I moved to Australia a few years ago, and I believe that Down Under is like the USA that has been filtered of all the shit.
My case:
Healthcare for all, we have both public and private healthcare. Don't have private? You pay a small tax. In the USA if you get sick they toss you to the curb if you forgot your wallet.
Also, medical costs are fucked in the USA, with pharma shoving their cocks into your mouth and making you pay for the privilege.
Our indigenous people got rekt. So rekt that all they do is sit in shitholes and get drunk to this very day. Niggers are a minority, and they keep quiet by lying drunk in the gutter.
Immigrants get rekt. Based nature gave us a 1000 mile moat, and hundreds would drown regularly. Even the ones that made it get BTFO to Mannis island aka Guantanamo for immigrants. Fuck a wall, we have sharks and box jellyfish. Anyway the government said all immigrants will go to Indonesia, so they stopped coming.
Single mass shooting and we were like "wow, maybe guns are not so cool if any retard can get them" Now we are on a 30 year NO school shooting streak. Amerifats don't give a fuck that their children get gunned down.
Nature everywhere is ready and eager to give out Darwin Awards to the retards.
Aussie cars look exactly as shitty as American ones, so tie in that one.
Our minimum wage is $17.70 per hour, fuck off with your walmart wage of $1.50 per hour just to pay for your diabeetus pills.
Much fewer religifags. No Westbro cunts, not christian right wing government. Fuck usa and faggotry of evolution denial, creationisim, the flood, your fucking leaders believe happened. Cunt Kim Davis
TL:DR: Australia is the USA refined of most of it's impurities.
EYYY HOL UP
*puts on thongs*
SO WUH YOU IS BE FEKKIN SAYIN CAWNT
*smokes winfield*
YOU IS BE SAYIN
*sniffs petrol*
THAT WE IS FEKKIN BE
*drinks VB*
THET WE FEKKIN IS
*drive 14 hours to the next town*
FEKKIN BOGANS
*collects centre link cheque*
AND SHEIT FEKKIN CAWNT
*gets breast implant kicked out by a kangaroo*
>>75835781
GAME ON YA MOLL
>>75835517
you literally can't buy videogames
enjoy your chastity cocksheath
>>75836019
HA what? No you galah, they changed that years ago. At least my country isn't the one that INVENTED video game ratings because they were scared of moral combat, you cunts.
>>75836019
>video games
Are you fucking serious? Australia has some liberal bullshit, but at least it's based
Other than the fact your government are leftist cucks and you're the epitome of socialist nanny state proves you're wrong. You're nothing like the USA.
#GiveItBack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejorQVy3m8E
>>75836313
>large portions of welfare devoted to them
>get propped up into god status for completing rudimentary tasks
>we let one be a minister
>she couldn't stop sniffing long enough to do her job
>refine a unique form of 'fume-less' fuel
>move onto using glues/paints
>can't mention the name of a famous local cheese brand in their presence
>iwantoffthisride.jpg
>#GiveItBack
We're fucking trying, mate.
>>75835517
I guess if instead of having the choice to purchase healthcare you're forced to buy it against your will, you like being subservient to the cuck crown, and you like living in a place where self defense is illegal. Have fun sucking China's dick.
>>75835517
Enjoy paying $35 for a pack of smokes you imprisoned shit colony.
>>75835517
>Single mass shooting and we were like "wow, maybe guns are not so cool if any retard can get them" Now we are on a 30 year NO school shooting streak. Amerifats don't give a fuck that their children get gunned down.
Just gotta fix that one.
We had a mass shooting like almost every year untill howard said.
THAT'S IT, NO MORE GUNS. and everyone was alright, you make a fair point.
>>75838264
Enjoy dying from lung cancer, meanwhile i'll be sitting here smoke free because its too god damn expensive.
It's a subtle hint, but it works.
>>75835517
>I moved to Australia a few years ago
>leaving the best country in the world
Faggot
>>75835517
how are the guns?
no, wait
how is that lack of hate speech laws?
no wait
how is that lack of feminism in politics?
no wait
well, how is that complete lack of immigrants and sympathy for immigrants?
no wait
how is that lake of an entitled bunch of dark people?
no wait
how is the duck hunting these days
lol, no wait
>>75838592
kiwi's got ya in a pickle m8,
shit's choice
It's all explained here
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ
Have to agree op the control on the nigger population and immigrants is delectable but man there are so bumfuck retard methhead v8 bogans walking around. Glad my parents were born in based uk before it became a shithole, the prisoners they sent here were uneducated lower class scum i.e. the cesspool from which >90% of our population derives
I'm just going to ride it out on this island until the gooks take it over inevitably
