>most democratic country in the world
>conservative and rightwing politic
>strong army and military duty
>Liberal and powerful economy
>one of the best HDI
>one of the richer country per capita
>well in fact simply one of the richer country
>very low criminality
>neutral
>guns liberal law
>not in the EU
God bless based Switzerland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKVN0pOcvlA
>>75750744
This is more formal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-bxVdkLo-Y
>jewing other European countries out of their shekels by facilitating tax evasion
I wish this was a meme but it isn't.
>>75750744
>>75750882
Not posting the true swiss anthem
Fuck gimma and fuck this new church song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qXHiu9yg5Vs
>>75750915
It isn't muhammed. It hasn't been for a while.
Did you learn nothing from the panama paper?
>>75750744
Stop this shit. Be modest about our success.
>>75750744
you re still getting flooded by muslims , there are some towns that are 40% muslims pls fuck off m8 just because you re the best place to live in shithole known as europe doesnt mean you dont face the same problems
>>75750744
Why dont you join the EU?
>>75750915
You're right. We fuck you every time and stab you in the back but well... we don't give a shit and we make money.
>>75750744
Of course Switzerland is a great county, it's like the home away from home for the big bank jews.
They want to keep it full of happy people so they let their goyim bitches live a free range life in Switzerland.
>>75751192
Cause we have a history of resisting invaders
>>75750744
You're wealthy only because of your geographic situation. You have France, Italy and Germany as neighbors. England, Spain and Portugal are also relatively close. You've always been used as a central point to store things because none of those countries, which I remind accounted for most of this world's power at a time, trusted each other.
You've always been used to do common things without having to fight for where the project will be stored (e.g. CERN, banks, some peace and humanitarian projects, ...).
Later on and until recently you also used this position so most europeans store their shekels away from taxes.
This and the smartness to never take side is the reason of your success. That's all.
>>75751158
The panama papers don't contain all cases of tax evasion in the world. You're country is pretty based aside from that.
>>75751462
I don't deny that
>>75751462
Dont forget we dont think it is wise to elect socialists, work onely 35 hours, take in a tonn of shitskins and many more things
>>75750744
I like switzerland: i've been all over - Lucerna, Basel, Zurich, nice indeed.
Then again, you actually can force you neighbour to mutilated his dog of its vocal cords if it bark too much, and that's the kind of kikery everyone mocks the swiss about.
also, ugly women
also, you were some of the most tenacious, ferocious and courageous soldiers in Europe, how come you just went full kike and start the money washing and shit? it's a shame
>>75750744
>strong army and military duty
Doesn't your army consist of a dozen homosexual dudes paid to guard the pope?
>>75751635
Doesn't are aussies all sons of whores and criminels ?
>>75751635
>swiss guard
>same as swiss army
Do you want to hear a story of Australia and Emu's?
>usury kikes
>not even a real country
>hasn't fought any war
>zoophilia
>medpack flag
>extremely expensive lifestyle
>shit tier labour laws
>>75751612
We don't work only 35h that's one of the reasons why people were outraged, because overtime could have gotten removed. We also take in almost no refugee and they won't even stay. We also have the biggest anti EU and anti immigration party of Europe.
>>75751635
Noup that is the Swiss Guard in the Vaticane
They are not homosexual since muah catolic church
They are highly trained in all sorts of combat and are armed to the teeth with modern military equipment
>>75750744
If I wanted to visit; which three cities would you say are a must?
And other places you'd recommend?
>>75750744
Fucking Dutch is easier to understand than Swiss German.
Eat shit LOL
Ignore circle over Singapore
>>75751875
Jeah Morice i am sure you all work at least 200 hours per day.
Onely place in France i visitet that wasnt crouwded with blackies was the Elsas.
In Switzerland every party beside the lefties are anty EU. I hope the FN will win but i doupt it
>>75750744
nobody gives a shit about your useless little storage dump shit hole faggot.
fuck off you inbred retard.
>>75751861
Hey Muhammad dear neighbor, how's life going in your caliphate ?
>>75751861
>shit tier labour laws
HAHAHAHAHA
Top my frog eating friend
The Swiss system is the best in the world, and one NZ should emulate. In particular, binding referenda is a policy I would like to see implemented. Around 90% of Kiwis voted for tougher sentencing of criminals and against ridiculous anti-smacking legislation, but both were ignored by the government.
You have to admit, the Swiss are better than everyone else in Europe. Look at your barren Swiss folder, and you'll accept it.
HOPP HOPP HOPP
>>75752072
Lol. Have you gone to Normandy or Brittany ? Heck even Aquitaine.
And you can speak with all your albanians. Literally europe's albanian mafia capitale.
>>75752072
Also Starsbourg is shit.
>>75752442
Gib back.
>>75752442
You say that because Elsasser aren't nigger cock loving cucked cunts like you?
>>75752350
>Swiss are better than everyone else in Europe. Look at your barren Swiss
I'd rather have a million albanians than one single arab.
Also, you frog-eaters are our toilet cleaners, because even those earn more in switzerland than a university professor in your poor shithole of a country.
>>75752096
>flag
>inbred retard
>>75751052
Isn't this just the melody of "Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p39ulIfnzc
or "god save the queen"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
>>75752350
>>75752442
Jeah
We have a ban on minarets
You have them all over the place
We have mostly imigranta from white, christian countries
You have mudslims
It is amazing how the land changes and becomes brown and dirty 50 meters after croasing the boarder to france
Also:
If you dont like Elsas give it bak to Germony
>>75752688
Yes it is the same melody
It was wide spread under the enemys of france in this time
I like it because of the badass lyrics
>>75752601
>>75752691
>claims to be christian
>his country's entire wealth is based on usury
kill yourself
>>75750744
Love my country, but it's already over. WTF is that video?
The better country is obviously Luxembourg
>>75752910
What country ?
>>75750744
Switzerland does indeed seem like a great place; they have a sophisticated manufacturing sector, high standard of living, they don't feel obligated to send their sons to die for Israel, the people are known for their hivemind-like efficiency, and the scenery is beautiful. The only downside is that everything is extremely expensive. I got to fire a Swiss Arms Classic Green one time, best rifle I've ever fired; I wish the 20" barrel versions were still available in Canada.
>>75752910
Go home Junker
>>75752910
>>75752981
Aquafresh vs. Colgate
>>75752861
You idiot. The wealth of switzerland comes from the marshall plan. Europe's factories were bombed to shit except switzerland. We rebuilt europe in the early days and made a fuckton of cash with it.
Nazi gold didn't help the country, it wasn't taxed or anything. I don't understand how you think jew or nazi gold made the country rich.
>kek
>not in EU
>still cucked by EU laws
>>75752983
One like this?
>>75753066
>mfw this low IQ mountain retard tries to communicate with me
>>75753219
top kek
>>75753305
Yeah that looks like it. A bit on the heavy side, but very accurate even with the long-stroke action. That's a great setup man, what kind of pistol is that?
>>75751630
one day we captured Milan and most of Lombardia after the onset of the Italian wars of the XVI century. In 1515, the Swiss meet a larger, better equipped army of Frenchmen and German Landsknechten outside of your modern Melegnano and they duked it out against a superior force filled with artillery batteries. Two days later, a large chunk of the Swiss had been convinced to leave the field, a lot had died and yet the French were in a worse state than theirs; the tactical victory was of the Swiss, but strategically not so much - too many Swiss had died or suffered grave wounds, which was bound to take a toll on Swiss demography. That's why we worked out an agreement with the French king Francis the Ist to offer him mercenary services while maintaining neutrality.
This is what I can get off the top of my head about that faithful day. Correct me if I'm wrong.
>>75750744
Switzerland has no future. While its a great country, its far too small and the people are isolationists. One way or the othes, the world is slowly becoming one big country, the only question that is remaining is which culture, traditions, religion and political system will be dominant in the new order. It may be a sad thing , but population, country size/ resources and the pace of cultural expansion will decide what impact you country will have on the endless timeline of humanity.
>>75753219
Are you even trying to say that we are cucks? You niggerland? Plz Abdul..
>L'Afrance
>>75753597
Sig 220, P75
Bouth are my army guns
>>75753625
Go home Angela
>>75750744
you have a great country, i'm in the midst of getting a dual citizenship there
>>75753754
You are lieutenant right? What is your assignment ?
The P75 is a cool gun. Sad that it's shit to reload and that the mags are that small...
Everything OP says about Switzerland is right. He's fucking right.
Not being in the EU has worked wonders for them and they have some of the best quality of life in the world, not just Europe, and the highest GDP per capita in Europe. They are more democratic than us... if a petition gets 50k signatures their government has to hold a referendum on it. And more: some of the most successful companies of European origin are Swiss, and they trade all over the world, not just within the confines of some bureaucratic nightmare.
I want the UK to be like Switzerland
>>75750744
> mfw we started working on the new airport BER at the same time you started digging that tunnel
also german part of the new railroad will not be finished until 2035 because our minister didn't even look into it so far
>>75750915
I'd be more worried about European countries getting enriched, Achmed.
>>75753625
That's fucking bullshit; Switzerland has a bright shining future, it is Germany and the EU that has no future. It's crumbling.
>>75753363
>says mfw
>doesn't post "my face when"
>low IQ
>tries to communicate
Take a load of the faggot.
>>75750744
You kikes have showering schedules.
You pay a 1Million CHF for a flat and then you can't take a shower or a shit off schedule.
>>75750744
>be swiss
>not speaking based Schwyzerdütsch
>see video
>rap music and nigger
WTF is this faggotery? It's supposed to show how great CH is?
Take that instead : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfRhb9Lztw8
>>75754112
>What is your assignment ?
Posting this here would be the most retarded thing ever
The reloading isnt a big problem after a few hundert magazinechanges
United
States
Of
America
>>75751947
I'd say Lucerne (Luzern), Sion (Sitten) and Bellinzone ? So you take a look at a german/french/italian part of Switzerland.
You can also take some time when you travel through/above the mountains, quite the view at some spots.
>>75754147
Garbage like that happens when Sozis are in the city's government.
>>75750744
>Advertising your country
Smart, really smart.
>>75754602
Is full
So fuck off
>>75750744
Swiss invasion of Liechtenstein nevr 5get
>>75750915
6% of the Swiss GDP is banking
Biggest tax heavens are Jersey (UK), Isle of Man (UK), BVI (UK), Cayman Islands (UK), Delaware (USA), Puerto Rico (USA), Nevada (USA), Panam and a lot of middle east countries. Switzerland is not even in the top 10.
It's really funny to see people of /pol/ keep parroting the meme that Switzerland is all about tax and banking.
>>75754618
thanks, didn't think anyone would reply
screencapped
Will Switzerland be able to remain neutral in the reconquista of Europe? They could probably defend their border from the brown hordes, but surely they can't survive forever if the rest of the world turns brown.
>>75751947
Definitely what >>75754618 said. I also suggest that you travel by car through Valais (Wallis) and get to Bellinzona through the Nüfenen pass. The view from up there is absolutely stunning.
>>75750744
Nothing lasts forever :) Look at France and Germany. Better prepare yourself for muzzies
>>75754533
Faut apprendre l'allemand mon gars. La vidéo est humoristique. Le mec se vante d'être un super fromager en gros..
>>75754602
Go back to poop you mongrel
>>75750744
>strong army
>>75754944
Sounds very nice.
So for a foreign person is there any kind of etiquette, I guess, or a norm I should recognize so I don't oust myself?
>>75750744
SWITZERJEWNIG:
>Highest Muslim population of between countries like UK, Sweden, Norway
>made of out Jews and other scum
>literally a mafia country that hides crook money
>literally promoted bird flu useless medicine
>WE HAD MONEY WE STOLEN
>le sucking Jewish monarch money and stolen Nazi gold
>international more than Sweden
>not neutrual at all, since sucks nigger, American, Chinese, Jewish cocks as much as they can while on the side take monarchy dicks
>wannabe smart, literally made out of retards that live on the King's money that was stolen in Africa and Nazis, while on the side giving mafioso of EU privacy to hide money
>invents constantly useless medicine to make people twice as sick
>not in EU, because avoiding mafia inspection of EU organizations
>complete retards that should be nuked for the benefit of the world
>>75752194
What's your labour laws like?
>>75754618
>>75754894
>>75754944
To forget Lugano. It's fucking beautiful. And go for a walk in the mountain in Wallis too.
>>75754147
Don't forget:
On budget and one year ahead of schedule.
>>75750744
>one of the richer
>>75755240
>>75754891
>>75755182
Stay mad
>>75755304
No matter how much useless medicine you invent, you are nothing but dumbest crooks. USA has a cancer cure every week, just than nothing works. Switzerland is of no benefit to this world, a leech that should be surgically removed from planet.
>>75755304
>innovation index
what kind of retarded shit is this
>>75755142
Not really. Just don't expect us to be touchy or too friendly, the Swiss are kinda the less autistic version of finns: we take a while to warm up to others. As for the rest, always be polite, don't litter (that includes cigarette butts) and most of us will welcome you as one of ours.
>>75755221
I'm from there, I must be used to it to the point of desensitization. It is a beautiful town, though. Don't miss the boat trip on Lake Ceresio if you want to see all the beauty of Ticino.
>>75752688
No, it's My Country 'Tis of Thee :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN2I6vdzgts
>>75755049
>Faut apprendre l'allemand mon gars.
12 ans d'allemand et pourtant...
> Le mec se vante d'être un super fromager en gros..
Un albanais?
Here for the win : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyWObw8lOlk
>>75755107
I heard its strong (well equipped and trained) for its size.
>>75755409
Without our medicine, how are you going to treat your brain cancer?
>>75755431
It's an index for innovation
>>75751192
For the same reason you britbong are leaving
>>75750744
Netherlands
>No stupid fucking mountains
>Superior biking technology
>Doesnt steal gold from other countries
>Less jewy
>>75750744
The word "conservative" changed a lot...
Now if you disagree with gender-fluid people, you're a conservative
>>75751052
Why is this melody so popular? I know the Brits and Americans have used it in their music
>>75755142
Nop..
We shake hands and we do absolutely not kiss (like french for exemple)
Don't be a noisy tourist like "HURR DURR LUKE AT DE MUTEIN"
English is not a problem. In fact their isn't much norms to learn if your visiting. But it is not the same if you want to live here.
>>75755439
Thank you!
>>75750744
Being surrounded by rich countries helps and they are right in the middle.
>>75755496
You fake sold to whole EU bird flu medicine, which was made out of simple pine trees, nothing but snake's oil salesman. You are ruining EU because every crook hides money there. You got monarchy who leeches in past on people. You should be burned. Not only that, you promote destruction of races, mix every shit together as long as it brings you money, of course under protection of your Jewish monarchs from all over the world. Not even one country used up your fake bird flu medicine, not even one country benefits from your welcoming policy of crooks of EU to store money there. Cancer is what Switzerland is. You ruined local farm industry in EU, you suck up to any fraud master of the world. Switzerland couldn't survive without sucking everybody's ass, don't pretend you are neutral.
>>75755639
I don't want to move anywhere, just gathering info on places I will visit soon.
Danke!
>>75755766
>being this jealous
Calm down poorfag
>>75753625
"Europe has no future without immigrants"
>>75755766
>what is free trade
>what are private companies
Are you upset that your permit application was rejected? Stay mad, slav
>>75750744
>liberal economy
>a good thing
Capitalism is the source of all mass immigration and bankers are behind cultural marxism.
>>75755822
Keep in mind, cities always have many shitskins, even in Switzerland. Better check out the mountains desu
The Swiss are pretty much the unfriendliest people I have come across, well save the French maybe.
>>75755979
That was my main plan, hiking and camping in the Alps for about 5 days.
>>75755921
What is beheading of royal scum?
What is getting punished for killing practically billions of birds, farm animals and selling fake medicine?
What is your race?
Why not nuking this cancer called Switzerland?
>>75755182
You don't even know what you're talking about. We have like 3-4% muslim population you retarded troglodyte slavic untermensch
>>75755445
Pardon, m'suis mal exprimé. Non il se vante d'être un "super suisse", qu'être suisse c'est vraiment cool, qu'il vient de Coire, qu'il fait du fromage, etc.
T'es vaudois toi! Haha
>>75750744
That`s an easy one, OP.
>>75752025
>not in top ten
>>75750744
>Mountain Nazi-Kikes
I See nothing wrong with your country, dog bless you crazy watch-making, freedom loving and prolonging mountain-niggers.
Oregon
Give me one reason why I should leave Oregon for Switzerland
>>75755620
It was a molody of the enemys of france
>>75755938
I don't think you understand the term 'liberal'
>>75754246
Because a small rich country full of decadent men can survive when everything around them goes to shit.
In b4 >we survived muh ww2
This is fucking different. The multicultural takeover that is happening in Europe is supported by the european government and its brainwashed people. Its only a matter of time until switzerland will be forced to take those "refugees" in, and it will be forced to do it by its own citicens. The women will just simply vote for a liberal asylum policy because "those are people like us, they want just live in peace!" .
Britain is the only country with a real chance of keeping their way of life just a little bit longer.
Good luck in the coming referendum, don't screw it up. Its the only chance for you to get out of this unorganized hellhole.
Based country, thank you for keeping European socialist in check by providing haven to escape from money grabbers.
I will live there one day and contribute to your way of living.
>>75756140
Fuck, forgot how to greentext.
>>75756099
Switzerland has 5% Muslims, Sweden has 4% Muslims and Norway has 2% Muslims. Somehow Switzerland is MUH WHITE PROMISED LAND OF ARYANS. Fuck off crook. You think i will thank you for ruining EU, farm industry and causing financial crisis all over EU?
>>75755524
only downside is the way some of you guys speak dutch
>>75752691
>minarets
>all other the place
I've yet to see 1 single minaret in france.
>>75750744
A FUCKING MEDPACK
>>75756270
Does this make you mad?
>>75756099
>T'es vaudois toi! Haha
Spotted!
>>75756351
#1 Jews, congrats
>>75750915
We do it too according to our recent news https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/new-zealand/panama-papers-investigation-nz-absolutely-conclusively-tax-haven
>>75750744
As a patriotic American, I must admit that Switzerland is the greatest country on earth.
A desire to apply the positive lessons of Swiss success to my own nation is one of my political compasses.
>>75750744
Liechtenstein > Luxembourg > Switzerland
You are pretty based, Medpackland, but still, you are not #1 or #2.
>>75755471
>I heard its strong (well equipped and trained) for its size.
In fact we have one of the biggest armies of Europe (something like 200'000) because other countries have reduce the numbers of soldiers.
Swiss national shooting day was just this weekend. Enjoyed my free ammo paid for by the government. They even issue you rifle or hand gun for the event.
Gotta love to be swiss.
Also an argument everyone brings up is that switzerland has a high rate of immigrants.
The difference to all the other shitcountries i europe is, that our immigrants arent sandniggers. But other white europeans (mostly german and french) who flee their lost country to come and work here and actually be a productive part of society. Like white people are other than mohammds and alis.
Cheers
>>75756270
How many people does each of these countries have? Also, homany are refugees?
>>75756351
It makes me mad people's heads aren't cut off that claim to be pro-EU and then carry their gold to Switzerland, country not even in EU.
Thx for the info Herber Wojak Mahmud.
>>75756442
>>75756710
On a scale of 1 to 10, how mad does pic related make you?
>>75756566
Sweden has the highest % of refugees, but they are all migrants, since that's what Switzerland is, how do we even describe Switzerland's race? I don't think we can.
>>75756532
>enjoyed my "free" ammo paid for by my taxes
?
>>75750744
you're a landlocked country
sorry but that's just a dealbreaker for me
>>75756771
I thought you are neutral and have bank privacy, somehow when they need statistics, then they count those Nazi gold bars or maybe it's all a big fraud, you never know with Switzerland.
>>75755868
Sadly,it is true.
The turn aroud needed in politics to save Europe impies sacrifices that the boomers still in charge (or as a active votig majority) in most countries in Europe will never allow.
>>75751403
kek'd
>>75757060
>a dealbreaker for me
>portuguese
Uhh yeah I don't think that's a big loss
mountain jews
>>75751462
Then why is Belgium a failed state?
>>75756085
Just one thing about camping in the Alps:
You can do it everywhere in Switzerland without problems BUT in Ticino people are more... intolerant with tourists doing this. For exemple, a friend (he comes from Ticino) was hiking and camping with his father in Ticino and suddenly an angry farmer shoot with a rifle in their direction because they were in his field.
>>75755182
>>75755409
>>75755766
>>75756096
>>75756270
>being that butthurt
Are you mad because you tried to work in our glorious Vaterland and your poor dirty slavic ass has been deported?
It was interesting if Switzerland had English as an official language.
>>75752688
That's an alright anthem for the UK, but the unofficial one for England is better tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU
>>75756270
Our Muslims are better educated and not ill-mannered like yours. A lot of them ate Shia or Soufi or from non-hardcore sharia following background. So it is a lot easier to deal with them. We srill have the shitty mudslims, but we keep them in check.
>>75757286
walen
>>75750744
>most democratic country in the world
>decadent and godless politics
>hides behind 'neutrality' and NATO for defense but refuses to join
>liberal and decadent economy hiding behind US pharm and markets while haven of tax dodgers
>richer country by usury
>richer country by usury
>low criminality due to homogenous german population
>neutral and enjoys the peace provided to it by the US and allies
>finish nano sci. degree
>do engi. degree
>migrate to Switzerland
>live nice life
Any medpacks want to comment on this?
How bad is the racism.
I've heard Swizz people hate Germans for stealing their high education jobs etc. Is that true?
>>75757669
>low criminality due to homogenous german population
Americans everyone!
>>75757761
You'll never be welcome here
>>75757472
Reminder the walen had to bear with you for a long time and you were the poor ass ones. With Antwerpen's """native""" population I guess it will change again soon.
>>75757286
Last sentence of my post. Also mountains help.
>>75757892
Figured as much.
Considering that Germany aren't even welcome in Germany anymore, I'd say that's not all that bad.
I'm guessing that these are the same people complaining about Asians being racist etc.
Also heard that there's areas where people fucking hate Germans and areas where it's alright. Anything on that?
>>75754147
alrdy read an article today of people in germany bragging how the tunnels traffic will affect their health and nature etc.
>>75756521
>Royal family of Liechtenstein
>>75758166
Basel, Zurich, Geneva. They have so many shitskins and liberals, that's probably the safest place for Germans.
>>75758327
Lustig wie immer alli uf /pol/ öber Liechtestei rede and was das föres geils Land seg, debi weiss gar niemerd öppis dröber.
>>75758166
Germans are nation-wreckers, it is no wonder that they are not welcome in Switzerland.
>>75758327
IS THIS FUCKING REAL?
>Princess Angela of Liechtenstein (née Angela Gisela Brown; 3 February 1958) is the wife of Prince Maximilian of Liechtenstein.[1] She is the first person of known African origin to marry a member of a reigning European dynasty,[2] the marriage having been authorized by the monarch. Together, they have a son, Prince Alfons (b. London, 18 May 2001), who is in the line of succession to the Liechtensteiner throne.
>who is in the line of succession to the Liechtensteiner throne
HOLY SHIT IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE?
RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>75750744
>>conservative and rightwing politic
To an American sensibility the Swiss are hard core left wing nut jobs
>>75757311
>Ticino and suddenly an angry farmer shoot with a rifle in their direction because they were in his field.
k...won't be fucking around there
>>75758576
>claims Liechtenstein is #1 country
>doesn't know anything about Liechtenstein
Retard
>>75758576
Most European royal families are part of the NWO.
>>75758166
If you come to Zurich/Basel it will be ok. Also in Romandie, we won't really hate you.
We hate foreigners but swiss-germans particularly fucking hate germans and the Romands particularly fucking hate french.
If you want to live in eastern Switzerland, fucking learn schitzerdutsch and forget hochdeutsch or learn french and come to Romandie. Don't say your german and don't support germany in any way or you will be hated. Behave like a swiss.
>>75758576
GOD IS DEAD
>>75750744
Germany in 1937
>>75758166
All in all Germans are still more welcome in Switzerland than in Germany.
But then again, that doesn't say much, does it?
I can only speak for my workplace (in Basel) and there's a lot of Germans here. I mostly feel sorry for them because their Government is pillaging their wallets with it's crazy tax rates and doesn't give them anything in return. Makes the mongol sacking of Baghdad seem merciful. I've never seen them being hated on.
>>75758327
>>75750744
I have utmost respect for swiss people. Rest of the world are cucks compared.
>>75750744
I cucked a Swiss boy. His "girlfriend" told me Switzerland is terminally boring. She likes it here better. She is still officially with him. L o l
Do this is negro power....not bad...
>>75758805
>swiss-germans particularly fucking hate germans
Swiss-Germans as in a "mixed" child or German speaking Swiss people?
>fucking learn schitzerdutsch and forget hochdeutsch
I definitely plan on doing that. Gotta assimilate.
>>75758859
Good to know, thanks Swissbro.
>>75758712
I went there three times, spent around a week in total, yet I somehow didn't meet with the royal family in any of those trips.
>mfw WE WUZ KINGS AND SHIET will become WE BE KINGS AND SHIET OF LEECHSTINTAIN
>WE BE BRINGIN' THE BLACK CASTLES BACK
>WHITEYS BENDING FO' THEIR RIGHTFUL BLACK KANGS ON YUROP YO
>>75759018
I meant "German speaking Swiss" or Alemanics. "Alémaniques" in French but I don't know if the word exists in english.
>>75759018
>>75759316
> alemannisch
>>75758327
>stein
>>75759078
The thing is that her lineage is known over the course of more generations than yours...
>>75759432
Keked
>>75759078
How did you travel to Liechtenstein?
>>75758576
>google the princess
>get this
FUCKING TUMBLR
SWITZERLAND IS ONE OF THE TOP THREE SAFEST COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD (AS IT TRANSITIONS INTO THE NWO) RIGHT NEXT TO ISRAEL AND SOON KHAZAKSTAN
>>75758995
I cucked a swiss boi too
His asian gf wanted to get dicked down by a real man
Something about being the best first world countries on the planet makes men cucks that are easily cucked by savages
>>75758995
I bet english people are better on cucking men especially potatoes eaters
>>75759527
>buy airplane tickets
>get reservations at some hotels
>arrive in Switzerland
>take pictures of that big Toblerone Mountain
>go to Liechtenstein
>go somewhere else
>come back to Brazil
Is there any other way?
>>75760057
Nah, just wanted to see if you actually went or if you're just shitposting.
>>75760008
In order to cuck an irish man or woman, you would have to get them to stop fucking other people and shitting out their kids first
>Hideously ugly women
>Soft, effeminate, campy men
Switzerland would be perfect if you could just remove all the people who live there.
>>75760412
>>75760412
Are swiss women really shit or is that just a reverse psyops campaign to keep niggers and muslims away from them?
I thought they were godesses
>>75760624
I didn't say that the UK is perfect. You said that Switzerland is perfect, and you're almost right.
Remove the Swiss, and Switzerland would be a paradise.
>>75759687
we lost 2 places, because french part of swiss... toooooo black tooo black...
>>75760796
They're pretty foul tbqh. There are always a few attractive ones (like anywhere), but mostly they look like the ugliest French people.
>>75761040
Ew that is a pretty gross bunch of "hotties"
Will still need to fuck a few to confirm
>>75760952
I meant that in terms of the geo-political chessboard, Switzerland is one of the NWO's safe zones.
Surprisingly giants like Germany, Russsia, USA and China are all pretty dangerous in the next decade due to both war and government crackdowns already in progress across social media
>>75761040
if they not prety, they need some other skills like pole dance..
>>75760871
thx swiss peoples, we are great... the english peoples would fuck up switzerland like england...
>>75750744
I do appreciate Switzerland as the most based European country.
Singapore might be slightly more based, except for the government covering up for that fucking kid.
>>75760952
Haven't met any French Swiss. A German one lived in my house at uni. I say lived in rather than shared because she was very anti-social. Meticulously clean and fussy. Spent most of her time locked in her room while most of us socialised and ate together.
>>75761040
She looked better than these, but had sharp angular face that was unappealing.
Don't have any other true experience of the Swiss, but my cousin works there in the insurance industry.
>>75761555
What type of Swiss are you?
>>75761592
Doesn't singapore arrest you for spitting gum in public?
Is there no balance between freedom and responsibility without jewry?
>>75761380
we have a childless woman as leader from the socialsector, like merkel... already new living room goes to asyl seeker, in the best places in zürich, payd from tax payer.. looking to the french part switzerland, Geneve show us a bad future.. black ghettos like in the US, or NOGO-Zones in other countries are growing in switzerland
>>75761040
why their eyes so close together? Is it from watching the pole?
They were supposed to be voting on basic income, how is that going?
>>75761040
I'd bet $100 that these are immigrant women. just look at their slav faces
>tfw born in Switzerland
>>75762669
Slavs are the best looking white people, if they couldn't help you it means ur women are hideous
>>75759887
For whatever reason my savage irish ways give me a free pass in germany too.
Switzerland just needs more cultural enrichment ;)
>>75761040
I feel like none of those are 18-25
>>75762806
don't think so senpai. the blonde (4th from the left) and brunette (4th from the right) are definitely CIS immigrants. girl in front looks yugo. the rest are just pretty unattractive, definitely not how my qt3.14 BA chicks look
>>75762871
Bloody hell mate I'm an American potatoe nigger too
Looks like we get to cuck whiteys women without actually being a shitskinned nigger ay? Best of both worlds if you ask me
>>75761929
I dunno, probably. I was going based upon aesthetics alone.
>>75750744
Swiss are based af, great country bro, keep it up.
>>75750744
>Shops closing at 5pm on Saturdays in the capital
>>75751875
Look at your fucking capital familia
Also your flag is a big plus
>>75752025
no u
really though living here fucking sucks and i'd much rather live in Switzerland
>>75750744
Switzerland actually is the best country on Earth. I would love to move there but I would never be able to truly assimilate, which is why I'm soon moving to America instead.
Fuck this country, fuck the Crown, fuck the Queen.
>>75763808
>I would never be able to truly assimilate
There's a massive amount of Anglophone expats living in and around Geneva
>fuck the Crown, fuck the Queen
No
>>75763808
Don't come here unless you are against liberalism, feminism, cuckoldry, Judaism and Islam while supporting Americanism, the Bill of Rights and Nationalism.
Do that and you will be give gun, a burger and a lifelong membership to the greatest country on earth currently being used as a giant jewish condom
>>75754246
Hey nigel, hows life?
>>75754147
SPD in action
>>75765000
Nice trips
Can any medpacks tell me how it would be going on vacation to Switzerland? Mostly concerned about only speaking English
>>75765230
Book a flight, get your on arrival visa no questions asked, enjoy switzerland as even in the smallest shit hole restaurant/hotel in the middle of nowhere we're able to speak at least basic english or will find someone who can translate. most appreciate it if you can say hello and thanks in the local language, that's it.
>>75750744
Could an American move there easily? I'm majoring in accounting if that helps.
>>75753029
..says vertical colgate.
>>75764041
I am a Russian Jew myself but I do embrace everything else you have said. Definitely love the American patriotism and nationalism, the culture, and definitely fall within the alt-right sphere so I'm sure you'll like me.
>>75765645
Also I already have a Trump 2016 hat.
>>75765538
No, Switzerland is very hard to move to, and even harder to assimilate.
>>75750744
What is your favorite gun that you own if you have one?
>>75753305
I HAVE A REALLY HARD BONER RIGHT NOW!
>>75765000
Trips
Nigel confirmed
>>75765499
Sounds great, do you have any suggestions of places I should go? I won't get detained like I did in Russia for being American, will I?
>>75765769
You are welcome
>>75750744
>strong army
No
>>75750744
Why exactly is Switzerland so rich? I never really looked into it, if you would care to explain please.
>>75750744
Literally the only you are any of those things is because of 2 reason
1) Mountain Jew
2) You didn't participate in either world war sparing both your population and economy leaving you to thrive when everyone around you was basically at ground zero and destitute with mountains of debt
Being a pussy does not make you great faggot
>>75763808
It's being over run by kebab like the rest of Europe, don't let them fool you
>>75763934
Yes yes and a massive, sweaty, emphatic fuck yes. Fuck your crown
How you can even support them when they aren't even the slightest bit English is hilarious and only further proves you're all cucks
>>75750744
Jesus Christ will you calm down with the Switzerland shilling?
The only thing our "right wing" politicians can do is go "muh farmers" all day, all the while our military is being mobilised to roll out the red carpet for the oncoming brown invasion through Italy. Not that we didn't have enough immigrants already, at over 25% of the population, mind you.
Also: while our incomes are high in international comparison, our commodities are even more expensive. Even houses are so expensive that as a regular Joe you will never be able to own property unless you inherit the necessary funds.
Don't get me wrong; I like living here. Switzerland is probably one of the best countries to live in. But just because you're sitting on the rip of the poo pile does not mean you should be proud of it.
>>75750744
norway
next
>>75758327
forever ruined
>>75751177
Actually that honor belongs to Luxembourg, and they don't have kebab
>>75751202
>we don't give a shit and we make money.
The is the most American thing I have ever heard a Euroshits say
>>75766757
Money laundering. Everyone is shoveling their money into swiss banks be it dirty or legal.
>>75757286
Belgium is a failed state because the French fucked them out of an identity and they never recovered
>>75751462
>Mfw I finally realize that Switzerland is what Rothschild would look like of he had been a country
Swiss is the richest European country and stayed out of the EU, NATO, UN,..
Goobalism destroy prosperity.
>>75767038
>just because you're sitting on the rip of the poo pile does not mean you should be proud of it.
You speak the truth
We are the greatest country on earth but the earth is a shithole and being the Kings of garbage is not much of an accomplishment
>>75753305
Florida laughs at your silly gun laws
I can legally drive an old Sherman on the road here as long as I replace the treads with legal tires
>I will never have a full-auto SG550
>Swiss Anons are given them by their government
>>75750744
One day I will be Swiss...one day...
>>75750744
>>75767975
>>75767975
>>75767975
CONQUER THE SWISS AND THEIR CHOCOLATES AND MOUNTAINS AND WATHCES
RISK THREAD
>>75768144
There not.
They have to buy them if they want one.
>landlocked
>literally cucked by the sea
lmao
>>75768321
Whats wrong with being land locked?
I don't know why but the frogs seem very butthurt about switzerland.
Great country, but you still have some holes in your migration laws, a friend of mine married a swiss just to gain residency, you should check this
