TRUMP’S BIRTHDAY IS ON JUNE 14TH. Tweet a picture of a handwritten/homemade Birthday Card message dedicated to Donald Trump here:
https://twitter.com/Trumps_Birthday or [email protected]
>Delegates Trump: 1,239
(Hit the needed 1237 on May 26th)
EVENT SCHEDULE
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES
>Trump Memorial Day D.C. Biker Rally 5/29/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is-VB73O6nw
>Trump kisses the banners of The Remembrance Project Moms’ children at Anaheim Rally!
https://youtu.be/fAMZTD_2Jss
>Trump Supporters Thanking Riot Cops in San Diego
https://twitter.com/BabesForTrump/status/736626581863563265
>Trump in San Diego, CA 5/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljKFZchvV8U
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Hannity 5/31/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6nGxq99dC0
>Trump Veteran’s Donations Press Conference 5/31/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqNnxCO0uVU
>Ben Carson on Fox & Friends 5/30/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF0FwG0c4vk
>BEHIND THE SCENES tour of the NYC Trump Campaign HQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soFRVEskxb8
ENTERTAINMENT
>Can't Stump the Trump Update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjrc3H-TE0U
>Donald Trump 2016
https://youtu.be/XuIMdo77o8g
>Jeb BTFO by Family Guy of all things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHSCiBvsm7w
>Hillary Clinton EVIL REMIX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqYJRc0TJkQ
>KINSEY: Everyone is /pol/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmgGe_QUId0
TRUMP RALLY PLAYLIST:
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
SGOPET:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
http://pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
https://imgur.com/a/VzlEf
TV/LIVESTREAMS
https://sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
http://pastebin.com/BxSqb0Sf
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>>75743216
MOVEMENT
We love our awoo posters.
We hate our Australian posters.
>>75745953
and Canadians
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RENEGADES UNITE AGAINST TRUMP AND HILLARY
#NEVERTRUMP
#NEVERHILLARY
#ALWAYSCONSERVATISM
~~awooovement~~
Daily reminder that anti-Trump activists are proud cucks.
Build a wall around Australia, and put the Syrians there.
Canucks have been a lot better recently, They're losing their shitposting title.
Trump supporters:
-Alex Jones of Infowars (crazy gun nut conspiracy theorist)
-David Duke head guy of the KKK
-Dana White president of UFC (human cockfighting)
-Vladimir Putin, a manlet with Napoleon complex rulling a drunkard mongol nation
-Bruce Jenner aka mentally ill trannie
-Bruce Willis, famous for being a baldlet
-Israel
-50 cent, a disgusting degenerate nigger
-Martin Shkreli
-Boss Nigger
-Paul Ryan
-Mike Tyson
-Ann Coutler
-Ice Cube
-Tila Tequila, the schizophrenic with the sex tape you liked
-Marco Rubio
-Tito Ortiz
-Gucci mane
-Sarah Palin, even Trump is embaressed by her
-North Korea
-Hillary Clinton Tweeter account
-Kasparov
-Patton and McArthur
-The Rock
-Hollywood supervillans
-Fox News
-Veterans
-Nigel Farage
-Ben Carson
-Jean-Claude Van Damme
-Geert Wilders
-Hulk Hogan
-Milo Yannopoulos
-Dan Bilzerian
-Shiva, destroyer of worlds
Hillary supporters:
-Taylor Swift
-current POTUS one of the best POTUS ever
-former POTUS
-Goldstein
-Bush familly (EVERY SINGLE ONE)
-the Pope
-Hollywood intelectuals
-Merkel of Germany
-Nate silver
-London and Paris mayors
-non-white people
-Snoop Dogg
-#CorrectTheRecord
-Mika
-Ku Klux Klan
-California
-John Oliver
-Telemundo
-Dalai Lama
-Dan Schneider
-Stephen Hawking, highest IQ on the planet
-Clinton News Network
Makes you think....
>>75746031
a poor shop from the folks at Reddit
But still, real conservatives aren't obsessed with sexuality and sexual inadequacy like Trump supporters are
Fact: Trump will never get the children vote. He might as well drop out.
I want this on a shirt brehs.
>>75745953
>>75746014
>>75746046
this is why I have to secure trip-fag
>>75745953
>>75745992
Minion spammer, Rly Makes you think spammer, paid third party shill and mentally ill neocon are all commonwealth fags
>>75745998
bit of advice anon-- whoever drops off, tell them the need a clean record bc they will do a basic background check, which is why they want details of who will drop off.
Why does Johnson keep moving his head from side to side?
Reposting the exploitable Mika lookalike, this'll be the last time.
>>75746109
Yeah, that's pretty obvious. Kinda exciting desu. Its happening!
Threadly reminder to ignore the true conservative ausposter.
>>75746110
Early onset Parkinsons
Who here is twistin' for Kristin?
How can Kasie even compete?
>>75746077
>Stephen Hawking, highest IQ on the planet
that's a meme that has never died. If hawkins hadn't ended up being in his chair and drooling, he would be at best a middling scientist no one would ever have heard of.
Did anyone catch "Gorilla Warfare" on Fox and Friends?
>>75746011
#NEVERAMERICA
#NEVERSAUDI
#ALWAYSISRAEL
Is pretty much the truth of those three hashtags. And while I like the second one the other two are probably not too good for the well being of the people of America.
As soon as the walll is done, we need to fix our women problem by taking away modern women and instead creating some way to turn people such as myself who are not skilled workers but can do housework into cute loli housewives who service redpillled American men.
http://www.ansa.it/english/news/politics/2016/06/01/trump-salvini-disagree-over-meeting_9787f85b-9678-4f65-aadd-af70688189d9.html
Why is Trump disavowing the European right and denying to have met party leaders he did meet?
>>75746182
He also doesnt have the highest iq.
>>75746077
Meanwhile,outspoken consistent constitutional conservatives, like Ben Shapiro and Mitt Romney, have already endorsed David A. French
Momentum will continue to roll on
>>75746094
Based
>>75746178
i purr for tur
>>75746120
NAME SENPAI
>>75746210
You should concentrate on your own PM mate
>>75746182
rare
also, yes.
>"I can't figure out his support!"
no shit. you're disabled and you're british. (redundant)
Trump is a Centrist Con-man. He's not going to be as hard anti-immigration and you'll see him drift towards the center for the General Election. I'm going to laugh so much that the right fell for their own version of "Hope and Change".
>>75746178
>How can Kasie even compete?
reee get out
>>75746178
>>75746254
Low rent. Get on this level.
What is the shillary campaign planning for trump's birthday? Lots of "in-joke" style references on shillary subreddits
>>75746306
Exactly.
He's already waning on the Muslim ban, next will be the wall
>>75746143
>pretty obvious
believe or not, it isn't. sister-in-law is an ambassador, and the FBI checks before she got appointed and the checks just to get into the ambassador's residence (as a visitor) in nation where she is are extensive and invasive.
Must be 10x for a presidental candidate who gets veid deat threats from the left almost daily.
>>75746144
>tfw people have been replying to him for like 10 months
done well
>>75746094
>mfw I saw that guy in person
The cuck protesters around him didn't even know his sign was pro-Trump.
Gomenasai, my name is Donarudo-Sama.
I’m a 69 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to start a prestigious real estate business and learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a chief executive officer or a politician who will make Japan great again!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
>>75746228
If he being attacked by the EU press for doing that ?
talking heads over here haven't touched it really
>>75746344
He's actually very good at raising my blood pressure, so you can't say he doesn't deserve it.
>>75746228
I think he would rather like to ally himself with the larger center-right parties across Europe
In most cases the party leaders of those kind of parties are primeminister candidates
>>75746364
RIP Ken-sama
>>75745998
>still havent posted trumpOPs bday wish
step it up senpai
>>75746346
They said white suprematists rigged the poll. Is it true that we are white suprematist?
>>75746178
really cute Brit (!!!) anchor on sky news early this morning with very low cut top that showed freckles that were cute for some reason.
Cute enough to make me watch for 2 hours. wish I had taken a screencap desu.
>>75746337
>>75746306
and then he gets into office, where there's no accountability until the next election.
outside of campaigning, we can only take his prior works as honest. he really does think illegal immigration is a huge problem. it's one of the planks of his brand.
>>75745998
I hope the card has an awoo, would shut up the anti-fun shitposters for good when the card is shown in a rally or something.
Thanks for nominating the only candidate who could lose this election.
t. Democrat
>>75746346
This poll actually reflects reality.
>>75746364
>speaking Kanji
I love this copypasta.
>>75746380
Yes, he's quite dedicated
>>75746389
Not going to. Write it out.
>>75746408
Yes, but I didn't rig it. I voted fair and square.
>>75746077
>Dan Schneider
lel
>>75746182
I say this as a fan of Hawking´s books for years
It´s never surprising to see intelligentsia, "prestigious" professors criticizing or at least refusing to support Trump because they are scared of the silent majority, they are scared of his nationalism grinding their elite globalist vision to a halt.
>>75746420
Yeah, there's a couple on it!
>>75746233
Aren't him and Trump only separate by 4 IQ points?
College republicans. did anyone read the New yorker article on what's going on at uni campuses in US, in this case Oberlin?
The insanity is completely out of hand.
>>75746416
>>75746337
>>75746306
Shills replying to shills.
>where there's no accountability until the next election.
You guys are so fucking obvious, it will be the most media scrutinized President in HISTORY, he would get impeached in a second if he tried anything.
>>75746363
Did you meet him?
>>75746421
This is really what conservatives like myself despair about so much
Cruz would have beaten Hillary so easily, but we are stuck with orange hands tiny fingers
It's shame, but at least we have the Renegade Party now
>>75746389
>>75746438
someone write it out
>>75746421
>Jeb would have won the election
>>75746490
Trump has a room temperature IQ
>inb4 zerobrain
>>75746346
http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/poll-has-the-media-been-unfair-donald-trump
>gorillas lives matter on FnF
lel
>>75746532
Cruz would've lost worse than Drumpf
>>75746555
156 :^)
>>75746408
its just satire bro
>>75746487
>scared of the silent majority
I think he's afraid of not having someone around to change his diapers. Did you read how one of his ex-caretakers who became his wife used to beat him up and then leave him outside in the cold?
Feel bad for the guy, to be that way and not even able to reach a gun to blow your brains out. Could never live that way.
>>75746555
The room must be hot as fuck then,
>>75746598
Source
Anyone have the pasta from last nights "Trump Nightly News" please?
>>75746540
Did someone say my name?
>>75746086
that's real, m8. I saw it on twitter when it was posted. its been deleted since then though
>>75746077
>-Hillary Clinton Tweeter account
you got me to laugh out loud with that one
>>75746629
>he's this uninformed
Yeah you're new here. Go back to facebook.
>>75746408
No one rigged it, spreading the poll across the internet is not "rigging" just because they don't like where the poll was spread.
>>75746326
>>75746325
>>75746254
>>75746178
>not beggin' for Megyn
It's as if you actually enjoy cuckoldry
is joe still mad?
>>75746292
Good old fashioned Australian irony. Also I'd like to not concentrate on my PM, maybe if we all disbelieve in his existence enough he'll fade away into the ether.
>>75746555
Room temperature in Kelvin
>>75746077
You forgot to add *.stein, *.berg, *.witz
>>75746671
>Can't prove claim.
>Call me newfag.
Pick one
>>75746421
>Jeb! winning the election
>Gilmore winning the election
>Santorum winning the election
>Christie winning the election
>Cruz winning the election
>>75746694
>>75746699
Daily reminder Le Weed Man is in fact a Disney prince.
>talking to girl
>bring up a documentary that shows a "straight" guy doing gay porn
>she says "you dont think a straight man can do gay porn?"
Guys how the fuck do you respond to autism like this?
>>75746597
Cruz could have won over voters to his cause by offering conservative, genuine and real solutions to issues
Donald is just a blow-hard and has no substance whatsoever
>>75746365
>>75746384
I just heard about it on the lunch news. I could understand that he doesn't want to associate himself with any European party so far, but I don't understand why denying he met Salvini when there is photo proof that it happened. Well, I guess Americans don't give a shit about an obscure Italian far right party either way.
>>75746408
Where did they say that?
>>75746694
>>75746603
His reaction to Trump´s tremendous political success is not unique among elite academics, but you have to consider how many of these people are pro-EU fuck the plebs types.
>>75746748
Kasich had the best chance
>>75746527
No, he was on the other side of the barricades with the protesters.
>>75746086
>a poor shop
I saw that in their twitter m80, you're fooling no one
Hell, they blocked me because I made fun of them
![rs_560x415-150428150210-1024.Hillary-Clinton-Bernie-Sanders.jl.042815[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ln1JVBd.jpg "rs_560x415-150428150210-1024.Hillary-Clinton-Bernie-Sanders.jl.042815[2].jpg")
>>75746421
>Thanks for nominating the only candidate who could lose this election.
Hillary Clinton is one of the weakest Democratic candidates in 30 years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LibRNYJmZ-I
>>75746758
who is dirk diggler for 25
>>75746757
Alternate history board is one of the worst sites on the internet
I've seen people banned for having even slightly conservative opinions
>>75746762
A flat tax alone would've sunk his campaign you conservashit
>>75746828
>a fucking movie
>im not a terrorist, i just kill people in the name of allah, but im not a terrorist, im an innocent man
>>75746841
Trump also supports a flat tax. A graduated tax rate is fucking socialism.
>>75746753
shit taste m8 desu, Megyn is best girl for sure, especially now that we know about her tsundere
>>75746841
>you conservashit
See how much Trumpers despise conservatism?
That's why we hate you, you're all statist leftists
I still can't believe Donald Trump announced his incoming nomination in Bismarck.
anyone got that yolo swag bismarck "I must unite" image?
>>75746532
>Cruz would have beaten Hillary so easily
anon, did you ever bother to look around and see just how hypocritical and power-hungry that rat was?
for once, there was a NYT editorial l I agreed with when they talked about how "his naked ambition ended up being his downfall."
The "voter violation" shit he pulled in Iowa, then having his ex-mistress carpenter pass on to CNN that Carson had dropped out? Do you have any concept of how dishonest that is?
Some rube out in Iowa gets a letter of his voting history and all his neighbors can see, and scares them into voting for him?
Do you have a conscience anon? When someone does something like that, is it not clear to you that they are lower scum than Trump could ever be, who beat all 17 other candidates fairly in debates, as rato was trying to steal delegates the entire time, subvert the will of the people...
I really think you must be a jew or a rapture bunny, worried about Israel.
>>75746694
>>75746326
>>75746254
>>75746325
I now Harken for Sunlen
>>75746841
>multiple levels of shilling
this is out of hand
>>75746747
bfy tw/6391
>>75746532
quality bait
Help me finish this
It's to the tune of
https://youtu.be/_sj_U6vObUA
Trump sat alone on a bench in the park
"I'm gonna be the president," he'd casually remarked
He looked around saw a big mess and then
Grabbed his phone and tweeted MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
He's Trump, He's Trump
MAGA's in my head
He's Trump, He's Trump, He's Trump
He's president
Trump was a big celebrity
He told Jeb that he was really low energy
He never feels too dumb because
His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does
He's Trump, He's Trump
He's kinda square
He's Trump, He's Trump, He's Trump
He's got golden hair
Run... run... run, run, now Donald
Run... run... run for the white house
Run... run... run, run, now Donald
Run... stop!
His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin' man
His friend with no legs he called Lieutenant Dan
His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut
He went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt
He's Trump, He's Trump
He's not too bright
He's Trump, He's Trump, He's Trump
But he's alright
Is this Trump our president?
I think so
Can this Trump not be stumped?
I think so
Did this Trump make lots of bread?
I think so
And that's all I have to say about that
>>75746890
I am a leftist and I hate drumpf you idiot
Flat taxes are retarted
>another cuck drumpf general
>>75746835
It's not an alternate history board
>>75746790
Wrong. Rubio and Carson had the best chance and only because they're minorities, that's a fact. Trump came close after that. Kasich only mlooked good because no one attacked him.
>another cuck drumpf general
>>75746881
>he's never heard of John Holmes
>>75746757
Yeah I can confirm he is in fact a cartoon.
>>75744070
NPR was crying tears of blood this morning about Trump (like they do all the time) but even they admitted nothing illegal happened but "trump is unethical muhduggas"
>>75746889
I wouldn't touch her with Ben Shapiro's cut wiener
>>75746974
>died of aids
>not a faggot
Anon please.
>>75746799
>>75746527
Pic related
>>75746998
ACTUAL
DISNEY
PRINCE
Every vote is another brick in the wall
>>75746799
>>75747030
Bummer.
>>75746967
Carson struggled with the black Republican vote, he would've struggled with the black vote, especially against Clinton.
Rubio might've won but wouldn't have accomplished anything.
lol mika's not impressed with frenchie at all
well played trump
>>75747026
delve deeper anon, how did he get it? why did he get it, the truth is out there
CtR poster here. Posting from my phone before my shift.
Happy to take questions until 8:30 and again at noon.
(Originally posted this in the old thread, which says something about why this job is a joke...I literally got it by being young, being able to write, and lying that I know 4chan)
>>75747024
It's obviously a bigger story than hillary's email. Just look at the news coverage of each.
>Kharzar
i wonder who he supports hmmm
>call a manhattan printer
>Hello Timely
>Hi. I'm calling from Australia,
>Australia?
>Yeah, Australia
>not interested. <click>
..
k then.
>>75747167
Why do you lie about your job?
>>75747025
well I'm guessing she doesn't take uncut monkeydicks nigger, so no worries. And you can take that gif right back to plebbit desu
TNN if anyone missed it
Morning
>News still talking about the fucking gorilla
>Sirius XM suspends Glenn Beck over Thor’s comment about a patriot taking out Trump
>Beck, unable to speak for self, links to Erikson saying SiriusXM are cowards
>Said yesterday Rubio has “no credibility with me” after Rubio supports Trump
>Thor: I meant that Trump should stand trial
>USA Today editorial board: Clinton broke the rules
>North Korea: Trump is “wise politician”
Afternoon
>Rick Wiley: I firmly believe Trump will win
>New Polls
>50% of voters say Hillary should stay in race if indicted
>32% of Latinos support Trump
>GOP senators reject Cruz’s help with reelection campaigns
>Sessions: GOP must adapt to Trump or die
>Tells Ryan that Trump is where the Republicans are
>”Accept the will of the people”
>Cheryl Mills deposition released
>Trump University documents released
>Law firm behind Trump U suit is big donor to Clinton
>The media’s reckoning begins
>Trump holds press conference about vet charity fundraiser
>Lists every charity with amount given
>Calls ABC reporter Tom Llamas sleazy
>Says Fox’s Carl Cameron is on the line between honest and dishonest
>Al steps up and roasts media
>Says he would never support a candidate that didn’t care about veterans from the heart
>Calls out protestors for being backed by Clintons
>”Liberal media needs to get your head out of your butt and focus on the real issues”
>Trump surrogate takes CNN to task on Clinton Foundation after conference
Tonight
>Reckoning continues
>Trump tweets that Katie Couric should be ashamed for the edits she made to her documentary on guns
>Tweets that Hillary “should be admonished” for not having a press conference in 179 days
>Congratulates Hannity on ratings boost
>Ben Shapiro whines to Megyn Kelly about Trump U
>Gary Johnson says he won’t attack Clinton or Trump
>Kristol eyes David French as 3rd party pick
>Is a writer for National Review
>Dan Scavino: Who?!
>Trump on Hannity
I live in America and I can assure you that Trump is going to win the General Election, I have spoken with a large amount of people and just by simply mentioning the WALL their vote goes STRAIGHT to TRUMP.
I'm actually being serious here, ever since Trump said he would build that wall our country has been going nuts for him, the online polls won't show it because most of these voters here don't even know how to use the internet.
I swear to you on my life that you don't have to worry about a damn thing in this coming election.
Congrats everyone and thank you for making this miracle happen.
America will be GREAT AGAIN!
>>75747143
The only reason Trump gave that money was because the media reminded his senile ass he had pledged it in the first place
He said he'd donate the money in January and it took him 6 months
>>75747199
That's a New Yorker for ya.
>>75747157
Fucking alliums?
>>75747199
kek wtf. He knows about the shitposting. You guys are getting blacklisted everywhere.
>>75747167
no you aren't :^)
>>75747143
In one donation Trump gave more to vets than Hillary has in her entire career.
Can we all agree that the toxic press conference Trump held yesterday was not presidential?
Friendly reminder: The last leader who called the media dishonest scumbags was Adolf Hitler. The media plays an important role in a healthy democracy; without it, there's no one to hold politicians responsible for their actions.
>>75747143
She may have also thrown a nickel at homeless vet with no legs once. After spitting on him of course, can't have her voter base thinking she's going soft on the military after all.
>>75747260
Because of the IRS, you can´t hand the money out like it´s a private gift. There´s either months of processing and vetting or it´s illegal.
>>75747222
Rather be a nigger enjoying your women than a Semite.
Also, how's your wife's son?
>>75747309
>envelope address only says "Boston, MA"
>not a retardly obvious fake
>>75747167
What sites do you usually work?
>>75746087
>wife's sons against Trump
I miss the days when Trump called into morning shows
>>75747350
It wasn't
Trump has an open contempt for the media, it's scary quite frankly
He displays his authoritarian tendencies when he slams the media
>>75747199
>not interested. <click>
lol, those places all run by indians, and the small ones are very competitive and barely make rent.
Last time I had to use one of those shops, refused to give me a paper clip and made me pay $4 for a pack.
You may have better luck if you can find one with an email address if you write a well-written request from your work email and explain how you will pay them.
an apple address would work too if you use apple.
Katrina on CNN! now!!
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
>>75747212
I'm simplifying, at any rate. I don't work for CtR - no one does. They never had the time or expertise for the buildout they wanted in the timeframe they wanted, so they outsourced the commenting and influencing operations to two existing companies in cheaper states. I work for one of them, which is basically a hack SEO shop in North Carolina. I'm technically a temp.
>>75747441
thanks anon
>>75747199
Don't say you're calling from Australia
Trump to visit UK day after the EU referendum.
Will he be there to assure a safe UK after they leave the EU?
B.A.S.E.D
The Bernie campaign is the epitome of cuck. They STILL refuse to talk about the emails, this guy on Fox thinks millennials are going to go read the OIG report? Holy shit, these people are retarded. Do they not realize how dumb the electorate in general is? Let alone how specifically dumb their own supporters are?
>>75747462
Yes, you work for an SEO shop. But it's not for anything associated with Hillary.
>>75747260
>and it took him 6 months
nope
the thing that took time was wetting the organisations, many of the organisations have gotten their money a long time ago, the fact that journalist are to lazy to investigate something like this are their own problem, instead they sat in their studios with their political pundits and outright lied
>>75746951
looks like neogaf
These are the same people who thought gamergate was as bad as ISIS
>>75747441
T-t-thanks for not calling me any names...
>>75747309
A woman's place is in the white house.
hmmmm
>>75747199
>"fucking shitposters"
>Bannon asked Adams why Hillary Clinton’s primary rival Bernie Sanders took so long to bring up the corruption chronicled by Clinton Cash or loop the former secretary of state’s email scandal into that narrative. “Their Achilles heel is their greed and their avarice,” said Bannon. “Why is Bernie Sanders so late to the party?”
Because no one took washington's advice about political parties being dangerous. Democrats have more party loyalty then principle or patriotism.
>“Well, I think the whole incident of the Clinton Cash is actually so embarrassing to the Democratic Party, and Bernie Sanders now–even though he is a socialist–he is running to be the Democratic nominee,” Adams replied. “This incident, this entire chapter of the Clinton’s cash, is tied to the Democratic Party because the Clintons are the head of the Democrat Party at this point.”
Non-answer. Americans should speak against corruption, especially if it involves our leaders and their foreign friends.
>“It’s such an embarrassing incident, and it threatens national security,” she continued. “There’s so many aspects to it, including the FBI investigation that’s going on right now.”
hillary for prison 2016
>Bannon noted that much of the Clintons’ money was coming from unpleasant sources overseas, “a cast of characters that Time magazine said reminded them of the villains in a Bond movie.”
yet 'drumpf' is the evil one
http://www.breitbart.com/radio/2016/05/31/myra-adams-clinton-cash-tells-america-we-are-stark-raving-mad-if-we-elect-the-clintons-back-to-the-white-house/
>>75747487
It's pretty hard to hide caller ID and an aussie accent when I'm talking to a new yorker m8
Just spoke to Absolut Color, they said it was way bigger than anything they'd be able to do, recommended a different shop, about to try them!
>>75747232
>i live in america
>>75746087
haha, clever.
>>75747441
I think she summed up the TrumpU lawsuit pretty succinctly
>When people see the opportunity to sue a billionaire, they sue a billionaire.
http://www.snappytv.com/tc/2056967
Try to watch the entire thing without getting mad
You literally can't
>one group trump gave to has a bad rating
>one
>the media will make this a huge scandal
>>75747380
newsfu looks worried
>>75746894
>still responding to the "true conservative" shill
Gibraltar PLEASE.
>>75747167
Proofs?
>>75747584
It's a site called Superherohype. In the politics subforum.
I lurk there for the news and stuff on upcoming movies. I read the politics subforum once in a while just to see what kind of pussy shit they're up to for laughs. It's literally just one giant echo chamber of feigned moral outrage without addressing a single policy.
>>75747380
>that pic
I don't understand what posting a man and his horse is accomplishing for your point.
>>75747350
Everyone hates the lying kikes in the fucking (((mainstream media))) The fact that he slams them is 20% of why he's doing so well.
>>75746945
You could have just said "I am a leftist" and omitted the rest of your post, since its redundant.
Now the cuck is defending Trump a little more. Why don't they focus on any of the shillary scandals?
>>75747167
Why do you guys suck so much at this?
>>75747616
>It's pretty hard to hide caller ID and an aussie accent when I'm talking to a new yorker m8
Oh god please try to sound like a New Yorker and an American.
Do it for the lulz anon.
>>75747405
We don't change up sites much, because you're supposed to learn the "climate" of the site and thus theoretically be a better "influencer"...got the job in the first place by lying about being a 4chan regular (claimed /v/), so this is my spot. Funny thing is, the senior people have so little clue about any of this that they aren't armed to spot an obvious lie, and I get away with murder. I have the exact same quota as the guy who does the Guardian comments, even though the environments are obviously pretty different. Bosses' real experience is with writing fake blog posts and articles to boost search engine results... they are clueless.
>>75747616
Get a # spoofer app on your cell phone and say that you are an expat or something. Also, you could have it printed outside the city, like in Long Island or something.
>>75747350
>>75747811
now we understand why you yellow and blue flags are so retarded on here
>>75747684
Maybe she needs a drink anon. You know to loosen up.
>tfw your birthday is 5 days after the emperor
>ywn be born on the same day as the emperor
why even live
>Trump will never EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER get 1237, it's impossible
>Trump needs 2/3 of Indiana
>Trump isn't going to get 50% in NY
>Drumpf is stumped he'll never win all of CD's of Pennsylvania, and Maryland is also Cruz country
>Fucking Trumpfags don't even know how impossible it is for him to get 1237 contested convention incoming
>Wisconsin mattered :^)
>>75747653
Is this the guy who works for Hillary Clinton? Or was that someone else?
Is Donald Trump going to make Detroit/Michigan great again by fucking Ford up and bringing automotive jobs back?
>>75747973
You aren't worthy.
>>75747973
Mine's 2 days before his, june 12. Card anon here on phone.
10 min until this next printer shop opens and I'll try them.
>>75747229
>David French
Who?
>>75747980
This.
Anti-Trumpers have been proven wrong at every turn, no reason to start worrying about their bullshit now.
>>75747936
you know just because you keep posting it doesnt make it true
there is no such law, the only thing that has changed is that police is supposed to use more of their resources to investigate threats and sexual harrasments made online, well atleast it was until we had to put in border patrols and use our police officers for that instead
>>75746220
I am okay with this, though I think the best we can do right now is create cloned humans and transfer the brain of men to these bodies.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/stephen-hawking-angers-trump-supporters-with-baffling-array-of-long-words
How does is feel to be confirmed retarded for second time this year trumpets?
First the polls confirming that most of you are barely highschool educated and now you don't even know what demagogue means. Lmao
>>75747767
Personal appearance smack is a Triple U
>>75745953
>>75747653
>vets vs hate
That's enough for me, I'm not listeinign to such a useless faggot. I'm sure he represents a staggering 1% of the veterans at best.
>>75747980
I knew Trump had won once Wisconsin happened. Going in I figured anything less than a clean sweep in a massive landslide there was the end of Cruz's campaign, and so it came to pass.
>>75748127
>you know just because you keep posting it doesnt make it true
my entire life is a lie
>>75747862
See my other post above. Outsourced operation, company background is basically unrelated SEO stuff. Bosses are hiring people on the spot on the basis of youth and fuckability. Got the job by lying about knowing 4chan. I spent ten minutes trying to explain greentext during my performance review last Thurs.
>>75747885
>quota
Does posting this shit instead of proper shilling still get you shekels?
>>75747942
your ID is fantastic btw
>WEW
>>75747634
More like when a law firm that donates to Hillary sees an opportunity to try and stump Trump, they try and stump Trump. This case has no fucking legs, the only reason its still in the news is because almost every element of the case is rigged, the Judge, the law firm that found the plaintiffs, prosecutor is probably corrupt too. There is no evidence of anything other than being a good salesman, the media is trying to portray it as fraudulent advertising.
>>75747885
If you are genuine, we had one "genuine" of this sort I know for a fact, who was testing the waters for Bloomberg back in January.
You can tell who is genuine bc they have the good photos right on hand, high quality and right under 4mb.
He tried twice. He got so many happy merchants and other shit, after his second thread called the board "a septic tank that produces school shooters," left, and never came back.
Also had, I think, genuine Rato shills telling the board it was time to begin "meming him." They really have no clue why Trump is popular here.
Trump is visiting the UK the day after the referendum.
Once the vote has been rigged for us to stay in the EU, can he just annex us instead?
>>75748198
say it aint so
>>75748148
Talk about a masturbatory article.
>>75748127
but sven, thats just one piece of the puzzle, the rest of the picture follows a similar theme
>>75748106
Your flag is rather beautiful.
Only superior European one (above all others) is the Faroe Islands.
>>75748037
They'll probably just get cucked by another state when the automotive jobs come back. But honestly it'll be their state governments fault at that point.
>>75748063
>Card anon
probably better off not mentioning it's for Trump, bc on avg those types won't want to even get involved.
IF you try enough and can convince them you'll pay up front, eventually you'll find one.
>>75748148
Stephen Hawking will be the next to succumb to the memes.
Cap this post.
>>75748222
>Those digits
>That pic
>>75747350
>>75747433
>Trump held yesterday was not presidential?
>Trump has an open contempt for the media,
Good. We don't want "Presidential" we want the guy who is going to take these liars to task every time they try and deceive us. He SHOULD have open contempt for the media, they have been calling him Hitler for months, implying he's a criminal, all the while defending Hillary.
The media has no power anymore, he is gonna attack them like this every time they try this shit, and the public is cheering him on. All they can do is call him petulant while no one believes them.
>>75748106
The very fact Trump has experienced 10+ point swings in the matter of weeks after getting nominated is an impressive feat. I need to find it but there was this article saying Trump making up that RCP deficit was like 93% impossible or some shit like that, and he did it in like 2 weeks after nomination (it fell again but he went from 11.4% down to 0.2% up)
The general election hasn't even started and he's making up ground like crazy.
>>75748188
The media were shilling nonstop about Wisconsin because obviously they had to make the primaries into a horse race but even fags like Nate "Silver" (metal to be determined later) were trying to hype up that Trump is stumped.
>>75748067
A complete nobody with yellow teeth, a bald head, and who's an employee of Kristol.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_A._French
>>75748148
>A man who can only "speak" at 1 word per minute wastes his time talking about Trump.
>trump loves the media, he was giving them all praise
did this bald guy just make up his own press conference?
>>75748297
oh trust me we are cu,cked as hell, no doubt about it, sure there has been a small change the last year after the onslaught of migrants during last fall, but so far the change is mostly in retoric, but my point is still that there is no such law
>>75748127
>Implying that it isnt true
The publisher of Nordfront got jailed for them posting "long live national socialism" and for using the word "negrodaddy" to describe a monkey with a nigglet.
Any non-pseudonymous serious anti immigrant poster will be jailed in sweden.
No it obviously doesnt extend to Jan "We're here we're queer" Sjunnesson or any of the faggots who are not actually against imigration.
>>75747885
is being a shill really your full time job?
>>75748386
Can I just say, for the record, I never liked Nicholson as The Joker.
>>75748379
You think they're not gonna realize it's for Trump with a great big fucking picture of him on the front?
I'd rather say that straight up and get hung up on rather than let some libtard play along and fuck it all up.
wait, is morning jew repeating first hour now? I thought last hour was live...even after almost a year watching this, cannot figure out the format.
>>75748148
>listening to anything a retard in a wheelchair has to say
holy shit you're dense. even his black hole theory is bullshit, the guy has no credibility.
he's just a fucking icon because of his stupid disease.
>>75748385
Better dead than red.
>>75748446
pretty sure that case falled under the old HMF-law and not some new made up internet law
if that even happend
>>75748148
>and now you don't even know what demagogue means
I know what it means and it's a pretty neutral term that could be accurately used to describe any politician that campaigns for votes. It would only have a negative connotation if you could prove that the emotions involved in the demagoguery were destructive or otherwise bad.
If the emotion however is constructive the term doesn't have the negative connotation implied when people use it.
>>75748148
The high priest of the science religion called trump a demagouge, now bow down and woship hillary!
Just stop allready, This is a christian immageboard and we dont aprechiate your idolatry.
The perfect storm is about to happen, a storm which gets Bernie the Democrat nomination.
Once this happens, Trump is fucked.
>Bernie cucks him on his all-important trade issues, they hold the same opinions as Trump himself admitted
>Trump's strategy of siphoning off Bernie voters is lost to the wind
>Trump can no longer exclusively claim anti-establishment cred as Bernie can too
>Standing in the national spotlight, Bernie repeatedly condemns Trump as a racist and a bigot, the media agrees
And that's how Bernie wins it against all odds
>>75748524
>>75748561
Hillary is up by 18 points
No way she loses
>>75748132
Unfortunately, that's probably the best we can do for quite some time unless we find some other way of turning people into fertile, cute lolis.
>>75748411
>election hasn't even started and he's making up ground like crazy.
Also keep in mind, Hillary has never made up ground from a deficit in her campaign career. Once she's down, she stays down, historically. Literally what can she do a this point to increase her numbers? No one trusts HER, and no one trusts the media that shills for her. Shilling for her has become so ineffectual they have just started shilling a 3rd party, because that is actually more effective. That's how shitty HRC is.
>>75748561
one problem:
>a literal commie
>>75748255
Posting from my phone now, for obvious reasons - but yeah, we have graphics support when actually working, though spec requests have to be made with 48 hr lead time. Whoever the Bloomberg guy was, it's a good bet he was sometime relatively senior, not a temp drone like me. I don't have that sort of message autonomy, and would be fired if they knew I was even hinting at breaking the fourth wall. I do feel safer knowing they won't read this shit (they literally only read my own posts from my work computer) but it's still a risk. Shift starting...catch you on the flipside.
Btw not the only Trump supporter in the office.
>>75748640
we'd be able to do*
>>75748601
I misread the "DAMAGED" forehead tat for "DRUMPF"
signs you've been spending too much time on /Trump General/
will the DNC realise how unelectable Clinton is and choose Bernie instead?
>>75748644
>they have just started shilling a 3rd party
And rightly so.
Trump must be stopped, and the only way to do so is becoming a #Renegade
>>75748481
once they get the job and have your money, will be harder to refuse after seeing what it is.
I think you are going to have a tough job finding one to do it, might want to try lower east side where they need the business or even outer boroughs.
The places actually in good areas of manhattan tend to be pompous. You have no obligation to say what it's for, just the size and technical info.
Trump has peaked and hes still losing Ohio, Florida and Pennsylvania
Trump has literally no chance of winning.
Im an atheist, I deal in facts and the fact is he cant win.
>>75748561
Obama lost California to Clinton. California doesn't mean as much as Bernouts want to think.
>>75748434
He is literally saying the opposite of what reality is.
>Trump loves the media
>the media is Trump's party
>Trump would never be this popular without help from the media
Fucking dumb albino nigger, he is popular DESPITE the media's attempts to sink his campaign. It's good to know that hardly anyone in the country trusts these people anymore, but its still enraging that they are allowed to bald faced lie like that on TV.
Why is the media focusing on Trump's veteran donations, anyway? That was months ago. Why now?
>>75748708
Thanks for your shitty advice but ill stick to my plan, thanks.
