> If we turn against each other based on division of race or religion. If-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if we fall for, you know, a bunch of okie-doke, just because, you know it-it-it. You know, it-it-it-it-it-it sounds funny or the tweets are provocative.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSxo9-Z5Ki0&feature=youtu.be
HAHAHAHAHAHAH what a stupid fucking nigger.
get him the fuck out of the white house before he destroys whatever is left of this country.
fuck this faggot
M-mayve he's just a cute trap like me <:3
>>75798526
post your ears
>>75798134
what a joke
>>75798134
this is YTP material.
>>75798134
Did he have a stroke?
>>75798134
Forward to the emperor's twitter account please.
lol wtf is okie-doke
Saw that if if if if earlier today. Man if if if it it it it it it was if if if difficult to watch it it it it.
My senile if if if grandfather if and my two year if if if if if if if old son if are more it it it it articulate if if if if.
If if if if if if if if it it it it
Okie dokie
>>75798769
Wow, maybe?!
how is
> If we turn against each other based on division of race or religion. If-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if we fall for, you know, a bunch of okie-doke, just because, you know it-it-it. You know, it-it-it-it-it-it sounds funny or the tweets are provocative.
equal to
>if we turn against each other, we won't build on progress
Also what's a bunch of okie dock?
>>75798804
very funny according to that audience
>>75798134
>I bought into the meme that he was a good public speaker
>I could probably do it better than him
wew lad
Holy fucking shit I thought you were exaggerating on the ifs
>>75798804
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=OKIE-DOKE
>>75798964
I laughed too tho
dunno what the fuck he is talking about
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5dFBL-r2dSM
When he paused it reminded of this guy
>>75798134
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSxo9-Z5Ki0&feature=youtu.be
wtf is this proof that Obama is just like the Rubio
a robot to rule us all?
>>75798913
if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if
okie doke?
>>75798134
>oakie doke
Listen closely to the okie doke part, you can hear the inner KANG coming out
>>75798134
>Marco Rubio dispells the notion that Obama is a better speaker
>>75798134
I laughed. My god, what an imbecile. Does he have a single original thought in his head?
y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-too
>>75798134
Obama is Fred Arminsen tier.
https://youtu.be/7e-GKmiM6U8?t=17
>>75799084
well after the long pause everyone was so nervous they would've laughed at pretty much anything
Wow he messed up once in an hour long speech. How bad!
>>75798722
guys? yes? no? It'd be funnnnnyyyyyy~
>>75799069
-A joke played on someone. Someone getting played for a fool.
-Also, someone who is fake or is a joke.
"I felt like a dumbass when that nigga hit me with the okie doke."
"I keep it real homeboy. I ain't no okie doke."
>>75799004
>Have speeches prepared for you
>Practice them a lot, get constant coaching, because that's all your job is.
>Oh wooow anon, you're such a great orator
>>75798134
ah yes that progress he started
all that progress
somewhere around here
>tfw Obama will go down in history as a good president when in fact he was one of the worst
JUST
>>75798134
King Spook needs to fuck off out of here
[This user has been sentenced to 50 lashes for Online Hate Speech}
Still a better speaker than Trump.
I'm making the if sequence my new ringtone
>>75799133
Forgot link
https://youtu.be/EbqaxWjIgOg
>>75798134
Fuck this fucking nigger.
>>75799371
but can he draw circles around the states?
>>75798722
>>75799311
>funnnnnyyyyyy~
I don't know what YTP is, but fuck you faggot
>>75799332
>this kills the country
What the fuck was that ?
That's just fucking embarrassing man, the expression of his face, the stuttering, you can hear the fucking fear in his voice.
>>75799516
YouTube poop you fucking underage newfag.
I still hold to my belief that Obama isn't any smarter than Bush was, hell maybe even a few IQ points below Dubya, it's just that he has a great speech writing team and is very adamant in preserving his polished public persona. Bush didn't really give a fuck, people knew he was from Texas.
He'll be out of office soon. Then he can cry his crocidile tears over all his work being undone.
To be honest if you hold thousands of speeches in your lifetime, they are surely some bad among them. I don't like Obama, but things like that can happen to everyone.
>>75799619
nah obama is smart; he was a professor at harvard.
>>75798134
>T-T-RUMP...HE-HE-HE-HE-HE NOT A GUD BOY!
>>75799311
you don't need our permission double nigger
>>75799699
well he is actually known for being shit orator without his teleprompter
>>75799516
Uncultured maple-sucker.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>75798134
Man, reminds to never have an excessively clean image. Once the mask falls off, you look like an idiot.
>>75799703
or rather, universtiy of chicago.
>>75799747
but but but but but but I don't have sony vegas!
>>75798134
lmaooooo holy shit this is like hugh hefner getting uncomfortable around qt 18 year olds. don got all these fags shook forreal, he is unstumpable
>>75799726
n-n-n-n-n-now see heah, d-d-d-d-d-dat Twump i-i-i-i-is a mean man! h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-he d-d-d-d-d-did do summin!
>>75799699
He has a lot of bad ones though whenever the teleprompter fucks up he becomes a stuttering mess. And even on his good speeches I feel like a kid in College could give a powerpoint presentation to the class better than he can talk.
>>75799703
>>75799887
>Implying professors are smart
>>75798134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1ksZElODdg
Th-h-h-h-h-h-hat's all folks.
>Someone make that a meme
>>75800004
top kek
one of obamas sons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui8KKdzQg88
i think its meant to be a mixtape sample
I had a dream that obammy's telepompter fell on him & killed him. Maybe this is what the dream meant.
>>75799040
AH HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HA!
>>75799896
pirate it
no one pays for vegas
>If-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-If-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if
Was his processors malfunctioning?
Should Trump have a Stutterin' Barack nickname now?
>>75798134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyW9e5QdWxk
Obama has always had the stutter
>>75800387
uh... how? I've never even torrented anything in my life.
was that halfnig having a fucking stroke or he is that bad without his teleprompter?
>>75798134
If the Mighty Obongo has to tell us, over and over again, how "good things are...really..." then just how good must they actually be?
>>75800513
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gBzJGckMYO4
>>75800514
paying cuck
>>75800576
Bad without teleprompter
>>75799703
>le education meme
he is probly smart though, he is the president, at least it shows he can cuck the entire democratic party
>>75800678
WOAH DIS NEGRO ARTICULATE
>>75798134
>>75798134
B-B-B-B-BABY YOU AIN'T SEEN NU-NU-NU-NU-NU-NUTHIN' YET
>>75798134
that newscaster bitches face at the end, top kek
>>75798134
Nah, his teleprompter was working fine. Kek (dbuh) just watched a little too much Bruce Almighty:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1o9ZWqCnKk
>>75800713
fucking hell, i haven't cringed this much since i witnessed a perma-virgin that got wasted on vodka just to get the courage to speak to a chick. He was actually way more decent
>>75800514
sounds that way
>>75799619
>people knew he was from Texas.
still falling for this meme
>bush was born in Connecticut
>educated in east coast schools
>yale
>doesn't move to Tx until his 30's
but guise he's from Tx
>>75799173
i try to explain this shit to all the faggots on here that say "blacks" arent the same as niggers...bullshit they all have that inner nigger just waiting to come out, they just have to be...triggered!
> If we turn against each other based on division of race or religion. If-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if we fall for, you know, a bunch of okie-doke, just because, you know it-it-it. You know, it-it-it-it-it-it sounds funny or the tweets are provocative.
Why did all the DinDu's get loud when he said "OKIE-DOKE"? Is that nignog for something?
HOLY FUCKING KEK
I thought you were exaggerating. This is Grade-A comedy.
I mean come on guys, we all make mistakes.
What's the worst Obama has done?
>>75798134
The American people are banding together against illegal alien invaders and violent Arabs. This is how we will progress forward.
>>75799173
he a good boi, dat cracka bin keepin him down n shiet, he dindu nuffin
>>75799516
>I don't know what YTP is
>>75801315
It's only 1 of the most ancient memes, and all.
>>75798134
LOL Stuttering prick
>>75798134
>not even bothering to take the time to read your pre-written speeches to gewt the general idea
Pretty fucking sad.
>32 here, very far right leaning now. Used to be massive fucking liberal. Voted Kerry to 04, Obama 08, then I woke up and stopped voting.
>I am so sorry man. Voting for trump simply out of spite of the SJW left. I am so sorry.
>>75799516
I'm actually sad that you are this much of a new faggot.
I-i-is the s-stuttering meme b-b-b-back?
>>75798134
Can you Burgers please do the right thang and hang this kang?
>>75798134
>>75801642
>ned stark lives on carrying justice to faggots
Why the fuck is it legal for a president to advocate against presidential candidates?
Fuck off, your time is done. Let the nation decide. The entire purpose of the term limit is to make sure you can't influence future America.
>>75798913
falling for the okie doke means you fell for a trick. It's old mid-western/southern slang, and Obama was trying to fit in.
>>75798134
what an asshole lmao
>>75799285
If if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if NOT AN ARGUMENT
>>75798134
if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if we okie doikie
>>75798134
THIS IS THE BACKUP FOR SHILLARY
>>75798769
Was Michael near by.
Is Obama a robot? How many are there?
>>75799928
>teleprompter fucks up he becomes a stuttering mess
Most Presidents, though perhaps not recently, don't actually use teleprompters for speeches dumbshit, they use it to make sure they can cover their ass by making sure every single fucking word, sentence, implication and blah blah is mostly known to them after everyone rubs one out on his mouth when he's done speaking.
kill yourself britian
>>75802364
wow thats some subliminal NLP shit
>>75799040
If anything, he didn't write enough. Fucking LOL.
>>75799004
Shit, agreed. I think even I would do better than him. Trump is a excellent orator, shit, this dude rallies and has press conferences all day.
>>75799328
i hate niggers so much
What does okie doke mean?
>>75799516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q6OpWW_dw0
>>75799095
at least ruboto converted to the other side
>>75802614
Yea it was a glitch due to shitty nigger programming.
>>75802364
Oh Jezus save us
>>75798134
Oh Lord
what
have
you
done
>JUST
>if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if you know if-if-if-if-if-if
Just imagine all the brain damage he provoked himself doing that
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if
Somebody should count the ifs
>>75799601
>>75799831
>>75801315
>>75801648
>YTP
>relevant
>watched by anyone older than 18
>humorous
>entertaining
Pick ONE (1) if you can count that high, faggots.
>>75799446
idk why but ive always been creeped out by that kind of animation. eer since shit like gumby
>>75803174
I counted 13-15
>>75798134
He sounds autistic without a teleprompter
>If-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if we fall for, you know, a bunch of okie-doke, just because, you know it-it-it.
What did he mean by this?
No seriously, what the fuck did he mean by this?
What progress
>>75803048
Baloney or claptrap
>>75803225
Watch out folks
Very important leaf here
>>75803454
I've never heard anyone use it before. I've heard okie-dokie but never okie doke.
>>75799285
1 mess up every hour for 8 years really adds up.
>>75801642
why did john cena kill this man
did he died?
>>75803699
Pro Islam faggot RIGHT after Brussels attack.
>>75803225
Sure thing syrupnigger.
>>75798134
When will they learn you can never stump the trump. It'll only destroy your career
>>75798134
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>75798134
>>75800132
I second this request.
This is definitely meme worthy.
President Okie Doke.
President Choke a doke.
President Iffy
T t t t t t t t t t t t t today junior
i-i-if-if-if-if-i-i-i-i-if-if
Jesus Christ. Get this nigger to the old folk's home.
>>75799040
holy shit me too but he could've got away with a few more there easy
>>75799601
Ah fuck, it's Summer time, isn't it?
>>75803962
10/10 anon
>>75798769
Teleprompter when out he literally malfunctioned
>>75803091
This is the best Trump one out there, next to "The actual Republican debate"
>>75799219
Of course not. This video clip belongs in a cringe thread. The fact that he's our current Commander-in-Chief is appalling.
>>75798769
Brain shart.
>>75798134
>be King Nigger
>spend 8 years sowing racial division
>white people get a little bit sick of it
>"uh wow... can you n-n-n-n-n-not?"
>>75802980
>Trump is an excellent orator
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>75804720
Always a leaf
D-d-d-d-d-d-donald is wrong about this
h-hes so wrong
>>75804720
Trump is compared to Obama, Clinton, and Sanders my leaf friend
>>75799350
Only if hitlary wins
Who put that many ifs on the teleprompter?
>>75804720
Why is it always a fucking leaf. Every day I am humiliated by my own countrymen on this board. It's like you're actively making us look bad or something.
Greatest orator of all time r-r-r-right guys.
>>75804720
t. "Bushwhackers are excellent firemen"
>>75804022
Bump
>>75803962
Saved
You're doing gods work anon
>>75800513
What the fuck
>>75805404
obama just said white people don't face discrimination
>>75804874
>>75804912
>>75805171
>>75805313
Alright faggots, prove to me that Trump can speak on the spot without sounding like an illiterate first grader.
I'll wait.
>>75804720
He never uses a teleprompter
>>75805952
He's better than your faggot leader.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp_O3liJpu8
>>75798134
>Obama is a genius
>>75804720
the eternal leaf strikes again
>>75805952
Tune into a rally sometime fucking retard
>>75805952
https://youtu.be/Rksd80-FCAw
>>75804874
>>75804912
>>75805171
>>75805313
>>75805986
>>75806037
>>75806192
>>75806209
All these (you)s... Mmmm... So delicious.
Also Trump is still a fucking clueless, unqualified moron who will lose to Shillary regardless of how much you idiots crave otherwise.
And I hate my PM.
>>75806578
>"And I hate my PM."
Oh, I'm well aware of that. I'ts 2016! Why isn't it a black transsexual president instead of this WHITE MALE!?
>>75799516
to be honest lads i'm old as fuck, knew what youtube poop was but it was cancerous, for me at least. I stayed well clear and YTP didn't ring any bells because it was discarded as cancer.
forgive me lads
>>75801642
I never get tired of watching that webm
>>75798134
>okie-doke
>huge applause
Why
>>75804403
Can anyone sauce this?
>>75799285
r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-really makes... you t-t-t-t-t-think.
>>75808152
obama could get infront of a microphone and say
>m-m-muh fukn d-d-dick n-n-nigga
and everyone would applaud
>>75798134
This is the man in charge of leading my country.
This is not funny.
so exactly how many ifs was that?
i'm guessing anywhere between 50-60
>>75808628
stupid okie doke
>>75799371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6WHBO_Qc-Q
>>75798134
AHHHHidontremember.webm
>>75799350
>If we ever get another nigger president, it will be hotly contested as to who was worse
>>75799133
Still the first thing I think of when someone uses that phrase.
>>75798134
There is a reason Trump has called him the teleprompter President. Fucking Pathetic.
>>75804720
Fuck you leaf Trump is a great public Speaker. Pic related.
>>75799516
A F U C K I N G L E A F
>>75805952
Get out of my country.
Fake as fuck, obviously edited.
>>75810647
Nice shilling there 7/10
>>75803225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2W9mx6ORSM
>>75798134
fill in the blank
>>75798134
is this real
>>75798526
>>75801642
http://youtu.be/MyW9e5QdWxk
Him without one anywhere
>>75799095
Why's that in Polish?
>>75799516
it's like montage parodies, but worse
montage parodies are kick ass
>>75814091
I've watched this again and again. I don't know if that punch was super hard or whether that guy was just a pussy. Or both. He obviously looks the part (the guy throwing the punch), but it really doesn't look like he's doing it too hard. But the nu male's nose is instantly bloodied and his glasses fucking fly off. I don't know what to think.
>>75798134
Holly shit this is gold.
>>75798134
>>75798134
IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT Progress that we've started
>>75798134
https://youtu.be/xuQNt45Cjkc
>>75815273
Most importantly, these nu males will be mana from heaven for the coming Freikorps
>>75798769
HOLD THE DOOR
can we meme #ObamaGotStumped?
>>75798134
Simple example of meme magic. TY Lord Kek
I thought you guys were fucking memeing. He turns into a fucking machine gun of if's.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
>>75815273
Wonder why most herbivore dinosaurs got fucked up by others?
>>75803962
incredible
>>75798134
Obama is a good meme wizard however he ran out of mana this time
>>75798134
he simply was upgrading, the connection lag'd
happens
https://youtu.be/HjvCxWKJCS8
reminds me of this
>>75798804
That's an American Okizeme. Gotta hit him with that okie-doke.
>>75798134
his speaking was always very overrated
only got a pass for being black
>>75798134
He has THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST words.
>>75798134
Nice $9T of """"progress"""" on that deficit Obongo
If we turn against each other based on divisions of race or religion if if if if if if if if if if if we if we fall for you know a a bunch of okie doke just because it it you know it it uh you know it it it it sounds funny or the tweets are provocative then we're not going to build on the progress that we started.
>>75804720
HUSH! hahahaha
>>75799703
>professor at harvard.
GUEST lecturer.
Not faculty. Not on staff. Paid by the hour wagemonkey like the rest of adjunct shit trying to push through the film.
You are either ignorant and rely on people like me to correct you or race-pimp blind in your zeal of this sham presidency.
>>75800471
Lookie here folks, see I watch the news. I have a big television. It's huge. The news I like the news. I watch the news. So here is this man who, I dunno, clearly you know, doesn't know what is saying. so he mumbles his way through some boring speech - I give huge ones and millions show up you know, everyone loves them. So what we have here is a president that can't think without a teleprompter and goes all stupid.
Stupid Stutterin' Sotero, folks.
Blabbin' Barack
>>75799219
weedman sounds just like him... uhhh ehh uhmm ehrrrr uhhh after every word. gee i wonder who put these clowns in "charge"
>>75798134
Do people like him really think that stuttering and saying IF 10 times is better than shutting up for 3 seconds gathering your thoughts and saying what you want? the fuck
>>75803099
He was debugged
>>75798134
is he trying to trying to do a trump style improv?
>meme magic?
OKIE-DOKE?
OKIE-DOKE?
OKIE-DOKE?
What the fuck is OKIE-DOKE?
I have never heard anyone say OKIE-DOKE!
OKIE-DOKEY? Always! But never,ever OKIE-DOKE.
He absolutely, unequivocally, has no grasp of common language.
I believe that he would read absolutely anything on the teleprompter.
>>75823289
it's fag south speak like yall
>>75798134
kek willed it one does not simply attempt to stump the trump
>>75823347
southerner here. Never heard that shit.
>>75823347
Fuck you yinser
Stupid nigger.
>>75824638
>>75824677
haha enjoy your post-reconstruction
>>75823289
hes making fun of white people
just another nigger being a nigger
O K I E - D O K E
K
I
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D
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K
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa8OG9ntdpo
>>75810387
>Having to pick the pre-prepared speech as an example of trumps speaking
Pic related, Trump speaking
>if if if iif if eh-eh-eh-mehmeh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyW9e5QdWxk
>but but bu buk buk bukbuk
First he clucks like a duck now he bleets like a goat.
Fuck's wrong with him, why is he impersonating farm animals?
I think we should start calling him Barnyard Obama.
>>75798134
>Dude, like um, you know, like...uh...if...if if if, uh, you know, like, we like, you know, like, Donald Trump....you know....like, on Twitter....he's like, you know, it...it's like, uh, you know...uh, he's like, you know, like, uh....you know, like, if we're all, like provocative, and like, you know, like, Donald Trump, like...he's like a racist and junk. """""""""""BUILD A WALL""""""""""" :DDDD amirite lol?
It has officially been proven. Barack Obama without his teleprompter is about as articulate as the average Bernie supporter.
>>75827164
fucking great kino
>>75827420
Still better than Obama.
>>75799747
You triple nigger
>>75799934
Depends on the university/city/field
>ih-IHH, ih-vihh, ih-ih-IH IF, IF, IF, IF, IF, IF, IF-IF-IF
What did he mean by this?
>>75823289
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=okey%20doke
>>75798134
>we wont continue down the path that i put us on
THATS THE FUCKING POINT. YOU CALL IT PROGRESS, I CALL IT DISASTER AND I WANT IT TO GO AWAY
>>75799272
>Obama is Fred Arminsen tier.
EXACTLY my thought. Fucking Portlandia made it to the White House somehow.
>>75804874
Surprised? Trees drop em on the ground when their done with em. Leafs are useless. They'll just keep growing back, waiting for someone else to clean up after the mess that they are.
>>75798134
Trump would have annihilated this faggot if he ran in 2012.
>>75824638
Yankee that moved South here. The only South speak I hear is yall, and it's somewhat uncommon.
>>75830325
be careful!
