If you had a time machine what would you do?
>>75843516
Sodomize my 12 year old self
>>75843516
nothing, because no one forced me to read her diary so i don't have hard feelings
That picture made me feel awful
I don't quite know why
Steal expensive things and bring them back to the future to sell
>>75843590
It was actually a pretty good read
end it all before its too late
I LOVE YOU JEEESUS CHRIIIIST
"Don't invade Russia in winter you retard"
>>75843655
and your moms a pretty good fuck
>>75843694
JEEEESUS CHRIST I LOOOOOOVE YOU YEEEESSSS I DOOOOOOO
save Lincoln
>>75843516
I'd go back in time. Also maybe forward.
>>75843712
Don't bomb Pearl Harbor, Nips.
>>75843516
I would go remind young Anne that ball point pens were still space age technology, not yet available to the public.
![FDR-fireside-chat[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sJI5yeg.jpg "FDR-fireside-chat[1].jpg")
>>75843516
Assassinate FDR
Go back and spend more time with my first gf
kill this man
>>75843516
go to the day you were conceived and tell your parents their child will grow up to shitpost on a Taiwanese bird watching forum
Honestly? I think I'd go back and show the United States and Great Britain images of what will transpire if Germany is defeated and communists/Jews flee all over Europe and North America.
I'd bring samples of internet pornography, pictures of "trans" people, degenerate art, and the like. I'd try to get on the radio and on film reels to warn the public about the impending problems.
I would also bring technology from the future with me in the hopes they believe me and heed my warning. If I made enough of a spectacle of myself, perhaps people would keep in the backs of their minds as Marxists, multi-culturalists, and Jews try their long march through the institutions.
I'd love to at least have the chance to make the case.
Give my parents a condom
>>75843547
Asia summarized in 1 post.
degenerates
Stop Napoleon from going to war with Russia.
Stain her pretty little mountain tops
>>75843712
But he didn't.
>>75843950
she just looks like another dark haired beady eyed jew to me
>>75843712
>>75843977
He invaded in June.
>>75843547
/thread
>visit me in 5th grade
>punch myself
>and force me to learn harder for school
Fill it up to brim with modern firearms and ammunition, go back to 1389 and kill the Ottoman cunts before they came anywhere near to winning and continue to decimate any further t*rkroach approach to the Balkans.
Also, genocide Albanians.
I'd stop Esther from stopping Xerxes.
>>75844099
fuck yeah serbia!
>>75844000
>not wanting to fuck dark haired little Jewish girls
I would go back to August 2011
>>75843516
Teach Homo neanderthalensis how to genocide Homo sapiens.
>>75843516
>dress in futuristic clothes
>travel 1 month back in time
>warn the fools about the evils of liberalism, and libertarianism
>preach National Socialism
>???
>profit
>>75843712
"You fought in WWI and you still think fighting on two fronts is a good idea? Really?"
>>75843516
>having time mashine
>not killing the rothschild 1.0 herman mayer whatshisfuk
>u r mr gay
>>75843712
yeah Napoleon should've known better.
>>75843516
Give this girl a dutch oven.
>>75843516
cuck my dad
>>75843516
>Go back to 1941
>Meet with Hitler
>Say to him "when the moment comes, DON'T GO FOR RUSSIA YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD"
>Heil Hitler
I'd go back to the 90's or my high school years in the 2000's and be a pop or rock star and make music (really, just steal) with what came or technically comes out later.
>>75844000
>Implying jew girls aren't the best girls
>>75843977
He is stupid because he thought that only by taking the Moscow he could defeat Russia as a whole. He planned to take Russia before winter. But even in that he didn't succed.
And even if he would to take Moscow i am sure we would not "go gentle into that good night" instead would just retreat behind Urals mountains and regroup for the counter-attack. Maybe Japan would Invade us at that point but even they would not have the man power to control Siberia all the way up to Urals. We would fight to the end in an insurgency and partisan methods and some day everything would again ended in Berlin.
Tell myself to never visit this website. /pol/ has effectively caused me nothing but misery
I can't even read the local rural paper without wondering if its pushing a leftist agenda
>>75843516
Youre mum
>>75844412
When they told you ignorance was bliss they weren't kidding, bud.
>>75843694
>>75843756
All memeing aside, I unironically adore that song.
>>75843516
Kill JFK's assassin
>>75843516
make the German National People's Party become popular and win instead of shitty natsocs. or i'l just go back and kill karl marx
>>75843516
Go back to when i was a kid, fuck my younger self up the ass
>>75843516
Use my knowledge of WW2 to help the Nazis win
>>75844484
Everyone does
>>75843516
Kill Marx or Muhammad can't decide
save the Portuguese Empire
Would tell the king not to march the entire royal army into the sahara desert like a retard
>>75843809
Funny, I would kill the tyrannical fuck in his crib.
>>75844552
It can be damn near impossible sometimes to tell what /mu/ loves ironically vs sincerely.
>>75844652
/mu/ is shit and nmh memes were one of the only good things to come from it.
>>75844652
Whatever you like thats not pop and rap, they think its garbage. Worst board on this fucking site imo tbqhf
>>75843516
Easy, Kill Mouhammed then go be a degenerate in the Byzantine Empire.
>>75844595
>porra empire
kek bro. is that an empire built on lies?
i've never met a decent porra, you're all non-white lying scumbags.
>>75844720
>>75844813
Agreed. I only heard them from my hyper hipster gf, then decided to check out mu when I heard they were geeking out over king of carrot flowers. I won't make that mistake again.
>>75844917
>negroland
>calling anyone non white
Kek
>>75844356
What if someone already went back in time and told Hitler that was the only way he'd win, thus sabotaging him.
>>75845082
that's HAS to be a lie, right? the porra race is incapable of telling the truth.
>>75843516
"Leave russia alone"
Tell him Christianity's a bad idea
>>75843712
Not
>don't let mussolini invade the balkans in 1941.
>>75845124
Hitler had no way to win. Their nuclear program couldn't make any progress. Play out the conventional shit any way you want, Nazi Germany was not going to invade mainland USA before the US had the bomb.
And once the US has the bomb in any scenario...war over.
To OP's question: no Christfags have suggested going back to Eden and giving Eve the monster of all bitch slaps before she could sin?
>>75843516
Rape her
>>75843516
Tell JFK not to ride in convertibles.
Tell Reagan to not allow Bush to be his VP at all costs and refuse him any govt post.
See Jesus.
See Hendrix at Monterey.
>>75843516
Don't declare war on the US.
I would go back in time and help southern europe help Hitler.
I would start by telling home guard not to trust commie traitors. Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia and Serbia would gather a million armed men to aid Germany.
Under my command we would storm Russia
>>75843516
Reminder that if you wouldn't bone Anne Frank you're a total fag. Period.
>>75843877
Nobody would believe this degeneracy will some day be real though
>>75845300
Didn't America run out of material for nuclear weapons after 2 bombs?
>>75843516
Alexandria Library might have some cool stuff.
Save some books from being burned by ancient governments or criminals, Etc.
>>75843516
>Kill every motherfucking french illuminist
>Kill Marx
>Kill Engels
Enjoy a better world
Give Australia access to nuclear technology during the time they were still a prison colony.
>>75843516
Do what, kill Anne frank?
If I had a time machine and could only use it once I'd go back in time and save Joan of Arc because I'm not a filthy heretic
>>75844244
.... shameless self bump
>>75843516
Save Anne Frank, pay for her sex-change and piano lessons, and proclaim my love for Jesus Christ.
>>75843516
kill the first homo sapiens
>>75843876
>taiwanese bird watching forum
>Mongolian throat singing website
Is there a title for this meme?
I feel bad for the last Tsar and his family, so I might try to coerce Wilson into giving asylum before the Bolshevik Coup.
>>75844627
I may be wrong but if Lincoln had lived wasn't his plan to send all the nogs back across to Liberia?
>>75843629
I know right?
I'm now a #MenorrahWarriah
>>75846908
>Romanian education
>>75843516
I want to sex her, is that wrong /pol/?
Go to the future and rape bitches.
travel back in time and stop nickelback from forming
>>75845124
Holy fuck I thought you were talking about Napoleón.
kek
>>75845774
>AWHAWHAHAWHAW
saved
Help the South win the war by giving them 1000 pallets of SKS rifles and ammo
OR if that's illegal, stop Lincoln from being assassinated before he freed the slaves all the way to Liberia.
OR stop my country's involvement in World War I, so the Central Powers would win and the world would be less fucked up.
>>75843516
Go back in time and kill the proto jew.
>>75843516
fuck ann frank
>>75843629
A part of your brain registered that there may be an actual immortal jew plotting revenge. That and that she escaped. So now that the EU is doubling down on the fascism against its own people I think it's time we burgers and other free people double down on triggering every faggot tumblerina off of our board. If german cucks and curry loving bongs can't say what they think anymore. They should at least get to read about it from people that aren't in quite as bad of an dystopian shit hole. I want my right wing death squad hugbox back.
>>75844813
>>75844932
plebs :^)
Kill Mohammed in the cave of his encounter with Gabriel
>tfw no Anne Frank gf
>>75843516
Why does this thread question always have anne frank as the picture?
What do you want from us bot?
Do you want us all to say that we'd jizz inside anne frank's tiny butthole?
WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE OP?
>>75843516
Make sure we had an industrial revolution in Ancient Greece- we had steam turbines after all.
>>75843516
go back to the battle of hastings with a assault riffle , some clips with extra ammo and a few flash bang grenades and wipe out some of the brits and save the scotts and norwegians before harald hardrada gets decapitated
i would been seen as a mysterious figure in history who saved them and probably be thought of as a myth that some tin foil guys say was a alien. it would have prevented many things from happening that some bitch about today
>>75843869
amen, brother
>>75852244
>A part of your brain registered that there may be an actual immortal jew plotting revenge
Lmaooo
I would make sure Trotsky took over from Lenin Instead of Stalin.
I'd bring a blueprint of the HK G3, a sectioned model, 2 working models, and a case of 7.62nato.
Along with the basics of nuclear weaponry, a warning to tell the japs to stay the fuck out of the war, and to murder the entire middle east and africa, after the jews.
I'd give it to germany in 1934
>>75854166
No worries about this guy changing history, since Hardrada was killed a few weeks before the battle of Hastings - which the Britons lost without his help.
>>75843516
tell the ss officers of anne franks presence sooner so there wouldn't be substantial enough content in the diary for it to be a novel and be used as a sob story to bring in masses of Arabian people running from a conflict my enemies created
>>75852244
>spend probably years protecting hitler from assassins
>he kills himself
nazi or no he must've been a good bodyguard
>>75843516
Bring a gun and shoot first humanoid.
>>75854571
As he said in one of his last interviews, he signed up to kill the bolsheviks (who turned out to be jews, by and large).
>>75843655
Of course you read the abridged version -- the one approved by her dad.
>>75854501
American """""education"""""
>>75844099
Why on Earth would you genocide Albanians before the Turks infected them with Islam?
>>75843516
Switch a few babies at birth and travel back to the future to see how different families would be.
I would start with switching King Henry the 8th with Rob Schneider
Kill Karl Marx
>>75843547
Never change, Japan.
>>75843516
>invest in Apple
>invest in Google
>buy Bitcoin
I'm not very imaginative
>>75843547
First post best post
>>75843516
1. Go to 1924, blow up the Frankfurt Institute for Social Research.
2. Go to 1835, kill Karl Marx.
3.Go to 1943, have sex with Anne Frank.
4. Go to 1815, give the Empire assault rifles, nukes, computers and fiber optic Internet.
1066
>William will not win
