Sir we've heard from an anonymous tip that you have a magazine with a capacity above 10 in your home.
Would you mind opening up so we could come take a look?
Sure, come on in.
>triggers IEDs I've hidden in the walls and floor of my house
Sure, come on in.
>unleashes Katana
>>75782377
Sure come on in.
>Fully undress in hopes they gang-ravage my boipuccii.
>>75782377
My response leaves the barrel at approx 3200fps. Come & take them.
>>75782377
Sure, come in.
*flips tunic
What's the matter boys? Heh.... afraid of the dark are we?
*crazy eye
*unleashes the darkness
>>75783293
Sure. But first you've got to stop being dumb and bin that gun.
W-what? I don't have any weapo-
>arrested for smuggling chewing gum
"Come on in, boys. I'm nude"
>>75782377
I have found that 9 rounds in a 10 round magazine shoot just fine. Er, unless you're some sort of spray and pray nigger shooter.
>>75782377
Do you have a warrant?
>does a flip
>>75782377
Yes, I wouldn't.
>a magazine? Are you calling me a bitch, pussy?
>opens front door, pantsless/rotating hips
>helicopter ding-dong
>alllah 'akbar wahadha lm yakun siwaa shaqiq muzahatan
Cyka blyat, what weapons jebana v rot. Idi nahuy
I have the magazine right here. As you can see, it just takes 10, reeaaly large bullets.
>>75782377
Knew I shouldnt have bought that catering-pack of plastic forks from Ikea. It's a fair cop.
I ONLY READ THEM FOR THE ARTICLES.
>>75782377
Okay, but stay out of the basement. That's where I keep my child porn.
