to get jobs in public infrastructure.
>>75863416
there is no doubt in my mind the staff at the dam was 70% or more Turkish
pic related mfw "911 Turbo" will be in Arabic on the back of Porsches in 10 years
>>75862470
Good luck, would be funny if you die
>can't pay for proper dam maintenance
>"let's take in as many refugees as possible"
What a country.
>German engineering in 2016
Come on man
You literally live next to us
Just a single calls and you can get some pumping gear and water routers
>>75862470
This is God's punishment for Germany
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPxqy0noLd8
>>75863624
The wrath of God is sure to soon come down upon Europe
End times soon, lads
>>75863616
our plan is to flood Holland from the backside where you least expect it
>>75863539
Top post
Top kek
>>75862470
No stream don't care, sorry Germany
>>75862470
If an asylum centre got flooded I might come over for some schadenfreude, I live in Nimwegen so it's pretty close.
>>75863616
There are no fugees involved yet. If that happens Merkel is going to call you immediately.
>>75863709
>flood us
Ha!
We've already prepared overflow measures of the rivers
Ain't nothing you can do my brown friend
>>75863709
THE MADMAN
>>75863709
We're going to build a dam on our border with Germany and Germany is going to pay for it.
>>75863743
This
OP needs to livestream this event for our amusement
>>75862470
It's summer. Go for a nice swim.
Wait so there has been extreme flooding in Germany for 3 days?
Was it because of a dam breaking or just shit flood-routing infrastructure?
rest in piss krauts
>>75862470
Been a lot of "acts of God" lately in Germany and France.
Lightning hitting 35 people in Goymany and what? 10 people in France?
Storms, rain. LEL you gon get drowned, like the med migrants.
Hey OP go setup a livestream of this for us
Thanks.
>>75863709
kekkity kek
>>75863829
Shit flood-routing infrastructure. Don't have similiar flooding issues here as in the States.
>>75862470
If your name is muhammad nothing of value will be lost if your actually German godspeed anon I'm sure we will be there for the relief effort
>>75863709
>Flooding the Dutch
They are human beavers
>>75863829
It's German engineering anno 2016, being German effective is racist, it has to be diverse even if it ends up failing horridly.
>>75863829
God is angry at the Allah enablers.
>>75863539
underrated
>>75863971
not letting tanned water into your home is pretty intolerant desu
>>75863308
Germanimmigrationpolicy.webm
>>75864128
>>75862470
>>75862989
Is this what /pol/ meant by Die Flut Kommt?
>>75862470
Using refugees as maintenance workers did not go as swimmingly as you'd hoped? They are probably still wet behind the ears.
But I shouldn't be kicking the DAMned.
No hard feelings Klaus. Water under the bridge eh?
>>75864047
Like removing kebab. Thanks mister Emanuel, for your advice.
>>75863122
Here in the states we have our own water problems with Texas basically getting all the water that would have been required to get California out of their drought.
Its pretty humorous to watch actually
stream?
>>75864231
>bantz
>>75864187
>God gives Texas a water surplus just for lafs
>dries commiefornia out
thanks god
>>75864187
Arent cali water bodies back to historic capacities though? I remember reading an article about a lake that got full again and attracts thousands of people daily
>>75862873
THIS IS NOT A LOVE SONG
>>75863308
>Bud Spencer Bad
>inb4 Angela Merkel and Trudeau will send african firefighters, to get the poor refugees OUT OF THERE
>>75863709
>flood their backside
no wonder the German population is dropping
thread music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dftrm1bPu88
>>75864325
SOMETIMES WAR
>>75864311
http://water.ca.gov/waterconditions/
This page is about a month old but it stills says that water rationing and reporting how much you've used is still mandatory.
Doesn't seem like they're out of the woods yet
It bursted yet?
>>75862470
At least it's not a terrorist attack.
>>75864371
>Implying they're not already in Germany getting welfare bux whilst being prepped to fuck German women by Jonas.
>>75862740
can confirm that this will work
we kinda have experience dealing with dykes.
>>75864506
OR WAS IT?
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN
I really hope that countless refugees die.
>>75864506
>At least it's not a terrorist attack.
>>75863308
>A-Klasse
stupid old people
did OP die yet
did the rocket scientist/lawyer refugees design a rocket and legal loophole to get him out?
BARNES WALLIS, DO IT AGAIN!
>>75862470
Shit if this break, is the water going in the Rhein ?
>>75863709
>thinking you'll flood us
we spent the last few decades developing tactics to fight the ocean, do you really think we aren't prepared?
>>75864649
Yes, the water rises!
>mfw 30°C and not a cloud in the sky
>>75863102
over-engineering like unnecessary straightenings of rivers
>>75863769
I thought it was just libshits living here.
>>75862470
>infrastructure collapsing in Germany of all places
This truly is the end times
I broke the dam
>>75864719
If this happen, basically my town and hundred of others are going to be flooded in France
>>75864739
>straightening rivers
Ha
We also used to do that
Fucked a lot of shit up that way
We recurved a lot of the rivers to limit the damage
Theres already reports of "Austrians" coming over the border to loot. God damn austrians
>>75864719
With no survivors.
>>75864839
Is there no end to the evils of the white man?
Feels good living in a country that can handle it's rivers
>>75864831
Sorry to hear that, but you guys surely have canals and other waterways to divert the overflow elsewhere no?
>>75864738
been raining for like 3 weeks straight here, all the surrounding towns are flooded by mine is on a hill
>>75864872
>"Austrians"
Like on pic?
>>75864872>>75864961
>>75864187
>alarmist climatologists predict permanent drought for Texas
>drought gone year later
>>75864901
Fun thing
The Poos are planning to merge their waterways and straightening of rivers
We warned them about the damage it will cause
They're still doing it
>>75864738
Well, you do live in an African country.
>>75864872
Ya you better watch it hans
Hide yo kids hide yo wife
>>75864961
>>75864981
>>75862470
We've been having a lot of flooding lately
First Texas, now this.
Weather has really gone apeshit
>>75864961
yes
What are you planning on listening to while drowning, OP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La4Dcd1aUcE
>>75862470
livestream? I enjoy watching misery
because it makes me not think of my own horrible life for a moment
>>75864953
Living on even the side of a hill is pretty nice desu ne. I once lived at the bottom of a place near the top of a hill and even then I got my shit #rekt by water once.
>>75864506
The big man, G-O-D, is sending a message. Jesus help y'all twiggy yuropean folks cause I know how hard it can be to swim in ragin floods sent from the heavens, there's nothing but angry, dirty water getting at ya.
>>75865001
Could be more efficient for sewage. Who knows.
>>75864949
Yes we do, but that's what going to flood my town, the canal de la marne au rhin is already on the brink of overflowing. Add to that that the infrastructure is crumbling and maintenance is done by incompetents
Dam is breaking
Better make a post about it on 4chan
>>75865001
>merge waterways
>poo technology
a life submerged in shit...
Tie Merkel to the dam.
>>75863539
>Top fucking kek
>>75862470
NEIN! NICHT DAS SCHÖNE XANTEN
>>75862470
Been nearly an hour and OP hasn't posted yet
F
>>75862934
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
We deserve this.
>>75864872
"""""""""""""""Austrians""""""""""""""""""
>>75865342
Xanten was completely flooded
>>75865475
That little whore deserves a slap in the face
>>75862470
Hope there's enough turkroaches to drown from it.
It's a shame german life has to be sacrificed to destroy this vermin.
Official Thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r75iReA48QY
Did it break yet?
>>75865475
Yes. You do. Traitors to Europe.
The weak must perish in the flood.
>>75865682
We could make a whole soundtrack to give Germany our power
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddpl1zl5sYg
\o/
>tfw select all images with mountains
>>75862989
WHY COULDN'T ALL OF THE ECONOMIC MI..........REFUGEES BE THERE?!?!?!?!
>>75865682
ayooo I love Phish
best american band that is still alive
good taste my buddy, now I have to listen to this concert cd again
>>75865735
red areas are fucked/about to get fucked
blue is current rain
> mfw my city adapted dutch dam building
>>75865846
If there's any solace to this, it's that you're next. Gott strafe England.
>>75864812
No, I broke the dam
https://youtu.be/ErOMQL8PgIQ
Adding "When the Levee Breaks" to my DEUTSCHLAND WET playlist
>>75864953
>pleasant on and off rains for 15-20 days
>no sun
>20c
feels great mang. total /comfy/
better to be flooded with water than Muslims krautbro
>>75865065
Great choice, Switzerland. Poetic. I can see it as a great complement in the movie of OP's life as he drowns in slow motion.
>>75865989
Wait, most of the fucked territories are Bavarian. So they're only technically German. Why do we care again?
>>75866242
Water is no fucking joke, but at least it washes clean and makes new.
>select all images with rivers
>>75866161
No, the turks broke the dam
>>75866331
>germany recognizes armos "genocide"
>dam breaks
>>75865989
>mfw nimwegen
germany bringing the heat
>>75866331
No, really, I broke tha dam.
Hope you survived, man.
>>75866309
OP was from Wesel... i thought we were caring about him being safe?
>tfw volunteer firefighter that has been working for 3 days straight
send help
>>75866522
>i thought we were caring
Wew, fuck off m8
>>75864738
>cloudy, 18°C with constant light rain
Just the way it should, thanks God el niño is over.
>>75863192
Fighting the flood means it wins
RIP Germany
You brought this on yourselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tI1pu5rfZw
>>75866522
>was
It's all over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LSCoBk8hgU
Germans figured that evicting people to get clay for rapefugees was going too slowly, so they decided to do their evicting in bulk by flooding.
>>75862470
start driving upwards asap.
>>75866704
>German efficiency
>>75862470
>http://www.n24.de/n24/Nachrichten/Panorama/d/8612698/katastrophenalarm-im-kreis-wesel.html
>germans made a dam
>didnt think of the fact that uhmm.. water would be involved
why do non-dutchies always laugh at us and say our dams are going to break, will never happen
>>75866534
Has this seriously been going on for three days while my national news has been concerning itself with like not even a human getting shot?
>>75865475
What's that bitch booing about?
>>75866869
I live near the austrian border (Passau)
We've had a pretty big flood in 2013, there's empty buildings because of that.
Guess you never heard about that either.
>>75862872
6 millions liters of jewish tears
>>75866182
I compootely agree
too bad I have to go to paris tomorrow so I'll take my swimming suit
>>75862470
If only your country invested in infrastructure instead of welfare for terrorists
Don't worry the mudshits will save you :)
>>75863709
They're quite capable of flooding themselves if the need arises.
>>75866869
Pic from where I worked yesterday.
Karpfham, Germany.
>>75862470
>I live 1km from the dam.
>Building your dams 1km away from people
>Not building them 2 Europeans countries away, most of that empty
Feels good to live in Quebec. Especially since our dam reservoirs are the size of great Britain.
Here's the outflow for one of them. It's big enough that it can handle every river in western Europe.
>>75867004
I don't recall it, no. It might have gotten 2 seconds in a headline somewhere.
But even on 4chan I haven't seen anything about this. Of course there is no need to cause people to act disorderly, but I shudder to think what else is going on in Germany that I'm not going to hear about until it's way too late.
>>75867359
you know society collapsing and all that good stuff.
>>75864471
Thats cuz our shit liberal government. According to reservoir and snow levels, were fine
>>75864311
>>75867316
Yeah but;
>t.Zhang
>>75866772
should have hired dutchies to build the dam
>>75863709
>flooding a country that actually has flooding systems in place for offensive/defensive use against armies
Wew.
>>75862470
K.. KEEP ME POSTED
>>75866621
god dam-n it leaf XD
>>75867581
I'd rather live surrounded by chinks than by indians, arabs and other niggers
>>75862470
DEUS VULT
>>75863709
Yeah, but not with water...
>>75864187
Texas here
So much rain pls help
>>75867846
why not sell the water from Texas to Cali ?
>>75867581
>>t.Zhang
You're mistaking Quebec for BC. Quebec has the lowest immigration of the big provinces, and the provenance of migrants is fairly evenly split 3 ways between France, french speaking middle east and China. So there aren't any enclaves of either of these.
Though our Liberal prime minister is trying to increase immigration per year from 35K to 50K because the Liberal party gets something absurd like 90% support from 1st and 2nd generation migrants, but only 20% support from french speakers.
Thankfully this plan is getting a lot of push-back.
That feel when I'm from Texas and nine people in my hometown died due to flooding.
Then I think "Thank Dog I'm in Germany, bro. That shit never happens here."
Now this.
Fuck, what happened to this country? It used to be some serious space age shit. Y'all got fucking trains and shit... computers in banks and all that. This place was awesome when I came here 10 years ago. Now it's all busted.
Fuggin Mergel mang.
>>75862784
USA USA USA
>>75867708
I'd have to agree.
Do the French Indo-Chinese have the same status as other former colonies in terms of being quintessentially French?
>>75867178
Our Samson option is litteraly to break the dams and dykes.
If we can't have it, no-one can.
>>75867897
Storage and logistics I guess
>>75867316
god you're retarded
>>75863089
>America has the greatest floods in the world
jesus give it a rest willya
>>75867943
somewhat, we took in all the christian viet, lao et all from French Indochina with us and they are perfectly integrated, the link with former Indochina territories is not very strong though due to communism and distance but they are welcome here as much as any other of our former subjects, moreso than Algerians or Africans desu, because they actually integrate.
>>75867316
Cheaper to not have to transport that electricity 2 European countries away.
oh shit man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsjpGPAJEFU
glad I practically live "upstairs", so that shit can't happen here
>>75862470
SCHEISSE JUNGE !!! ICH WOHNE IN KAMP LINTFORT UND MEIN AUTO IST GRAD ABGEKACKT !!!!
>>75862470
Stupid kraut, this must be gods wrath for the non-believing fedoras, known as Germancucks.
>>75868244
wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoBffEfzHCg
just imagine this woman could be easily 9/10 if it wouldn't be for this fucking things in her ears, and the stupid glasses
>>75864702
rightio, Xerxes
>>75867924
>from Texas
>thankful for living in Germany
???????
was?????
EXPLAIN THIS
So, has the dam broke yet?
>>75868249
untergegangen?
>>75868125
Wow, you actually took in Christians? Don't tell Obama.
But I have to say the ones I've met here, Christian or not, have been pretty bro about integrating and becoming legit Americans.
>>75868406
>first German I see
>hipster with feminist glasses
Wake me up.
What accent is that anyway? I couldn't understand anything.
>>75868406
You found Uma Thurman :D
>>75868454
No he was being ironic about his situation, wanting to move away from flood worries to a place he thought had no flood issues like us, basically he can't get off the ride.
>>75868454
Cleetus, people do move.
>>75863539
PRAISE POSEIDON
>>75868168
>Cheaper to not have to transport that electricity 2 European countries away.
Nonsense! Also I guess it's only 1 European country away.
>>75868611
oh yes is my favourite
>>75868454
He is just for vacation/business in Texas?
>>75868406
>9/10
No. Maybe 7/10
>>75868528
I got a kick out of Vietnam, they make delicious baguettes there.
>>75868702
this is now Uma "milfbag" Thurman thread
>>75862470
I hope the whole Pott (and down to Cologne/Bonn) drowns or at least gets flooded for a few days. This whole area needs a good cleansing as much as Berlin.
Atheists did this.
>>75862470
RIP OP
30 km from me, maybe the flood will wake me up.
>>75868714
Dual citizenship perhaps? Said the people died in his hometown in Texas.
