Alright fellow /pol/acks, as you well know, the globalist leftist kike media has suddenly decided to shill Gary Johnson. Oddly enough, these same news stations felt content to pretend that he didn't exist all through the primaries; but now that Shillary is next in line to the throne, they've decided to pull a spoiler on us.
Democrats are all hardcore pleb sheep, and will vote for Hillary and gibsmedats no matter what. The only person Johnson would hurt is Trump; whom Johnson will leech capitalist votes from.
Trump has built his campaign on being ambiguously moderate, while still nationalist and alpha. Then this fucker comes along and tries to steal his thunder. He literally called Trump "racist" for wanting to build a wall - something an airhead SJW on Tumblr would say. Johnson's state of New Mexico is blue as fuck, because Mexicans don't vote for libertarianism, just gibs. The entire Libertarian Party is bunk and worthless.
Now, let's think of some ways we can ruin Johnson's career - the same way we did Yeb and Rato. I'm thinking of giving him a Trump-style nickname like "Open-Borders Johnson"; which is similar to Trump's other insult names like "Lyin' Ted" and "Crooked Hillary". We need to also give him a /pol/ nickname. Any thoughts?
>>75762881
>the globalist leftist kike media
I'd worry more about the global rightist kike media: Drudgereport and Breitbart. If they turn on Trump then it's over for him.
>>75763169
Nice try Soros.
Unprotected Johnson
>>75763297
Nice.
It's a reference to how not wearing a condom can lead to AIDS; just like not building a wall can lead to social parasites.
>>75763250
hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm5Je73bYOY
>>75762881
I believe the best strategy is to try and shill him to Hillary voters. Maybe try to go down the dude weed lmao path or something? Won't that attract a few gibsmedat-voters?
>>75762881
>hey guise its a conspiracy
Libertarians have been running since the 1970s dipshit.
>>75763169
>>75763431
Ignore this CTR agent.
He keeps advocating for being free of Jews, while helping Hillary win. Also, he thinks capitalism will be safe if we let more Mexicans in.
>>75762881
there is no need to attack johnson, just ignore him, because he is irrelevant.
Attacking him only gives him attention he doesnt deserve.
Checkem.
>>75763536
Yeah, I remember that time they got slightly over 1% in the '80s.
Doc Johnson
unconscious sex toy association, brains of population knowing that name from somewhere. Their shameful dildo purchase!
Nipped in the bud.
>>75763542
Where the hell did you get any of that? All I did was point out that Trump is a friend of Netanyahu's and that the jew media loves him. How the fuck does that make me for shillary or mexicans?
>>75763536
yeah but when was the last time they were promoted this heavily in the mainstream media?
the answer is fucking never.
>two term governor
>has climbed everest
He's based as fuck. Hope he takes enough votes from Trump
>>75763800
Point proved.
Johnson is the Shillary choice.
>worrying about libertarians
They literally cannot be relevant in American politics. Even Ron and Rand couldn't do it, so fucking Gary definitely can't do it. Hes basically turned the american libertarian party into 'dude weed lmao merica edition'
>Its also like you all forgot about the fat naked dancing libertarian from just a couple days ago who completely ruined any chances of any libertarian ever being put in any political office ever again.
Trump has nothing to worry about when it comes to libertarians. The movement commited suduko.
>>75762881
>Libertarians
>Shooting Girl Scouts trying to sell you cookies for tresspassing on your property is OK
>Building a wall to protect your country (an extension of your property) from invaders and leeches is morally wrong
These people are complete fucking retards. When will the Libertarian meme die?
>>75764008
Found the trumpshill
>>75764118
They're controlled opposition. They're giving a "government go away" false option to the people, many of them will root for that instead of being interested in fixing the corruption and incompetence.
>>75762881
>Oddly enough, these same news stations felt content to pretend that he didn't exist all through the primaries
or the last two elections, which he was part of
>>75764271
Quit giving yourself out so easily if you want to be effective. I don't know what they're paying you but it's too much. You're shit at it.
>>75763757
You are just a fag, get out of the thread
>>75762881
we should start a hashtag #feelthebernforjohnson
There have always been 3rd party candidates in every election. They only make noise if you give them a platform or pay attention to them.
>>75764404
True enough; but this isn't just a coincidence.
The Dems actually fear Trump. having all the leftist news sources shilling Johnson in the last few days is part of their plan to take votes away from him.
Point out his Bernie praise and appeal to Bernouts, some of them really hate Hillary
Otherwise his VP is for gun control, Jonhson himself parrots the usual antigun bullshit "we need to have a discussion"
This alone will murder him with nearly all Republicans
>>75764477
no u faget
>>75764642
I hope Bernie runs as VP for the green party as his final F-U to the democrats.
>>75763169
>implying Drudge is anti-Trump
Just look at the page right now
Literally taking the piss out on Jeff Bezos right now for anti-Trump shilling
>>75763785
>What is media saturation
Johnson actually got a fair amount of press in 2012, but it will never rival the two-party frontrunners.
>>75764783
>Stein and Sanders
The concentrated Jewery would be so strong, I wouldn't be surprised if they started shitting matzo bread.
>>75762881
This fuck wants big government and stricter gun control. No self-respecting libertarian would vote for Johnson.
>>75762881
>Trump has built his campaign on being ambiguously moderate, while still nationalist and alpha
AHAHAHAHA
Cuck literally pandered to trannies and faggots. He's a pure populist type who says anything people want to hear and flops 3 times a day on various subjects, only delusional lunatics would find him "nationalistic".
>we did Yeb and Rato
>we
[delusion intensifies]
>>75764686
Yeah this is pretty ridiculous. Makes it seem more apparent that the Libertarians are just a Democrat front group.
>>75762881
Fuck off two-party shill, your meme-candidate isn't going to win.
#FeelTheJohnson
>>75764991
>[delusion intensifies]
[shilling intensifies]
You shills always remind me that we're right.
>>75764118
Does attacking a straw man make you feel your argument is somehow convincing?
>>75765103
> feel the Johnson
I bet you feel the Johnson every night. Is it long and hard?
>>75764897
I know Drudge is pro-trump right now, my point was that he's a jew just like any other and could turn on Trump in a heartbeat if he thought he could profit more from it.
>>75765113
>Whoever doesn't agree with my meme candidate is a shill
>>75762881
>posting a picture with crosshairs over the face of a political candidate on a known cesspool of hate
Smart anon.
>>75765191
Does being a Libertarian make you feel intellectually superior?
>>75765194
Not as hard as you manchildren unironically feel your meme candidate.
Back to Facebook, bucko
>>75765267
Oh c'mon, they know we don't go outside. The FBI has been waiting for us to make a move for decades. They've given up.
>>75765270
Yes. It only takes an IQ of about 60 to unironically support a meme candidate like Trump.
You know this board is satire, right?
>>75765257
Posting as a foreign on an Trump board supported by Americans makes you a shill.
Meme candidate every globalist and NWO backer is trying to stop is what non-brainwashed America wants.
>>75765257
You must be that lefty Polish liberal who's butthurt about Law and Justice winning the election.
Cuck opinions don't matter.
>>75765427
>he fell for the satire meme
IQ of 50 detected
The Hillary shills aren't even trying to fit in anymore. And this thread makes it abundantly clear that they are supporting #FeelTheJohnson.
>>75765427
>Supporting Gary Johnson
>Referring to any other candidate as a "meme candidate"
Hows it feel knowing that people take even Bernie Sanders more seriously than a Libertarian candidate?
>>75765427
Yes, NWO Hillary is clearly the intellectual choice, and has many high-IQ supporters like niggers, Mexicans, and Tumblrites.
>>75765539
>Unironically supporting memes
>Argentina
Hmmm
>>75765628
>Hows it feel knowing that people take even Bernie Sanders more seriously than a Libertarian candidate?
No shit, the two-party system and electoral college assures any third-party isn't taken seriously.
You shills need to think of better arguments
>>75765419
There are always outliers.
I don't fucking understand how Libertarian voters are stupid enough to vote for him in this election. 10% of votes to Johnson? they're literally fucking voting for Hillary, whom they hate. It blows my fucking mind.
>>75765055
>>75765689
>Believing Trump IQ meme
Even if his iq IS that high, the way he speaks and attracts support is obvious bait for knuckle-dragging retards
>I will build a wall! A GREAT wall! The BEST well!
>>75765689
if you think that chart has any factual basis you are clearly retarded.
>>75765851
FPTP. You have to be retarded not to understand what happens if you vote for a third party. Most people here aren't quite that retarded (even though you shills might believe so).
>>75765486
>Trump board
Great meme friendo, on par with "anime imageboard".
>Meme candidate every globalist and NWO backer is trying to stop
Oh yeah, and why actually? Does he oppose any globalist agenda, like LGBT, degeneracy, "global warming"? Does he actually have any clear agenda aside from "wall" meme?
>>75765488
I am fiscally and socially conservative. I believe Cruz was the best option you had - he opposed both moth dangerous leftist inventions - faggot, trannies and all the other LGBT bullshit, "global warming" hoax, all forms of socialism. Instead you decided to back a populist who was openly a liberal 20 years ago, flopped on almost every issue, wants to allow trannies using the bathrooms and "push homosexual rights even forward". You dumb fucks don't even know why are you actually backing him aside from spewing "MAGA" and "wall" memes. But well, that's the future you chose. It just confirms every stereotype about Americans.
>>75765851
You had Ron/Rand Paul as well running as Republicans and they had nowhere near the popular support that Bernie does running as a Democrat. Face it, you guys are losers who appeal to conspiratards and fringe members of society, and thats all youll ever be.
>>75766169
>LGBT
Too late.
>degeneracy
He's only going to be president, not fuhrer. He can't solve degeneracy.
>"global warming"
He wants to deregulate to allow reindustrialization.
>Does he actually have any clear agenda aside from "wall" meme?
He's against NAFTA/TPP/TTIP. That's pretty much the most important thing about him (which you left out, obviously).
This is why the establishment is against him (but they can't attack that directly too much, because most people are with him on that).
>>75766075
You are literally part of the problem.
>>75766187
>they had nowhere near the popular support that Bernie does running as a Democrat
No shit, millennials are obsessed with socialist ideologies because they didn't experience the Soviet era.
It's retards like you that drive this flawed system and resort to pushing meme-candidates rather than promoting good policy.
>>75762881
>taking down
You're wasting your time freedombro. Don't fall for the bait.
>>75766029
Not an argument.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rksd80-FCAw
>>75766169
>MUH GAY MARRIAGE
>MUH GLOBAL WARMING
Have you been to America, like ever? We have way bigger issues than this Evangelical horseshit. Boring, faux-outrage issues like these pushed by the media have been the center of Cuckservative NeoCon policies for decades, and here we are, in 2016, still talking about these stupid, nothing issues and having accomplished absolutely nothing meaningful. The Republican has to, and will, undergo massive reform if it is to survive.
>>75766169
Cruz was the meme if fucking anything. Cruz was in with the banks and was PROVEN to have actually been pro-immigration. he stole the wall spiel from Trump halfway through the campaign to try and sap his votes. LGBT bullshit is small fucking fish compared to invasions from sandniggers and spics, and you should know that, Jan. When Trump wins and seals the fucking border, I will gladly support an anti-LGBT candidate in 2020. Trump must win if America is to be saved. A Hillary or Bernie win not only means LGBT flourishing but the destruction of the country at the hands of sandniggers and spics. The Dems will have so many fucking voters that they'll win ever presidential election for the rest of time. Trump may very well be the last chance for the Republicans to hold the White House.
>>75766520
Libertarians have been running since the 70's. They didnt win during the Cold War era, and they wont win now. You guys are losers and always will be. Take a look in the mirror, YOUR candidates are the MEME CANDIDATES.
>>75766543
>Limiting free trade
>Economic """""Recovery""""""
You people DID take economics in high school, right?
>>75766169
Cruz had no chance of winning because he was too religious for moderates; and the leftist media would have made Christcuck memes nonstop to shit on him. Also, his wife literally works for Goldman Sachs.
>>75766722
Is this supposed to be an argument? The fact this thread exists proves you low-iq manchildren are threatened by him
So, when Gary Johnson pulls enough votes away from both Hillary and Trump that neither of them can win the necessary majority, how big will the war be when the Republican congress picks Trump as the next president?
>>75766866
>Why are you fighting back and not letting Hillary win?
>>75766722
>Libertarians hold 143 elected offices in the U.S.
You're a dipshit. At a city, state, and county level, were real policy matters, Libertarians are holding their own.
>>75766420
>>75766574
>Too late
>He can't solve degeneracy
>We have way bigger issues than this Evangelical horseshit
AHAHAHAHAHA
See? This is why you already lost and leftist triumphed. No matter what you do, you will never recover to the state before they started pushing degeneracy - and they will just keep pushing their agendas further and further.
And no, it's not true that president can't oppose degeneracy. It just takes balls to do this. Cruz had them, Trump clearly doesn't. So yeah, enjoy your moderate libtard president posing as edgy nationalist and keep taking degeneracy penis up your ass while happy merchant laughs and rubs his hands, seing how your youth become more and more addicted to sex and depraved every day. Sure, keep deluding yourself that NAFTA/TPP/TTIP economic bullshit that doesn't affect life of average American citizen is going to change anything, if it makes you feel any better.
>>75766927
>Johnson winning votes from Clinton
nice fucking meme. He will almost exclusively hurt Trump and pull all those "never Trump" Republicans away. he will doom Trump and the country as a whole.
>>75762881
Johnson isn't much of a libertarian, he supports gun control, open borders, and socialism of all things.
Also Austin Peterson gave him a replica flintlock as a concession gift and Johnson threw it in the trash like a dick.
>>75764783
I would love to see it too but Bernie is too much of a pussy, if he had any balls he wouldn't be in the position he's in.
>>75766169
The problem is Cruz was a christcuck and is horrible to listen to speak. We have had 16y of shitty speaking presidents to listen to.
The Trump is a liberal meme is as dumb as his bankruptcy meme. Sure he incidentally supports liberal things, surprise "conservatives" don't have a monopoly on truth, but that doesn't make him a liberal.
He is a centrist by virtue of being as practical as possible. We need that philosophy because the opposite, vision of the anointed, I'll make shit up by virtue of being smarter than you aka Obama's philosophy clearly doesn't work. It's also what Hillary will do but less so, just more running scams than anything
>>75767104
>>75766976
Johnson draws votes from both major parties equally.
Courtesy of your own "alt-right" propaganda:
http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/05/30/polls-show-gary-johnson-not-hurt-trump/
>>75767219
Absolutely pig disgusting.
>>75766688
>Cruz was in with the banks and was PROVEN to have actually been pro-immigration
Yeah, and Trump was proven to support abortion, taking Syrian refugees, conroling guns and a lot of more shit. And then he flopped on the issue, just like Cruz did, except that in case of Cruz, it was the only issue he flopped on. That's what politicians do - they pander to the public.
>I will gladly support an anti-LGBT candidate in 2020
Good luck with that, by that time the Senate will vote on giving the marriage rights to incest relationships and zoophiles.
>>75766788
>Also, his wife literally works for Goldman Sachs
She doesn't anymore, and what's the fucking big deal about it anyway? What is bigger threat for the America - economical castling of the lobbies on the top that doesn't affect life of average citizen in any way, or a FUCKING KULTURKAMPF the leftist wage against Christian civlilization?
>>75767219
>he supports gun control
> socialism of all things
Citation please. You have no fucking clue what you're talking about.
Purest ancaps are literally the worst of libertarian trash. The party will stay irrelevant when retards like you give your opinion. GJ is the best shot in the US for real change.
>>75767052
>Cruz
You can stop now. The #CruzMissile thing always was a joke. You never convinced anyone.
>degeneracy
Giving power back to the states is probably going to help. There are still lots of democrats in the senate.
>Sure, keep deluding yourself that NAFTA/TPP/TTIP economic bullshit that doesn't affect life of average American citizen is going to change anything, if it makes you feel any better.
This is a nationalist board. It would require a hell of a lot of arguing from you to convince us that globalization is a good thing. We know all about comparative advantage. It has a lot of other problems which are unacceptable to us.
>>75767426
I concede I was wrong. The only thing I'd have to say is that this is just one source. We can't trust it has 100% accurate
also I still have no fucking clue what the alr right even is lmao
>>75767276
>The Trump is a liberal meme is as dumb
He literally said he would let tranny into the woman bathroom.
Also you avoided my accusation that he won't do absolutely anything to stop LGBT and degeneracy.
>>75767638
>Giving power back to the states is probably going to help
First off you'd have to change the Supreme Court judgment to the former state, and Trump doesn't plan on doing that, in fact he said that the current pro-fag marriage can't be changed.
>This is a nationalist board
Yeah and 4chan is animaymay imageboard, epic meme broseph.
>to convince us that globalization is a good thing
"Globalization" is extremely abstract term, and what I've said is that degeneracy, SJW, LGBT and cultural marxism in general are FAR bigger threat than your globalization and NAFTA, because they are real, not abstract.
>>75767426
That's irrelevant. The quesiton is, who gets the most votes sucked-away total. It is likely Trump, since Democrats are allergic to capitalism. Trump is already at a disadvantage, so Johnson would hurt him the most.
Open-Borders Johnson is a cuck and will ruin everything.
>>75768194
No, it isn't. Reread the posts I'm replying to.
>Open-Borders Johnson is a cuck and will ruin everything.
I can't take you people seriously when all you provide are non-arguments like this.
Take an economics class, break away from /pol/ for awhile, and form an original opinion rather than blindly following memes from a satirical image board
>>75768537
I'm not economically-illiterate. I know Trump isn't a perfect demigod empowered by the Egyptian frog god of cahos.
I'm just a realist and a nationalist.
>>75768537
also:
>satirical
Shill confirmed.
>taking down
No need. the libertardian party is a meme
>>75769336
It's a party of degeneracy, so I'm not surprised this happened.
>>75769203
How is it not satire when you and everyone else post retarded ass shit like your chart >>75765689
in support of your arguments? You've meme'd yourself and don't even realize it. Then you and Trumpfags want to be taken seriously lol.
>>75768873
>I'm not economically-illiterate
>Unironically supporting Trump and isolationist trade policies
>>75769887
>takes one example and says it's like all the others
Not an argument. Continue sucking EU cock and filling your country with Ahmeds, you swampnigger.
>>75770172
Not necessarily isolationist, just giving ourselves more of an advantage and cucking foreigners through tariffs, etc.
>>75763536
You obviously weren't alive then. You would've noticed the complete lack of media coverage compared to now if you were. Fuck off.
>>75765977
Maybe the range was hot, you don't know. They had their weapons pointed in a (presumably) safe direction.
>>75770172
LOL!!!
THIS GIF gets
me
every.
single.
time!
>>75770345
Calling you out on your retardation is a good enough for me. You're the one trying to justify why your mouth is around Trump's dick, not me.
>Continue sucking EU cock and filling your country with Ahmeds, you swampnigger.
I'm American travelling abroad, nice ad hom though. Expected from a Trump supporter.
>YOU DONT LIKE HIM BC YOURE A KEK!
Are you old enough to be on this site? Real question.
>>75769336
How
can
anyone
take
the
LIBERTARIANS
seriously?
This
NONSENSE
is
almost
as
BAD
as
BERNIE
SANDERS!
>>75770464
>giving ourselves more of an advantage and cucking foreigners through tariffs
This is Trump-o-nomics nonsense. Tariffs abide by the law of demand just like domestic markets do. Quantity demanded for exports will decrease and lead to stifled market activity.
Discouraging other countries from investing in the United States is seriously nonsensical.
>>75771123
Okay then, let's see your defense for Hillary.
Let me get some popcorn.
>>75770523
>>75770822
>Yes goyim.... don't support that unwinnable third-party...
>>75763169
>Breitbart
Are you fucking jocking m8? Breitbart is just HuffPo for the right
>>75762881
>Democrats are all hardcore pleb sheep, and will vote for Hillary and gibsmedats no matter what. The only person Johnson would hurt is Trump; whom Johnson will leech capitalist votes from.
Not really. Johnson's a big lefty and is openly catering to Hernie voters. At this rate he'll get twice as much votes from Bernouts than from cuckservatives.
>>75771499
Hillary can rot in hell.
I watch at least 4 American news channels regularly and I've heard Gary Johnson mentioned EXACTLY twice. Holy shit find new material.
>>75771047
>>75771343
WHAT.
DO.
YOU.
THINK.
OF. THEEs.
POSTS?
>>75771394
Many countries are bound to us by our past developments and trade laws. We run NATO and SEATO. The cucks have no choice but to invest in us. Even if we lose some outsourcing and imports, so what? It will just cause us to be more self-reliant. Local industries are safer and more controllable than relying on chinks and sandniggers for everything.
>>75771343
underrated post.
>>75771732
Well you know there's only two choices in this election, don't you dumbshit?
Don't call me a stupid memer when you think voting for Johnson is helpful in any way.
>>75762881
>comes along
Johnson has run in the last three elections at least.
Trump is a Zionist shill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEg8m3MZA8k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F0Xx-oQKsU
>>75772127
Am I somehow forced to support either of the two idiots?
>>75771868
>Local industries are safer and more controllable than relying on chinks and sandniggers for everything.
Wh...what? This is akin to that "Wal-Mart is evil becuz they took our jerbs!" meme. Outsourcing and forgiegn trade has proved over and over again to create cheaper products with better quality and lower input costs. Would you prefer to have you iPhone manufactured in the United States with an extra cost of $200? Most people wouldn't.
Your argument has zero economic backing. You can't escape the law of demand.
>>75772507
clueless
>>75772488
If you have any brains, yes. If not, you could just write in John McAfee while at it.
Seriously why vote for #FeelTheJohnson? He's a faggot. McAfee is awesome.
>>75767052
>NAFTA/TPP/TTIP
All things that Cruz supports, and Trump is against.
Stick to your own politics, Polak. Youre obviously out of your league here.
"Slob Johnson" is a pedo who likes to go to Chuck E Cheeses and wobble his wiener to little boys, smeared with caramel fudge sauce.
>>75772488
Come out and state your shit, you coward.
Fuck you whoever you are, because the border states are tired of putting up with your shit. If you love Mexicans so much, then take all 2 million of the new illegals to live with you in your neighborhood.
>>75772507
Yes, let's keep cucking ourselves to Chinese currency manipulation and OPEC oil wizardry.
>>75772747
I don't support Johnson. When it comes to election day I'm probably going to vote Clinton, but ONLY because I don't think the Supreme Court should overturn abortion cases. It sucks that i have to vote for shit in order to have justices I agree with, but I'm still going to hate her completely.
>>75767619
>>he supports gun control
>> socialism of all things
>Citation please. You have no fucking clue what you're talking about.
"It should be noted that Gary’s running mate Bill Weld has an extensive record of supporting gun control as governor of Massachusetts"
There you go:
http://libertyhangout.org/2016/05/gary-johnson-stabs-delegates-in-the-back-admits-hell-abandon-libertarian-party-platform/
>>75773369
>feels over guns
thats not very aquaFRESH m8
>>75773369
You're pure cancer.
>>75773467
Open-Borders Johnson BTFO.
>>75773724
I believe in personal liberty, and this can apply to gun ownership as well. I don't expect any sweeping gun law cases
>>75772987
I would be satisfied with a Sanders presidency. Expanded social services are going to be a necessity as automation increases. I'm from the Central Valley of California, I have had illegals in all my neighborhoods and schools. It wasn't a problem at all. I appreciate them for my cheap produce.
>>75773943
And you're an idiot. I didn't make the Constitution, if I could vote for justices separately I would. Don't hate the player, etc.
I remember when libertarianism was trendy.
That's why you should never ever do the -isms or the ideologies or have some ridiculous allegiance to any party, any politician, any ideology.
In the end you end up looking like a naive fool.
>>75762881
Not sure if you guys picked a name yet but here are some
Nonsense Johnson
Toxin Johnson
Wants in Johnson
>>75763536
>hey guise its a conspiracy
>Libertarians have been running since the 1970s dipshit.
What the fuck are you on about nigger? What did he say that has anything to do with your response other than "Libertarian Party"
>Gary Johnsonville-jew brat butthurt smells so goood
>>75762881
Wanton Johnson
he will be dead in a week
>>75774394
>I would be satisfied with a Sanders presidency. Expanded social services are going to be a necessity as automation increases.
This is why I say Libertarians are just a meme to stump Trump. You're all psuedo-Bernouts.
>>75777241
>Toxin Johnson
Now this is dank.
