Mission accomplished
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/675899/Islamic-State-Bulldozer-captured-Syrian-army
>>75819019
Nice!!
GOOD JOB SNAKE!
ISIS BTFO
>>75819019
Well, I guess we won
Thanks, Obama!
Going to sleep cozy tonight knowing this fat fuck is getting his nuts electrocuted
>>75819019
Good work. Now navigate the minefield! Contact Nastasha if you'd like to learn more about .50 BMG machine guns
>>75819019
Wtf kind of assfag uses tranquilizers on a boss, he's just gonna die in a cutscene anyway.
HAHAHAH YES! All those 100s of threads that he made here where he showed off his muscles and called us cucks really made me angry
>>75819019
He's not exactly easy to miss.
Big guy, small dick. Very happy this degenerate doesn't exist.
Furthermore, every video I've seen of an Isis member captured they all seem to cry and whimper like a wet dog. The more of these apes dead the merrier.
>>75819019
Pretty sure that's the asshole who slapped my gf on the ass
will we see a video from the syrian army showing his execution?
>>75820760
How do you know his dick is small lol?
>>75820927
I don't get it, why do these fuckers allow themselves to be captured knowing damn well they are going to be tortured for days before being slowly decapitated? If I was in their place, I'd do like the Japs and Kamikaze.
>>75819019
i want him to fuck me
>>75821152
Maybe they got him in his sleep.
>>75821463
maybe he...dozed off.
*puts shades on*
>>75821830
Wrong order you fucking faggot. I bet you've never seen an episode of CSI Miami in your life.
>>75821830
That was a bull'd move, Cotton.
Let's see if it pays off.
>>75822010
Bet you haven't seen the terminator asshole, "I'll be back soon"
>>75819019
I guess that explains all the reports of rations covered in C4 lying around the battlefields of Syria.
<BULLDOZER> performs BULLET WIND!
<SAA_GOON> dodges BULLDOZER's BULLET WIND!
<SAA_GOON> performs TAKE AIM!
<BULLDOZER> performs HYPE UP!
<SAA_GOON> fires!
<SAA_GOON> crits <BULLDOZER> for 10 damage!
<BULLDOZER> has HYPED UP!
<BULLDOZER> heals 12 damage!
<BULLDOZER> gets a free turn!
<BULLDOZER> performs PKP RAMPAGE!
<BULLDOZER> destroys <SAA_GOON>'s cover!
<BULLDOZER> hits <SAA_GOON> for 7 damage!
<SAA_GOON> is wounded!
<BULLDOZER> performs AMPUTATE LIMB!
<SAA_GOON> loses a leg!
<SAA_GOON> loses an arm!
<SAA_GOON> loses a head!
<SAA_GOON> has DIED!
<BULLDOZER> receives 43 of 7.62×39mm rounds.
<BULLDOZER> receives 13 of 9×18mm rounds.
<BULLDOZER> receives 1 x F1 hand grenade.
! C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S !
<BULLDOZER> has reached level 18!
<BULLDOZER>'s proficiency in scimitars has increased to 52.
<BULLDOZER>'s proficiency in machine guns has increased to 100.
<BULLDOZER> has gained a perk point!
<BULLDOZER> purchases perk HAJI RAVEN, increasing his ammunition count by 50%!
