I present to you Ling Ling Shi, the candidate for California Senate who holds no party preference, no prior credentials, and seeks to "challenge 10 great chaos in economy".
Here is her beautifully formatted HTML website, featuring a QuickTime Audio clip of her singing some hymn: http://www.wellsark.com/
A video of Ling Ling Shi playing and singing Amazing Grace in an opera style, which only has 385 views: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4ot0BMlKyA
Here is where you can purchase her riveting book, which boasts 1.5/5 stars.
http://bookstore.iuniverse.com/Products/SKU-000959618/Deliver-the-Urgent-Messages-for-America.aspx
Here is Ling Ling in all of her glory on the ballot.
no thanks lad, im voting for this qt
Proof of challenging "10 great chaos"
>>75828895
Looks like the chinese want to do to our government what the jews are already doing to our government.
>>75829025
>voting for this nigger indian
Truly, this is formatted by an artist.
>each letter is a different color
>underlines and colors the space
>>75829025
She will pass legislation for designated shitting streets
ABOOOOOOO
Deliver the Urgent Message for America
Nobody cares, OP.
>>75828895
gooks lol
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>>75829215
>sanchez
>india
Just cast my Vote-By-Mail ballot for Ling Ling Shi.
Based on the fact that she has no prior credentials and no party affiliation already makes her miles ahead of those fucking cunts Boxer and Feinstein.
>>75829471
So she married a spic too?
Aesthetic
>>75829353
>a Leaf knowing anything
diving in
how do i right click to save MP3
>>75829702
What am I supposed to be mad about here? The fact that she uses Quicktime instead on embedding a Youtube video like all the cool cats do nowadays?
>all this weird Jesus shit
Sorry Ling Ling but the Mormons are already America's Taipeng Heavenly Kingdom
>>75828895
DELIVER
THE URGENCY
>>75829147
>the beautiful guangxi province in california
>>75829964
Religious chinks are great. They're usually upstanding citizens, own businesses, and hate blacks.
>>75829663
probably loves bollywood
>>75828895
>not voting for based Ron Unz
Fuck off, OP
>not voting for Pamela Elizondo
>not wanting weed farms everywhere
>worked with crazy people and autists which means she wants to help you guys
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>>75829666
>that bottom stretch of text "Books Publishing_____Classic Concert 2016_______Journey of Prayer and Worship" is all ONE LINK
>>75830198
>voting Green party ever
>>75829834
right click by pressing the second button from the left on your Microsoft Optical Mouse(Tm)
>>75830558
I have a logitech will it work
>>75830558
nvrm
I bet she's a great fuck.
I seriously voted for her by mail in ballot OP, she seems like a nice lady and totally not cucked or degenerate
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>>75829517
as did I, comrade
Servant of Our Lord Jesus Christ X
Beholden to no earthly man. X
Makes throwback retro website for the people without modern flash crap. X
Will Challenge 10 great chaos X
Will Make America Great Again X
Is Asian MILF X
Is there a problem with Ron Unz?
>>75831375
He's not Ling Ling Shi
Damnit.
Now I'm wishing I had voted for her.
>Ling Ling Shi
Oh, come on. This is obviously bait.
the most unfortunate thing is that you could look at any other senator at random and every single one would be worse then her
>>75828895
Hory Shit ror California elect this woman.
>>75829069
Well the Chinese are being funny and not obsessing over cuck porn, let's pick them.
>>75832033
>the website
>the video
>the book
>the ballot
>>75828895
wow im now a #LingLingShiTSKIN
Let's Shill for her and make California pay!
>>75828895
God I hate my state. How Feinstein isn't rotting in a cell with Yee I'll never know.
>>75830344
Don't hate. I like Justin. He's improving your country. Bring people together and breaking down boundaries. One day you'll grow up kid.
>>75832452
More reason to put Ling Ling Shi into office.
>Moral
>Believes in God
>Not cucked
>Probably not a crook
>>75832573
All he's done so far is threaten to jail people for insulting the trannies. He's a fucking faggot.
I opened my voters guide to California in the mail. There are people IRL shit posting in it. This state is sad.
>>75829517
woah mate you marked out of the bubble a little bit your vote is now null
>>75833279
fuck
>>75828895
She seems like a nice woman. I would vote for her.
Glad haven't voted yet. Rest assured OP, Ling Ling has my vote.
Long live Ling ling
>>75828895
I'm voting for Ling Ling
>>75829015
>Stay-at-home Dad
>Environmental Healing Consultant
>>75829015
Did she just start running? I didn't notice her name on my ballot.
>>75834918
I don't know, but she's in the information booklet that was mailed out.
She seems pretty based senpai. Wanna trade for Trudeau? Or Ontario's lesbian kleptomaniac of a Premier?
how can we get the word out about Ling squared?
I'll ding-a-ling her ling ling.
>author
Wait, what?
>>75828916
Fucking hell I didn't want to feel this feel
I am now a #Lingamajig
I voted for Ling Ling, How fucked am i?
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>>75829015
holy shit i didn't know my state was this fucking bad. i should really step outside my house more often.
>>75836373
Vote for Ling Ling to make California great again.
>>75836199
You voted for a conservative Xtian?
>>75828916
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>>75829517
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>>75829834
:(
I'm an Asian-American. Ling Ling does exactly the sort of thing my mom would do
>>75828895
A vote for anyone other than Ling Ling is a vote for the 10 great chaos
>>75837731
hory shit
will she bring north korea style slogans to america?
>>75828895
Your concern should be whether she will follow kikestein's lead in grabbing guns
>>75828916
Holy shit. She's really talented.
>>75828895
What is her name in Chinese character?
>>75838330
I don't know her Kanji off the top of me head, Takeshi. Sorry.
There's a guy running named DUF SUNDHEIM.
she's actually pretty cute
>Build An American ARK
An ark?
A fucking ARK
Guys, Ling-Ling will Make Arks Great Again
>Dear Friend, Heavenly Post Office is ready for you to deliver your prayer letter to God and pray for you. Let your prayer letter fly to heaven-Our home, sweet home!
A vote for Ling Ling is a vote for the Heavenly Post Office
DESTROY THE 10 GREAT CHAOS
>>75828895
I like what I see from her opponent, environmental healing consultant Pamela Elizondo.
>>75837643
So your mom is oddly cute and endearing to others because she is totally oblivious as to how out of touch she is ?
Meanwhile it annoys you ?
Im a white dude from the south and if my mom could internet she wpuld be doing the exact same thing.
Oh did you know if I part my hair to the right and go to church God will provide me with a good clean and moral woman and we will stay happily married forever ?
SHE WILL LEAD AN ARMY OF 10,000 ROOF KOREAN TO DEFEAT THE 10 GREAT CHAOS AND TAKE THE GLORIOUS SENATE THRONE
be careful it is the return of 天国
>>75838690
>tfw asian mom fetish
I am pretty grossed out at myself for some of the middle aged women I would fuck .
>>75828895
you do not like my establishment party candidates?
>>75828895
>>75838690
makn' my knob hard m8
