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THE CARP WAR
2016-06-02 02:49:01 Post No. 75819829
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THE CARP WAR
Anonymous
2016-06-02 02:49:01
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Aussie troop here reporting from base. Our boys are getting owned by these fucking Carp. They've taken out 10,000 of our men in a single attack. Before we could send in backup the Carp dug some trenches and have loaded all their weapons in preparation for their next attack.
THEY FEAR NOTHING.
We have some tanks trying to keep them in their trenches but I don't think it will hold them back for long. When those Carp manage to get past our tanks they will reach the last of our men and will rekt them all.
WE NEED YOUR HELP /POL/! PLEASE SEND AS MANY TROOPS AS YOU CAN TO HELP US. THE EMUS ARE TOO FUCKING LAZY TO DO ANYTHING AND ALL THE MUSLIMS AND SHITSKINS WENT TO CHRISTMAS ISLAND. HELP US!!